The answer to the most pressing question you'll ever face, now in the form of a website easily accessible from any internet connected device.
This website would not be possible without the work of much smarter people than me who created all of the libraries and features that are utilized.
It's hosted on DigitalOcean (Note: Shameless referral link) and uses Dokku for easy deployment.
All code not otherwise marked is available under the MIT License.