Dueces Jmeter! 🎤⬇️

Why Bring The Drama When You Can Keep It Simple?

Hello lovely human/robot/hybrid/alien! Welcome to the one and only, the simpler, the more efficient, and infinitely sassier alternative to JMeter: Dueces Jmeter! 🥳

Why Dueces Jmeter?

Ever been on a date where the other person just won't stop talking? That's JMeter for you! But with our beloved "Dueces Jmeter", you get all the info you need, without the unnecessary babble.

Here are a few reasons why our tool rocks:

1. Easy on the Eyes: Unlike some tools that shall not be named (cough, JMeter, cough), Dueces Jmeter doesn't overwhelm you with a gazillion options. We know what you need, and that's exactly what we offer!

2. All Play, No Work: If you enjoy clicking through countless options and drowning in documentation before running a simple load test, sorry, this isn't for you. Dueces Jmeter is all about getting results, quick and fast!

3. Lightweight Champion: Remember the last time you waited for that heavy software to load? Yeah, we don't either. Because we're fast like that!

Installation

No magic tricks, no secret handshakes. Just plain ol' Python goodness:

1. Clone this repository:

   git clone https://github.com/copyleftdev/deuces_jmeter.git
   cd deuces_jmeter

2. Set up a virtual environment (Optional but recommended):

   python3 -m venv env
   source env/bin/activate  # On Windows, use `env\Scripts\activate`

3. Install the requirements:

   pip install -r requirements.txt

How to Use?

It's simple, really!

1. Import our oh-so-awesome class.
2. Create a LoadTester object.
3. Run tests like simple_test, stress_test, and others.
4. Save results wherever your heart desires: CSV, SQLite... or in your diaries, if that's your jam.

And voila! Sit back, relax, and watch as Dueces Jmeter takes the stage.

Final Notes

So, next time you're in a meeting and someone suggests using that ol' JMeter tool, just raise your hand and introduce them to Dueces Jmeter. Mic drop moments guaranteed! 🎤⬇️

Remember: Life's too short for complicated tools. Keep it simple, keep it Dueces.

Peace out! ✌️

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Disclaimer: This README was written in good humor. JMeter is a powerful and respected tool, but hey, sometimes, you just want to have a little fun, right? Dueces!