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Despite all my rage...
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Love is suicide!
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Toworrow is just an excuse away
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"Army of Me"
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It's the little things that kill
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This confusion is my illusion
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Who cares?
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Just ask me!
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What did you expect to read here?
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Born 2 b wild
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Mind your own business!
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BitchX: Just do it.
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BitchX: a modern client for a old world.
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BitchX: the Cadillac of all clients.
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BitchX: born to raise hell.
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BitchX: a new fragrance for men, by Calvin Klein.
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BitchX: don't leave home without it!
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BitchX: double your pleasure, double your fun!
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BitchX: anything else would be uncivilized.
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BitchX: to the rescue!
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BitchX: your way, right away.
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BitchX: the fresh-maker!
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BitchX: its YOUR planet.
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*Use*BitchX.*Yes*this*is*a*subliminal*message.*
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Go get your free warez at ftp://127.0.0.1!
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For a good time, call 1-900-BitchX.
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The Power Rangers use BitchX. Shouldn't you?
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Tony the Tiger uses BitchX. Its Grrrrrrrrreat!
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It's like warm apple pie!
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Uhhh huh huh, i love you Beavis
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Hi Mom!!!
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Let me help you out the door __KICKNICK__...
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Looky __KICKNICK__, i can be lame too!!(!@(#!#
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Kill me now before i do it myself
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God, I just can't stop!!!!!
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Someone help me, I think i've lost control
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Hmmmm...someone send me some random kill reasons
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This is just the beginning __KICKNICK__...
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BitchX Baaaaabyyyy
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Lamerz Control
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Splatttz!!!!
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[WREaKING HAVoC]
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NuT KiX [SPLAt!]
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HeY __KICKNICK__, K-MART HaS LiVES, CheAP!
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Hey __KICKNICK__ I'm kinda HornY! Go GeT Yo BiTCH!!! 
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By POPULAR VoTE __KICKNICK__!!! YoUR oUTTA HeRE!! Democracy R00LZ
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FLASH iS LAME [/K is BeTTA]!!
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[ExCeSS LAMENESS]
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BUSTiNG CRAZY HAVoK oN iRC!!
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__KICKNICK__ is so ugly, the only thing that makes him/her look good is distance.
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On __KICKNICK__'s birth certificate, under FATHER, it's signed "We the people."
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Hey __KICKNICK__... is your daddy a farmer?  Cuz your mama's a HOG!
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Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out from the car and got arrested for mooning!
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Yo momma's so ugly, that BigFoot takes pictures of her!
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Yo momma's so stupid, that she sits on the TV to watch the couch!
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Yo momma's so fat, that when she jumped, she got stuck on the air!
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Yo momma's like McDonald's, "Have you had your break today?"
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ConfuseUs said: Man with no hanky, take matters to his own hands.
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Yo momma's so ugly, the mirror slaps her in the face every morning!
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ConfuseUs said: Man with woman at camping, the man has one in tent.
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ConfuseUs said: Getting high in pot is very unsanitary.
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ConfuseUs said: Man who fights woman, gets no peace at night.
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ConfuseUs said: Man with itchy butt, has smelly fingers.
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Yo momma's like McDonald's, "Over One Million Served!"
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If my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
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ConfuseUs said: Man with sex problem at night, wakes up with solution at hand.
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ConfuseUs said: Man walking thru airport door sideways, is going to Bangkok
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Yo momma's so ugly, her mom said "What a treasure!" and her dad "Let's go bury it!"
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ConfuseUs said: Airplane flying upside down, makes passengers have crack-up.
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Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a bugger from Washington!
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Yo momma's so fat, that when she walks by lumberjacks yell INCOMING!!!
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Yo momma's so stupid, that she sold the car for gas money!
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Yo momma's like a stamp, you lick her, stick her and then send her away!
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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, birds don't get orgasms.
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Yo momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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ConfuseUs said: Man who eats jelly beans, farts in technicolor.
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ConfuseUs said: Man who eats many prunes, sits in toilet many moons.
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Sorrow paid for valor is too much to recall.
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Destiny, the crooked schemer, says the dead shall rise again.
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Demonic kink?
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Missing kick?
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Where do you go from here?
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The end is finally here. God have mercy!
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Sweet taste of vindication, It turns to ashes in __KICKNICK__'s mouth.
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If you're fighting to live, It's ok to die!
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Blue sky, Black death, __KICKNICK__ is off to meet his maker!
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Jump or die __KICKNICK__!
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__KICKNICK__ is feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in.
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No escaping pain, __KICKNICK__ belongs to me.
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I need a ride to the morgue, that's what 911 is for.
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Born from the dark, in the black cloak of night.
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Set the world Afire!!!
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They said it'd never come, we knew it was a lie.
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Time to kiss your ass goodbye, the end has just begun.
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No time to change your fate, no time left, it's too late.
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And if it comes, the living will envy the dead!
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No one will be left to prove the humans existed.
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We all live on one planet and it will all go up in smoke.
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And now the final scene, a global darkening...
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Einstein said `We'll use rocks on the other side'.
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No Survivors!!!!!! Set the World Afire!!!!
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I walk, I walk alone, into the promised land...
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There's a better place for __KICKNICK__, but it's far, far away...
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But the time has come when all good things shall pass.
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I'm a child of the air, I'm a witch of the wind.
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Lie, steal and cheat, __KICKNICK__ is a real bad guy
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Perhaps __KICKNICK__ should try real life for awhile.
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Rot in hell, it's time you know...to your master, off __KICKNICK__ go's!
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/<rad link?
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
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We do not count a man's years, until he has nothing left to count.
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The land of the free and the home of the brave.
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All art is but imitation of nature.
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Beauty is a short-lived reign.
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Early to bed, early to rise, Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and rise.
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I believe because it is impossible.
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Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither.
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They have learned nothing, and forgotten nothing.
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Man shall not live by bread alone.
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Am I my brother's keeper?
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Things do not change, we change.
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Character is what you are in the dark.
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With malice toward none; with charity for all.
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I came, I saw, I conquered. (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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Conscience is God's presence in man.
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When we have not what we like, we must like what we have.
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I am not an Athenian nor a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
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God hates a quitter.
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These are the times that try men's souls.
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Under this standard shalt thou conquer.
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I must be cruel, only to be kind.
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In the room the women come and go, talking of Michelangelo.
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I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
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A man who knows the price of everything and the value if nothing.
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My days are swifter than a weaver's shuttle.
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Marley was dead: to begin with... Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
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Let the dead bury their dead.
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O Death! the poor man's dearest friend- The kindest and the best.
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Account ye no man happy till he die.
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O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?
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For dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
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O, what a tangle web we weave, When first we practice to deceive.
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Millions for defense but not one cent for tribute.
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After us the deluge!
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The prince of darkness is a gentleman.
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The better part of valour is discretion.
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Distance lends enchancement to the view.
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Candy   Is dandy   But liquor   Is quicker.
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Here's to your health. May you live long and prosper.
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Let us eat and drink; for to-morrow we shall die.
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Other men live to eat, while I eat to live.
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We have met the enemy and they are ours.
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To err is human, to forgive divine.
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Experience keeps a dear school, yet Fools will learn in no other.
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An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
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How are the mighty fallen!
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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds.
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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
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For ever, brother, hail and farewell.
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The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.
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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I have not yet begun to fight.
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There is such a thing as a man being too proud to fight.
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One catches more flies with a spoonful of honey than with 20 casks of vinegar.
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The spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.
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...fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
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Forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those that trespass against us.
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Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.
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Forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
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Fortune favors the bold.
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I succeed him; no one could replace him.
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I never think of the future, It comes soon enough.
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Genius is 1 per cent inspiration and 99 per cent perspiration.
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It is more blessed to give than receive.
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Do unto others, as ye would have done unto you.
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Goverment of the people, by the people, for the people.
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No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent.
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Any fool can make a rule  And every fool will mind it.
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We must all hang together, else we shall all hang separately.
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Haste makes waste.
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The descent to hell is easy.
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What is history but a fable agreed upon?
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When faith is lost, when honor dies, The man is dead!
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Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.
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Hope springs eternal.
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A horse! A horse! my kingdom for a horse!
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The best sauce for food is hunger.
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Hypocrisy is the homage which vice pays to virtue.
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Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
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To desire immortality is to desire the eternal perpetuation of a great mistake.
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He travels the fastest who travels alone.
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To do injustice is more disgraceful than to suffer it.
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I can endure my own despair, But not another's hope.
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Joy comes, grief goes, we know not how.
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Judge not, that ye be not judged.
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The administration of justice is the firmest pillar of government.
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The King is dead. Long live the King!
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He laughs best that laughs last.
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Necessity has no law; I know some attorneys of the same.
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A liar needs a good memory.
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Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.
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Figures won't lie, but liars will figure.
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Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.
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Life is just one damned thing after another.
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Love conquers all.
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Though this be madness, yet there is a method in't.
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Man is the measure of all things.
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Like cures like. (Similia similbus curantur)
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Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
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There is no greater sorrow than to recall, in misery, the time when we were happy.
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary...
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Might makes right.
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Misery loves company.
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Money is like an arm or a leg - Use it, or lose it.
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Yet each man kills the thing he loves.
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My name is Legion: for we are many.
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What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
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Necessity is the mother of invention.
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Take thy beak from out my heart and take thy form from off my door!
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When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.
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A place for everything, and everything in its place.
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To meet, to know, to love - and then to part, Is the sad tale of many a heart.
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Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
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For country, children, hearth, and home.
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Peace with honor.
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Peace at any price.
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Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
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Pleasure's a sin, and sometimes sin's a pleasure.
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Whats's one man's poison, is another's meat or drink.
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Possesion is nine points of the law.
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There are only 2 families in the world, the Haves, and the Have Nots.
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Practice yourself what you preach.
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Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.
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Unto the pure all things are pure.
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Quoth the raven, "Nevermore!"
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The heart has reasons of which reason has no knowledge.
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I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.
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Religion... Is the opium of the people.
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Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
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Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot.
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Every revolution was first a thought in one man's mind.
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Workers of the world, unite!
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What animal goes on 4 legs in the morning, 2 at noon, and 3 in the evening?
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Any road leads to the end of the world.
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Rome was not built in a day.
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O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
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A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose.
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Seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you.
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He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone.
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If slavery is not wrong, nothing is wrong.
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Into each life some rain must fall, Some days must be dark and dreary.
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There are 3 kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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I teach you the Superman. Man is something which shall be surpassed.
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...in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
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Taxation without representation is tyranny.
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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
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Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
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I think, therefore I am. (Cogito, ergo sum)
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In the dark backward and abysm of time.
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One from many. (E pluribus unum)
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United we stand, divided we fall.
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All for one, one for all.
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To see the world in a grain of sand.
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Woe to the vanquished! (Vae victis!)
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Everything comes to those who wait.
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Water, water every where. Nor any drop to drink.
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We never know the worth of water, till the well is dry.
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Go West, young man, and grow up with the country.
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If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?
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Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
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By thy words thou shalt be condemned.
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Half the world does not know how the other half lives.
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stop in the name of all that which does not suck
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i am the great cornholio!
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i need tp for my bunghole!
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uh huhuhuhuh... this is cool.
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go away, we're like closed or something
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are you threatening me?
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preach on, brother __KICKNICK__
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that was like... stupid or something
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i'm gettin a stiffie
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go away... we're like closed or something
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share your feelings with the channel
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beavis, sucks isn't even a strong enough word to describe __KICKNICK__
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shut up. fartknocker.
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You're a seminephrious tubloidial buttnoid!
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What's your problem __KICKNICK__?  Like settle down...
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Looks like some kinda bumsnoidial buttsnoid. yeah yeah.. huh huh.
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Pic your own asso
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huhuhuhh... __KICKNICK__ is worm food.
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and later that afternoon, you touched yoursef in an impure manner again with a bottle of hand lotion
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on the 3rd day of the 4th month of your 12th year, you touched yourself in an impure manner
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look.. huhuhu... __KICKNICK__'s fallen and can't get it up
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go play leapfrog with a unicorn
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okluvyabubye
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help control the lamer population: have your __KICKNICK__'s spayed or neutered
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Burn.
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I am the silencing machine.
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I've got a little surprise for you...
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now doesn't that make you feel better?
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Suck.
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irc is like a box of chocolates.. you never know what you're gunna get
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shit happens...
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that's all i have to say about __KICKNICK__
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stupid is as __KICKNICK__ does
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and that's 'bout all you can do with shrimp
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Yo momma's so poor, she goes to KFC and licks other people's fingers!
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over her cordless phone!
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Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob to help his unemployment!
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Yo momma's so fat, I saw the back of her neck and thought I was in a library!
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Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into Taco Bell everyone runs for the border!
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Yo momma's so fat she's protected by Green Peace!
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Yo momma's so fat she uses a VCR for a pager!
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Yo momma's so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice!
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Yo momma's like a doorknob: everyone gets a turn
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I saw your momma kicking a can down the street.  I asked her what she was doin and she said 'movin!'
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Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
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Yo momma's so fat her nickname is DAMN!!
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Yo momma's so ugly, animals at the zoo feed her!
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Yo momma's so stupid, she went around telling all her friends that her husband was important when he couldn't get it up
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YO MAMA is so fat that when she went to the beach, Greenpeace tried to drag her fat ass back into the ocean.
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Yo mama's ass is so fat that when she backs up, it makes BEEP BEEP noises!
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Yo mama is so fat she has to wear two watches 'cause she's in two : different time zones.
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I would have been your father but the damn dog beat me over the fence!
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Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
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Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
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Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to _everyone_.
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Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
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Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
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Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
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Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
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Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
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Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
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Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
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Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
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Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
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Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
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Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
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Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
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Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
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Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
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Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her!
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Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
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Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
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Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
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Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
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Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
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Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
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Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
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Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
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Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
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Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
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Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
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Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she walks.
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Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
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Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
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Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
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Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
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Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
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Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
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Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
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Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 sign, she went home and got 16 friends
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Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she got a spoon!
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Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
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Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
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Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
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Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
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Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
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Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
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Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
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Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
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Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
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Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
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Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
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Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Huked on Fonics."
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Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
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Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
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Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
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Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
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Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
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Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
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Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
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Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
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Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
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Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
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Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
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Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote!
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Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
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Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
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Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
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Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
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Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Yo momma like a 7-11. Open all night and it's 49 cents for a slurpee
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Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
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Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
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Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
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Yo momma so old that when God said let there be light, she hit the switch'
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Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
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Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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Yo momma so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
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Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
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Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
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Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
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Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
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Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
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Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
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Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
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Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
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Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.  I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
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Yo momma so short she poses for trophies!
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Yo momma twice the man you are.
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Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
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Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9.
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If my dog had a face as ugly as your momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
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Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
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Yo momma so black that when she went to night school, the teacher marked her absent
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i wish i was a little bit taller...
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the kick with the grown up taste
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*blam!* yeah, beeyaaaach. I poped a cap in yo' ass!
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kerplunk!
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BitchX-1.2.1 by panasync
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BitchX-1.2.1 (C) 1996-2012 Colten Edwards et al
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BitchX-1.2.1: just when you thought it couldn't get any better
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BitchX by any other name is still BitchX
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[BX] Homer Simpson uses BitchX. D'OH! D'OH! D'OH!
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[BX] Hrm... I wonder if I paid this month's electr...EOF From client
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[BX] Ping-pong timeout
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[BX] Tabardation - the inability to master use of the <Tab> key. See: retardation; Headcase.
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[BX] That's Mister BitchX to you
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[BX] Time to make the donuts
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[BX] Time wasted: 16 days 8 hours 15 minutes 42 seconds 46 milliseconds 154 nanoseconds
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[BX] If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you
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[BX] A gentleman is one who knows how to play the bagpipes, but chooses not to.
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All the BitchX that's fit to print!
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Bad BitchX, bad BitchX, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
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bong timeout
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Connection reset by beer
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Connection reset by pheer
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Don't squeeze the BitchX
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Dude! You're getting a BitchX!
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Erection reset by queer
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Grab life by the BitchX
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HEY! Must be the BitchX!
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Killed (alexs (Requested by panasync))
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Killed (Ancient (Requested by panasync))
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Killed (BillGates (Lindows 98 -- jizz your pants!))
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Killed (DrmWEaver (Requested by panasync))
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Killed (frash (Requested by panasync))
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Killed (einride (Requested by panasync))
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Killed (KrON (Requested by panasync))
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Killed (rox (Requested by panasync))
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Read error: 3 + 1 = 7 (Connection reset by third grade math)
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Read error: 1.414213562 (Excessive square root of 2)
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Read error: 1.732050808 (Excessive square root of 3)
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Read error: 2.71828182846 (Excessive e)
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Read error: 2.99792458 x 10^8 meters/second (Excessive speed of light)
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Read error: 3.1415926535 (Excessive pi)
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Read error: 666 (Connection reset by Satan)
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Read error: 69 (Excessive sex)
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Read error: 69 (Excessive tongue)
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User abortion with 5 coathooks
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Will the REAL Slim BitchX please stand up?
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Who's your BitchX?
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Bitchx:  Better than peer
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10 million strong and growing!
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Read error: 2004 (10 years of BitchX isn't nearly enough)
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Killed (powuh (requested by panasync))
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Read error: 420 (Excessive blunts to the dome)
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BitchX: Now available for the Gibson
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BitchX: No wardrobe malfunctions here!
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BitchX: The FAQ maker!
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