Welcome to my GitHub profile! I'm a Full Stall Developer, and I'm here to take procrastination and development to a whole new level. If you need a project to go nowhere fast, you're in the right place.

• Procrastination: Expert level, can delay any project with ease.
• Code Spaghetti: Writing code that's as tangled as a bowl of noodles.
• Coffee Drinking: Keeping the coffee industry in business, one cup at a time.
• Stack Overflow Searching: Finding the most obscure solutions to common problems.

Here's a video of me trying to debug a project at 3 AM:

• I once tried to optimize a "Hello World" program for 24 hours.
• My favorite coding font is Comic Sans.
• I believe semicolons are optional everywhere.
• I use git commit -am "fixed stuff" for every commit message.

• 🥇 World Champion Procrastinator - 3 years running.
• 🥈 Most Unreadable Code - As voted by my peers.
• 🥉 Coffee Consumer of the Year - 2024.