fall-madison.json

{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "-HESqhn8-BLhtgtM3v6-Hg", "review_id": "cpTBG1LRm2GC_Upu5T3VQA", "text": "It's a tossup between Full Compass and Sweetwater as to who is better, as far as I'm concerned. I have ordered both audio and video equipment from both and have always been very pleased with the service and the merchandise. My most recent purchase from Full Compass were some new wireless microphones for my church to replace some old outdated ones that operate on a now illegal bandwidth. Full Compass had exactly what I needed and got them to me in two days with free shipping. I'm very happy!", "business_id": "h8sRoUSjulDu9MfeUTEu6Q", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-10-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "1yrN25Qkyu1MrNZClBe-vA", "review_id": "_IDVnZVMjcjwKSj-9i7XSw", "text": "I always buy my Reel to reel tapes from these guys. They have the best prices for them + they always take care of my orders in a timely manner. I would not go anywhere else but here. Recently I bought a yamaha hifi CD player from them. Very competetive prices. Also wanted to buy a Turntable, they could not help me since they don't carry the brand but my sales Rep TW helped advised me and even directed me to a place which does TT sales in large scale. It does not get any better than this. Thanks so much!", "business_id": "h8sRoUSjulDu9MfeUTEu6Q", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-11-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ol71U1-fHqpARHUU4y5_Sg", "review_id": "5oRY99jf1afr1Ch4Gn377g", "text": "Great to work with, patient and very knowledgeable about products and services! Would definitely recommend!", "business_id": "h8sRoUSjulDu9MfeUTEu6Q", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-09-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 2, "useful": 8, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "lC0KGXmIhyjzghBUlVnkhQ", "review_id": "l8iavrL-uEoljXj5xNSItg", "text": "Disgusting. \nThat's the only word that comes to mind after walking front of store to back and seeing piles upon piles of clothing and items askew on every table, shelf and rack. I'd understand if it was 7pm on a Saturday (weekend) but this was Monday morning y'all, and the place looked like the pits! What the heck BR? You are a mess! An absolute mess. And you're consistently a mess. \nI walked in today with the intent to buy a suit (40% your entire purchase... sign up for their emails) but I couldn't even shop the racks with crammed half on hangers, half off hangars pants and jackets. This place needs an iron fist. A store manager who can shape this thing up and restore BRs name as a Gap Inc brand. Someone would have to tell me they did a complete 180 for me to return.", "business_id": "xm1RtU63jxjYsm-7dzGaZA", "stars": 1, "date": "2013-11-11", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "oFhtzLhXS1iENWoBMdWk4w", "review_id": "O5FqP6GBcNENTXvi0Vwa2g", "text": "Don't hate me Corey...\n\nVentured-in to look for a sweater or two; Wednesday afternoon around 2:00pm.\n\n+ Store was nearly empty, save for a few employees\n+ Things were tidy and neat; very easy to browse through things\n+ Staff left me alone (I hate being hounded while shopping)\n+ Staff was available when I had a question\n+ 30% off all men's items\n\n- Pushed a bit hard to get me to sign-up for their club and card. Grrr. No means no?\n\nI think they took heed of Corey's review and comments. The store & inventory was in great shape.", "business_id": "xm1RtU63jxjYsm-7dzGaZA", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-11-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "IqTFr-MXSwD-RMMTwD4BiA", "review_id": "j-C_7LYd2bNqyJPKMLoogg", "text": "I would give fewer stars if I could. I am disgusted with their policy of putting non- sale items deliberately on racks marked with 40% signs. I am aware that customers may at times misplace items, however this was not the case here. When I told the clerk I had gotten the item from a sale rack ( which was clearly visible from the checkout counter with a big 40% off sign and several other of the identical items I desired to purchase hanging there) she said \" that item is not on sale\". She conceded that it was, in fact, hanging on a rack with a large sale sign, but stated \" we like to mix the sale merchandise with the non sale merchandise so you have a selection' WHAT!?!?!\nThis type of false advertising defies retail convention, and is misleading at best and flagrantly deceptive at worst. For shame Banana Republic!", "business_id": "xm1RtU63jxjYsm-7dzGaZA", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-09-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "L1YpzZ3z8aaGvuFEC7yYXg", "review_id": "hmQx7U6A4p6WIg8Q6FEQyA", "text": "4.5 stars for a minor oversight.\n\nCalled to have nerf bars installed on Tuesday.  They said they would order the part and have it by Wednesday. They said they would call when the parts had arrived. I called them on the following Monday as I still had not received a call.  They apologized and stated they would look into who had failed to call. \n\nIn the mean time they asked me if I could bring the truck in right away. I was able to. They were able to get the bars installed in less than a half an hour and expedited the process by having 2 people work on it.  All in all, 4.5 stars just for the minor mistake, which happens due to oversight. Just shy of 5 stars. Will be back!", "business_id": "XCfRPJ9UCgd1dPkzXRsjPw", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-10-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 3, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "WAre5VZcuK6Fx1d1rz0OTg", "review_id": "BoRponRXdGQWsOHHr1MXrA", "text": "I was a member of Summit Credit Union for over 10 years, and I've always been a huge fan of credit unions... My mom had even worked for their corporate office for awhile. I had taken out a loan through them during college to help consolidate the debt I incurred from school, and a few years ago (about half way through my loan) I was laid off when the economy collapsed. I was struggling with my bills and though I had taken out the insurance for job loss, they found a loop hole and didn't credit me with the insurance, even though I had been paying the extra $50 for the insurance for over 2 years. Then I contacted them multiple times trying to reasses my monthly payment, as I couldn't keep up with all of my bills, I spoke with Mary in the finance department and through our conversation she was rude and extremely hostile. She accused me of lying when I told her I had been calling in and trying to find a solution, when I asked her if I still paid my payments but paid less, she said that they would send me to collections for not making the full amount. Then she looked in my account and saw that I had money in there (enough for only 2 months of rent and my bills... will no real income coming in) and said that there was obviously no reason I was having problems and I shouldn't have even called her. I was really frustrated, I was trying to negotiate so I didn't have to file bankruptcy. Then after I could no longer pay, due to my dire financial situation, they took out all the money I had in my account and applied it towards the loan... i.e. my rent, without any phone calls or letters reaching out to me before they were going to take my money. Ultimately, I had to file for bankruptcy, but I would never ever bank with them again.", "business_id": "YypLpwWA75Y9aWPCJwTv8g", "stars": 1, "date": "2013-11-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Xy8Z425lq5YbkNC63dMPRQ", "review_id": "NG33ofA3DDCA-3P-Maxw7Q", "text": "Might be the worst vinyl focused store I've been into. I'd say 80% of the records, including the whatever Beatles records in the \"collectibles\" box are beat to heck (and five times the price they should be for the condition). They didn't put records in plastic sleeves. Beat 80s pop records that should be $1-2 in NM/NM shape are $6.50, but hey, there is a buy one get one half price, or something like that special. Really, the dregs of records. I flipped a little bit but there was absolutely nothing. Most of these records should be dumpstered. I'm super pro indie record stores, but sometimes when three other stores pass on stuff there is a reason it shouldn't be put out.", "business_id": "j1ezGpPI4vmqBLwyyLIsNA", "stars": 1, "date": "2013-09-05", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 2, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "mGKySPBND1oIFCXw6-Sm5A", "review_id": "kZMwdarzUcF09JQYS19O1w", "text": "This place is great when you need a cup of quality Joe, but don't want to a) get out of your car, and b) go to a fast food drivethru for their horrible brew.  It is drivethru only.\n\nThe staff is always super-friendly and will come out of their little building to take your order before you get up to the window -- I'm sure this helps with people that are ordering pretentious multi-hyphenate drinks.  The coffee is good, strong and nicely priced.  They even put cool little stickers over the sipping hole in the lid so that none of the precious java spills on you.\n\nAs a disclaimer, I must mention that I am completely crushing on the gorgeous girl who waited on me today...  my cup even had a cute lip-shaped sticker on it...  was she flirting?  or was it just a random sticker?  I'll have to go back multiple times and find out.", "business_id": "0ilWo2kWlmP_Nv-P2rcNOA", "stars": 4, "date": "2008-09-11", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "CBz3J2zFpWvwZioEv4oc6Q", "review_id": "2KbSGEr4ftzFcmqPgOe1lA", "text": "Love the drive-through concept (SO much better than Starbucks or McD's!), the coffee, the smoothies and the stickers!  I have a little collection of them.  The staff are always super friendly and patient while I'm making up my indecisive Libra mind.\n\nEdit: they were also extremely accommodating when I picked up coffee there with two vegan friends.  They have a lot of non-dairy, soy-based stuff for the vegans and lactose intolerant among us!  Just one  more reason to love this place.", "business_id": "0ilWo2kWlmP_Nv-P2rcNOA", "stars": 5, "date": "2009-09-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "4bsu8DLfDkBV84RKn6UmcA", "review_id": "il7vcr0Y7YCJHzhj_oItKA", "text": "Excellent coffee, quick and friendly service and fair prices. There should be more of these places around. Like the little stickers on the lids too. I think mine said \"bean juice\" today.", "business_id": "0ilWo2kWlmP_Nv-P2rcNOA", "stars": 5, "date": "2009-10-06", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "QCg5CRze-wwMO5HerI9dYg", "review_id": "dHTM3JDz1QyKzGLlbeT_3A", "text": "I go here driving in to the Farmer's Market.  Great mochas.  So big!  So wonderful!", "business_id": "0ilWo2kWlmP_Nv-P2rcNOA", "stars": 5, "date": "2009-10-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "GuC8C0jc45fCYrnvh7s8zA", "review_id": "WLbp-pGeacVTUhD_C275oA", "text": "A great alternative.  Nice work.", "business_id": "0ilWo2kWlmP_Nv-P2rcNOA", "stars": 4, "date": "2010-10-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "uhsQFs68oZHrKVMPinwfrQ", "review_id": "iDesmTIL83qvm4SFtQvNjA", "text": "i really, really like this place - not just because it's right by my house and it's NOT starbucks, but those things certainly don't hurt.\n\ni love that they have a drive-thru. i love that the staff are genuinely nice people. i love their tiny little nicely-decorated seating area. and, most importantly, i love their tasty, reasonably priced coffee.", "business_id": "0ilWo2kWlmP_Nv-P2rcNOA", "stars": 4, "date": "2010-11-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "oFhtzLhXS1iENWoBMdWk4w", "review_id": "zb9IQYIgCTJx5o0QXLNQHg", "text": "So I may be the only person in the world who is *not* a fan of Starbucks coffee (it's over-roasted and burned tasting to me)... which is why I'm so glad I found Java Detour - their coffee is smooth, the service is out-of-this-world, and the location is uber convenient, even during rush hour times.\n\nGreat coffee, great service, great prices - you can't go wrong.  Solid WIN.\n\nI usually get an XL coffee with skim.  Cost: $2.10.  24 ounces of high quality coffee and you're good for the morning, afternoon, and/or evening.  I also enjoy stopping by on the way home from work and grabbing a decaf as a little \"nite cap.\"  \n\nEvery server has been extremely friendly and helpful as well.  If you haven't checked these guys out, swing on through and treat yourself to a wonderful coffee experience.", "business_id": "0ilWo2kWlmP_Nv-P2rcNOA", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-11-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 4, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "g4iZIkx2IrnQyCcb_M1c4g", "review_id": "80pbdsVVOZ2E3PNLXa2miQ", "text": "What can I write about Target that everyone doesn't already know?  The \"chic\" alternative to Walmart, Shopko or Kmart, Target is a one-stop shop for personal care, housewares, food, toys, and on and on.  This location was recently remodeled and now boasts a Starbucks and full pharmacy.  Oh, and a liquor aisle.  Oh Target, all grown up now, aren't we...? (takes a swig)\n\nFor some reason, whenever I go to Target to pick up a few things, I end up spending $50--what the hell did I buy?  I don't know.  If you do venture out to \"Tar-zhay,\" go during a weeknight--weekends can be soul-crushing.  Oh, and listen up single dudes--Target seems to be crawling with ladies of the female variety.  Perhaps true love is around the corner from the Bounty paper towels...", "business_id": "5FlmcwCLqFveKQ-GVeolig", "stars": 4, "date": "2007-10-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "nu85DSd4HnoJal-i4Ub34g", "review_id": "594c3k8z_lUjaTn3c4uBOg", "text": "The Mrs. went to get a blender there today. The unit she wanted was not available in a box ready for purchase, only had one on the display shelf. She asked for help. The reply from boy-flunky: \"oh, they are in the back and hard to find'. Gee, could you be any more motivated? He relented and returned with negative results. Bet he looked real hard. Come on. Any you wonder why American brick and mortar commerce is failing. We are shopping on Amazon tonight.", "business_id": "5FlmcwCLqFveKQ-GVeolig", "stars": 2, "date": "2012-09-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "T1Ju5Uin6Ja3iki17ME6fA", "review_id": "DX-_MT3XiolPreBrgnQ2xw", "text": "It's Target, how can you go wrong?!?\n\nI have never had any complaints with this location. It's clean, convenient, and has an ok grocery section. The check-out lines can be a bit long, but they seem to be good about calling for extra cashiers when it's really busy.\n\nThe one time we were looking for something and they didn't have enough of them in stock, they called the nearby Sun Prairie location and arranged it so that our order was waiting at that store when we arrived to purchase it. Very satisfied!", "business_id": "5FlmcwCLqFveKQ-GVeolig", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-10-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "6s16jAF-b9OrPiQWPZaa5A", "review_id": "XMM7gwa1jcaYSDg-j3yXgg", "text": "This target is conveniently located on the East side of Madison behind the mall. I have always had good experiences there from helpful and friendly support of their staff to regularly stocked shelves with whatever it is I need that day. I like that they have a grocery area in case I need a couple things instead of going to the grocery store. It is very clean and they have just about anything you need. Pretty good prices as well.", "business_id": "5FlmcwCLqFveKQ-GVeolig", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-11-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "NhoG8YnPZvoRL16s4zvqrQ", "review_id": "jEC6EIWxdDBPPMMdBLJOUA", "text": "I have been a regular at Myle's nails for years.  The service has been spotty as is in many discount nail salons but I've returned because the prices are very competitive and nothing terrible has ever happened...until now.\n\nThe last time I went in for a full set of gels the technician was extremely rough and couldn't understand what I was saying when I told him he was hurting me.  He ground down my pinky nail trying to remove an ink stain that I said was fine and to please leave it be.  It left a painfully sensitive divot in my nail.  Also, he was so rough with the sanding drill and nail file that when I left, every one of cuticles was bleeding.  My fingers were throbbing for two days until they scabbed over.\n\nI decided to call and talk to the manager who told me I was \"too nice\" and that I should have \"stood up and said something\" about the poor nail job.  He told me that in the future I should call ahead and request someone different (even though they accept walk ins).  He tried to make me feel like it was my fault. \n\nI have worked in customer service for almost 5 years and I am not one to complain in order to receive free services or goods. However, the manager should have at least offered me a free manicure to make up for such a bad experience.\n\nI won't be back :(", "business_id": "vM3bqegx5YDtWQ8N5ke3BA", "stars": 1, "date": "2012-10-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "YSOpq2uj_70v_cAV2dxPdQ", "review_id": "xFkl6tvPin_RUfu53xOQfw", "text": "Great price and great service! While I haven't quite found the \"cheapest place,\" 30 for a shellac manicure isn't too bad. I stopped in on a Thursday afternoon around 4 and was quickly put in a chair. My nail tech was super down to earth and friendly, and my nails look great. Will definitely be going back!", "business_id": "vM3bqegx5YDtWQ8N5ke3BA", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-10-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "FuqjqlT3lGH2_TN3TfEvQg", "review_id": "yLO_iXkon24Uczijw2xspg", "text": "Way too sweet for my liking. Real authentic Chinese food isn't always sweet. In my opinion, if you like sweet taste this much, might as well eat candy bar dip in corn syrup as a meal. When I ordered my food a few years back from them, they put too much food coloring so much that it looked yellow. It was not appealing to me. But it has been years I haven't been there so they could have improved and better. I sure hope that's the case.", "business_id": "oX6KamASYXnMIe5kpVhezw", "stars": 2, "date": "2009-09-07", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Ht43WIt1vNIaodW-u8Xxng", "review_id": "5y49Pki38jyiFtj-nbCRkw", "text": "Pretty good for takeout. The meat is more sound than usual Chinese take out", "business_id": "oX6KamASYXnMIe5kpVhezw", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-10-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "XE-EtNY1ogC6XdLYhYVVFQ", "review_id": "8REkrU4i_UHPB9t5yFGvNA", "text": "My daughter and I stopped in last night for the first time.  I had the Chicken Chop Suey and she had Sweet & Sour Chicken.  We started with an order of Steamed Dumplings.  The dumplings were great.  They had a lot of meat in them.  The Chop Suey was made with a white sauce.  I am used to it being made with a brown sauce.  That did not matter as it was delicious.  The S&S Chicken was wonderful as well.  The S&S sauce that came with it was not laden with all that bright red food coloring.  Very tasty.   She also got an Egg Roll.  It was huge!  We had to split it.  Niiice.  And, even though you order and pick your food up at a counter, the service was great.  I ordered a Chicken Lo Main to go for my son and she asked me if I wanted them to wait a bit before they cooked it.  I like that!  That tells me that they care about our experience after I pay them!!  A plus!  We've passed this place up numerous times.  Not any more.  We'll be back!", "business_id": "oX6KamASYXnMIe5kpVhezw", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-11-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "XE-EtNY1ogC6XdLYhYVVFQ", "review_id": "qXPO3Kitg8Ue6x-pUSdaLw", "text": "Still good but I tried the Chicken Fried Rice.  Don't bother.  The chicken was tasteless.  All they did was steam it.  The seasoning was all in the rice.  Disappointing.  I thought fried rice was an industry standard.", "business_id": "oX6KamASYXnMIe5kpVhezw", "stars": 3, "date": "2012-11-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "2_OIo9KHuot8U6HuQ3U8Rw", "review_id": "jAj9kCmtvbiG_7J8MjVEZA", "text": "This place is great. If you live on the east side do yourself a favor and get the happy family, lo mein, and fried pork wontons (wontons are a must!!)\n\nI was a little thrown off when I first moved to the east side of Madison and drove past this place. It doesn't have much curb appeal but  I decided to go in to check it out anyways, the pictures inside were nice and the people are friendly and the lady even gave me free wontons since it was my first time, so it was a win win win!\n\nCall ahead as they state on their website that they appreciate it if you do.", "business_id": "oX6KamASYXnMIe5kpVhezw", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-10-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "QUdwTtmfY9wIcluOr-21xw", "review_id": "PZijRcY5w-7K3zPEOAcHbg", "text": "Their food is decent but so far we have ordered food from there twice for delivery. Both times, it took longer than an hour for our food to come, and we never received any kind of indication that the order had been received. The website we ordered through said to look for a confirmation email. Nothing. So both times we ended up calling them after we hadn't received our food and both times they had indeed received the order. So sure, go ahead and order from here, but don't do it if you're starving and need to eat soon, because you'll be very hangry by the time it comes!", "business_id": "oX6KamASYXnMIe5kpVhezw", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-09-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "FTGSjAfSjkq8quTrdwRKnQ", "review_id": "9kNVl8jX_i4gZciE5waRVg", "text": "The food here is pretty good, but the service is incredibly disappointing. If you're able to get the correct order with a modicum of politeness, the experience is decent (3/5 stars at best) but the service is abhorrent. Not only did the staff appear challenged in basic arithmetic and following simple rules, but we received rude responses to our natural objections to the inaccuracy of our bill and order. I suggest you take your business elsewhere in a town where good Chinese is plentiful.", "business_id": "oX6KamASYXnMIe5kpVhezw", "stars": 2, "date": "2015-09-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "O0lAQazaL-veJv8FCux37Q", "review_id": "mcJ6vzWtsquDcY5QQflmLQ", "text": "I started out just a bit annoyed because delivery took an hour. I placed my order at 9:45 pm on a Monday. \nBUT.... Yum! Egg drop soup is perfect. Wontons are awesome. Egg rolls are huge and delicious. Beef fried rice is wonderful. I will definitely order again very soon.", "business_id": "oX6KamASYXnMIe5kpVhezw", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-10-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "rzqw7FGYndT2jBtnkdb_pQ", "review_id": "6UQ8IntLomN0E3y82oB-pQ", "text": "I went into get a replacement phone and received one....1.5 months later.  The first time I went to have my phone looked at I waited for more than an hour in line as employees milled about seemingly aimlessly.  When I was finally called up, they took my phone and told me to wait for another hour.  I walked around the mall for an hour and came back to find that they couldn't fix it...Fine 2 hours of my life burned but fine.  I was urged to upgrade in 10 days and I went home to think about it.  A week or two later I returned again and was told that they would put in an order for my replacement phone and that it would be shipped to me...14 days later I returned to ask where my phone was...The sales rep confirmed that the order was still just sitting on the technician's desk in the back room.  Wonderful.  At this point I call corporate and make a ruckus and the manager of the store calls me to assure me that the phone has been ordered, \"I will call you when it comes in.\"  12 days later I call to ask where the phone is and they tell me it has been in for 10 days and assure me that they called me about it.  No.  Finally my replacement phone is received but after 30 mins fiddling with it, they tell me they can't transfer my contacts...Not from my old phone to a new variety of phone...from the same make and model to the same make and model.  I am beyond disgust.", "business_id": "pcRVuHC1RXOkLQJ_haePGQ", "stars": 1, "date": "2013-09-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "DkfC3e9QyBoZhPdTkTJRdQ", "review_id": "ly7iSHsvtrpFGfSxwZE_Lw", "text": "Well i went into this store to check out the iphone deal its a scam to get you in the store what they dont tell you is that it really is not fifty bucks as advertised. U do not own the iphone six u lease it for an xtra twenty bucks a month or as the manager said you can buy it at full price - over 700.00 . After some crazy fees that no one can explain to u in an honest english language and taxes the package comes out to about 90.00 a month hmmmm how did the fifty as advertised become 90.00 - american scammery and fast talking salesman who know that the american public has been conditioned to accept this bull shit - ppl read !!!!! Ask questions!!!!!!! Call them on their crap!!!!!!!!!", "business_id": "pcRVuHC1RXOkLQJ_haePGQ", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-10-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "zMzVLKJ-cC14zRrF0ogEkQ", "review_id": "voh-nTtT-u0tVOOZm5UHpA", "text": "I have to admit that I was a little bit surprised in that the food was actually pretty good.  I'm not sure why I was expecting otherwise.  I guess because from the outside it just looks like your standard cookie cutter Mexican restaurant.  Hell maybe it is.\n\nI had a veggie fajita that came out, as it should, sizzling on a cast iron skillet.  The veggies were well prepared and flavorful, as were the beans and rice that came with them.\n\nThe only complaint I have is with the horchata I drank.  It tasted OK, but it was too rich.  Like they ran low on rice milk and supplemented with cow milk or something.  It also left a slight film in my mouth which is a quick way to get me to dislike anything.", "business_id": "S4TWo9X6b3gU6uucj4JN3g", "stars": 4, "date": "2010-10-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "XE-EtNY1ogC6XdLYhYVVFQ", "review_id": "Hh3UgSM0f3AgH5KI3NlUfA", "text": "Basic Mexican fare.  Service is good.  Food is inexpensive.  I am a regular.\n\nSee more info in my review of Pedro's.", "business_id": "S4TWo9X6b3gU6uucj4JN3g", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-10-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "jGUTz_BY6e2zmREv0DFLog", "review_id": "VzAiC3tK13r2MfUwhru8Dw", "text": "Some of the best Mexican food in Madison. Well priced, great food, friendly service, and nice atmosphere.", "business_id": "S4TWo9X6b3gU6uucj4JN3g", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-11-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 2, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "6kp815UUjK--ukUjmDlSCQ", "review_id": "V-GdyI5y4gpY5-8MyzJBHQ", "text": "This is where you go to get wrecked............ by cheese.  If you like cheese A LOT, you can order any of their delicious combos smothered in ooey, gooey, creamy, warm cheese.  \n\nIs there actually any real food underneath the gigantic blobs of cheese?  Strap on a portable oxygen tank and dive in to find out!\n\nIn the 1988 film \"The Blob,\" an evil life form goes around eating people, only at Laredo's you can finally get yer revenge and eat the blob...............if you dare!  \n\n*blurp *blurp*", "business_id": "S4TWo9X6b3gU6uucj4JN3g", "stars": 1, "date": "2013-11-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "fTy3bA0439l01Q8Hd1O8Vg", "review_id": "UxeHxUpF0OYwfv2TD6CVMA", "text": "Only been here a few times,  the food can be hit or miss.  Atmosphere is much more relaxed than pedros. Lots of choices and combos. I really likes the quesadilla, almost like a texmex grilled cheese!", "business_id": "S4TWo9X6b3gU6uucj4JN3g", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-11-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "em6GWyKHpHBjRZg5G9o8dQ", "review_id": "ex-e4P3QAD83Go-y3rGf4Q", "text": "This is an old stand-by. If I could give 3.5 stars, I'd do that, but it's not quite a 4 in my book. They are solid, consistent, and have friendly service. \n\nI think the food is good, and there is a lot of it. Tostadas are consistently soggy on the combination plates, which frustrates me a bit, and when guacamole comes as part of a dish, I find the portion to be too small. \n\nI do appreciate the chips and salsa (although there's never enough salsa and I'm constantly asking for more) without a ridiculous uncharge found at other Mexican restaurants.\n\nI will continue to visit occasionally because it's a quick and uncomplicated in-and-out for lunch at reasonable prices. \n\nThe best thing, though, is taking leftovers home and turning into a scramble or frittata the following morning. SO GOOD!", "business_id": "S4TWo9X6b3gU6uucj4JN3g", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-11-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "CRyOc3Njbf0jtRptTs5s2w", "review_id": "D_uM4OKxy5x0_QW5URn_cg", "text": "There food is good for what it is and the owners are great!! A few months back they let me in after hours to order.", "business_id": "xZwaUcrFMSY1O9dK2dAUpA", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-09-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "1i4Dx_83rJEP8OTriIynkA", "review_id": "4E3n5fe2gzVQDldmBs7hlA", "text": "I'm on a quest to find a phoenix and dragon similar to my favorite Chinese place in Indy. This is the closet I've come, much to my disappointment. This restaurant keeps getting into my apartment building, despite the security doors. Today they just stuck them in the elevator. Which I thought was pretty neat compared to their normal door spamiming. Then I went down to the first floor and realized they also just scattered them all over the floor.\n\nIn my phoenix and dragon I had five \"jumbo\" shrimps. Which are really just average sized shrimp. The only thing I can think of is that they consider the mini shrimp some Chinese places have as normal. I guess compared to those the shrimp is jumbo. The \"spicy chicken\" is just general tso's. I got medium spice which was barely spicy at all. Most of my dish ended up being peas, carrots, and onions in a weird \"spicy\" sauce that wasn't very good.\n\nI also got the rangoons. Some one else mentioned in this that they don't really have much crab. Which is an understatement. There's maybe a flick of crab in each. They're still fairly good, just not crab.\n\nI suppose the worst part was delivery time. The confirmation email doesn't come with a estimated delivery. Whatever, my boyfriend and I expect 40 minutes like normal. 40 minute mark rolls around and we haven't gotten a call. Since our buzzer system isn't set up we were worried that they didn't see the note to call and were buzzing us. The person who answers says it's in the car and close. 20 minutes later we're still waiting. My boyfriend calls back and goes to give his info. The lady says, \"Oh, you just called. It's almost there,\" and that was it. Uhm. Ok. A little less than 10 minutes later and it arrives. The driver apologized and It was still hot. So there's that.\n\ntl;dr small portions, not jumbo shrimp, not spicy, not very good, long wait, unfriendly staff on the phones, friendly drivers, and they litter my apartment building a lot.", "business_id": "xZwaUcrFMSY1O9dK2dAUpA", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-09-07", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "MIWN-Y_2PrixVFXEajkoyQ", "review_id": "jKEAyxeQ2wYuQqFmYhWkpw", "text": "It was pretty good for fast food Chinese, did take a long time for the order to be delievered though.", "business_id": "xZwaUcrFMSY1O9dK2dAUpA", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-10-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "uSlKnryLlnD3mvmG6DIyCg", "review_id": "dHtI9zahZU8Xs1Bgr94ICA", "text": "The Sports Pub is the kind of place I tend to find myself at when I get overruled by my friends on the east side.  I don't know the east side of town all that well but I do know that I like the Ale Asylum A LOT.  I seem to be successful in getting everyone to go there about 25% of the time; otherwise we end up at the Sports Pub.  I've spent quite a few nights here and I can't really say I've ever had a good time.  If I could I'd rate this 2.5 stars, because really this place isn't that bad.  It's just that there are so many places with better beer, nicer bartenders, friendlier crowds and better food.  Every time I've gone to the Sports Pub there have been good aspects of my experience, but something always goes wrong and I leave with a bad impression of the place.  \n\nThe first time, several years back, I remember having a really tasty burger, but the pitcher of Capital had little bits of gunk floating in it and the bartender tried to blame that on me.  That was enough for me to cross it off my list, but my friend really likes the place and I've been back multiple times since.  Last weekend, for example, we went for the second half of the Badger game.  It was crowded to be sure, but the service was good and my sandwich was pretty decent.  Unfortunately this was marred by the fact that we could not see a television from where the table was positioned, which kind of defeated the purpose of going to a sports bar.  I also got into a ridiculous argument with some drunk at the bar over something trivial, and I spent the rest of the afternoon hearing him loudly talk about me from across the bar.  Again, that's not really the fault of the Sports Pub but I just can't seem to have a nice time at this place.\n\nThe menu is actually pretty broad, with traditional bar food done up right.  The appetizers are the standard fare, and the spicy curly fries are really tasty.  The tap selection is on the low side of OK.  There's usually a Capital and Spotted, and aside from the aforementioned incident I haven't had a major problem with quality.  There's a foosball table near the door where I once schooled a plastered townie five games in a row before hubris got the better of me and I was resounding beaten by his girlfriend.  There are outdoor volleyball courts and leagues during the summer.  I'm sure that if I lived near this place I'd probably find it a nice local hangout.  But I don't, and every time I've made the trip over from Middleton I end up regretting the experience.  I just can't recommend the place, though I'm pretty sure that I'll find myself back there in the not so distant future.  Maybe then it won't be so bad, but I'm not holding my breath.", "business_id": "qQvpS262VPEHKZvM6j5uhQ", "stars": 2, "date": "2008-10-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "_xf2ECTRftPV4bzK4mGYEg", "review_id": "_OPkx3-k_BtXZXja4_MA0A", "text": "Having just completed summer volleyball season here, I have mixed feelings about this place.  Sure, it's a sports bar and vball players track in tons of sand, but the bathrooms are disgusting- not just sandy, but smelling of sewer and always wet and dirty. Drinks are OK, prices vary wildly during the same evening, and the service is often inexplicably slow. There is one server who is really on her game- Callie, I think is her name- remembers who drinks what and comes by frequently.  She's great, but even still, our tabs are often wrong at the end of the evening, which is just a little more hassle than the place is worth.", "business_id": "qQvpS262VPEHKZvM6j5uhQ", "stars": 2, "date": "2010-09-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "BY9Eyuam4yTP4J2G0jHIyg", "review_id": "S3f_7m8sodnfol_gYFSkxQ", "text": "Not too thrilled with the value of a Groupon from Sports Pub.  To be clear...\n\nService was very personable (Alyssa), but sporadic.  This is an indication of a section that is too large for the server.  I believe she had every table outside the bar on a Saturday night, albeit early (approx 6pm).\n\nI have an issue with the Groupon that I purchased.  If I pay $14 for a buy-one-get-one, I expect to receive $14 in savings.  That was not the case.  Because of our selections, the savings only priced out to about $6 less than had I just walked in.  In fact, I am not sure it is possible to receive $14 in savings given the limitations of the sandwich menu and domestic beer selections.  As an aside, I wouldn't just walk in because this place is across town from me..\n\nTo be clear, we also ordered an appetizer, soft drink, and craft beer.  I didn't want to give the impression that we were there to redeem the Groupon, drop a gratuity, and leave.\n\nThe food was standard bar food.  The chicken nachos were ho-hum.  The sandwiches were tasty.", "business_id": "qQvpS262VPEHKZvM6j5uhQ", "stars": 2, "date": "2013-09-07", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Ye4BvUAnvCAy2McNYl4-pQ", "review_id": "UncM-AcrSLRnmnXEXh8KLg", "text": "They do a good turkey club I will say that much. Hit the spot for me and I am a picky sandwich guy. The salad bar is not half bad either for just $3 more. Great spot to grab a lunch on the east side for cheap or catch the game I am sure based on the looks of the place. I'd visit more often but being here in San Diego might make that a bit tough....", "business_id": "qQvpS262VPEHKZvM6j5uhQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2013-10-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "YN1wN70DboPD_7JDTFY3jQ", "review_id": "x-gFCkCSFcF4KvQR5jbJDQ", "text": "Clientele are old rigid couples not a very inviting atmosphere food and drink are mediocre.", "business_id": "qQvpS262VPEHKZvM6j5uhQ", "stars": 1, "date": "2013-10-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "reI1yQImDR-1a55zVZZPHQ", "review_id": "BbywIQGfSn_ocLLAU3PYvw", "text": "We went here to be able to watch the Bears game and the Packers game one sunday. They found us a seat and made sure we could see both games. The food was decent and the service was ok. It is a good place to go if you want to watch multiple games at once. I wouldn't go there all the time and it won't become my favorite hangout but I'd go back.", "business_id": "qQvpS262VPEHKZvM6j5uhQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2013-11-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 4, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "CRyOc3Njbf0jtRptTs5s2w", "review_id": "LDkYpS4bUYwcJf2Rz9B89Q", "text": "They recently remodeled and it looks really nice inside. They added TVs and all of there registers actually work now (yay!) They hired some new people as well which seems to really be helping this place out.. it still takes forever to get your order  if there busy but at least it's only when there busy because before the new additions to the staff came along I use to go when it was almost completely dead and it would take 15 minutes for me to get my food, so I can tell that there trying but they still have a LONG ways to go.", "business_id": "XWDk-pLSbVE2Vvv9Z-zusQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2013-09-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 3, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "6hYwb0nsqbUIq9d-MGzY6Q", "review_id": "Zh0HzEj-SQct1KoZyXnwNA", "text": "Great update to your facility, it needed it. As I am used to only getting either my fries hot or my sandwich hot, generally neither at the same time. I was really dissatisfied that not one was hot enough to eat. I physically left my whole meal and tray on the table and walked out. No amount of ketchup could make me eat it. \n\nHope they find a great staff so they can warrant spending the money on the upgrade. \n\nI will probably not go back to this location again.", "business_id": "XWDk-pLSbVE2Vvv9Z-zusQ", "stars": 2, "date": "2013-10-18", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 4, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "b8TRg43t7LBYmJClAGV0Qg", "review_id": "JOed3mJ87x5M_GuV3UjoyQ", "text": "This is the worst fast food franchise in town.\n\nThe drive through is slow.  The food is inconsistent.  The staff are ambivalent.\n\nAveraging over a minute per vehicle in the drive through isn't \"fast\".  Serving burgers with mere samples of the veggies in the marketing material demonstrates poor attention to detail, if not inventory management problems.  \n\nThey can't even consistently pack bags so that the fries stay in their containers.  Why bother with the containers at all if the fries are just going to be scattered throughout the bag?\n\nThe franchises in Sun Prairie and De Forest remain \"east side\" options, but I'm giving up on this location.  Four chances in two years, and they never got it right.", "business_id": "XWDk-pLSbVE2Vvv9Z-zusQ", "stars": 1, "date": "2013-11-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "tfkYPpV2lKB6xSHFu0pGMw", "review_id": "Oztnb-OJhyJXftfGKe7ovw", "text": "All I wanted was breakfast. Looked online and saw it opens at 6 AM on weekdays. I get there at 6:15 doors locked. Oh well they're running behind so I go for a walk and come back, still locked. I got fed up and spent double I planned at the Mc Donalds next door. They should close it down at this point. Who ever manages it is not very good.", "business_id": "XWDk-pLSbVE2Vvv9Z-zusQ", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-10-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "jIDvedyatf0Dp5CHI9NfWw", "review_id": "IRqFSWnYy08X57fpRoKa-Q", "text": "Very friendly neighborhood place. Laurie has cut my hair several times to my great satisfaction. She and the others at DuWaynes are welcoming and fun to be around, very customer oriented.  Sr. discount is much appreciated, but even regular prices are reasonable.", "business_id": "QnBchvawspqR_c8OPVzIIg", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-09-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ijzoC48CQpHj0_vIJQ7lXw", "review_id": "-7EiK_FUNn6s_m9g1eYq7w", "text": "Just visited for the first time. Dan is fantastic!! Great service and great price. I'll be back...you should go, too.", "business_id": "T9l9Z3FKMSCIYvsP2g4efw", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-10-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "nf8pcDtloYe1LKrQW9iZtw", "review_id": "SzrnGVIsIZyXcUTL4mDIRA", "text": "I can't say enough good things about this place.  I've literally never been happier with a haircut - and I used to work at a high-end salon and have had a LOT of haircuts.  Dan is friendly and listens.  I told him how I wanted to look but that I wasn't sure quite how to achieve it.  I told him basically what I was thinking and told him to make a few executive decisions.    Result: Best, most versatile haircut ever.  I've tried a few places  in town - none as good (or a better bargain) than this place.  Will 100% return.", "business_id": "T9l9Z3FKMSCIYvsP2g4efw", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-09-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "2h-Y-E9AjV-L7oO3LvLjRw", "review_id": "TDcBp_yKbc-6dbYSHQSb0A", "text": "It's a very cute & quaint place. My hair was cut by Dan, who is really nice & has good energy.\nIt was $23 for a wash & cut (no style! Which is a bit odd but all well) \nFYI, they only take cash or check.", "business_id": "T9l9Z3FKMSCIYvsP2g4efw", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-10-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "2h-Y-E9AjV-L7oO3LvLjRw", "review_id": "mpOo2MqVJwQ41w1T962kEw", "text": "Because there was no style & I left with wet hair, by the time it dried & laid naturally, it was a bit uneven. However, Dan has a 7 day guarantee & fixed it up no problem!", "business_id": "T9l9Z3FKMSCIYvsP2g4efw", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-10-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ctvJQmi5EEBndDQ0X1uDcg", "review_id": "BcSQJaKFN0p3Vh9DRxXV5w", "text": "We went here to pick out fabrics for a quilt. We used a few tables to pick out color schemes and see what we were working with. The worker walking by actually said to us, \"You ARE going to put that away, right?\" I was so apauled. Then when we went to get all the fabric cut the lady was also very unfriendly and just had poor customer service in general.", "business_id": "fBSd-fl9-9LkitwrFRcBng", "stars": 1, "date": "2010-09-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "BBhYTrkmbfGpTouVp_GYKQ", "review_id": "rw72hQUeFcsf1XOImifHfw", "text": "Horrible customer service.  Asked for help and was told to go wait in a line. next, That girl couldn't find the item that was kept behind counter. Didn't want to spend time on me because of people behind me. Other customer asked if she could call for backup.  Manager standing around said in a minute.  Continued doing nothing. I won't return to this location.", "business_id": "fBSd-fl9-9LkitwrFRcBng", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-11-10", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "48YfEXu0ZOtC7yL9KQpnsw", "review_id": "rI7zi7cIReoX1h9mSo74Lg", "text": "Complete joke of a store went in looking for stencils they had none don't care them. How can you call yourself a craft store. No help in the store either to help you", "business_id": "fBSd-fl9-9LkitwrFRcBng", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-09-28", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "QP-MdjpUFejr9apuAWcfQg", "review_id": "LEDD6btH4Jxbo1bMRvmL7A", "text": "Average Italian menu items and good service in a nice setting.  Try the steaks they are very good for the price.  Staff is also very good with children.", "business_id": "ybkWtM1ZnT2ewuquj3A9KQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2007-09-04", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 3, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "Dj0qqO_39Db6OfmBGS24Eg", "review_id": "bN9CX52ozPztQuwXNXRxWw", "text": "OK.  It is not a 5-star place.  But I had to give the 5 stars in order to offset the ratings to date.  I went there because the Isthmus Annual Manual said it had great wood-oven pizzas.  I ordered their signature Benvenutos pizza (with ingredients similar to some chain places' \"supreme\") and tap water.\n\nThis was an extraordinary pizza.  The crust was explosive, the ingredients were pleasing  (I went to a boutique, Sicilian-personally-owned pizza place in Madison last week - - which I charitably did not rate on Yelp - -  where the otherwise-droolingly-pretty and well-assembled aggregations somehow tasted plain and  DULL - - you have to BUY good basic INGREDIENTS).\n\nThe truly odd thing about Benvenutos are the aesthetics.  It is situated on a desperate strip mall, with a hideous bland exterior, that makes you think it is some pretend restaurant, living on pretentions alone.  The pretentions continue as you go to the giant counter.  And then there is this quasi-industrial interior, with huge industrial ceiling-fanned ceilings, cute semi-Vegas-italian- buffet faux-italain scrawlings on the strange pompous facades, all amidst these massive spatial proportions that are wholly intimidating, and make you think you are either in some very, very SPECIAL hallowed unknown reclusive monastery purveying mama's most lustrous home-style concoctions (which you know isn't true), or you are in the most prepostrous strip-mall farce that has ever been created\n\nIt's a little of each, but amidst this aggregation of disparate elements, the proof is in the pizza, and the pizza is incredibly good.  A  billowing perfect crust - -  superb textures all around - -  ingredients with satisfying flavor - -  a PERFECTLY constructed pie (texture, flavor, appearance - - you name it).  Nice serrvice.\n\nI'm going back.", "business_id": "ybkWtM1ZnT2ewuquj3A9KQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-09-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "2sFRtgagDZEufcJ5uBfz6g", "review_id": "dC0DCJ-uv7jgcDvfPlOHLA", "text": "We go to Benvenuto's a couple times a month after work for drinks. The bartenders are always friendly and efficient.  Such a gem to have on the Northside of Madison.", "business_id": "ybkWtM1ZnT2ewuquj3A9KQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-11-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "6H3X_SUEDjPTEvB4KDwsvg", "review_id": "55wwUusqfYtheUfsdknkzA", "text": "Had to wait a little bit to be seated this past time I went. But nothing to horrible. Prices are a little high but the staff is always friendly and the food always tastes really good. Will definitely go back again.", "business_id": "ybkWtM1ZnT2ewuquj3A9KQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-11-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 4, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "2__zX5Zkf3fn3dRKYj0Mww", "review_id": "IjUN2Y8ST6okcjHkM5nB5w", "text": "Benvenutos is exactly what you'd expect of an Americanized \"Italian\" restaurant. They've got your fresh baked bread with olive oil, a wide variety of parmesan filled or topped pastas, a bunch of red wine that doesn't technically go with your meal, and some ridiculously cheesy music that really only should be played in a movie when someone is riding a gondola in Venice. Sometimes this is exactly what you want, a definite dad pleaser for my family. Sometimes you want something that actually comes from Italy, which probably couldn't be further from the menu here.\n\nTonight I had a six ounce sirloin with some seasoned veggies. The sirloin was medium rare as requested, but pretty charred on the outside. I suppose ill stick to pasta next time, it's what they do the most of. I also tried their chili which was good but had no kick at all. Perhaps they meant minestrone? The best part of the meal was the fresh bread. I mean that not as knock to the meal and more as a compliment to the bread. It was seasoned really well and had a nice hardness to the outside to give it an awesome texture. Great starter!\n\nThe service was about as good as you can get from a restaurant that had their waiters write on your table in classy crayon. The place looks nicer than a Chilis, but when they start the meal by demonstrating your tablecloth is actually a roll of paper it sets the tone for a pretty laid back meal.", "business_id": "ybkWtM1ZnT2ewuquj3A9KQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2013-11-29", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "m0QgshhQmopzVQx5fyhXKw", "review_id": "T5EVF3JgUfUoOUFFzRsiRQ", "text": "Some colleagues and I dine here a quite a bit as there aren't a lot of options on the North side, and it is conveniently located near where I work.  I love their Southwest Chicken Salad, it's something that I will order for pick up several times per month.  I have found that they are getting more and more stingy on the ingredients. They aren't putting much chicken on the salad, maybe 4 tortilla strips (they used to put MANY more) - it's a $9 salad, I expect it to be a little more hearty. I feel this place is pretty overpriced for what you get, and the food has never blown me away.", "business_id": "ybkWtM1ZnT2ewuquj3A9KQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-09-18", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "rNO3REip-B888wGeGDnQ8Q", "review_id": "909Z3OA6xU7MoiEeIgUp5w", "text": "I would give a 3+. The service was great, the restaurant was clean and nice atmosphere. Presentation was beautiful but my dish, chicken tetrazzini lacked the flavor I was expecting. The Steak Gorgonzola I was told was excellent. All in all, good food for the price and a decent wine selection at a good price point.", "business_id": "ybkWtM1ZnT2ewuquj3A9KQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-10-07", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Ywy7mqBol1KIMVVgtEU_TQ", "review_id": "87_U4rRBWBiJP-XwfpzJiA", "text": "Its ok.\nFood is ok but not extrordinary. Basic italian with no standouts.\nService is less refined than the white tablecloth implies. It is quick though. Cheesy risotto was fairly casserole like.\nAll in all we took food home but really havnt thought about it since. These leftovers will probably be sacrificed to neglect. That should be explanatory.", "business_id": "ybkWtM1ZnT2ewuquj3A9KQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-11-28", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "c_YzaYjFpKwY1iDBs09yFw", "review_id": "7Ymumkd-xbwnvDc6jRC-fw", "text": "The manager was awesome and gave us early check-in, we felt safe, the room was nothing fancy and had a little bit of a musty odor to it, but was decently clean nonetheless. As other reviews have said, it was a little difficult to find off the freeway. However, it was an overall good experience.", "business_id": "GQN1Y9iC8rfxMKKo2lEiug", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-09-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "9fuoK61aFGXtLhJ1DGHXyA", "review_id": "o59jsdXxNmxMBK3eraagCQ", "text": "We stayed here because we were traveling with a cat, and Red Roof Inns take pets. We were pleasantly surprised to have a king-sized bed (although, we didn't have an in-room hair blow dryer, or couldn't find it). They also allowed us to wheel our bikes into the room at night (didn't feel comfortable leaving them on our strap-on bike rack).\n\nAlso, Red Roof Inns do not appear to provide moisturizer. They've got bar soap, shampoo, and conditioner, though.\n\nOverall, a pretty pleasant stay.", "business_id": "GQN1Y9iC8rfxMKKo2lEiug", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-10-06", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "pEUdFkVrLYhssjgzYrtyRA", "review_id": "lPtsTDOaXGAVQNERYRyKGg", "text": "If I could, I would give this place zero stars.  The front desk attendant was dead inside, and the room was absolutely disgusting. A stripper's eyelash on the floor, two pubic hairs in one of the beds, a bloody booger on the wall, and chip particles on the headboard. Do yourself a favor, and stay anywhere but here.", "business_id": "GQN1Y9iC8rfxMKKo2lEiug", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-10-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "zw2jMAnPq1iNr30DiKSzxg", "review_id": "1qRp_kdYaM9R7cz4jplFWw", "text": "Updated review: i have been contacted by the manager after this review. It was very nice of them to offer a refund and an apology. Great customer service!", "business_id": "GQN1Y9iC8rfxMKKo2lEiug", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-11-18", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "oSA746-4MCJpWorJkzxqpQ", "review_id": "uj-j7-LztibuTEb-zRZaHQ", "text": "Why the heck is everyone getting down on Boston Store? I've been shopping here all my life (both in it's current location {which used to be Younkers before they merged} and in the old location on the other wing). It's the best department store in East Towne as far as overall brand selection, quality, and service.\n\nMid-to-high-end lines, a reasonably large selection for the size of the store and when they have sales the sales are super! My favorite section is the clearance room for shoes - always a great place to find a steal on footwear. And I've never had anything but a polite salesperson here and I've been shopping here since the mid 80s.", "business_id": "MHPJoUzvIT4aTKOG2elw3Q", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-09-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "HB1LbmSv8LeD75Pd44J4jQ", "review_id": "OqDPsAHJKd1o6vZNL4iJXQ", "text": "I possibly had my worst shopping experience ever at this Boston Store. Very hard to find sales associates. The one person I found was too busy ticketing merchandise to help. when I asked if she could help me or find some one, I was told no that I would have to go to another register. I found a jacket to purchase and went to what appeared to be the one register  open (with a line) with my$20 of coupon handed to me when I walked in. When I finally got to the register, I was told by a very rude associate that my purchase was a\"door buster\" and I couldn't use the coupon. needless to say,I left the merchandise. Then as I left after buying a jacket down the mall, the same associate who originally handed me the coupon when I walked in tried handing me another $20 off coupon. When I said, but it's only good on non door buster items. She looked at me and just as rude as the previous associate said, \"yep, that's right.\" I will not shop at this store again and you can bet I'll tell everyone I know how rude the employees of this store are.\n\nI have to believe this a reflection of the manager.", "business_id": "MHPJoUzvIT4aTKOG2elw3Q", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-10-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "dFSg9ZUwdvXO1c1ZACgZzA", "review_id": "wfwRnVgQdOAD-31SvBBumg", "text": "Nice low key place. I was half mesmerized by the presence of TVs all around the wall of the bar. So if you're a sports bar type of person, this is definitely a must-check-out for you. \n\nThe bar could use a few more bartenders - two guys splitting their time between making drinks and grilling the delicious food doesn't really work too well for a quick service. \n\nThat said, their food is delicious. We ordered cheese curds, onion rings, and chicken wings for appetizers. All of them came out hot and super crispy and just darn good greasy delicious. I ordered the reubin sandwich, which was also awesome as well.", "business_id": "zAsxPh3h9xMQnSDGl41kSg", "stars": 4, "date": "2008-09-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "XZU-yPVHYOJWG0cYmGY4Sw", "review_id": "HI6zXf7Z4qnrXv1CiR55LQ", "text": "The Best Sports Bar in town. Wilson's has, dollar for dollar, the city's greatest Friday night fish fry. Just don't tell anyone. A lot of people have caught on and Randy raised the prices lately! Albeit only slightly. If Mack is working behind the bar order a \"Mackdriver\" and say goodnight. Yes, the same Mack who ran Stillwaters for years. There truly are TVs everywhere including the restrooms, so this is the place to watch the big game.  A sports gambler's Mecca!", "business_id": "zAsxPh3h9xMQnSDGl41kSg", "stars": 4, "date": "2010-10-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "IIT-SHOdeQ-yZu0kqILGIg", "review_id": "EUiO8fo65GG7n53w3_RYag", "text": "My boyfriend introduced me to Wilson's about a year ago. As a small town girl, this place reminds me of my hometown bars. We've typically come for a later breakfast and drinks, but I know it can be a popular spot to watch games as well. Definitely a local sports bar. \n\nThere is plenty of seating throughout the bar. Service has always been good and friendly, and we've been acknowledged quickly upon arriving by our server on all occasions.\n\nBloodies and drinks are good and the prices are right. If your looking for a fancy spot this is not it. If your trying to test out a relationship to see if your potential new girlfriend can hang out at local neighborhood bars, you should take her to Wilsons to see what she says.", "business_id": "zAsxPh3h9xMQnSDGl41kSg", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-11-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "x4y6u3CgY7RzzrWvphcZDQ", "review_id": "XL0QiIykY56H7Bq5sqhMag", "text": "I love seeing shows at the Barrymore. There isn't a bad seat in the house and there's nothing better than strolling over there for a concert after dining at Monty's. This would be a five-star review, but their website is awful. I'm a pretty experienced online shopper, but it's really frustrating if you want to go back to the homepage because you can't view your cart from there. I wonder how many people make mistakes and buy more tickets than they need?", "business_id": "f5ntGOT9_0pCdeUaUVi9cg", "stars": 4, "date": "2009-09-29", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "LkmcnJNBfnvaZk6MoE_k5w", "review_id": "jCTkwuURGVxIsUXC4oQgaQ", "text": "The Barrymore is a great mid-size venue. Great sound, good sight lines, plenty of room to stand up front, and to top it all off, a ceiling of twinkling stars. Parking can be a little tricky, but after going a few times you learn the side streets. \n\nSome bands I've seen here include Stars, Bright Eyes, She & Him, Jonny Lang, The Mars Volta, and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs - one of the most memorable shows ever because Karen O. was swilling from a bottle of champagne, fell off the stage, and managed to keep singing the entire time without missing a note or spilling a drop.", "business_id": "f5ntGOT9_0pCdeUaUVi9cg", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-10-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "3KYHumUCMe6L1dTdlYiqIQ", "review_id": "N6OcAiWsCq5MAV0hVMkzKw", "text": "Great place for live music. Excellent selection of local beers on tap, friendly staff.", "business_id": "f5ntGOT9_0pCdeUaUVi9cg", "stars": 4, "date": "2010-10-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "55KLI8nAl2pFbzki7Cd56Q", "review_id": "VMvm5BLT52NpQxSKCSeWvQ", "text": "I've been here for shows many times through the years.  The venue is small, but it is cozy and has lots of charm.  I've seen stand up comedy, concerts, and other events here and for pretty much all of them I'd say there isn't a bad seat in the house.  \n\nSince it is small though, it tends to get crowded very quickly  - and in general there is not assigned seating for the shows - so definitely show up early (before doors open) to get the best seats, or to make sure you sit together if you are with a large group.   Parking is not the best, but If you don't mind a small walk parking in the neighborhood behind the theater is your best option.", "business_id": "f5ntGOT9_0pCdeUaUVi9cg", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-11-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Nt66d9jvvakAMPf4BOQQrA", "review_id": "SM_aflFfvO11TtJ_NFRhSg", "text": "I love this place, I really do! No rail so front row is right on the stage. The ambiance here is great and there's some cool bars and restaurants to hang at before the show. Waiting for a reason to come back. (Umphrey's!)", "business_id": "f5ntGOT9_0pCdeUaUVi9cg", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-10-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "gPC41al8C-iMOsBWGUKdxQ", "review_id": "RSBpBNpzoUNUooSoH7W_Cw", "text": "Yes the Barrymore has a solid East Side vibe, and decent acoustics but from the patron's point of view it is a pit.  The seats are cramped and uncomfortable.  The dance area is small and you get the hairy eyeball from the cranky front rowers if you want to groove.  I've seen them throw people out for even dancing a foot into the aisle...at John Hiatt!  If you end up in the balcony- give it up and go home.  Don't even want to mention the bathrooms, dirty taps and awful popcorn.  And yes it is in perpetual decline and there seems to be no will to fix it up.  Maybe the various east side music fetes should pool their resources and work on that.  But my biggest beef of all is the lack of reserved seating.  Completely asinine.  Why make people wait outside for an hour or more to attend an event.  What? Do you think it \"builds character\"? Sorry, it is just stupid.", "business_id": "f5ntGOT9_0pCdeUaUVi9cg", "stars": 2, "date": "2013-10-28", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "YUNkM5SCOX3yoN-JBRWGSg", "review_id": "86-AdTcrDk_aQ-L9ExbxdQ", "text": "Worst security at any venue I have ever experienced and way overpriced drinks. $9 for a double? Fuck that noise. Security goes through literally all of your stuff at the door, I've been through airports with hassle.", "business_id": "f5ntGOT9_0pCdeUaUVi9cg", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-10-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "Jm9B0xufdbH-B1Gag5JRjA", "review_id": "7JSjYcDT5o6-_neVxzeLCA", "text": "Came here for a concert and the security instantly assumed that I had been drinking which I had not. My friend was also hassled because he purchased his ticket online in advance and they were apparently unable to handle that transaction. Personally, I will not be attending any other performances here.", "business_id": "f5ntGOT9_0pCdeUaUVi9cg", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-10-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "hM04DSbUuFGn5acI_np2dQ", "review_id": "hIOCrSPox7HrdGaxW_JVXw", "text": "this place has great service, the lady that helped me had no problem of me asking to taste test all the flavors I wanted to try. They have a ton of flavors, which can be good and bad. TOO MANY OPTIONS! there was another person working there which might have been the manager who was just chatting it up with her friend and not helping the other worker.", "business_id": "0FdNeZAx-afgg8HV9oyqSw", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-09-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "-HQ5lmi-JkEwy9iXd8-fmg", "review_id": "vMAkfTd0iZnkqfPoGDSDMA", "text": "My fiance had a taste for ice cream after going out for dinner, and this place was on the way home, the two people behind the counter were funny and very nice and helpful. The Blueberry Cheesecake + Waffle cone is where it's at, My fiance got some carmel Chocolate something or other that she really liked.", "business_id": "0FdNeZAx-afgg8HV9oyqSw", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-10-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "7Ebh7CAuSklYmwb-JpQo0A", "review_id": "ZMMJALJ7hFC-FUUwCfi7EA", "text": "I got two flavors on a cone and the scoops were huge, so that was a plus! I asked for a lot of samples but the lady behind the counter was nice and didn't mind at all. There were a lot of flavors to choose from, so that was the main reason why I had a hard time deciding. Minus one star because another lady working wasn't really paying attention to the customers or helping the other out. \n\nI got the Black Cherry and Black Raspberry flavors (I know, lame combo lol) and my boyfriend got the Salted Caramel and Kitty Kitty Bang Bang. I was sorely tempted to switch cones with him cause I liked his better. \n\nMoral of the story, try flavors that have eccentric names.", "business_id": "0FdNeZAx-afgg8HV9oyqSw", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-10-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "zMzVLKJ-cC14zRrF0ogEkQ", "review_id": "oLGdwmQ739MknDv03rnAkw", "text": "I had a great experience with Tom's Auto Clinic.  I was dealt with in a friendly and straight forward manner.  The price seemed very reasonable for the work that was done and the turn around was pretty quick.\n\nAll of that aside, what I was most happy about was the feeling that these are honest people that won't screw with me.  I get pretty nervous when looking for a mechanic because I know that they have me at a pretty serious disadvantage (I can't really tell my catalytic converter from my flux capacitor).  \n\nWhen the work was done and paid for I walked away feeling like I had gotten a good deal, and that's key to my return business.", "business_id": "XStsiplxlx8Guqf-oV5LAw", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-11-11", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "KacDtnCV5PFTZf7mEY-ekg", "review_id": "eKKvShSgYn_OmZE--L3nzA", "text": "My husband and I took our car to Steve and Marylynn for years before the car succumbed and we bought a VW diesel so had to go elsewhere. These two are so experienced and honest - it was really a pleasure working with them. We also appreciated their no-nonsense, straight forward approach. We love our VW mechanic but we miss Steve and Marylynn.", "business_id": "XStsiplxlx8Guqf-oV5LAw", "stars": 5, "date": "2011-11-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "iDvcS75AzpGTyNO0gXtKHg", "review_id": "SWU1QrsPniKq8RhKOm1Cfg", "text": "Left for work this morning in the pouring rain only to discover my windshield wiper blade was completely broken (no idea how this happened).  Tom's is right around the corner from my house, so I stopped in and told them my problem.  They replaced the blade and had it fixed in under 5 minutes...and only charged me $5!  So incredibly helpful.  I will certainly go back if something else happens to my car.  Thanks guys!", "business_id": "XStsiplxlx8Guqf-oV5LAw", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-09-29", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "xBFspiZeOn9D0-d16jCo_A", "review_id": "oAAyDHfK1rI2f1Dxum2iDA", "text": "This is probably the best JCPenney in Madison. Great help from Tracy and Heather tonight from jewelry department. they have a lot of great products!", "business_id": "YSXuWnwzfC7EN2ZMB_A2Ng", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-09-11", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "JryL6DmP4FPadFQD6Yj0CA", "review_id": "vsDWW6zH-b1aPkVfanl_rQ", "text": "Honestly, Dr. Radke's recommendation on changing contacts has changed my life! I can make it through the whole day without feeling my contacts, having dry eyes or red eyes - a huge improvement.", "business_id": "SNaDmoUyl-X3bE8GM5hJ4w", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-09-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "PFtbOIt89VdJB6OLLNaEGw", "review_id": "hQZL0OUvIsURmTX3UImjPQ", "text": "It has been a while since I have rented a car while on a business trip.  And this was the first time that I didn't make the arrangements.  (Guess, that means I am moving up in the world.)   The process of picking up/dropping off the car was very easy.  No lines at the counter and the car was clean.  While I was glad to have a car and the freedom it provided me in Madison.  I was glad to be able turn it in (and fly home), so I could get back to my own car.", "business_id": "bIDAOpeNv4b9qtMHqz3Euw", "stars": 3, "date": "2007-10-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "5CT1iRVdrWqN1YYdjcpROQ", "review_id": "uyEGFOjQPWlMHCAP0R6mPQ", "text": "I got a Groupon deal for a three pack of massages by Todd Harth. I have had numerous massages but I have never had such an excellent massage as I got from Todd! I went there with a massive headache and left feeling relaxed & relieved of my headache! This guy is incredible! I can't wait for my next session! I have found my new massage therapist! This guy is fantastic!", "business_id": "xkS6vJXJljctHNuC5ahL6g", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-10-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 2, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "PnY4sTubvcOghQCGHdbF4A", "review_id": "r-IoNyXLqa9Kyp62vyjA_Q", "text": "Stayed on a business trip seeking to save money on the nightly rate. Spending $10 more a night would have been worth it to book another room. Rooms were old, TV was junky and bathrooms were ok. The staff was pleasant and helpful. The location was perfect.\n\nSkip the complimentary breakfast as the choices are slim and offerings looked old. Complimentary coffee was a nice touch if you could pour more than 1 oz. at a time.\n\nGood location, low prices, below par rooms. I'd recommend spending a few bucks more to stay at Comfort Inn or Holiday Inn.", "business_id": "Wk8sSxmxDdj_n4WJJRRLwQ", "stars": 2, "date": "2012-11-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "jqMa8QhylASA1HT_CG9RyQ", "review_id": "0bAOrrxpGA9CXskMYyvMGQ", "text": "The closest shoe repair place to me is closed for a while, so I ventured to the north side of Madison. When I got to this place (in a little strip mall, parking wasn't an issue) there was a sign that they were opening at noon instead of 9am that day. Luckily I got there at noon, not 9am. \n\nI dropped off my shoes (red leather maryjanes with some busted elastic) with the older gentleman in charge of what seems to be a one-man show. He was polite enough. Not friendly, not brusque.  He said to come back in a week, told me how much it would be, and gave me my numbered ticket. \n\nI returned in a week, got my lovely shoes (perfectly repaired, he re-did the elastic on the other shoe so they'd match), paid him, and was back in my car (parked right in front of the shop) in no time. I'd be happy to take any other leather goods to this shop for fixing up.", "business_id": "7DG41ejpSiTI-qDyBYFxwQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-11-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "Kg5Uc97FMPwVxbH0lXz4eQ", "review_id": "irdwZMlcBOXgIL3MgOeN9A", "text": "This place is amazing.  I remember stopping here years back and it was a slightly different experience.  At that time there was an older guy working by himself.  I asked him if he could fix a pair of dress shoes I had to wear for a wedding in 2 days.  He was rather short and said there was no way he could accommodate with such short notice.  Completely understandable, just seemed a bit rude at the time.  \n\nThe most recent time I was in was a whole different story.  The guy working was much younger.  When I told him about the last time.  He explained that he had recently bought the shop.  It seemed strange that, at his age, he would own a cobbler shop.  That's just how passionate this guy is!  His name is Nathaniel and he is awesome.  I had  brought him my favorite pair of suede Wolverine 1000 Mile boots and they were looking pretty ratty.  Not only did he fix the heel, but he cleaned the suede without me even asking!\nI have a bunch of old shoes/boots that I thought were beyond repair.  I now plan to bring them all in for new life!", "business_id": "7DG41ejpSiTI-qDyBYFxwQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-09-04", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "16gN21ENNDQEQq1fvicFnA", "review_id": "jSq8Fo0fxTa8q1cU8RlWPw", "text": "Nathanael does work with true care and appreciation. Worth stopping by and seeing if you can bring old shoes to life again.", "business_id": "7DG41ejpSiTI-qDyBYFxwQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-09-06", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "XE-EtNY1ogC6XdLYhYVVFQ", "review_id": "Q0rw3jbGwaUkF2-VJS_HiA", "text": "It's Denny's.  What can I say.  Typical chain food.  Service is good.  Kids love it.  Comfortable atmosphere.  Prices are low.", "business_id": "lNE3gOMb724YPlZAA8WlXQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2012-10-27", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "zfHDSy1fO6Qh4p7BiWqjcg", "review_id": "pfWCabo79NRiPfdXIBrgPw", "text": "I've been realzing I tend to review mainly when I'm upset and working on it but I'm not even upset right now and need to give this a 2..solely based off my past FOUR experiences, it's became quiet humorous at this point but every time there is a like way over the top mental waitress going crazy over some bill people's food screaming, cussing, causing a scene...then the older guy who I believe may be owner or manager is kind but needs to rid these crazy waitresses, it is annoying when I'm dining here out of everywhere in Madison and it's always a shit show, however decent food and a decent price.", "business_id": "lNE3gOMb724YPlZAA8WlXQ", "stars": 2, "date": "2015-10-18", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "PDVd-uvgntyFqO0N6fDcEw", "review_id": "yt74JtJ08mhnTmp-Z5Wgdw", "text": "Great service, great food. Finally got their Wifi working. Review will be adjusted if that changes :)\n\nCan't really go wrong with grabbing a bite here, clean place and quick service.", "business_id": "lNE3gOMb724YPlZAA8WlXQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-10-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "atctfIstoOXt5VgG6fzvOQ", "review_id": "FaYdrlCCyXS5fhX0yoLatA", "text": "Arguably the best thing about Madison. Real. Legit. Not Playing. Close your eyes, bite into the shrimp etouffee, and you feel like the gulf is close.", "business_id": "cpGv6ES2hzPCtCUQgipwXw", "stars": 5, "date": "2007-10-07", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 3, "useful": 3, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "ZYaumz29bl9qHpu-KVtMGA", "review_id": "fwO-CPsGR3q0UTHxIAPvxA", "text": "I've never been to New Orleans, so I don't know if that makes me somehow less qualified to review this place.  But, I suspect a fair amount of people have never been to China, and it doesn't stop them from reviewing PF Changs.\n\nANYWAY, the thing about NOTO whenever I have eaten there is that I am always expecting it to be way greater than it really is because of the way people talk about it.  I am always expecting this transcendent experience, but really, all I get is a styrofoam container of some spicy slop that really has no real flavor underneath the initial tongue shock of cayenne pepper.", "business_id": "cpGv6ES2hzPCtCUQgipwXw", "stars": 1, "date": "2008-10-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "ke-FCDxbWKN4jF68tj8iIA", "review_id": "k7RYDOWq8fVE2YmpopffDg", "text": "One of my all time favorite places in Madison;  I like it so much that I had them cater my wedding.  I have been eating at NOTO for at least 20 years, and the food is consistently good.  I always have a hard time deciding what to get... the shrimp etouffee?  A shrimp po' boy with Creole sauce?  Or one of the daily specials like the pecan fish or the Cajun meatballs?  The cornbread is also worth noting for its yumminess.", "business_id": "cpGv6ES2hzPCtCUQgipwXw", "stars": 5, "date": "2009-09-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "1F7vgaLA0qyRApl4MiEprw", "review_id": "pQNWS7qeD42kBQzJgL31Ug", "text": "I'm a total foodie and Chicago is great for me except we don't have NOTO. The best of the best for Creole/Cajun. Lived down south, been to N'awlins many times when I was a kid in the 70's. NOTO is the best hands down. Wish some adventuresome entrepreneur would migrate NOTO down to Chicago. It would be a huge success I am sure. We don't have anything that is even close to as good so we have to make our own or take a trip up to Madison! :)", "business_id": "cpGv6ES2hzPCtCUQgipwXw", "stars": 5, "date": "2009-11-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "eXIskwLm8NWcctCPTk6Opg", "review_id": "ybPUmyp38Y-vVacrkva_hw", "text": "Ever since my husband (native to Madison) took me here, I always make several trips out from Chicago every year... otherwise my cravings for the Shrimp Creole, Red Beans and Rice with double sausage, Gumbo, Chicken Po' Boy, Jambalaya, and really anything else Roussos has got goin' on that day....will cause me to go into NOTO withdrawal. Oh! And who can forget the Panola hot sauce he uses! There is so much soul in this food and super flavor, but really it's Roussos' own personal touch that makes it so unique. The food is truly special. So get yo' self out to NOTO but make sure to bring your appetite!", "business_id": "cpGv6ES2hzPCtCUQgipwXw", "stars": 5, "date": "2009-11-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "vKJNf7GNOGw2OGgW03bY6A", "review_id": "yG6hClioijasdayTox6rJw", "text": "Since I lived in Madison (about 8 years ago) the po' boys at NOTO have haunted me!  The pursuit of a po' boy as good as this has eluded me through 4 cities and countless \"nope, not as good\"s.  I'm such a fan I bought a tank top on my last visit!\n\nPerfect bread, perfect seasonings - be it oyster, shrimp, crawfish or chicken.    Whenever I'm back in Madison (which is, unfortunately, rarely, I take friends to get a \"sandwich as big as yo head\" and they never leave disappointed.\n\nAs I remember it, NOTO is that kind of hole in the wall place that newcomers hesitate to try out.  My advice - do it!  As much as I love these sandwiches I hardly ever order them out anymore because I know they will never be as good as at New Orleans Take Out in Madison, WI.", "business_id": "cpGv6ES2hzPCtCUQgipwXw", "stars": 5, "date": "2011-10-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "FnlELEMlXcqe2dVPht6sdg", "review_id": "ECJOp7JuNo51CNeNv1EPWw", "text": "I love the food here. Love the vibe.", "business_id": "cpGv6ES2hzPCtCUQgipwXw", "stars": 4, "date": "2011-10-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 3, "useful": 3, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "bJu5pXLZppRnKpNbTrIeFA", "review_id": "hIY2ja4eqIskARCY7eD-_w", "text": "Allow me to express my undying love for New Orleans Take-Out. \n\nI lived in Madison almost 8 years ago and have yet to find another shrimp po' boy even remotely close to the delicacy at NOTO. It's one of those hole in the wall places that looks scary and not hygienic on the outside but is completely amazing and totally worth it. \n\nI remember the first time my dad took me for a \"sandwich as big as yo head.\" I had just taken the ACT as a 6th grader and afterwards all I was really capable of was mumbling simple sentences. I remember being surprised that dad wasn't kidding, the sandwich really was as big as my head. And that it was like, really awesome. My fam were instantly regulars.\n\n8 years and 3 citites later, the search continues. I'm not even asking for a better sandwich (I don't think one exists), but one that's just as good (it seems like that doesn't exist either).\n\nOh and if this review sounds similar to the one by Sheena F. it's because she's my sister. It's a family obsession.", "business_id": "cpGv6ES2hzPCtCUQgipwXw", "stars": 5, "date": "2011-11-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "NKW8eK5jDWmtXoU-IMngXg", "review_id": "JYYiAT3pjHNnfOgTrD2TfA", "text": "I love NOTO the shrimp Po'Boy has alway been my favorite item.  But the Crab Cakes are also excellent. The pimento cream sause is to die for. i cant say enough about this place. Have always been very satisfied!!! my whole family loves it.", "business_id": "cpGv6ES2hzPCtCUQgipwXw", "stars": 5, "date": "2011-11-28", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Ffa864LL90s6oxImKPI7pw", "review_id": "niaNODkq-uUqs4xE92IPlA", "text": "Hubby had the fish with pecans, and LOVED it.\nI, on the other hand had an absolutely pitiful shrimp Po Boy.  Big ole piece of bread, 8 shrimp set on the bread to try to cover space (it doesn't), smidge of lettuce (not necessarily a bad thing), and mushy disgusting tomatoes.  Take a bite, and all you taste is bread.  Never again.", "business_id": "cpGv6ES2hzPCtCUQgipwXw", "stars": 2, "date": "2013-11-29", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "rLV1tH7IjI7MNNK647X1WQ", "review_id": "rnhnFc9UzpsvMJ2n-0kUwQ", "text": "My first time here and I ordered the fired oysters. It's as advertised, lightly breaded and the oyster still soft on the inside. Very well done. Got the dirty rice as well but it's not what I remember from 'nawlins. Didn't really have that chicken giblet taste or odor to it nor did it have small bits of cruchy chicken gizzards. I was really looking forward to crunching gizzards.  :-(  \n\nThey have a variety of drinks but if you want a simple coke, you have to use the vending machine outside. That was kinda weird.\n\nAll in all, it's far better than just 3 stars (Its OK) because it's better than OK. It's good.", "business_id": "cpGv6ES2hzPCtCUQgipwXw", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-10-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "rLV1tH7IjI7MNNK647X1WQ", "review_id": "F8zos0KoDYRLxI4uFNJAhQ", "text": "Ok. I should've read deeper because it is a Vegan dirty rice. Having that pointed out to me, then I retract what I said about it. Doesn't change my live for the real one though.", "business_id": "cpGv6ES2hzPCtCUQgipwXw", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-11-05", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "e8uACQUSzZ4qyZI-7o5rLg", "review_id": "agnBS8Olc6lcHx4wZhyIYw", "text": "I am floored at the fact that there are a few people who said the food was \"flavorless.\" They are ridiculous. I love the east side location. I get the crawfish etoufee with corn bread and extra rice because it's so spicy!!! But the flavor is unmatched. The spice is sinus clearing, and the amazing flavor is so worth it! I have had nothing but great experiences with NOTO, and I will definitely keep coming back!", "business_id": "cpGv6ES2hzPCtCUQgipwXw", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-09-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "R9-z7C3Adi9iBFn-P9zCJg", "review_id": "fzFxnZwipKpUNTRVlrPqVw", "text": "Dr Nothnagel and his staff are second to none.  I am very particular when it comes to my animals and honestly have been through more vets than I am proud of.  A friend referred me th Sandhill and I could not be happier.  Our first few visits he actually went outside with my dog and I and watched his behavior and movements and then made the diagnosis.  He is down to earth, experienced, provides tips on caring for our babies and our dogs love him.  He and Jackie, a staff member recently, drove 30 min to our home for the difficult task of putting our beloved Brock to sleep ... and it was his day off.  He and his staff have been nothing but amazing and kind.  A HUGE asset to the world of pets and their owners.  Thank, thank you Sandhill!", "business_id": "V5S43vHLhHxKCb06Jwa3vw", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-11-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ro8AiOCHVyC2HtR9Vd_S7Q", "review_id": "6HYpF7AA0UNZuIBgCSt9FA", "text": "My stay here was horrible. The rooms were gross and the entire experience was uncomfortable. I tried to contact corporate about it, but my concerns were ignored.", "business_id": "sbZJhAJZuVkTXtolb9Zdyg", "stars": 1, "date": "2012-11-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "__Ct_ukCaZ-0qI-y-6N_ug", "review_id": "Ae-474O8zFLFdKfcEm31HA", "text": "Awful place, clueless and inhospitable desk staff!  I just arrived after a long hot day of traveling and just wanted to check in, grab a shower then get something to eat!   Check in took 15 minutes and the desk folk kept telling me I had to pay more than what my reservation quoted.   The last price was less than a dollar more so I took it as I was tired from traveling all day.   Find my \"room\" but there isn't even a closet for my clothes but two hooks with hangers!   If I wasn't so tired I would of headed someplace else!   They don't seem to be in the \"hospitality\" industry at all!  :(", "business_id": "sbZJhAJZuVkTXtolb9Zdyg", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-09-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "9OaLOtVaYIqGYRSTMYwVsA", "review_id": "yfb1jVjlwQ0HO_ekLdiERQ", "text": "In a nutshell... MOVE ON, Don't do this to yourself!  Frequent visits by the Madison PD, an advisory that, in an effort to be green, they are not changing sheets, towels comparable to 40 grade sandpaper - and these were the high points.\n\nThe decor was bland, to say the least. The bed, with the unchanged sheets - must be green, you know - was jammed against a wall, making egress a challenge. No chairs, and an ugly Formica table to complete the look. \n\nI had selected Motel 6 based on my experience in California. I know that Motel 6 is not The Crowne Plaza, but it shouldn't a crack den, either.  I had hoped for frugal comfort. What I get were paper thin walls that allowed me to be aware of the intimate details of my neighbor's stay. The coup de grace was the mother yelling at her kid to \"shut the f--k up\", as the child ran out screaming he hated \"this f--kin' family... \". \n\nSpend a few dollars more... You're worth it.", "business_id": "sbZJhAJZuVkTXtolb9Zdyg", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-10-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "QP-MdjpUFejr9apuAWcfQg", "review_id": "rt9MBckxKbIofURx46FjwA", "text": "Decent menu selections, better than average service for a restaurant outside of downtown, and a fair price.  It is hardly authentic, but we dine with our six year old often and Pedro's is a great place for kids or to go after work to watch the game.  They have changed the salsa twice and it still sucks.  I was informed by the manager that the old recipe was 'too spicy' for people in this overgrown Mayberry.  Over all it is decent with pretty good service.  4 stars are for value and service.", "business_id": "wPidHd5FxspPRgVqdEQ-Xw", "stars": 4, "date": "2007-09-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "1-bhSFWLp2eI1Bj8ZlG4HQ", "review_id": "Ztr1f0_hJXMet889qbCJxQ", "text": "First of all, they charged us to split an entree.  In fact, we had to do the splitting - I guess they charge to have access to an extra plate.  The mushrooms in our enchilada were canned, and then burned.  The ranchero sauce tasted like the red sauce that comes with Spaghetti-O's.   The chips and salsa was less spectacular than the stuff I buy on sale at the grocery store.  The part I depend on most to get me through crappy Mexican food - margaritas - also disappointed.  They tasted like Kool-Aid (but without adequate water) and lacked tequila.  This was all at the west side location, and I hear the east side is even worse.  No vuelvo.", "business_id": "wPidHd5FxspPRgVqdEQ-Xw", "stars": 1, "date": "2008-09-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "QCg5CRze-wwMO5HerI9dYg", "review_id": "mYMc7sPHGcxHlWcEyzbbZQ", "text": "I'm not going to lie to you, this food is nowhere near Mexican, but the enchilada suiza is delicious in it's own right (ignore the side dishes, blech!).  The margaritas are delicious, and if you go on half-price Thursdays, very reasonable.  They have a good price on their lunch menu.   I wouldn't say I recommend it necessarily if you are looking for authentic Mexican...buuut, eh, it's tasty once in a while.", "business_id": "wPidHd5FxspPRgVqdEQ-Xw", "stars": 3, "date": "2009-11-28", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "vXdhpf3yihFoqn2i4SNF_Q", "review_id": "2hh2uLI6kUFsCtTLVK5A_Q", "text": "Pedros is a staple in the community.  A great place where you can bring family and friends to have a really good time.  The food is all made fresh, which is great.  For the price and the selection, you really can't beat it.\n\nOne other thing to mention...  Have had a group event at Pedro's - and also a couple events catered.  The catering menu is great - and they make it really easy.", "business_id": "wPidHd5FxspPRgVqdEQ-Xw", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-10-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "XE-EtNY1ogC6XdLYhYVVFQ", "review_id": "uljrfKKxPHwkmpyiZfzjfg", "text": "You cannot compare Pedro's to the other big Mexican food presence, Laredo's.  Pedro's has home made tortillas, Laredo's does not.  Pedro's gives you a much bigger bowl of salsa that Laredo's.  I never have to look around for a refill.  But the salsa tastes vary different between the two restaurants.  The Mexican rice at Pedro's is very tomatoey (?)  Service at Pedro's is not as good as Laredo's.  Overall, Pedro's deserves a look.", "business_id": "wPidHd5FxspPRgVqdEQ-Xw", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-10-29", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "-hwN2juKYn-KTxa2WBYLnw", "review_id": "Y5hZUa7csY0oM3nxaFx-1A", "text": "This West location is now CLOSED.   Owner would like to reopen in the future.", "business_id": "wPidHd5FxspPRgVqdEQ-Xw", "stars": 2, "date": "2012-11-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "xBw67G1kAEmUJC_aVW0uwA", "review_id": "JogdZ0xqtjYc_RiKROwPqQ", "text": "Pedro's is a place that I remember fondly from my childhood. We used to eat there from time-to-time when I was a kid.  \n\nSadly, the place hasn't seemed to evolve much since the 80's.  We went for an early dinner one night before seeing a show in Madison.  We were seated at about 4:30 pm, and were the only ones in the dining room.  The decor is 80's \"americanized Mexico.\" It looked exactly as I remember it from years ago.  It did seemed to be kept up.\n\nI was really looking forward to the hot fresh tortillas they used to serve.  There is a tortilla maker in the middle of the dining room.  Unfortunately, the machine wasn't running.  I can understand that since the place was pretty empty, but the tortillas they gave us were dry and hard.  They had been sitting out for awhile.  That was a bit disappointing.\n\nI had a burrito, it was ok.  Nothing too exciting.  In the 80's and 90's it would have been great, but Mexican food in Wisconsin has gotten so much better over the years.  \n\nI still love their chips and salsa, though!  However, that probably isn't enough to bring me back again anytime soon.", "business_id": "wPidHd5FxspPRgVqdEQ-Xw", "stars": 2, "date": "2013-09-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 2, "useful": 7, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "voycezivSEz1LiGI3bpLuA", "review_id": "61nW9Njf040DGxpWceK3iw", "text": "Badger game disappointment! Watered down drinks, slow service and rude management! \n\nMy husband and I have watched many badger games at Pedro's. Good drink specials and multiple TVs have made this our go to spot for years. The service is always slow and the food is just decent but it's a good spot to watch a game...\n\nTonight was a completely different story! My Guinness tasted just like water, I suspect it was watered down. Our service was super slow. We were there for over 30 minutes before we received chips and salsa. The chips were hot but they needed salt. Their salsa tasted like ketchup. Once we ordered, again our food took forever. My cousin asked for sour cream and waited another 20 minutes for it. My food was ok. The tamale was actually pretty good. It needed spice though.\n\nThe kicker was when the manager, Brett, started changing the channels shortly after halftime! We asked the waitress what was going on. We came for a badger game. Our menus had badger specials, FB also listed their badger specials. Having just received our food... Yes it took two quarters, we couldn't relocate to another establishment. Apparently, there was a UFC fight on. We asked to speak to management, this is when we met Brett.\n\nWe asked about the game. He refused to turn the game back on stating that they paid $2000.00 for the UFC fight and they were going to show it. I looked around at the sea of red and asked him what his current demographic/ customer base thought of missing the second half of the game. He again referenced the cost. His solution was to have us move tables in the middle of our dinner to be in view of a smaller tv with no sound! \n\nWorst of all was when I told him we wouldn't be returning because of this he said,\"Ok.\" \n\nHe clearly doesn't care about his customers! Awful!", "business_id": "wPidHd5FxspPRgVqdEQ-Xw", "stars": 1, "date": "2013-10-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "CkbNxx6CAgLH_Wf_bh_s8A", "review_id": "vwzKpcCX5oxB7w8SWGiFqA", "text": "The only thing good about this place is Tuesday and Thursday is half price Margaritas... That and they have a chip, salsa, cheese and bean buffet with that.", "business_id": "wPidHd5FxspPRgVqdEQ-Xw", "stars": 2, "date": "2013-10-28", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "hk8q9sDEjOKiNmyStoBEow", "review_id": "rAcnTnMED826DBFlYUlIGg", "text": "The food was really really good. Fast and courteous service.  The prices and menu selection was very reasonable. I plan on returning for future visits.", "business_id": "wPidHd5FxspPRgVqdEQ-Xw", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-10-29", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "TtbqwrdF-SOzHRJ2JUGqzw", "review_id": "CN4mxQ6inYKGCuV1YJm6Cg", "text": "Very yummy tortillas and the margaritas  are perfect... very friendly staff... I love the 2 for 1 Thursday margaritas", "business_id": "wPidHd5FxspPRgVqdEQ-Xw", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-09-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 4, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "LkmcnJNBfnvaZk6MoE_k5w", "review_id": "DEmk7jGX9wbAgHWQbWk9JQ", "text": "It hurts me to give Pedro's one star, as it was such a staple of my high school and college days, but this last trip was just not good. I hadn't been to Pedro's in years due to a not-so-great experience at the now closed west side location, but I decided to take a gamble the other night on the east side. When we walked in at 7 on a Saturday and the place was almost completely empty we should have taken it as a sign and turned around, but we were both hungry and decided to stick it out.\n\nDisappointment number one: the tortillas were dry and tasteless. I used to crave their fresh-pressed tortillas from the east coast, so it was a total bummer to get sub-par room-temperature tortillas first thing instead of the warm, pillowy ones I used to dream about. \n\nDisappointment number two: the salsa was really sweet and thick. If you'd have served it to me in a neutral location, I'd have assumed it was spaghetti sauce that was missing some key herbs. It didn't taste fresh. \n\nDisappointment number three: the rice was so dry that it was almost crispy. The flavor was just overcooked - no spice, no richness, just an overheated taste. \n\nDisappointment number four: I have ordered a chicken chimichanga from Pedro's several times in the past, and I have always ordered it no sauce - I'm not a fan of pouring sauce all over the top of my crispy tortilla, and there was always plenty of flavor in the filling to make up for it. This time, the server/cook took my request of no sauce to mean none at all. I was served a fried tortilla filled with plain shredded chicken and nothing else. The chicken didn't even have the pepper on it that they mix in for the tacos. The filling had no cheese, no salsa, no tomatoes, no onions, no anything that you usually find at least one of in a chimichanga. So. Weird. I can't be mad, I guess, because I did say no sauce, but I've never had it served to me with literally nothing but a tortilla and chicken before, either.\n\nUpsides: the chicken itself was good, and had a fair amount of flavor for being plain; the tortilla shell was perfectly crispy; you get after-dinner mints with your bill (the kind often served in silver dishes with a spoon by registers that look like little pastel pillows). \n\nIt might be worth stopping in on Tuesdays or Thursdays for their half-price margarita special (I imagine those haven't changed over the years), but I don't think I'll be back for dinner.", "business_id": "wPidHd5FxspPRgVqdEQ-Xw", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-09-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "9SU4T5EvO3UVy7e-26yCjQ", "review_id": "zySvwk71vsLYtmcY6RZSmA", "text": "Pedro's used to be a 5-star for us - back when they were on the West side.  The East location has never been as good, and it seems to be slipping. \n\nIn all, the food was good.  Considering we were there at 3pm on a Saturday, and were mostly alone, you would think the food would have been piping hot when served.  It wasn't.  Granted, it wasn't cold either, but just not that \"fresh out of the oven\" kind of hot you would expect when there's nobody else there.  It tasted fine, and the chips and salsa were a trip down memory lane.\n\nService was excellent.  Brooks was on top of things.  Being his only table probably made that easy, but he was super nice and willing to get us anything we needed asap.  \n\nThe restaurant itself is aging.  A little work could be put into it to make it nice again.  There were more flies around than I prefer to have - that was a turn-off.", "business_id": "wPidHd5FxspPRgVqdEQ-Xw", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-10-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "nayhKOaGkhrbV3Fsi5DONA", "review_id": "l8k58wBe5dwHQ0MTy_NO4g", "text": "Happy Wok is one of the best Chinese restaurants in the Madison area. In comparison to many places on campus, they offer infinitely better service and food. I typically get the General Tso's Chicken, and I've yet to be disappointed!\n\nTheir menu is pretty standard, and they offer a nice selection of healthier items for those interested. The rice is always fresh and the vegetables as well.\n\nIf you are looking for an affordable, easy Chinese food experience in Madison, I'd recommend the Happy Wok.", "business_id": "9hf_gSaDn3cdLsE6vTsUfw", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-09-10", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "2nP4V3CUSU4AylZt-nCE-g", "review_id": "KfNs6uTC1EhyAaRK6EhJBQ", "text": "I come here for lunch mostly for the soup and it is good! I really dig having a hot option on cool, fall days - plus online ordering makes for very convenient pick-up. The people here are generally friendly and everything is always hot and ready when I get there. I definitely recommend the crab rangoons here too - little pieces of perfection! Yum. Generally speaking a pint of soup runs about $2 and if I chose to splurge on crab rangoons (4 pieces) then that will up the bill to an even $5. Not too shabby...not at all....", "business_id": "9hf_gSaDn3cdLsE6vTsUfw", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-09-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "EBwkhXFOUTDoNZCwiKRqBA", "review_id": "GE3V2kkjYB61egjk3jsJGA", "text": "This is so below average. The restaurant decor is out dated and worn out.  Poor service below average breakfast and how do you even screw up breakfast. Manager asked how was everything I said \"just ok\"he said ok did not inquire. Food did not have quality flavor it was very bland.", "business_id": "yYIEKwgQUHJpySOcVdCAkg", "stars": 1, "date": "2013-09-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "p4f6hOp9DQOwsxBPJXhpYA", "review_id": "WvznXXdJEvj_9SfA7BCwyQ", "text": "Pretty good breakfast. Good service - I didn't wait at all to be seated or to receive my food.  I really like the food came exactly as I ordered it.", "business_id": "yYIEKwgQUHJpySOcVdCAkg", "stars": 3, "date": "2013-09-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "fTy3bA0439l01Q8Hd1O8Vg", "review_id": "HUPWRhHr03YO9YcNTrnwgQ", "text": "If you go here for the muffins only,  it's 5 star. The food is never as good as I want it to be.  The cheese in the ham and cheese omelet seemed processed and the ham seemed canned.  The turkey is processed butterball. Stick with the bakery.", "business_id": "yYIEKwgQUHJpySOcVdCAkg", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-11-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ZzNxjDDJHB2T1jv1u1Qe8w", "review_id": "im2Xzfh7f_DgW9srnjrNlw", "text": "It's not fine dining, but I've always enjoyed eating at a Perkins. They serve decent affordable comfort food. I've always received good friendly service and here was no different. The restaurant was just across the street from my hotel so it was pretty convenient for me. The entrance was sort of in the back.\n\nFor this particular visit, I ordered the turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and corn. It was good as if it was an early Thanksgiving dinner. I had an ice tea with my meal and my server made sure to keep my glass full the entire time.", "business_id": "yYIEKwgQUHJpySOcVdCAkg", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-11-29", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "SSGzCtibsyfSDnz8ZXH2_A", "review_id": "R8KVfKJEzr4vcpQk59nrpw", "text": "Waitress gives you wrong food then says you ordered wrong. Cool. Thanks Perkins for the horrible over priced meal I didn't order\nI ordered my eggs over easy and got scrambled. Waitress tells me no, I ordered scrambled. I have never ordered scrambled eggs in a restaurant since they always look disgusting to me. \nWe then get our bills and the waitress hears me telling my friend I didn't get what I ordered. Waitress comes back to tell me that I'm wrong and walks away. I worked in the industry for a long time so I get it, the job sucks. But there is no reason to be rude to your customers", "business_id": "yYIEKwgQUHJpySOcVdCAkg", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-10-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "LkmcnJNBfnvaZk6MoE_k5w", "review_id": "kk1_UHGc28fgsA7JGoLipQ", "text": "I've been coming to this Perkins since I was a kid (popcorn chicken and Where's Waldo? activity books FTW) and while my last visit was not so great, they're generally a reliable location. Most days the food is tasty if unimaginative, they can accommodate groups, and they usually can get you in and out pretty quick despite the lobby being packed to the gills on weekend mornings. \n\nFor the last few years I've avoided Perkins on the whole because of sub-par food and service from another location (an annual stop after a camping music festival due to their being open on holidays and ability to seat 10-12 of us with no reservation), but my man friend really likes their breakfast and, more specifically, not having to wait for breakfast like you do at most places downtown. Over the summer I had an avocado/queso/english muffin creation that actually really surprised me with how good it was and breakfast potatoes that were clearly deep fried but similarly surprising in how much I enjoyed them. The breakfast combo price was right ($8ish dollars), and for some reason one of the available sides was a muffin, so I came away with breakfast the next day, too. \n\nFast forward to a couple weeks ago when we stopped back in. Sadly, my breakfast find had disappeared from the menu and they appear to have done away with the bonkers muffin side. Nothing was really striking my fancy on the most recent menu, so I decided to pick one of the most ridiculous offerings, an apple cinnamon muffin that was sliced into thirds and turned into french toast. I'm sure it was terrible for me, and while the flavor was surprisingly good, muffins just aren't stable enough to hold up to being battered and so it was kind of mushy mess. Compounding my meh meal was the fact that it took close to 40 minutes for our food to arrive, tracking down our server was difficult, and my appetite was put off by how dirty the ledge under our booth was. We were seated in one of their tiny (but cool) two-person booths along the window and with the morning sun pouring in I could see all the crumbs, bits of paper, and rusty bobby pins on the window sill. If anyone from Perkins happens to read this, please, please clean that up. The fact that the pins were rusty tells me it's been awhile since a vacuum has made its way to that area. Yuck. \n\nWhile my most recent visit was definitely a two-star experience, they've been just fine on other visits so I'll leave my overall rating at a three. Not the best choice in Madison, but a reliable stand-by\u00a0on the whole.", "business_id": "yYIEKwgQUHJpySOcVdCAkg", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-11-10", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "7yxSIltwUr92N21S8dxYig", "review_id": "pMU8DC1_TlLG4hHWUj__ng", "text": "I should have known that seeing only one other table occupied at 7am was not a good sign; it wasn't. The coffee was pretty good and the service was decent if not overwhelming. But the breakfast - especially in the context of VALUE - left a lot to be desired. Had it not been for the fact that this place was within easy walking distance of my hotel (drizzling outside), I would have looked elsewhere.\n\nEleven dollars got me a French toast breakfast. The French toast was OK but that's about it. The fake maple syrup was a turn-off. The eggs were decent, but not great. But the two WIMPY strips of bacon really had me shaking my head. Four bites and gone. There is a Southern-style \"Old Country Store\" not far away that serves decent bacon and real maple syrup. Had it not been for the greater-than-one-mile walk, I would have gone there.\n\nThe piped-in gawdawful 70's & 80's music further added to my irritation.\n\nWere it not for the good coffee and decent service, this place would've gotten ONE star.", "business_id": "yYIEKwgQUHJpySOcVdCAkg", "stars": 2, "date": "2015-11-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "StCV2TbWOuHlvHqKmDdmDQ", "review_id": "cRtNV-Qi8y2SgpMx7wlzXA", "text": "I've been to cracker barrel twice. The food was ok, I agree with Thomas that the food can be bland. Warning-if its busy don't expect to be able to carry on a conversation very easily. Can be really loud", "business_id": "QF14BFUVHRODxGNVflgm3A", "stars": 2, "date": "2009-09-04", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Ht43WIt1vNIaodW-u8Xxng", "review_id": "3LC8j8FJdr48ScDUzLDUPQ", "text": "I nicknamed my \"lunch special\" the \"recession plate,\" as my portion was significantly smaller than my table mates. The food was okay, just kind of fatty. The corn muffins had so much butter it was nauseating - and i love butter. \n\nThe only thing that saved this place was the chocolate bar i purchased in the store area. That shit was good.", "business_id": "QF14BFUVHRODxGNVflgm3A", "stars": 2, "date": "2012-10-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "fTy3bA0439l01Q8Hd1O8Vg", "review_id": "FsmveJl4sGSmrbAE2XIC3A", "text": "Not sure if I'm not used to the type of food they serve here,  but it's never been good.  Last time I ordered french toast.  Got 4 slices of soggy french toast. The egg wasn't even cooked on it! Potatoes and grits were very bland. But I love the golf tee game!", "business_id": "QF14BFUVHRODxGNVflgm3A", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-11-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "NINRZbyBa2F-enFBhZHggQ", "review_id": "gCiWWINJ5dBTNzk260rxPQ", "text": "I was bringing my family to Cracker Barrow today a group of 6 but after hearing they fired a 73 year old Vet for handing out a Corn muffin I changed my mind...... I hope others feel the same way......", "business_id": "QF14BFUVHRODxGNVflgm3A", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-11-27", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "Zx8O_5Ix9Sl-CL-Cj-gqLQ", "review_id": "fjZp4yLwgpEK7xFEdNaEcQ", "text": "Yes it's a chain, but it's comfort food in large portions at a very reasonable price. The service was great and everything ordered was correct . This location has always been consistent!", "business_id": "QF14BFUVHRODxGNVflgm3A", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-10-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "PkZFkFFP7iXxc730mavxsw", "review_id": "faASUHA-5hDePZ3pxTZWXw", "text": "We have been taking our kids here for years and I've never been dissatisfied. Service is always fast, efficient, friendly. And the food is always tasty, filling and just what we ordered. Don't forget about the coffee and the very cute country store and all of the old time-y stuff you find there!\n\nI don't know what others are complaining about, I always leave seeing customers satisfied.", "business_id": "QF14BFUVHRODxGNVflgm3A", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-11-29", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "oSA746-4MCJpWorJkzxqpQ", "review_id": "3LP8x95yraz2rgWhwdNROw", "text": "A spacious store with a nice variety of things. Particularly good housewares and shoe sections.", "business_id": "wsZbADFzxyn8_UBNRJ8kkw", "stars": 3, "date": "2012-10-10", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 4, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "JVqi98NBJa5wy4kRJw0fMw", "review_id": "Og1iknOJKwLBQKO56MFu_Q", "text": "I'm so disappointed in Union Cab. A company that usually has excellent customer service refused my husband and me a ride not once, but twice, to a location less than five minutes away from the airport. While I understand it was busy, the rudeness and refusal of a short fare for a larger or is completely unacceptable. It will be a long time before I choose to use them again.", "business_id": "5TQQy_x_ArR3_5L5L0fFVQ", "stars": 1, "date": "2012-10-28", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 6, "useful": 7, "cool": 8}, "user_id": "7zpDhrRZRTGCkAh3SHbEww", "review_id": "ZrFzTG3QmlakRhyMjEjmnQ", "text": "The Saturday before Halloween is apparently not something the good folks of Madison, Wisconsin take lightly. #Freakfest\n\nI found myself in town visiting friends who live in the Madison-metro area and make it a point to celebrate the State street festivities every year. They live about 5 or so miles from the actual fest and because drinking and driving is never in style, they'd gone ahead and arranged a day in advance for 2 cabs to come pick our group of 7 up at their place of residence at 8:45pm. \n\nNow, this was my virgin visit to Madison at Halloween time so I wasn't quite sure what to expect, though I can't say I wasn't warned. I knew streets would be closed down and blocked off and this wouldn't be your typical Madison experience, but without seeing the Mad city madness first-hand, it was hard to anticipate just what we were up against when it came to our group versus on-time transportation on this hallowed eve. \n\nUnion Cab did miss the mark as far as sending the two cabs that we'd ordered more than a day in advance to arrive at 8:45pm. The first cab arrived at 9pm to pick up the first half of our group off at the fest, but when the first group arrived at said bar and realized that the second group had still not been picked up, they asked if that cab could go back and get us, ya know, since there was supposed to have been another cab there 30 minutes earlier anyway. But the driver said they were unable to locate the second cab and that it was against the rules to come back and pick up the second group who were still waiting since they were not the assigned cab. Makes very little sense, but at the same time is sort of understandable on such a crazy eve, but the reservation should've counted for something. \n\nWhen we (the second group still at the house) tried calling Union, all we got were busy signals being that it's one of Madison's busiest cab nights of the year. So naturally, we did the only thing we could... crack open another beer and wait and chug and wait and chug and wait. It was just before 10pm when our cab finally arrived. The driver was super fun, quirky and costumed for the holiday and quickly made us forget about how Union had failed to provide us with transportation until over an hour after the previously scheduled and agreed upon time.\n\nAlso worth noting, because it won Union back a lot of stars that would otherwise have been missing given the tardiness, is how immaculate the shiny, gleaming Toyota Prius cab was. It smelled divine, and not overpowering or like it had something to cover up. And -get this- it had cloth seats. CLOTH SEATS. It didn't smell like sh*t. ZERO crumbs. Sans stains. Not even a whiff of urine or vomit. Where the hell was I? Bizarro World, surely. \n\nSo, while I don't know that I'd trust Union as my chariot on a big day where I needed to be somewhere in a timely manner (ala the airport), they were plenty fine for a casual booze-bender and the amenities (no puke stains or pee smells) made the ride a pretty enjoyable one.", "business_id": "5TQQy_x_ArR3_5L5L0fFVQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-10-28", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "aqTkhEaOmxthoVl0IjDbcA", "review_id": "pazGkJ_JibtI6GJb83fUXQ", "text": "Not the cheapest but nice clean cab very clear with costs.", "business_id": "5TQQy_x_ArR3_5L5L0fFVQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-10-31", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "tzlwsFItaoDLZib3TOZhUA", "review_id": "pHa9a0CeT956z6ES4WHb5g", "text": "After waiting 45 minutes for a cab, our taxi (#69) left without us because we took over one minute to leave the restaurant. I learned my lesson, and will never take anyone other than Green Cab again. Union Taxi is a joke of a company, and I strongly discourage you from booking through them.", "business_id": "5TQQy_x_ArR3_5L5L0fFVQ", "stars": 1, "date": "2013-09-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "h2i7YcJNeX2eN7s9ujMVRA", "review_id": "dX-C8mCSjfeeLXxMkQQ8ag", "text": "Ask that head banging heavy metal music be turned down on way to e r for cardiac condition and be told \"no,this is my cab,I own it and I like this music\".  If you are ok with that your more forgiving than I.  Union doesn't mean what you think here.  Never again", "business_id": "5TQQy_x_ArR3_5L5L0fFVQ", "stars": 1, "date": "2013-10-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "vQysyXDkjaAMxgtCA7x8Jw", "review_id": "wnSsF1C-NKJc7HG0DuOm2w", "text": "Friendly drivers, efficient service. Would use again the next time I visit Madison", "business_id": "5TQQy_x_ArR3_5L5L0fFVQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-11-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "39q5qn63EzwgcZmDbLtBIw", "review_id": "ldD5YvABnAJPWMGCg19Q_Q", "text": "Always on time, great service, clean green cars, and they are a co-op! I only use Union Cab, and have never been disappointed. They are super flexible, and I can order cabs online and on my phone.", "business_id": "5TQQy_x_ArR3_5L5L0fFVQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-09-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "WMelGD7uD_ajakRR9s3N4Q", "review_id": "ZjqtEzvks7LHiHCBZhwgZw", "text": "Good service. I've used appointments, shortnotice and airport cabs. Drivers usually know their way around, I've never caught them intentionally taking the long way to run the meter. \nThey send an interactive text (or call you) on arrival. Some cabbies have been driving decades, lots of stories. One called himself a local historian on wheels. I found it interesting he said the checkers and name come from when there was one cab co. and it was a union. \nDeffinately reccomend splitting a cab, especially at the airport. It really saves money.\nAverage fares; they take credit card. Also, cabbies like tips.\nClean cabs; the new priuses are quiet but not as roomy as vans or Crown vics. Splitting one is probably a bad idea unless by yourself. \nWhat else is there.. They show up sooner than the competition, probably why I prefer them. Your milage may vary (ha). No Andy Kaufman sighting yet, I'll update if I spot him.", "business_id": "5TQQy_x_ArR3_5L5L0fFVQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-09-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "R3nO6LKYgroWWT40B7q6Ag", "review_id": "Ccergr5OFQUF-xDCfVHIxA", "text": "I arrived Dane County Airport at 10:45 on this cold night.  There was a shortage of cabs, so the driver announced he would take several people at once.  Even though I much prefer my own cab, I've learned that cabs in madison much prefer the group rides especially when there is a shortage of cabs.  I was one of 3 passengers and the first to be dropped off, downtown Madison.  The ride was 10 minutes, and since I fly every week I know the fare is usually $14-15.  So I expected a discounted price given the shared nature.  But no, I was still charged a flat rate of $14.  I told the driver that I usually pay $14 for a solo ride, and thus I was surprised at the high rate for a shared ride. He insisted that was the fare, despite my protests that he was charging triple for the same fare then!  Unless I am stuck again with the possibility of not getting a cab for hours in the cold, I will NEVER use this company again.", "business_id": "5TQQy_x_ArR3_5L5L0fFVQ", "stars": 2, "date": "2014-11-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "MOl1WFShVV8RVBCJODfvqQ", "review_id": "jca_qRMPqiyc-FOFml1_dA", "text": "Operator was unnecessary unprovokedly rude. Asked the status for the cab which hadnt arrived in 10 minutes, corrected me it was 9 minutes. Added that probably will take AT LEAST another 15 minutes to be picked up (total at least 25 minutes wait time). Even added that their cabs are now picking up people who ordered from last night, etc. I think that was really unnecessarily and a bad customer service. Cancelled and got myself an uber.", "business_id": "5TQQy_x_ArR3_5L5L0fFVQ", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-10-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "YAEjcQr3R5Wp8nrzRxJwFQ", "review_id": "eh6nWKkQZifvG00Bih57mw", "text": "No, not the cheapest taxi cab company in the area, but certainly most efficient and timely. In the few times I've needed a cab, I always end up going with Union Cab because Green Cab and Badger Cab definitely seem like toss-ups as to the experience you'll get, and not worth using if you want direct ride service. So, Union's higher rates are definitely worth paying if you need timeliness and efficiency. They're definitely the only cab company I would probably call for a ride to the airport to make a flight. Plus, their online booking system is straightforward and easy to use. Especially great for the times you don't have time to talk on the phone to Dispatch. Overall, my preferred cab company in Madison.", "business_id": "5TQQy_x_ArR3_5L5L0fFVQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-11-29", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Ffa864LL90s6oxImKPI7pw", "review_id": "4If9qXahoXrP6oualOQRFw", "text": "It's pretty good, but it is expensive.  Think Culver's prices.", "business_id": "11yg-JMNCFowyIjJarzuDQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2013-10-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "48YfEXu0ZOtC7yL9KQpnsw", "review_id": "CFy1mKcu8X1x-qafYSDclQ", "text": "Friendly staff but recommend going elsewhere. Hidden charges with buying combo meals. They are only place that charge you extra if you opt out of coffee to get a small soda.  Should of went to McDonald's", "business_id": "11yg-JMNCFowyIjJarzuDQ", "stars": 2, "date": "2015-10-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "DLEPdpkwG2EpiD5HsemP_A", "review_id": "X3UjL26j6V6GEuKjvWGXlw", "text": "My work uses Enterprise and I was very pleased. The pricing is not bad, considering we are under a corporate account.\n\nThe first time I rented a 12 passenger van, the two employees seemed overworked and stressed (must be a Friday afternoon thing!). And to top it off, the previous customer with the van I needed had not returned and I needed a van. Despite all of the craziness, the employees were kind to me and did everything in their power to find me another van, including working late to wait until this was taken care of. I appreciated their efforts.\n\nThe second time around everything was peachy and everyone was so friendly that my anxiety of having to drive a large group in a big van to Chicago diminished :-)", "business_id": "R6ojvMJvskHGBbtednMQ1g", "stars": 5, "date": "2011-11-29", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "6AFJwqHxeMEbOaPkyogueA", "review_id": "UJbx3xH1JpJA0J6m-29bMg", "text": "Enterprise has long been my rental car company of choice because of their good rates, quality of vehicles, and fair policies. That said, I've received less than stellar service at several locations (usually at airports).\n\nI rent from this location (which is not at the airport as shown on Yelp's map) at least once per month on average and often 2-3 times per month for business travel. All of the staff members are helpful and friendly, but I am especially impressed with Ryan and his high level of service. He knows me by name, knows my preferences in terms of optional insurance and car selection, and always remembers to put in my corporate rate number even though I forget most of the time. And it's not just me. I have co-workers and several neighbors that experience this same level of service at this location.\n\nWell done!", "business_id": "R6ojvMJvskHGBbtednMQ1g", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-11-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "MFm3vhhqLTgn_q5ffgpr5A", "review_id": "0yboL_DX6vQlXxtbfLHCLw", "text": "Can't give Enterprise a 5 star only because when you call the office directly, the autoanswer system asks the \"press 1 for this, press 2 for rental yadayadayad. So I press 2 to rent a car, they take all my information, say thank you and your car will be ready when you get there-so I get there and the office doesn't even know I am coming, and they are out of cars???? So needless to say-the person you talk to on the phone is NOT anywhere near the office-or the state. However, the team did find me a car (which they have done a couple times now!!). They are very freindly-even when they are busy (usually first thing in the morning-best to go mid afternoon) and I do have a soft spot for this office since my Dad use to work with them years ago. I did learn this last time that I really don't want to buy a big pick up truck-extremely comfortable but huge vehicle LOL. Thanks team for helping me out these last few days!", "business_id": "R6ojvMJvskHGBbtednMQ1g", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-09-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "hxgag8wl7FpL2PvjWP7dJg", "review_id": "HrMarPNFwe50-bVQrl9row", "text": "Professional, Personable, and caters to the patrons. I have nothing but accolades for the entire staff. \n\nWhen in Madison, WI, I will continue to travel from the airport to Enterprise Rent-A-Car on East Washington to rent a car", "business_id": "R6ojvMJvskHGBbtednMQ1g", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-11-27", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "tT4r3WFUr4KJawi_Un_2QA", "review_id": "inc7xh8YRdQcUxBDC3zojQ", "text": "It broke my heart to see the staff make food for folks who didn't actually order it (appeared to have made too much) throw away the items that no one claimed. The staff should be trained to offer complimentary items when too much is made, versus throwing out perfectly good food in front of a line full of guests. What a waste!", "business_id": "q83uB6EGF6y2MuR-7VZPRg", "stars": 2, "date": "2015-09-07", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 3, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "lC0KGXmIhyjzghBUlVnkhQ", "review_id": "BT7VDpA9rHpFmVDAZRKxJQ", "text": "What the eff Home Depot! I've been 3 times now and each time nobody has any idea what's going on there! Well, nobody until I reach the 3rd associate who's able to guide me right where I need to be. But by then I've made my way through the entire store looking for a product that's generally right where my journey began. If you're looking for humidifier filters or a pumice stone to make your toilet bowl shine... you're screwed. Wait no, here's the deal. Humidifiers are up front near the exit, filters are located in the same aisle. Pumice, your guess is as good as mine. I've found them in the cleaning aisle and the hardware aisle. Last time I threw in the towel after 20 minutes of searching (just keep them in the same place) and bought a grill stone which I'm told works the same.", "business_id": "-52nir13iFnSMdBew674HA", "stars": 2, "date": "2012-09-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "omOnbJjKaJUkvYi3reIB9w", "review_id": "5vYEBwkoBabLNwWyEzsc4Q", "text": "I am reviewing specifically the Chicago Hot Dog Cart in this Home Depot. I Love it! \nWho in their right mind does not want to go to a store on a Saturday afternoon shop and then have one of the best Hot Dog's in Madison? \n\nI'm just saying for $3.00 I can have a Chicago style hot dog loaded with all the fixins' including a kosher pickle. It's great.\n\nMy wife gets the chili dog and swears by it. She also has said on multiple occasions at the Home Depot that the chili dog is one of the best in the area. \n\nWho would guess that a small little hot dog stand sitting in the Home Depot was so awesome! \n\nI'm telling you, instead of running out to your car to drive back home and think about doing your weekend warrior projects, take a minute and snag a hot dog at the cart located inside the entrance of Home Depot.\n\nVienna Dogs, true Chicago dog style! Great hot dog!", "business_id": "-52nir13iFnSMdBew674HA", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-11-18", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "0JqY4wEuxPJqUjvwb2IC2w", "review_id": "vziW6wNSSmn7yctpQ1x55w", "text": "The only reason I put one star is because I had to. One of the poorest managed and run motels that I have ever seen. The rooms were very sub-par with mold on the bathroom ceiling. There were crumbs in the bed and they weren't very clean.\n\nThe rooms' walls were very thin and you could hear everything that went on from people stomping around upstairs to listening to doors banging constantly. There was a ton  of noise from these places as well as the highway running parallel to the hotel as well as adjoining rooms.\n\nManagement was the worst of all. Horrible at enforcing the rules so other guests can be very discourteous as well as riff raff running around outside peeking into locked vehicles almost as if they were trying to find a way to break in. Head manager is very hard to understand as he doesn't speak English clearly with no common sense on how to run a business.\n\nOverall, one of the poorest run hotels I have seen in a long time and for the money, many other choices in the area which provide way better service and accommodations. So overall, easy to make a better choice anywhere else. Beware.", "business_id": "bYdniNQEdYolz0onDWj0CA", "stars": 1, "date": "2013-10-27", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "8nSt9HrkaRWnGAuqbIXhGQ", "review_id": "rruZ04XHQpkNYq6I1Ax6wg", "text": "I didn't have any issues here at all. The check-in went very smooth, the king-sized bed was very comfortable, and the room itself was quite spacious while staying on the third floor. The internet speed was good, and the areas around the room seemed to be quiet and not so paper-thin. The location of the hotel was off of the main road yet had quick access to other main roads, so that was good.\n\nIf I had any complaints, it would be that the breakfast items were so-so. The breakfast is pretty much doughnuts, toast, cereal items, yogurt and hard-boiled eggs. I did not notice any options for a hot breakfast, such as biscuits & gravy, waffles, etc that I normally see at Microtels across the country. For a continental breakfast, it was okay yet you will find yourself wanting a full breakfast when traveling.\n\nAll and all, I would stay here again.", "business_id": "bYdniNQEdYolz0onDWj0CA", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-09-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "4GutiWFNXGCfLyhQS91X0A", "review_id": "_1hm_WU9OJml-zMcCQDsWw", "text": "Fit everything I was expecting. Not the best, not the worst. Much of town was booked up and this was my last affordable option. Beds are so-so, towels pretty rough quality, typical amenities for a Microtel. Front desk doesn't bring you anything, you have to go get it. Breakfast was few donuts and sweets/breads and juice. Nothing exciting. The room wasn't dirty, just plain and simple. If you're looking for a place to crash and nothing else, this will do. \n\nLocation is good for highway travelers and bad for those wanting to be close to the center of Madison activity.", "business_id": "bYdniNQEdYolz0onDWj0CA", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-09-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "m1ZlHZiIyXPq7AjLiRrcGA", "review_id": "glucvILtWSnc8QsP4Ymq0g", "text": "For a chain this place is great...\nThe chips and salsa is AOK\nThe Bean burger is better than a lot of other places.\nand the desserts are good too (the blondie brownie)\nthe servers are kinda rude and uninformed though.", "business_id": "oudTF4EN_C8thENGiTQf-w", "stars": 3, "date": "2008-11-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "mAduRW8gotHErOa4pb5p0Q", "review_id": "C0u_CCr8zy5sL90HbpBMBg", "text": "There was more than 1/2 hour wait for a simple salad and soup order plus a child's menu pizza. The \"bottomless\" salad never had an offer of a refill. \n\nThe server was nice but it was a disappointing meal.", "business_id": "oudTF4EN_C8thENGiTQf-w", "stars": 2, "date": "2015-11-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "g4iZIkx2IrnQyCcb_M1c4g", "review_id": "jvGNa_X5yrjjnJXGn_APpw", "text": "I do a lot of shopping at Copps because 1) it's close and 2) I usually frequent Copps as a change of pace from the smaller markets and co-ops.\n\nAs far as large chain grocery stores go, Copps has a wide selection in pretty much every food category, including a coffee stand, bakery, butcher, salad bar, and deli (whose workers are the most surly you've probably ever encountered). There's a selection of organic foods that is decent for a chain grocery, a good cheese aisle, and a well-stocked liquor section. \n\nCopps has weekly sales from time to time, often on its own line of products, but prices in general tend to be middle of the road or higher for your usual goods. Be sure to get a Copps card (its free) to take advantage of the sales.\n\nIf you have a chance, I've noticed the Copps on University on the westside is *much* more posh and has a better selection and display of its items, particularly the service counters (deli, bakery, etc.). Having visited this Shopko location after encountering the westside Copps made things look a little bit drearier...", "business_id": "ZjwZIQM4TfFO7T7ck7FtYQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2007-11-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 6, "useful": 2, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "4bsu8DLfDkBV84RKn6UmcA", "review_id": "p9lEvvMWcJ1yCAYaz7k68Q", "text": "THANK GOD! I am sick of co-ops. One shop for everything food. I like plastic bags and large carbon footprints. I'm not going to martyr myself and pay more for a smaller selection for some pinko environmentalist agenda.", "business_id": "ZjwZIQM4TfFO7T7ck7FtYQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2009-09-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "LkmcnJNBfnvaZk6MoE_k5w", "review_id": "uGg7VaFWygAWD01dFEeKFw", "text": "Sorry, Shopko Drive Copps, but I'm just not that into you. Something about this location just seems off. It's set up bizarrely, it's always dead, and it's the last holdout in an abandoned strip mall. \n\nI've been here a few times and it still hasn't grown on me. My latest trip sealed the deal. I needed a few things before throwing a party and was able to get everything I needed despite having to walk in a few circles because I still haven't gotten the set-up cemented in my head. There were only a couple lanes open for checkout, plus the self-check kiosks. We opted for the self-check, and it took so long. So, so long. Part of the problem was that not one, but two machines broke down in the process. The woman in charge of the area had to shuffle people over to the regular checkouts, which took an enormous amount of time. This was in part due to her actually shuffling - instead of shoes she opted for socks. Not okay. Yes, they were cute Packers knee-highs, but you still need real shoes, ma'am. \n\nWhen I finally got up the kiosk, the touch screen and scale were both wonky - it took me nearly twice as long to check out as usual because it kept not recognizing my items or what payment method I'd selected. \n\nI'm glad there's a store available in this area for neighborhood residents, but I will probably start going out of my way if I have to in order to have a better shopping experience.", "business_id": "ZjwZIQM4TfFO7T7ck7FtYQ", "stars": 2, "date": "2015-11-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 5, "useful": 8, "cool": 3}, "user_id": "lC0KGXmIhyjzghBUlVnkhQ", "review_id": "VFzLIkimI6rLIQMFEizK7g", "text": "If you can get over the fact that most people at Concentra are there to pee in a cup (work drug testing), it's a pretty great place when you're in dire need to be seen. \n\nThis past week I felt a scratch in the back of my throat (thanks Vegas) and lo and behold by Wednesday it felt like death. I don't have a primary care physician just yet, so I rang my insurance company (thanks Yelp) and found that Concentra is a preferred Urgent Care provider. They're pretty big on the west coast, although I always heard that you had to wait forever and the attention to your symptoms isn't great, but that was not the case at all. \n\nAs soon as I arrived Debbie had me fill out a few pages of paperwork (first timer thang) and after about 15 minutes they called me back for some initial tests with a lab tech. She left and sent the doctor in, I explained my symptoms, he poked around my ears and throat, and was mildly alarmed that I was able to cope with the pain as well as I was given the inflammation (like a boss!). He ordered a throat culture and after about 5 minutes he came back in to confirm I had strep. Boooooo.\n\nI was out the door in about 35 minutes with a prescription for a z-pack (azythomycin) and today I'm almost 100%! \n\nI'm a fan of you Concentra.", "business_id": "iyHtJGN4KtuSTUbB6fROBw", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-09-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 5, "useful": 12, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "lC0KGXmIhyjzghBUlVnkhQ", "review_id": "tbaVyx4MD6gq3zkuGMriDw", "text": "You can't be 100%, 100% of the time. \n\nIt's something I tell friends, \nbusiness owners, \ninternal me \nall the time. \n\nBut you have to strive for consistency, you can't be so vastly different time to time because people won't know which way is up. They'll start to lose faith and worry about what next time will be like.\n\nNo worries here, there won't be a next time. \n\nI'm appalled, angered and actually contemplated removing my first review (5-stars) but I felt it was important to see just how abysmal my experience was today as compared to last time. \n\n3:50pm\n\nIt started with a woman at the front who asked me to fill out new patient paperwork even though as she was pulling out folders, shuffling papers and readying a clipboard I explained 3 times I had been there before. \n\nShe told me she'd find my paperwork and asked me to sit down. \n\nAnother woman called me up, the associate director of operations. She asked me for my insurance card and I again explained it should be on file... I had been there twice this year. \n\nShe told me they had a new system and asked me to pull it up if I could. I took my seat and did just that. \n\nI went back up to the desk with my ID card on my phone, she said she found a copy in my folder and told me I could take a seat. \n\nSame woman called me back up to the desk and said it would be $105 today. Huh? For what? I haven't seen anyone or been diagnosed with anything? I told her that I thought it was $10 for an office visit. She said last time we didn't charge you enough, so it'll be $105 today and asked me if I wanted to pay the whole thing up front or in installments. Really now, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! \n\nI HAVEN'T SEEN A DOCTOR! What is $105? Seriously, where did you get that number? What am I paying for? \n\nShe told me they'd \"figure it out\" and told me to take a seat. \n\nTime passes. (A lot of time.)\n\n4:30\n\nI'm finally taken back. \nHeight. \nWeight. \nBlood pressure. \nThen the nurse leaves and the Doctor comes in.\nI explain my symptoms, she says she wants to run a throat culture. I'm guessing here she only listened to the fact that I have throat pain, a mild cough and post nasal drip, and neglected to hear the fact that I've had a low grade fever, chills and a lack of appetite. \n\nTimes passes.\n\nA medical assistant comes in with not one but TWO throat cultures. Offices can run a quick test for strep on the spot, they can also send one out to a lab. The Doctor decided she wanted both. In my foggy haze I'm trying to put the pieces of this puzzle together but I just can't quite get there, but I also know it doesn't add up. \n\nTime passes. \n\nDoctor comes back and says their test shows it's not strep. (I'm shocked. ) She says they aren't going to send the other test to the lab because the in office test is 95% accurate. THEN WHY DID YOU PERFORM BOTH? Why not the in office test first, followed by the other? Advanced apologies to my insurance which I sincerely hope denies Concentra's claim. \n\nTime passes.\n\nI finally have some scripts for what this Doctor deems is acute sinusitis. \n\n5:40\n\nThe place is dark. I'm talking lights off y'all, everybody went home. There isn't even anybody at the desk anymore who could take a payment. \n\nI'm walked to my car because I'm the last person there.  \n\nBut it doesn't end there. \n\nNow I'm at Walgreen's where I'm told one of the prescriptions has a $40 copay, and it's the equivalent of cough syrup and an antihistamine. The pharmacist points me towards OTC drugs that total $10 and achieve the same desired effect.\n\nConcentra, you've lost me.\n\nNot only in the confused WTF way, but as a patient too. \n\nYou are just too inconsistent for me to trust you with my well being.\n\nYour slogan is \"Treated Right.\" Put some power behind that because right now those are meaningless words.", "business_id": "iyHtJGN4KtuSTUbB6fROBw", "stars": 1, "date": "2013-09-10", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 3, "useful": 1, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "4UpCBfRXULqQ0GaZTnG9Mg", "review_id": "8Et06TB6qU40WGc3OQr_2Q", "text": "Cozy place with good fried food and super cheap booze.  I expected some attitude from the locals when stopping in here before a party nearby and got none--partly because we were the only folks there but also the bartender was nice as could be.\n\nPerhaps some day I'll go back and point out the inconsistent apostrophe position in their signage and get punched in the face.", "business_id": "MVFeOZVt641WBvdsRmnhPg", "stars": 4, "date": "2008-09-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "xcuxY7TjWZtF5XqGYvEBVQ", "review_id": "L-DHCPvTZUDES-jPCFQDbQ", "text": "A friendly locals' dive bar.\n\nDon't expect much, however, it's a nice enough place if you need to whet your whistle out yonder.", "business_id": "MVFeOZVt641WBvdsRmnhPg", "stars": 3, "date": "2008-09-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "J4qPLSIxyWitXyq_WGXVlA", "review_id": "tK5hEsuqDsk-LZPS49AKCw", "text": "Due to the third annual Schizophrenia hardcore/gabber event, my friend Aaron and I found ourselves on the outskirts of Madison and in need of whiskey.  Luckily the warehouse we were destined for was by Slices' (Slice's/Slices).  Boy, oh boy, factory bars in Wisconsin pour stiff drinks!", "business_id": "MVFeOZVt641WBvdsRmnhPg", "stars": 4, "date": "2008-10-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "NKknEvdcKwgm-8mkkIxfHw", "review_id": "kEmrtaeTN5gWA9VdCQvTiQ", "text": "This is honestly my favorite shoe store in Madison. When I was a kid I really wanted a pair of expensive cowboy boots my mom told me someday when my feet stop growing, I could buy expensive shoes. \nThat magical day has arrived. \nI have no qualms about spending $100+ on a pair of shoes since I spend all day on my feet--what I wear for shoes is an important decision.\nI will admit utility, quality and comfort all come before style in my shoe selection- but I think I always have options when I shop here. Keens, birkenstocks, danskos, Clarks, Merrell, naturalizers in many styles.\nAlthough I'm not afraid to spend $$$ on shoes, I still like to be sure I am getting a great deal, I have googled the style and color before purchasing numerous pair of shoes to find the price I'd pay on Amazon is comparable. This fact combined with the buy one get one 1/2 off deal that is running all the time has made me a loyal customer!", "business_id": "HlnY8xWkfONz256u3Tp_Wg", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-10-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "oSA746-4MCJpWorJkzxqpQ", "review_id": "0suwAzgXkSOO81d_oOLnyQ", "text": "Nom nom nom. Yummy teriyaki and big portions. One of the few places to get nearly-fresh 'fast' food.", "business_id": "9vgu6o1CwP5NakVkb29z0g", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-10-10", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Wz4L2Jo4HxSD4lHKXmK3AA", "review_id": "DxNxetW4CfQythGskdFuvg", "text": "Probably the best food you can get at the mall. You can get a large portion of chicken Teriyaki with vegetables in an affordable price.\n\nYou order your food, and wait until they cook it. Overall, I would only eat here if you don't want to go out of your way to leave the mall. Otherwise, there are better places in Madison.", "business_id": "9vgu6o1CwP5NakVkb29z0g", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-10-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "vR5wodjobb1C8NP7qWTeIQ", "review_id": "n3yY5VcX6X1HT4OncL-3bA", "text": "I wanted to swap out the straight handlebars on my hybrid bike for backswept bars.  They guys here were very knowledgeable and helpful.  They spent a lot of time with me to review several different style handlebars, and helped me find a set that are very comfortable and that accommodate all of the stuff I had on my bike.  They also helped me pick out a newer set of front and back lights (and did not just push me toward the most expensive options, either).  The work was done on time and for less than I had expected to pay.  Super friendly, and no Gearhead attitude.  I highly recommend them, and definitely plan on returning to this shop if my bike needs anything in the future.", "business_id": "QMWdcByvCYCrs7-IQyr26w", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-11-11", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "R005MrvgUEgCW_V4I-f3nw", "review_id": "iLjwrKQKcOjJPLfPvv4Lhw", "text": "I was really surprised to see the poor reviews on yelp for Revolution! They have always been friendly and helpful when I have a need for my bike. However, those reviews seem to be from older dates (most of them..), so perhaps there's a management change and please give revolution a chance!!\n\nThe bike shop is a middle-sized shop, so they might not have as much variety of products as other huge bike shops. The nice thing is, they are willing to go out of the way to order something for you, even if you just wanted one piece of something. Also, it is a great place to stop by for last minute maintenance, quick fixes. They usually have a long wait for huge project fix ups, but if you just need a quick check or putting on a saddle, something fast, they will do it on the spot and you won't run into the long wait time.\n\nI trust them to do a good job for my bike. Jacob, who I regularly see in the bike shop, was very detailed in explaining my options when I wanted to add gears to my single speed bike. He even suggested maybe building a custom bike might be something I should consider since my Sanwa is not exactly meant for touring.. A week and a half later (I was out of town), my bike was ready. It fits well, the gears are surprisingly smooth for a no gear gal like me. Everything was great! And they were so friendly and told me I should come back for a check up on the bike a week or two later!", "business_id": "QMWdcByvCYCrs7-IQyr26w", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-10-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "x6N3PEnSBkxrxK9WOFjQlw", "review_id": "sh_L9BI8-hBfeQxwj2Pq2A", "text": "The folks at Revolution Cycle are fair, honest, and good at their jobs. They have on multiple occasions talked me out of buying products I didn't need/wouldn't suit my purposes. Who does that? Who willingly gives up money for the well being of their customer? Fair and honest folks, that's who. All of the work I've ever had done on my bikes there has been top notch. The one time that I got a bike back and the work wasn't what I expected I brought it up to them and they fixed the problem with humility, free of charge. As they are so good at their jobs they are also popular and might may take just a minute to get your bike done but when you get it back it will be done well. Real people serving other real people with the same passions. Doesn't get better than that.", "business_id": "QMWdcByvCYCrs7-IQyr26w", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-09-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ZryC8QxScPFamz8ak538RQ", "review_id": "R3yYpCSaeCY0Qd09Co1NNQ", "text": "These guys are so awesome, best bike shop in town, totally unpretentious. I walked in 5 minutes after close with a flat tire, and even though they were closing they still took the time to help me out. I came away happy and grateful.", "business_id": "QMWdcByvCYCrs7-IQyr26w", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-09-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "oSA746-4MCJpWorJkzxqpQ", "review_id": "yDRCeSWskHokUZKxzvxF-g", "text": "The best part about Half Price Books is the classic bookstore employees. They're the most cliched people in a very excellent way. Think if High Fidelity had been about a bookstore: these folks would be replacing John Cusack and Jack Black. I love that about the place. \n\nGood selection for the size of the store and well-organized. I've been coming here since I was in junior high and have always loved it. They don't pay much for anything but recent release hardcover books, but a few dollars is better than having stacks of paperbacks after a summer of beach reads, etc. \n\nBe sure to check out the rolling carts in front of the entrance for amazing sales. If they have too much of one book, copies will go on super sale. I once got 10 of 13 books in a series from the sale rack for less than half the price that 2 other sets of the same series were going for on the main shelves. It's always good to check if you're looking for a specific book.", "business_id": "qTzXFsBjMmOQHeRrWnJYLg", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-10-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "6rMHhS3Hf_Ofn1hYaxaUgQ", "review_id": "AX2grRQeWz1c6Jweva_FrQ", "text": "This place is making me a cookbook hoarder! Helpful Staff. Great deals on books that aren't even an a year old. All in good condition. Everything is categorize for easy finding. They even have music items, comics and magazines.", "business_id": "qTzXFsBjMmOQHeRrWnJYLg", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-10-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "NNN1rLftZ3w-FAXLuo4V7Q", "review_id": "ZEG1xXDneSKfrolG1vc3Pw", "text": "LOVE this place! Everyone is so friendly and helpful. I can spend hours in here just looking at things that I don't need. I currently have five books that I'm reading and yet I always walk out with with something to add to my \"to read\" collection. They have a great selection here and I have been lucky enough to find every single book on my list so far.", "business_id": "qTzXFsBjMmOQHeRrWnJYLg", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-09-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "16fUoxbABxFICJuVNxvI1g", "review_id": "KDVDs7SzeXYNCeCTC3gmOA", "text": "I found an original Jimi Hendrix \"The Jimi Hendrix Experience\" album in the bargain section of the vinyls for $1!!!! The cover is worn but It plays beautifully!!!!", "business_id": "qTzXFsBjMmOQHeRrWnJYLg", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-11-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 9, "useful": 4, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "6kp815UUjK--ukUjmDlSCQ", "review_id": "CHCJ8eAEGtOhdKgTHTAyVg", "text": "Remember when East Towne mall was nothing?  A big building full of emptiness, speckled with a few pathetic stores here and there?  Ten to 15 years later, and now its been completely revamped and is all dolled up with white twinkly lights, and cheesy holiday decorations.  Hell, even Santa shows up there now.  \n\nBut guess what?  You can't just walk around the mall without some dipstick wanting you to try on their lotion or straighten your hair for you!!!  Isn't that exciting?  It's like being harassed by a car salesperson, only these people want to let you know how ugly you are, and how they can improve you with their shit products.  \n\nDo you want to try this wonderful lotion?  Can I straighten your hair for you?  Can I ask you a question about your skin??!  Can I ruin this trip to the mall for you by refusing to leave you alone every time you walk by?!?!  \n\nYES!!!!  It's like getting a root canal and then asking for a do over.  Because, even if you politely say no thank you, they persist, and harass, and then as you are walking away, you hear them say snide little things about you.    \n\nI hate those pushy bastards.  They ruin every, single trip to the mall.", "business_id": "CRKM5F4MHGHvEGgI3LXy8A", "stars": 1, "date": "2008-11-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "zi_IeOTyioDcsVSJze7SBQ", "review_id": "uKsjxZgPJ_jC6S26203cVA", "text": "Not exactly an upscale mall by a long shot.  Service is horrendous and it is crowded and messy, with a poor selection of low grade stores.", "business_id": "CRKM5F4MHGHvEGgI3LXy8A", "stars": 1, "date": "2011-09-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "oSA746-4MCJpWorJkzxqpQ", "review_id": "wrVfTo-VWZ0m-JzaQ3OPMw", "text": "Oh, East Towne. You keep trying to get classy and never quite make it. Your owners funnel too much cash into your fancier big sister on the West side of town.\n\nThat being said, in 2012 the mall has been making a number of changes for the better. And it has, over the years, gotten better and better. It's still just got a good way to go!", "business_id": "CRKM5F4MHGHvEGgI3LXy8A", "stars": 3, "date": "2012-09-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 2, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "pNtazWShJ9XSSVMRmrpEBQ", "review_id": "a4H9W5hpLe6gnlW2PD9lNA", "text": "It's a mall. In Madison. It's exactly what you'd expect. \n\nThe interior has been spruced up and there are some new stores, but West Towne still wins.  If you really need to shop, get outta town and head to Milwaukee or Chicago.", "business_id": "CRKM5F4MHGHvEGgI3LXy8A", "stars": 2, "date": "2012-09-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "XiSlpyBvlFtNrKcsVoxX3w", "review_id": "17NrnxbnKwpk6WeVT-3ibw", "text": "This mall used to be the one to go to.  Not so much anymore.  It's usually filled with kids and teenagers, cussing and swearing and basically making fools of themselves, and not showing any respect to anyone that may be there to do any actual shopping.  Many of the stores don't last long, I swear one of the last few times we were there almost an entire wing was devoid of any stores.  \n\nThey remodeled and updated this mall a number of years ago - 11 or 12, and then it looked really nice.  Now it's rather drab, and they have consistently used the same tired holiday decorations since probably the late 1970's.\n\nAnother thing....those pushy little f#$ks you like to call sales people standing by kiosks in the hallways...yeah big turn off.  I have a military haircut (no you can't straighten my hair...brcausr there isnt any you dumb fool!), I'm happy with my cell provider and no i dont want a hello kitty phone case.\n\nLast but not least.  Your anchor stores would be appealing, except we have a member of the family that is in a power wheelchair.  90% of the aisles in those stores are clogged with crap so he can't get through.  \n\nSorry to say I won't support this mall any longer.  I will be shopping from the comfort of my home.  Amazon has earned my business.", "business_id": "CRKM5F4MHGHvEGgI3LXy8A", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-11-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 3, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "4bsu8DLfDkBV84RKn6UmcA", "review_id": "eLo0yE9PhxIoGenVhTLsOw", "text": "This time around wasn't so great. The interior of my car was wiped with dirty rags, and my car smelled like dirty rags until I got home and was able to wipe down the interior myself. They also didn't do quite so well on drying the car off - although I should have probably said something to the guys about doing a better job. Nevertheless, a very disappointing experience, after such positive one just a few months back.", "business_id": "MFANntSgzNkjStqgB2xtHw", "stars": 2, "date": "2011-11-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "IIDdfgsTEZ9h6sfJD_s74w", "review_id": "42RXBFThGTEcmjFwDfTA_g", "text": "The guy that asks what kind of wash we want is always so down to earth and has this kindly, gangsta vibe about him.  Don't ask me what that is really but he's got it.  He is never rude but does manage to make me laugh.  \n\nI have had my fair share of issues with this place but it really depends on who you get.  I was trying to get the antennae off the car but could not for the life of me.  One of the workers was there immediately to help.  One of the guys at the end of the wash also put all of our belongings back into a careful pile and closed the door for me as I sat down.  I was very impressed with the service this day!\n\nThe wash seemed fine.  And again, in the past I have had issues where they miss a bunch of spots or just wipe away a mess with a drying towel at the end.  I do think that it again, just depends on the day and who is there.  I keep coming back because it is easier than cleaning my own car and they are much faster.", "business_id": "MFANntSgzNkjStqgB2xtHw", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-09-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 3, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "m0QgshhQmopzVQx5fyhXKw", "review_id": "z_F1v9r9A_Wq7XJ-MLkvrg", "text": "I've been to this location a couple of times.  I had a free coupon for them from a place that I got my oil changed at.  Let me tell you, if I didn't get that for free, I would have been asking for my money back.  I don't get my car cleaned (inside) on a regular basis. I have a black lab, who sheds like crazy.  I wasn't expecting my car to be spotless by any means, but when I got back in to my car - there were still things on the foot rugs, the dash wasn't dusted off. It hardly looked like I just got my car cleaned.  Will not be going here to throw away my money.", "business_id": "MFANntSgzNkjStqgB2xtHw", "stars": 2, "date": "2014-09-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "zHZBvpF2hfX9HCrRXmpQ6A", "review_id": "DwutMqMVlO2vduDZ1YxHbw", "text": "Not a good value.  The employees are rude.  I pointed out that I paid for services they didn't perform and the employee argued with me.  The manager isn't on top of things and isn't easy to deal with.  The product is over priced.", "business_id": "MFANntSgzNkjStqgB2xtHw", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-10-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "hrnSxGti9HOHxG2UaPz1rQ", "review_id": "TZR17v3YYMitJt4ltWUhSg", "text": "My folks love this place and I can't imagine why.  I had the chicken wrap and it could not hold a candle to the wraps at the Great Dane.\nThe fries are so overly seasoned they are almost impossible to eat without a huge glass of water.  Don't go there.", "business_id": "JdCFcgw4yk4M1ZRhAhBIag", "stars": 1, "date": "2009-10-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "CkbNxx6CAgLH_Wf_bh_s8A", "review_id": "Ykl2CDGsVMSFp4EFLUnF-g", "text": "Food was good.. A little disappointed in my Berry Sangria.. Wish it looked and tasted as good as the picture. Nothing stood out to me tho. I might go back for their cheese sticks tho:)", "business_id": "JdCFcgw4yk4M1ZRhAhBIag", "stars": 3, "date": "2013-09-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "6H3X_SUEDjPTEvB4KDwsvg", "review_id": "DXBQV1rgLiM8XSwWl3XyBQ", "text": "Last time I went I was very disappointed in the service. We had a large group so I can understand it taking a little longer than normal but our server took forever to ask us what we wanted to drink (we were a little later than the rest of the party who already had a drink). Also all the TVs were on a preface channel while there was another game that was actually on. I don't think I'd ever pick to go there again. Will only go if someone else wants to.", "business_id": "JdCFcgw4yk4M1ZRhAhBIag", "stars": 2, "date": "2013-11-10", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "fTy3bA0439l01Q8Hd1O8Vg", "review_id": "BvLQF6d9zjhkR0_UhowC7A", "text": "Another chain sit down by the mall,  but not at the top of my list. The food hasn't seemed to change since I've gone here except for less options.  Waiting for a table is common unless you go at really off peak times. Recently got a burger there. Asked for well done,  and burger arrived bloody and red.  Waiter took it back and about 5 minutes brought the same burger back and was still pink on the inside.  Was offered something else,  but the others I was with were already done.  Did get a coupon for a return visit. Good deal with the 2 for $20 and an app if your food is cooked right.", "business_id": "JdCFcgw4yk4M1ZRhAhBIag", "stars": 2, "date": "2014-11-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "thtFWYfISUAkBwZUnIxNrQ", "review_id": "FcQVr5AhuDC5y6vj4O05dw", "text": "The bacon commercial with non stop fries, only says \"HEART ATTACK!!!!!\"   Thanks Applebee's", "business_id": "JdCFcgw4yk4M1ZRhAhBIag", "stars": 2, "date": "2014-11-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "m9Id4zZtLvU8DndLGXZkOQ", "review_id": "TSe5IHeMyTtf2l2_YdnRew", "text": "I have always valued Applebee's, price wise and quality. We ordered their nachos with pulled pork or brisket, we had to go with brisket of course! The picture looked great, nice size pieces of brisket per 3 to 4 chips. What we got was a liquid with chunks of meat in it, maybe a chunk per 10 chips. I asked if they had forgot the brisket and she said she could bring out more if I liked... I liked. So she brings out this plastic cup the size of a jello cup with this liquid in it. Then went on to say that the the cooks usually put 4 to 5 of these on but since the regional manager was there that they had to go by the book and put on 2.  So congratulations Applebee's, if this is how you run your company you just lost a customer. I am not a fan of false advertisement!", "business_id": "JdCFcgw4yk4M1ZRhAhBIag", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-11-06", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "cKXHA34SuratNtgZjNRlrA", "review_id": "12vdQbgH-ARsMPJNJABehw", "text": "Great layout, very nice bar/restaurant and good people.\n\nThe layout is fair and wisely not long. IMHO any idiot can make a course tough by making it long. Bridges is within the ability of most golfers and yet is challenging enought for, say, a college team (that I recently watched). \n\nMy only criticism is that it is not an easy course to walk with long distances between holes. I think courses should be walked.", "business_id": "wls7FRMgIn8VlK1ji5Ms5g", "stars": 4, "date": "2011-09-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "0zPhSni8j1ce4FCOVKsWaQ", "review_id": "041Fw_IeedWaywZMjSS3uw", "text": "Not really sure what these negative reviews are about...I have never had a bad situation, bad food, a messed up order, or unfriendly service at this location! I have been coming to this Wendy's location at least once a month for the last 7 years and I know that although their employees change, neither their service nor their friendliness has declined. Wendy's is exactly what it is: fast food. I can tell you that their food is always made fresh and they never forget the simple things like ketchup if I ask for it, the sauces I ask for, the straws, the spoon or the napkin. This place is going to get 5 stars because it is over the top friendly, nice, and clean as compared to every other fast food restaurant. They get the job done: they feed you, fill you up and do it with a smile.", "business_id": "QB64-PgfEUzbrOL50bJ0Bw", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-11-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "h4fjgz-44HFE_kGy6p8P-w", "review_id": "gsaBPHJfh-0sq71AS0gvPQ", "text": "A few more family members have stayed here now, and the main thing that brought this hotel down a star in my opinion is just how old/run-down it is. It's still an excellent place to stay; the rooms are just definitely starting to show their age.", "business_id": "i9JeI7bd1qXGi15FoD45GA", "stars": 3, "date": "2012-10-10", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "MD4xpwTGt1BifGmTP8m4xQ", "review_id": "K3pHwYreq1DY4iSCqBlRqA", "text": "Despite the lower star rating and cheaper price, I actually preferred this Best Western over Madison's Radisson that I stayed at the next night! Best Western didn't have the looks, but pretty much won in every other department: clean, friendly staff, standard room has a living room area, microwave, very large flat screen TV, better shower head, better breakfast. It didn't have the sleep number bed, but it was broken at Radisson anyway, and the remote was all sticky. Highly recommend this Best Western!", "business_id": "i9JeI7bd1qXGi15FoD45GA", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-09-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "ctvJQmi5EEBndDQ0X1uDcg", "review_id": "hqzU0ZoddrcLKMHLqLD-lg", "text": "She is fantastic! I came her to because my boss recomended her...it's always scary taking your wedding dress to someone...especially when you are on a very tight budget. For our wedding there were two brides so we had two dresses, double scary. She had great customer service. She was also fast...one week we did the initial fitting, the next week final touches and later that week, done, eventhough my dress had a lot of beadwork. She was also honest, if something didn't look like it fit, she would let us know and if something was not needed, she didn't suggest things to get more money out of us.", "business_id": "DPViYrvLCByFRQBl90TLsg", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-09-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Qf4mPfYP2YmqzPCnrXXtjQ", "review_id": "6E4z6Wo1omDhY1rmTVDC3A", "text": "Excellent service and work.  I needed a rush job that was more work than it seemed, the dress I needed hemmed was voluminous and she did a beautiful job and I am wearing it out dancing tonight,  feeling like Ginger Rogers.   Thanks to Darlene.\nIf you ever need anything altered this woman is very talented, and professional.\nTruly as good as it gets.", "business_id": "DPViYrvLCByFRQBl90TLsg", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-09-07", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "OtpHvQFGbZ4sONaQAXankg", "review_id": "xCJ_nYda3JN7ikiuhwTbrA", "text": "Truly stellar alteration service. I brought my bridal gown in for alterations: the prices are very reasonable, service is fast and professional--and Darlene is a delight. I will be coming here for all my future alteration needs!", "business_id": "DPViYrvLCByFRQBl90TLsg", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-09-06", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "EyF4AjcW0S_nSl-BPX1apA", "review_id": "nVsdOe4Wve4XqurYk6bcVQ", "text": "I inquired today about a zipper repair for a jacket. I found the manager to be rude and condescending. At worst the customer service is poor, at best the service is inefficient and slow. As a direct result of this interaction I will not do business with Altered States Alterations now or at any time in the future.", "business_id": "DPViYrvLCByFRQBl90TLsg", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-11-29", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "V_7r3XVzPtXJyOSN34xx4w", "review_id": "iJmPtB6R5mUcsPDh_XV-UQ", "text": "By Yelp's map this is the second farthest tailor from my house.  So, I'll say that I back up my five stars with gas and miles driven because I don't go anywhere else.\n\nI saw Darlene every weekend for over a month getting wedding outfits tailored for the whole family.  She did amazing work.  When we had a major bridesmaid dress snafu she helped fix it and rushed a hem on a new dress.  \n\nThe tailoring was very nice, especially on my mom's outfit which was superb.  Darlene took an overly boxy but otherwise perfect jacket and adjusted the fit so it flattered her.\n\nHappy the wedding stuff is done and now I can start getting my regular stuff tailored.  I have a pile of jeans and jackets waiting.", "business_id": "DPViYrvLCByFRQBl90TLsg", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-09-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "IIDdfgsTEZ9h6sfJD_s74w", "review_id": "nLmcM13i-C3qf70gqj37Jw", "text": "I am almost embarrassed to write a review about Taco Bell but this Taco Bell is always SOOO slow!  I went today and the did not have chicken.  I went a few months ago and the actual store was closed and drive thru was only open because they did not have enough staff.\n\nI had to laugh because today, when we went through the drive thru, the guy told us we could start our order, so we did.  After the first item, he said \"hold on, I was doing something.\"  Well, yeah...that is kind of the nature of the job, right?  I usually give people the benefit of the doubt but it was pretty bad.\n\nI do have to say that the food generally looks neater than other TBs, if you do get the correct food or the food at all.", "business_id": "rgyvl8tNVAony634_9vFdQ", "stars": 2, "date": "2014-09-07", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "6pe8xLncmf2F35Lh0olr4w", "review_id": "z7Sh1qDd_euQDnvbnQ9Pzg", "text": "Willy Bike Works has bailed me out with an urgent bike repair on more than one occasion, and I've never had a bad experience with their staff. In fact, they've not charged me for labor on some minor repairs on several occasions. Conveniently located right next to the Southwest Bike Trail on East Wash. For minor fixes, they'll usually do the work right away while you're waiting. Frequently have good sales on merchandise, and a great selection of mountain and road bikes for sale.", "business_id": "sqWMSOlxpGniLqMzXmfBZQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-09-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "oSA746-4MCJpWorJkzxqpQ", "review_id": "gXMBMK0oQg1FlOalbKtcTw", "text": "Not much remarkable can be said about BBB as a chain. This location always feels a little cramped, but then most of their locations do. It's fine for what it offers, nothing amazing, but nothing bad either. Lots of homegoods of the mid- to up-market variety and gobs of kitchen gadgets.", "business_id": "05wYcQouBrRjxC4tqq1cug", "stars": 3, "date": "2012-10-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "RvweNJFVkR3ttkWsIBy7nQ", "review_id": "AH-PIHAcnWpfUSpJ0y2JfQ", "text": "I have mixed emotions about BBB. I like it. They have a decent selection. Their prices are ok. However, the service is great. Ask for Stephan when you need anything. Honestly, this is the best service I have received in a quite a while. And I mean out of everywhere I have been. It is not just on one visit, it is a continual thing.\n\nHe makes me feel like my business matters. As long as they have Stephan and people like him, I will keep coming back.", "business_id": "05wYcQouBrRjxC4tqq1cug", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-11-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "IYylj_zqL7rnODqET1AB8g", "review_id": "5ipslf49A7nfKvyL2c_Fdw", "text": "love their special biscuit, soft and delicious. the seafood is fresh and nice. endless shrimp is a great choice.", "business_id": "v5a-Mj4eO1E--HmgwEWo7A", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-09-06", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "iVIG4Sg5X-DmvPNNoORNHg", "review_id": "znSoi83UsjTXquStrnQwaA", "text": "We stopped here for dinner one night coming home from the Wisconsin Dells. There was no wait. We were seated immediately. We had 3 adults and 1 child in our party. The server was amazing. I think she was one of the best servers we have ever had in a restaurant. We all had different drinks which were kept full. Our cheddar biscuit basket was kept full. Everyone knows Red Lobster has the best cheddar biscuits. We all ordered different entrees. They were all brought out hot and were delicious. The manager stopped by to check on us. It was overall the best Red Lobster experience we have ever had.", "business_id": "v5a-Mj4eO1E--HmgwEWo7A", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-09-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "-4XngkRlxU_E1XFhclDHww", "review_id": "HQ_7tHPB73Oh0WEaXz2u-A", "text": "I tried this place many years ago and said I would not be coming back. Yes it is a chain and usually chain places are not great but they're also not horrible. I tried it again recently since the hubby had never been there. We've just decided that we are never going back. everything was drenched in butter. Why did it take 45 minutes for our food to get there? I was so thirsty by the end of the evening because everything was so salty. Even the cooks messed up the steak order at the table next to us. This must be their way of making money on drinks. Save yourself the trip, if you're paying this much for mediocre seafood, might as well try a nicer place downtown.", "business_id": "v5a-Mj4eO1E--HmgwEWo7A", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-10-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "ie6pO3q0pnJWSTBvlU9zJA", "review_id": "KTEa5E9APz8wvp3yxIcJ0g", "text": "Went there for their all you can eat shrimp promotion.  Glad we made a reservation, as they were packed at 6:30 p.m. on Sat.  We were seated promptly.  Waitress was great.  When she delivered one order of shrimp to all, she took order for the next round as they are made fresh.  Cheesey biscuits are delish.  You get a smaller portion of smaller shrimp each time, but that's fine.  Get a good variety of recipes, garlic scampi, coconut, fried and alfredo.  Last year they had sriracha which were good too.  Good sides too, I had fresh green beans.  Even though it was busy, waitresses handled all of her tables well.", "business_id": "v5a-Mj4eO1E--HmgwEWo7A", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-11-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "6H3X_SUEDjPTEvB4KDwsvg", "review_id": "xVZ24JdW7TDrGvJU-B5FpQ", "text": "The biscuits. Seriously!  That's why I come. The rest of the food is pretty good too but nothing beats the biscuits. As far as the rest of the food,  tried something new and got the lobster artichoke dip. It was really good however the chips were extremely salty. I got the caesar side salad. Good but a little heavy on the dressing. Then came the ultimate feast. I wasn't really hungry at this point but leftover seafood isn't great. The shrimp, lobster and crab were great. I didn't try the rice and I only ate a couple of fries which were also very salty. As far as the service it was pretty good. Took a little long to be greeted and get our waters but it wasn't horrible.", "business_id": "v5a-Mj4eO1E--HmgwEWo7A", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-11-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "DLmoYnzCUz1Z0EnJT1NPqQ", "review_id": "AuLOcOCA1TI8u4qPA5dZ4w", "text": "Had a men's dress shirt laundered here and they got the sweat stains out really well. Also dry cleaned a cashmere sweater and was satisfied with the quality ($2.25 to get a men's shirt laundered and $6.25 to dry clean the sweater). A button fell off my shorts and they sewed it back on (although they used a different button) for less than $2. They did the repair in about an hour. Very friendly service and quick turnaround.", "business_id": "01gRLh9-kr_ZYABrGwNxpg", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-09-11", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "L9Xt9BrAM2KJWFJCiSm_cw", "review_id": "54TZlXhAbmT6ScjVzNbPpQ", "text": "We used Block Cleaners during a longer than average stay in Madison, Wisconsin, & I want to say that we were thoroughly satisfied & impressed.  I know it sounds weird to be impressed by a laundry business, but we were.  My husband had had major surgery in Madison, & Block picked up the laundry at our hotel, washed & dried & folded it, and returned it to the hotel promptly in nice, brand-new bags that were sealed & then covered in new plastic bags to make sure they stayed extra fresh, all for a very reasonable price.  \n\nWe talked with Kevin at Block, and he was the nicest person, asking after my husband's recovery & wishing him well.\n\nWhile laundry is far from a glamorous subject, the reality is that travelers occasionally need their clothes cleaned!  Block Cleaners operates the way businesses should operate, doing what they say they'll do, pleasantly, promptly & thoroughly.  It's a model of business you probably thought didn't exist anymore, but it does, at least at Block.\n\nKudos to nice people running a good business & caring about their customers! \n\nAnd many thanks to Kevin, who is at the very least a great manager and a very nice human being! (I don't know if he owns the business).", "business_id": "01gRLh9-kr_ZYABrGwNxpg", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-10-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "oXUNp_ozKepg1Ni9Tp-HXA", "review_id": "KAkuG8QkKACZCiU4XGM3Gw", "text": "Oh dear, you guys..... Block is just awful! Horrible in fact! So very, very bad!!!! I won't be back. No matter what.The severe lack of customer service and horrendously rude attitude were enough to send me running in the other direction. It was actually shocking. So yeah, avoid them. Always. You'll be glad you did.", "business_id": "01gRLh9-kr_ZYABrGwNxpg", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-10-28", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "xcuxY7TjWZtF5XqGYvEBVQ", "review_id": "7lhDJSLpsIWrQdhayh4vGQ", "text": "I came through this dive while pub-crawling amongst friends. As we lined up at the bar to order beers and grub -- the bartender's muttering under her breath \"oh shit.\" should have tipped us off to the piss poor service that awaited us. Apparently they're not accustomed to seeing a group of ~12 people waltz in this dump. Go fig'. Mind you, we were very accommodating, and considerate of the surprise rush we created. However, when they served our table separately and completely forgot my food, I was forced to demand a refund. They're lucky I wasn't a complete a**hole and demanded the portion of the tip that I already paid toward my food order.\n\nSure, if you're looking for a very lonely dive all to yourself and a /few/ friends, this might be your place. But for us, it was a complete and utter disaster.\n\nOh, did I mention the incessant flies throughout the establishment? Yeah, not cool.", "business_id": "HTplzElel_F_U_qhWuDKdg", "stars": 1, "date": "2008-09-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "oFhtzLhXS1iENWoBMdWk4w", "review_id": "buQ1zqYl8Bl75BE3yquHbw", "text": "I've been frequenting Dexter's quite often over the past few months (to the tune of around twice per week) and am happy to report that every visit has been absolutely STELLAR.\n\nThere's the obviously excellent beer selection - it's constantly rotating, and it always tastes fresh and wonderful.  The staff really know their beer - if you ever have a question, don't hesitate to ask because they will offer a sample, suggestions, and plenty of information.\n\nThe food has been incredible with every visit.  Sure bets: the hummus platter (wow, that IPA hummus is unreal), the waffle fries, any of the burgers, most of the specials, and of course, the fish fry.\n\nI've had several burgers (The Abbey (with tomato garlic sauce), the Defibrillator (onions, ham, bacon, egg, cheese), and the Patty Melt) - each was delicious, and they cook them exactly to order.\n\nI've had the Santa Fe Chicken salad - wow, those roasted veggies are great.  The soups have also been excellent - I recently had the spicy vegetable and the chili; the chili features a spice that slowly crescendos - by the end of the cup, you're feeling a little of that capsaicin love.\n\nI've had several specials, including a turkey melt and a loaded ham and cheese.\n\nAnd of course, I've had the fish fry several more times and am PLEASED to report that it remains excellent.  The hearty, perfectly applied batter and the flaky fresh cod is among Madison's best.  I will be updating my fish fry review with new pictures and details in the near future.\n\nService has markedly improved - the staff is fast, friendly, and as mentioned, super helpful.  I really enjoy their company - it's great to drop by and sit at the bar or to grab a table and chill for a while.\n\nUPDATE: Dexters = MAJOR WIN\n\nFood = 4.75 stars.  Really great, really consistent\nService = 4.75 stars. Fast, helpful, attentive\nValue = 4.5 stars. Quality is there, so the prices are worth it\nMISC = 5 stars.  Great vibe, great crew, good jukebox - love it\n\n\nSummary: \nI now live about 25 miles from Dexter's, and I don't hesitate to make the drive.  If someone asks, \"feel like grabbing a bite tonight?\" I'm always happy to recommend Dexter's, even if it means a 30+ minute ride.  It's that good.", "business_id": "HTplzElel_F_U_qhWuDKdg", "stars": 5, "date": "2011-09-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "eQqLTnj3LAds0ublmGDLhQ", "review_id": "TGHXFpCALfQ6JC8uJbJaFA", "text": "I love their friday night fish fry . The price is right and great bluegil and perch. I have to keep going back there. love it! I defeintely recommend fish or even sandwiches, burger. Oh, don't forget their greasy chili gralic fries :)", "business_id": "HTplzElel_F_U_qhWuDKdg", "stars": 4, "date": "2011-09-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "4GYlYNPsfFx6HdPZ-DF6cQ", "review_id": "jn2_y2qvc5hlbiujym6D9Q", "text": "I frequent this place because it's close to where I live, and I do team trivia on Wednesdays.  The beer selection is both expansive and fresh (they open new taps frequently), and the food is excellent bar-food fare with some healthy salad-type options.  But hey, you're there for bar food, right?  The burgers are yummy (you can sub in chicken or black bean), the fries and rings are tasty.  I've heard good things about the pizza, but haven't tried it.  There are lots of TVs, so if you care to watch some sports it's a great place to do so.\n\nThe servers are very nice, but on busy nights they can be super slammed and stretched thin, so you may have to wait several minutes for service.  The kitchen isn't all that large and they actually cook food to order, so do plan to wait a bit for your meal.  In fact, that's the only down-side I can think of about this place - the service can sometimes be slow.\n\nIf you're not into trivia, I suggest that you avoid Tuesday and Wednesday nights after 8:00 PM or so, because that's when the trivia crowd is there and the place is packed to the gills.", "business_id": "HTplzElel_F_U_qhWuDKdg", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-09-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "IhNL5RS_hEdmBvA0O468ZQ", "review_id": "HfSyuV_-mGOS3JLfnYrHEA", "text": "**Don't pass up the garlic chile fries!**\n\nI love the tap beer selection and all of the entrees we've tried have been great!", "business_id": "HTplzElel_F_U_qhWuDKdg", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-09-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 4, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "oFhtzLhXS1iENWoBMdWk4w", "review_id": "kpYuralnNSWsf9z_X2W4Bg", "text": "I'm not sure what happened to Dexter's fish fry, but wow - it seems like it's on a downward spiral, which is unfortunate, because it used to be one of my very favorites.\n\nI've revisited this fish fry three times this year, and each time has been underwhelming - I'm not sure if they've switched fish suppliers or what, but I've got serious reservations about returning for the fish fry.\n\nWe arrived last night (9/21) at around 8:30pm, and the place was packed to the gills.  As luck would have it, a table opened up near the bar, so we snagged it and decided to eat in the bar area.  An extremely helpful waitress immediately took our drink and appetizer orders; we browsed the menu until she returned.\n\nWith drinks in hand and the appetizer (IPA hummus plate) underway, she regrettably informed us they had run out of cod.  We opted for 2 plates of the lake perch and 1 plate of the walleye instead (I was dining with a couple of friends).\n\nThe service was excellent; she regularly checked on us, refilled drinks, and kept us in the loop the entire night.  5-stars for service.\n\nThe fish arrived and it was swimming in grease.  Gone was the excellent batter that I had experienced in the past; the perch was rubbery and extreeeeeeemely fishy tasting.  The walleye was equally greasy, over-battered, and also very fishy tasting.\n\nI love fish, and my friends are huge fishermen - they take trips to Canada, the boundary waters, and all sorts of other places to fish.  But even they agreed that the fish didn't taste like it should - one barely finished his smallish plate of perch; the other left at least half of the walleye.  I felt especially terrible when they asked me why I felt the fish was so good here... :-(\n\nThe rest of their food remains superb, especially the IPA hummus.  I'm certain you won't find a better hummus in the area.  I would also recommend the habanero shrimp and any of their burgers - they're excellent.\n\nOur check arrived; we settled-up and left, disappointed by the fish.  It's a shame, because I like Nick, and I really like the crew here, but something is amiss...\n\n:-(", "business_id": "HTplzElel_F_U_qhWuDKdg", "stars": 2, "date": "2012-09-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ISwiZNOXrgxlLfVZsGBUww", "review_id": "ZKEGYvuc3KI4xv06nxlDrA", "text": "9/27/13 My wife and I stopped in for lunch.  Their catfish po'boy is even more awesome because their bread improved!  They have many great reasons to stop in, but if you haven't tried Central Waters Hop Rise Session Ale or Central Waters Satin Solstice Imperial Stout grab a seat and imbibe!", "business_id": "HTplzElel_F_U_qhWuDKdg", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-09-27", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ctUXQhR7kEKa4p1HvrbBOA", "review_id": "Lc70cL5Ol84cWV4G6Wxizw", "text": "The food is great and the craft beers are even better. The staff is very friendly but I docked them two whole stars because the service is very untimely. You will often spend time waiting for what you want, and if you are in a large group prepare to be there a long time.", "business_id": "HTplzElel_F_U_qhWuDKdg", "stars": 3, "date": "2013-10-07", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 6, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "lC0KGXmIhyjzghBUlVnkhQ", "review_id": "TUwgTzsdeXLsMthwB_WYIA", "text": "How hard is it to franchise a Portillo's? \nYou know, the Chicago hot dog, beef world famous chocolate cake shake chain? \nIt's a question that's been running through my mind since moving to Madison where I have had no luck finding an authentic Chicago style Italian beef sandwich. Until Lydia dished that Dexter's is way more than a hip hangout for trivia. (And she was right.)\nThey have THE BEST Italian beef sandwich I've found in the 608 and pretty darn near close to Portillo's. Only thing that's slightly off from the hundreds of sandwiches I swallowed back in the windy city - the bread. But that's not enough to make me never want to order it again... in fact I'm thinking about going there tomorrow. The atmosphere leans more neighborhood dive which might not make you say, \"let me see a menu,\" but do! Because there's a solid selection of typical bar fair kicked up a notch and healthier alternatives too if you're not a fan of fried. The craft beer selection is solid and changes often... so often that they designed an app for smartphones so you keep track of what's what! THEY HAVE AN APP! And while I didn't partake, I hear housemade desserts are pretty rad. I'm ok going back to try one, it means I can get another sandwich.", "business_id": "HTplzElel_F_U_qhWuDKdg", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-10-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 2, "useful": 0, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "ioXKyCf3iJBbYqpPlLbj4w", "review_id": "P-JEVPbZqSDVwmRBMQuoVg", "text": "I don't live quiiiiite close enough for this to be MY neighborhood bar, but it meets all the requirements: laid-back atmosphere, great food, and seriouslygreatcraftbeerlist. Their beers are all of the cant-pick-up-at-the-gas-station variety and it's worth coming by just for that--the menu diversity is the cherry on top of my craft beer float.", "business_id": "HTplzElel_F_U_qhWuDKdg", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-11-18", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "NKW8eK5jDWmtXoU-IMngXg", "review_id": "x6n5EZdHUkfxXJiyOg5pag", "text": "Decided to give this place a try for the friday fish. My husband had the blue gill, was surprised by the very small portion.  Fish was good though. I tried the shrimp poor boy. The bread was old and not toasted, but the shrimp was cooked well. But the beer was excellent.  They have quite a few to chose from.", "business_id": "HTplzElel_F_U_qhWuDKdg", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-09-05", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "p9qRsR26m_H6kUbtqX_BJQ", "review_id": "ro-mp4hQyItIXrzHZMNKOQ", "text": "Love this place.  Easy to feel like a local. Unbelievable how much great food comes out of such a small kitchen. And the beers are always an attraction. Some of the best craft beers in the country on tap. Nick the owner has a great knack for putting some great beers on tap.  One of our favorites. You'll never be disappointed.  The wait is long on Friday nights for fish, but worth the wait.", "business_id": "HTplzElel_F_U_qhWuDKdg", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-10-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "TbrTV-oYi-jYXMgAWZoEQg", "review_id": "COPepEMklbTZ6xPwnd-GHQ", "text": "A bit troubling - they were out of the 1st four things I ordered. This said the chili was serviceable. The BBLT - Brisket, Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato was really good. It came with a generous portion of house made slow cooked brisket and thick slabs of bacon with a spicy mayo. \n\nThere's a bid selection of craft beers and ciders on tap, as well as a healthy bottled beer selection. Overall a decent experience. But come on if you are out if all the specials take'em down Brother. It's a bit frustration when you are out of half your menu and all of your specials.", "business_id": "HTplzElel_F_U_qhWuDKdg", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-10-28", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "RhKfRl8Kc36TixK4bb_ICg", "review_id": "mSuwet9hkrxlBo3RPH9VAw", "text": "Went for lunch had the fish fry. Really bad over cooked just bad. Will not ever go back", "business_id": "HTplzElel_F_U_qhWuDKdg", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-11-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "V7YRBrcAYCqnbEwx_C4wmg", "review_id": "S8zGkMwKdv03ufDTGA3ZnA", "text": "Great selection of beers!  I am gluten intolerant, so I sadly can't enjoy those anymore, but they have a good selection of good ciders too.  Sadly no gluten-free beers anymore, apparently the demand wasn't high enough.  Fun place to watch football.", "business_id": "HTplzElel_F_U_qhWuDKdg", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-10-05", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "16fUoxbABxFICJuVNxvI1g", "review_id": "kwUuS6t-LRyMqDJkU54i1g", "text": "Really is the best fish fry. Try their pretzel the stone mustard and cheese dipping sauces are a must!!!", "business_id": "HTplzElel_F_U_qhWuDKdg", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-11-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "StCV2TbWOuHlvHqKmDdmDQ", "review_id": "FBHtNmgONX3gcl9OvXg7Uw", "text": "I like the East town location. Good food, love the ability to eat on the patio.", "business_id": "0oQFFOdPZycIBmGkoBrlbg", "stars": 3, "date": "2009-09-04", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "QCg5CRze-wwMO5HerI9dYg", "review_id": "uvJNfvnto-XA4COqhhM-pw", "text": "Location is a lot different than the downtown one, crazy busy around the lunch hour...but the food...oh the food!  There is nothing like the indo peanut.  It may not be authentic, but it is delicious, for sure.  Worth a stop - be extra nice to the staff, they are awesome.", "business_id": "0oQFFOdPZycIBmGkoBrlbg", "stars": 4, "date": "2009-10-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "XE-EtNY1ogC6XdLYhYVVFQ", "review_id": "pmXg0oXrtHVcAd3BLR2G3g", "text": "Always a family favorite!  Tastes great, cheap, and filling!", "business_id": "0oQFFOdPZycIBmGkoBrlbg", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-10-27", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "HiR1jmB_mzXmSmHmBs8UzQ", "review_id": "bR_9sxGanpQ5i6f2XiHptQ", "text": "Food is always great tasting and ready in no time! Also they have a great variety of pastas and sandwiches.  Can't say enough about how awesome this place is!", "business_id": "0oQFFOdPZycIBmGkoBrlbg", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-09-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "7e3zkM7HMHW8WMQWHcd6hQ", "review_id": "4jz0S6-ICKw8E0KtclwDSQ", "text": "Today was the second time I have placed an order online, shown up and been made to wait 15 minutes plus for my order to find out it had been sitting their ready the whole time. I had to ask one of the employees behind the counter if the bag waiting on the back table was my order as I had been standing there for 15 minutes. He wasn't doing anything and it was not busy by any means. I was the only person standing there waiting for my food. There were several other employees that looked at the bag and said nothing. Terrible customer service! We will not be back!", "business_id": "0oQFFOdPZycIBmGkoBrlbg", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-09-29", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "HYLbflVtCoQSnoZsRCwOPw", "review_id": "tZfEqb2db5tWilFi0ry63Q", "text": "I really like Noodles and Company. It's typically very reliable, great for families, and an affordable meal...Except when they miss the mark.  In this case, because the East Madison N&C is the only one near the area, they were very busy and we completely incapable of keeping up with quality and service. My family and I went to there on a late Saturday afternoon. They were unusually busy with not many seats available, but because line was shorter, we took a risk and ordered the regular Mac & Cheese, Pad Thai with Tofu, Japanese Pan Noodles with Chicken, Asian Salad and a couple of those amazing Rice Crispy Treats.\n\nFOOD TASTE/QUALITY: After waiting an understandably long time, we were quite taken back with the lack of attention given to most of our meals. First, let's start with the ridiculously large bowls in comparison to the portions. The food was literally dwarfed in the bowl. Not sure who made this decision, but it was a bad one. The Mac and Cheese worked and was on-the-spot (pretty standard for them); the Japanese Pan noodles had one small piece of broccoli and -- oddly -- other random noodles (see pics); Pad Thai was sporting burnt tofu, and the salad was missing several ingredients, including crispy noodles. The overall taste was fine, but the quality and details were way, way of the mark. \n\nPRESENTATION: As mentioned, the presentation was grossly off. Huge bowls, wrong ingredients, and little attention to detail. \n\nPORTION: We did not go away hungry (thanks in large part to the Rice Crispy treats), but the portions were very hard to gauge because the presentation was so off. I actually had to ask them if it was the kid sized portion or the regular, because we literally could not tell the difference in the gargantuan bowls. \n\nPRICES: Regular Japanese Pan Noodle with Chicken is $8.84 with tax; Mac and Cheese is $6.11 with tax; Pad Thai with Tofu is $8.63 with tax, Chinese Salad was $6.01 after tax; and those Crispy treats are a buck eighty-nine each. Typically, I don't have a huge issue with their prices, as the food quality makes it worth the price. However, in this case, $40-$50 for mediocre food made it a bit hard to swallow. \n\nDINING EXPERIENCE: As mentioned, it was really busy and the employees were doing what they could to keep up. But, this was a management problem. They did not have enough people working to handle the amount of customers there, and the capacity of the location was certainly maxed out. When we questioned the staff about the portions and missing parts, they didn't re-make it (the right answer), but brought us out the missing parts one-by-one: steamed broccoli, crispy noodles, tofu, etc. \n\nFINAL NOTES/IMPRESSIONS (2.5 to 3 stars): As I said, I have expectations of N&C and typically like their food and atmosphere. The Madison East Towne Boulevard location did not meet the expectation. While I like the company, as a whole, this location brought the reputation down a notch.", "business_id": "0oQFFOdPZycIBmGkoBrlbg", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-11-05", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "yB5lUbZGnQVHnQVi7ikfIw", "review_id": "m2SsWG_1f9Rau5IMJlUzeg", "text": "I needed to send a floral gift on fairly short notice. I was able to quickly navigate through the order process in my smartphone and the prices were very fair. \n\nBut SERVICE is what really makes Rose Cottage stand out. They called me within minutes I my order to let me know that I had just missed the 2pm cut-off for same day local delivery. All the regular drivers were already out on deliveries. I assured the person that the recipient was at home and that the next day wouldn't work, so she volunteered to drive the order herself. She really helped me make someones's day a lot better. Rose Cottage is my go to florist now.", "business_id": "QXpD1bSjcp-nuXm9MHMoKA", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-11-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 3, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "m0QgshhQmopzVQx5fyhXKw", "review_id": "13QfGz6u43DNRZDfF3lVow", "text": "I ordered from here last week, wanted to stay local, and saw that they offer free delivery! I picked the bouquet that was listed for $39. it was pretty looking, purple flowers with bright orange roses. I ordered and they were delivered same day which was awesome. a couple issues, I had received an email that the flowers were delivered when they actually weren't - they were delivered a few hours later. Since I had received the delivery message, I called a couple hours later to inquire about it. The woman said that she couldn't get a hold of the driver and she would call me back. She never called back. Flowers were thankfully delivered and the recipient loved them :) the bouquet was a little smaller than I imagined it would be, customer service needs some improvement but I'd order again.", "business_id": "QXpD1bSjcp-nuXm9MHMoKA", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-09-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "g_xcY1Cxyzv28cF0XotBNw", "review_id": "1fOa_6vw7ILskCXBjXhASQ", "text": "Serves its purpose but nothing special. The location is across from a mall which makes it a good location to get food. To get to downtown is a $15 cab ride or perhaps a lengthy wait for a bus so keep in mind.\n\nRooms are basic but clean, and the lobby is spacious and modernized. The service is standard and more or less helpful. If you can get a good rate and dont need to be in downtown, this place will serve its purpose. \n\nBreakfast is $10 and is standard expanded breakfast. No live cooks though.", "business_id": "Hh5lyZtOrS5LKk4YCgj8Kw", "stars": 3, "date": "2009-09-06", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "RxD8XEw5do9-2ue0NBi9vw", "review_id": "Gft7JO7_ZnhXOineScDcxw", "text": "They have a nice beer selection in the bar and cute waitresses.", "business_id": "Hh5lyZtOrS5LKk4YCgj8Kw", "stars": 3, "date": "2009-10-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "-q96KHeIh6vsMbcCPkRHrw", "review_id": "mGtQxid7In3gHntgZENb4Q", "text": "This hotel was just o.k. with many little annoying things that that just added up over the 3 night stay. \n\nAt check in the attendant could not find our reservation as it was entered with the wrong check in date in the hotel's computer system. This problem haunted us our entire stay. We were expressed checked out on Monday even though we were scheduled to leave on Tuesday. Then on Tuesday the new bill showed a no show charge for that wrong check in date.\n\nThe 2nd morning we could not make coffee in the room as the coffee maker was missing the carafe, and the swing arm that holds the carafe.\n\nOur own utensil (spoon) was missing and never returned. \n\nThe lobby was always very cold and when I noted that to the front desk person,she showed me the space heater she brought in for her use. (It's 80 degrees outside.)\n\nSunday night at 9 P.M. our party of four ordered dinner of sandwiches and salads at Growlers Restaurant off the main lobby. Our order took about 40 minutes even though most of the other patrons were only drinking.\n\nWe used the workout room. The bicycle was old and in need of repair. The facility is limited.\n\nA lamp in the room was missing a light bulb the entire stay.\n\nThe tub for the shower is very slippery.\n\nI give this a 3 because the room was large and comfortable and we slept well,\nand our complaints overall were annoying but minor in nature.\n\nWe were at this hotel because this is where our event in Madison sent us.\n\nWe will not stay here again.", "business_id": "Hh5lyZtOrS5LKk4YCgj8Kw", "stars": 3, "date": "2012-09-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "Y3xuG59-ADLWDBaQQQIDKw", "review_id": "d7iUPf22MtlYjHUjX47y1w", "text": "We found the staff at the Crowne Plaza-East hotel to be superb. My partner and I got married the weekend of September 22nd, and we had our wedding rehearsal dinner at the Crowne Plaza. The event coordinator, Brianne, is excellent and should be commended for such an amazing job. She was an absolute pleasure to work with. As a same-sex couple, we had absolutely no problem feeling comfortable and accepted at this hotel. Everyone was extremely respectful and friendly. Communication with hotel staff and their willingness to work with us was fantastic. We also stayed in an Executive King Room for the weekend and got dressed for our wedding in the room. Although we may have preferred a bit more space, we found the room to be clean and comfortable and we thoroughly enjoyed our stay. We were given permission for our puppy to stay with us as well - the fact that the Crowne Plaza is dog-friendly was much appreciated! Our only issue the entire stay was that our tub didn't drain properly (we didn't have time during the wedding chaos to ask for this to be fixed, but we are confident it would be have been done immediately). This was minor compared to the excellent customer service, comfortable accommodations and great location for east Madison events. We had some of our wedding guests join us in the hotel lobby/bar after our reception, and we were very pleased with our stay. A huge thank you to the hotel staff for helping to make our wedding weekend such a stress-free one!", "business_id": "Hh5lyZtOrS5LKk4YCgj8Kw", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-10-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "tXVyh9dFMGhJ-PpYVnptXw", "review_id": "zE6X32Mq5SXqmJb__YuYKA", "text": "I've never stayed at a hotel that charged me BEFORE I even checked in.  Then charged my card again after I asked them not to (I'd be paying in cash) because I couldn't avoid another over draft fee.  If I ran out the door and tried to stiff them, yeah, by all means, you have my card on file.  But charge me TWICE before I even attempted to check out?   I've never been to a hotel this sketch.", "business_id": "Hh5lyZtOrS5LKk4YCgj8Kw", "stars": 2, "date": "2013-09-29", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "p5esRZk_c9vC6zXdtmvyMQ", "review_id": "NTVdliJVusaSs2Z_1FQaTQ", "text": "The room had big stains on carpet. The free wifi was completely unreliable and cut off every five to seven minutes.  The tub drain did not work and couldn't be a new issue. This was better than the first room in which they tried to put me which smelled like there was a sewage issue. I told them the room smelled unfortunate and that I had a cold, so it must be bad. They did move me without a problem.  The service was good other than the fact that the early morning guy couldn't be bothered to get off the phone even for a second. Stay elsewhere if you have a choice.", "business_id": "Hh5lyZtOrS5LKk4YCgj8Kw", "stars": 2, "date": "2014-09-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "0qj650BddgBZBOgD6cWQMw", "review_id": "N2LQPHOZiSYKolo5vkiAMw", "text": "Awful.  Simply awful.  Old, needs remodeling.  Air didn't work correctly in the bedroom area.  Rooms smelled.  Will never stay there again.  Lights weren't even plugged in.  Really disappointed.  Was expensive as it was homecoming weekend in Madison.", "business_id": "Hh5lyZtOrS5LKk4YCgj8Kw", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-10-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "RqPFfRQb9ccvSx4uURt9Bw", "review_id": "MojOqBuXAxsAqOXZdSLUsQ", "text": "Loved this hotel!  Stayed for a hockey tournament and it was perfect. Arcade and pool for the kids, nice bar and easy breakfast for mom and dad.  Bathrooms were easy to have 2-3 people sharing at once.  Nicer on the inside than looks on the outside.  Affordable for a variety of people and still nice.  Beds and linen were VERY comfortable!", "business_id": "Hh5lyZtOrS5LKk4YCgj8Kw", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-10-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ky5-rv7r3nnbnRuA_m3UZw", "review_id": "jgUpjXiTtcHxpejnS2Pufw", "text": "Not sure what all the fuss is about. Nice hotel, large clean rooms, nice gym and pool area, nice/free breakfast buffet and a great dinner bar area.\n\nOnly thing I'd change: New dinner menu and my sink drained slow. My dinner was actually really good but I'd add some additional selections. Not enough to dock a point.\n\nAnd did I mention the excellent staff??", "business_id": "Hh5lyZtOrS5LKk4YCgj8Kw", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-11-11", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "4rfi5-Kpc-aUvpkL1r4C_A", "review_id": "tJNROOO3wEEBINaBZ_v7Mw", "text": "STAY SOMEWHERE ELSE.  I am laying here now at 4:58 in the morning and the room is 80 degrees SWELTERING despite the thermostat set at 63. Apparently AC only works if light is on and you move around. Rust on the bathroom ceiling. Nonexistent fan in the bathroom. Ancient stained plastic toilet seat.  Coffee at the breakfast buffet tastes like it was out of said toilet. I stayed here hoping for something better than the Motel 6 down the road. Didn't get it. The mini-Starbucks and jacuzzi won't save a sweltering night's sleep. Ihad stayed here once several years ago when it at lest the AC worked. Never again. Wish I had checked Yelp before coming. STAY SOMEWHERE ELSE.", "business_id": "Hh5lyZtOrS5LKk4YCgj8Kw", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-11-18", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "nqs6Avj7bfyavMUHO0XVBg", "review_id": "jiE7GYkrB3d4Zb4w7I7QOA", "text": "I can finally say that I've been to the elusive Eagle's Crest in the sticks of northeast Madison. \n\nTwo days later, I am still struggling to digest the burger I consumed on Sunday morning. They don't even glamorize this real-deal burger with 16oz beef, 8 strips bacon and a think layer of melty cheese for $8. I can't even see how they make money.\n\nIs it the best burger in Madison? I don't think so. It's not very well seasoned and the massive amount of meat is hard to handle. Is it an adventure in fun townie bar that has good cocktails? Yes.", "business_id": "QdSGdvZATzejDkSs435Rdw", "stars": 3, "date": "2011-10-04", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 6, "cool": 4}, "user_id": "lC0KGXmIhyjzghBUlVnkhQ", "review_id": "e2wYVEA2l1nyI4hWpQHqKA", "text": "Klein's, Klein's, Klein's! \nI take it all back! \nMy most recent visit was simply stupendous!\n\nIt gives me great pleasure to update my previous review and let y'all know on two recent trips Klein's met and exceeded my expectations. Here are a few things I suggest to make your experience supremely successful:\n\n1. Go there with a plan. As you've read it can be overwhelming to navigate the tight aisles with a large cart and huge crowds. Do some research online, look at photos, and make a list of the things you're looking for. It's much easier to shop if you have an idea of what you want. It's sort of like buying groceries on an empty stomach. Imagine spending all day pushing a cart up and down store aisles unable to make solid decisions because of your ravenous hunger. Shopping Klein's with an empty garden or empty pots is similar. Also, tuck your cart in a corner and walk the aisles instead trying to push the cumbersome thing around. \n\n2. Go on a day that's a bit overcast. I went twice this summer just before some rain rolled in, and because the sun was tucked behind a few clouds most of the time I was there, it was much more comfortable inside. If you can, look at a weather report and shop when you know it won't be hotter than Hades. \n\n3. Don't be afraid to ask multiple people, multiple questions. And if you're not satisfied, tell them! The folks I encountered on my most recent trips wanted to steer me in a direction I wasn't interested in because it wasn't part of my plan, and eventually they guided me to plants that would help me achieve the overall look I was going for on my balcony. It was important for me to realize that certain folks will gravitate towards certain plants simply based on personal preference. I learned to say things like, \"I don't like ferns, what else will grow like a fern in an area that doesn't get a ton of sun, but isn't a fern.\"\n\n4. Take someone who knows what they're talking about. I walked the aisles with a dear friend who happens to be a master gardener and she was instrumental in telling me more about plants, what types would thrive on my balcony, and which to stay away from given the climate change and season transitioning we are experiencing this September. Maybe you don't know a master gardener but have a neighbor with a yard you envy.\n\n5. Go outside. I had no idea the selection outside was so vast. And if you don't see it, ask! \n\nI hope these tips encourage you to think about giving Klein's a try. And if you're not feeling it next time your there, give it a day or wait until the next weekend and try again. Like plants, trees and shrubs, shopping can be fickle experience depending on a number of factors.\n\nI've decided it's a-ok to make multiple trips. \nRome wasn't built in a day. \nMy balcony didn't turn into an outdoor oasis after one weekend.", "business_id": "a933ecROIB44zhzos11YTg", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-09-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "XDxvJ4phx5jyh0Wok4eqPQ", "review_id": "ywpMq9EQlQ6ILmYnf0r7Xw", "text": "Amazing!!! We have been doing business with Klein's for years and will continue! Would not dream of going elsewhere!!! Thanks for all you do, Klein's!!", "business_id": "a933ecROIB44zhzos11YTg", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-10-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "jqMa8QhylASA1HT_CG9RyQ", "review_id": "nNMxBn09Ei6AMVfdeVuQGw", "text": "Very good selection of succulents (kind of hidden away behind the cash register) and phenomenal customer service. An employee walked me through picking compatible succulents, what size pot for them and then potted them while I waited (a free service for anyone buying houseplants, as long as they have enough time/staff).", "business_id": "a933ecROIB44zhzos11YTg", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-11-07", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "oSA746-4MCJpWorJkzxqpQ", "review_id": "k-lru9SvQBeBXJ-D3Ifr3g", "text": "This Michaels is ok as a craft store, but if I have to do a giant store, I'd usually rather go to the big JoAnn's. The customer service at this store tends to be lacking. After asking for assistance with an item (I need more than were on the shelf) during a recent visit, one clerk called for someone to help me (as she was with another customer). I waited and waited and waited. No one came. The clerk finished with her other customer and then walked off. I ended up putting back the item I wanted more of and just leaving without them. \n\nI can say this that's good about this Michael's: they always have a huge selection of Martha Stewart crafting products and a great cake decor aisle as well.", "business_id": "k9KL0ClKt37VZ2E6eXs32Q", "stars": 3, "date": "2012-10-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "XE-EtNY1ogC6XdLYhYVVFQ", "review_id": "L43dnhhSiGsaLb543kXjbg", "text": "Too institutional.  Out of a can, bag, box, or freezer.  Parking is very limited.  Not a fan.", "business_id": "1YEuqVtVMHdpavzoGcUUug", "stars": 2, "date": "2012-10-27", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "wjY2kntD9UHozywG0JWDsA", "review_id": "Kz33PtecCv78ynGsaGHrZw", "text": "It's old.  It's small.  The staff was attentive.  Food showed up quick and tasted like IHOP food.", "business_id": "1YEuqVtVMHdpavzoGcUUug", "stars": 3, "date": "2012-11-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "mc09QaTJaNBPdiTCM5RNAw", "review_id": "Lp4PA2o8XzUbhKX_m1dMaQ", "text": "This is probably the worst IHOP I have ever been to in my life. The dining area is small so it isn't like they have a 100s of diners at a time, but they always have 20 or so workers working and their service is still terrible and unorganized. I went there a couple of weeks ago and when we walked in not one person said hi to us, and the lady behind the counter was on the store phone (understandable) but after she got off the phone she just walked away...another worker came up near the Counter to ring someone out & still said nothing to us. By the time the first worker had came back, 2 other families had came in after us and then started to seat them first, telling us we had a wait time of 10 minutes! I had to raise my voice to let her know we had been there first and had been waiting several minutes. I went there again 2 days ago. My friend got her food about 10 minutes before I got mine & the waiter had just walked past setting the food on the table without even asking if she needed anything else right away. She had no silverware and our waiter then disappeared for 10 minutes until he brought my food, at which point her food had gotten cold. She was able to tell him we needed silverware when he dropped off my food, but took several minutes to bring it back to the table and then did the same thing he did before-set it on the table and walked away. All my food was cold besides my eggs, and my toast was cold, hard, and only one piece had been buttered. When we told one of the waitresses we wanted to talk to a manager (because our waiter was MIA once again) the manager came over and listened to our complaints and then said \"Oh well someone ordered toast with no butter so yours had to be remade\" and then walked away. No apology, just an excuse for piss-poor service! She did end up giving us 15% off our meal but acted like they hadn't done anything wrong. I'd rather cook my own breakfast than eat here.", "business_id": "1YEuqVtVMHdpavzoGcUUug", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-10-27", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "6H3X_SUEDjPTEvB4KDwsvg", "review_id": "d1QNvKz_d82r2-XgrAH-Qg", "text": "Server was ok. Nothing special. Should have been a little more attentive as it was fairly dead in there. Today I ordered the bacon temptation omelette. I'm still not sure how I feel about the cold tomatoes on top and the cheese sauce. Overall it's ihop. Not bad prices. Kids eat free which is nice. We'll be back at some point but there are definitely better places out there to go.", "business_id": "1YEuqVtVMHdpavzoGcUUug", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-11-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "gcOym0zMHYUZ2rH8wokI6g", "review_id": "QFkNyjVsstqFLgcxeBVhuw", "text": "Ok I've gone to IHOP for years all over the country but today changed all that for me not only was the service horrible the food was less than microwave quality I will never ever go to this IHOP again. The manager should be fired as well as the entire staff. I know these are strong statements but that's how bad it was my fiance tipped only out of obligation.", "business_id": "1YEuqVtVMHdpavzoGcUUug", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-09-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "7oyi773xyoyLgJlhH28RwQ", "review_id": "wAPfy2ildtMxfPfkZ6v8rQ", "text": "Rooms are decent but loud. Internet sucks which is why I won't be back. Not a great place. Service was ok, wireless internet is unreliable.", "business_id": "jd7yAsF-T4OlI4ejkJYJrQ", "stars": 2, "date": "2011-11-05", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Pehthv-egCLA5UNMRItU_Q", "review_id": "_MflLC1_Vn27k2c3MB_7Yw", "text": "This was a clean, comfortable hotel with very friendly staff. The rooms are spacious - and quiet. The wifi - I'm guessing in response to a previous review - is now fast enough to handle streaming HD videos. Which is great, because the large CRT tv in my room's cable selection was very limited. To top things off - while they don't have a bar, you can buy bottles of beers for 2 to 2.50 at the front desk. This combined with being right by the highway and reasonable rates would warrant an easy 4 star review. \nSo - despite cheap beer, free popcorn and fast wifi - they lost the star for the abysmal 'gym'. One old treadmill and one elliptical in a tiny room. So, instead of getting my run in before I had to go to work in the morning, I logged my miles in the surrounding (very pleasant) neighborhood as the sun came up (there's a great hill and a few tiny parks that were fun to run through, large sidewalks and well marked streets). Fortunately, the runs were amazing, and the streets mostly well lit - but I would have been irate had I booked this room in the winter or if it was raining and I was stuck on the tredmill. \nSo If I'm back in Madison, I'll consider staying here again if the workout facilities are redone and expanded. If that doesn't matter to you - you really get a great room for you money here.", "business_id": "jd7yAsF-T4OlI4ejkJYJrQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2012-09-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "8ITVDdfK07owxCA1x878Vw", "review_id": "xYZrqwXQm4VCXz7-X-8yCA", "text": "A suitable East Side alternative to the mammoth Woodman's.  Quiet and unassuming, the Jenny Street Market has the butcher in town.  While the selection of grocer goods can be a bit limited, if you just need to grab some stuff for tonight's dinner or some brats for your cook-out, this should be your destination.", "business_id": "MLD-FXAHLbdiHOcyeoW-Fg", "stars": 4, "date": "2005-11-18", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 3, "cool": 3}, "user_id": "oRi4cSfHDjrpdZdaYZ6nJg", "review_id": "MnENKSBiH9_ILkt2FxQouw", "text": "i love grocery stores.  a decent place to shop for food is the mark of a town's liveability.  (believe me, i know--i lived in florida with nowhere to shop but publix.)  upon settling in the jenny spaight area, the search for groceries began.\n i have two rules:  i want to shop in my neighborhood--preferably locally owned, and i want to be able to do 90% of my food/beer buying in one place.  now certainly, being the good isthmus dweller that i am, i cherish the co-op.  problem is, i have a serious diet coke addiction, as well as a lust for some other salty, fat-laden goodies, which means that the co-op doesn't satisfy rule number 2.  \nthen, i discover jenny street market.  it is love at first sight.  a small, locally owned grocery store full of friendly faces and nifty food finds.  what more could i want?  decent array of produce? check. fine selection of cheeses?  it's wisconsin.  fage yogurts?  um-huh.  more ice cream than you can shake a stick at?  got it.  fancy crackers (i am a sucker)?  yep.  a walk-in beer cooler, complete with jackets for comfort? oh yeah.  nonni's biscotti?  yes ma'am.  and of course, diet cokes.\ni love the neighborhood grocery.  makes me feel at home.  prices are a bit higher (so i hear) than woodmans (never been) or some of the other bigger stores, but i feel good supporting local markets.  selection may not be as vast as the biggies, but the bottom line is if i can't find it at jenny's, i don't need it.", "business_id": "MLD-FXAHLbdiHOcyeoW-Fg", "stars": 5, "date": "2007-10-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 2, "useful": 5, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "Y-nr6eaHwP3HF1jV4JKDJw", "review_id": "M7CspXC2J-X1wJnOAlNMJg", "text": "I am addicted to Jenifer Street Market's fresh orange juice! Now that we no longer live on the east side, it's more of a treat than a staple in my fridge...unfortunately. \n\nI've heard that the meat counter here is wonderful. Usually, we just zip in and out with a few goodies.", "business_id": "MLD-FXAHLbdiHOcyeoW-Fg", "stars": 4, "date": "2009-11-18", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 2, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "vIekRSZRToJNiD8GTrDKLQ", "review_id": "Uylpvvsk1ikNeBlCPOfcqA", "text": "A great neighborhood grocery store. They have their own label products that are often higher quality than the better known brands. They have an excellent meat department (although the staff rarely knows much about what they are selling--kids and all--so don't ask for cooking tips). The cheese department is one of the best in the city and far surpasses the co-op down the street. Produce can be hit or miss, but they will often have what Willy St. Coop is out of (and vice-versa). Prices are definitely higher than Woodman's but so is the quality.", "business_id": "MLD-FXAHLbdiHOcyeoW-Fg", "stars": 4, "date": "2010-09-10", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "SzVMuOEV-kcDcF0E6OwwKg", "review_id": "207xr_DwxBXXZ1jqnK8xTg", "text": "I have been visiting this store since 1989.  The market has an excellent wine, beer and cheese selection.  Staff is friendly and helpful.  The butcher counter is awesome!  My only complaint is that the produce has taken a bit of a nosedive in the last couple of years...I really have to inspect veggies and fruits before purchasing, as they are often rotten.  Don't know if it's due to a change in produce staff or whatever.  I purchase my produce at the Co-op and most of my other food items at J Street.  Oh, and as somebody else has mentioned, you REALLY have to look to make certain that items aren't past their due dates.  Otherwise, you can't beat this place.  A very nice neighborhood feel.", "business_id": "MLD-FXAHLbdiHOcyeoW-Fg", "stars": 3, "date": "2011-11-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 3, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "uV8hVTLUUDb5PM2uGUSHVA", "review_id": "OohQx2OjfA5slmY5jHQGcQ", "text": "Wow, I think I found my new favorite local grocery store! \n\nA friend told me about Jenifer Street Market and said they have great prepared foods and meats. I went after work today to pick up a couple things and I loved it!\n\nJenifer St. Market has great prices on in-season produce. I bought a giant spaghetti squash for $1!!! They have a great selection of wine and beer and a lot of basic items that other small markets lack (or charge an arm and a leg for).\n \nFriendly staff. Parking is easy in the lot. Cash only!!!", "business_id": "MLD-FXAHLbdiHOcyeoW-Fg", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-10-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 4, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "lC0KGXmIhyjzghBUlVnkhQ", "review_id": "qE4kM49c3m6mYW_ATIFBOg", "text": "Awesome end of summer produce at incredible prices you guys! Get there and eye over everything upfront... nabbed some sweet pineapple and peaches on the cheap!", "business_id": "MLD-FXAHLbdiHOcyeoW-Fg", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-10-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "qsTIu0IFm5y_Iq231ytvAA", "review_id": "kNwaaGl0raJ7BdTFaWvbWA", "text": "This won't be a very helpful review because the only reason I really came here was specifically for their beer...\n\nA surprisingly good selection of beer that's entirely found inside of a walk-in daaaamn cold fridge (almost freezer) in the back corner of the store. The selection is great, the pricing is fair, and the beer (at least what I got) is fresh. I can't attest to other items in the store being expired like some reviewers are complaining about, other than that my dad got a few things from around the store and they weren't expired. Or, if they were, he didn't get sick or keel over and die from anything he got at Jenifer Street Market.\n\nIt's not a true beer store, but if you're in Madison and want beer, stop by. I knock off a star because they're cash only, and they don't have a true singles section for their beers. Bummer.", "business_id": "MLD-FXAHLbdiHOcyeoW-Fg", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-09-05", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 4, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "oFhtzLhXS1iENWoBMdWk4w", "review_id": "Y1JIMmVwVmrzwEg1SD_hSA", "text": "My jets are cooling on Jenny-Street Market... Now that I live in the neighborhood and I find myself stopping by more and more often, the shine is starting to tarnish. \n\n- Produce is taking a steady turn for the worse. Some seasonal items remain outstanding, but for the most part, most of their items leave much to be desired in terms of quality.\n\n- The layout is terrible. Nothing is in a logical place. I've probably walked 10-miles in those aisles over the course of a year while looking for items. \n\n- Crowded checkout area. Always a line. And, if I had a nickel for every person who's gone to pay only to learn it's cash only (and then go to the ATM while the line waits)... ugh. \n\n- Expensive. Case in point: Cowboy Charcoal. $9.99 for 8-lbs at Jenifer Street. $5.99 for 8-lbs at Woodmans. \n\n+ Outstanding beer cooler. I think I'll limit my shopping here to this area and be happy (minus the wait to check out).", "business_id": "MLD-FXAHLbdiHOcyeoW-Fg", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-10-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 4, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "lC0KGXmIhyjzghBUlVnkhQ", "review_id": "jL2LkYvbqUVvKdT2ZcJcIQ", "text": "Here's the thing, I just never have cash on me, and so it's unlikely I'll ever do the bulk of my shopping at Jenifer Street Market. With that said, my excitement from a year ago has dimmed due to the fact that their produce section has really taken a hit, and I find the place a bit dirty. I don't really want the place I'm buying consumable products to be dirty. Staff is helpful and I don't mind their unfortunate maroon vests (seriously what's with those) but the place has just really gone down hill and doesn't warrant using the ATM and paying insane fees.", "business_id": "MLD-FXAHLbdiHOcyeoW-Fg", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-10-27", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "br1RmMp7-em7c4hrnb6Wew", "review_id": "Zrx_TW5r1qQX9QOjmAcyBA", "text": "This place is THE BEST! Struck out at four different grocery stores looking for a Tofurkey to please the vegetarians at out thanksgiving, called the market to see if they had one in stock and they did but only a few left. Asked if they could hold one for me and they did one better and delivered it to me as I work near one of their regular delivery sites. Seriously saved my holiday!", "business_id": "MLD-FXAHLbdiHOcyeoW-Fg", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-11-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "1CSsDXtGl2Tfh9iEJBJjLw", "review_id": "J9fr5PMphe7ZBDuSH7Mv_w", "text": "Jennifer Street Market is the ultimate example of a neighborhood grocery store.  It is a short walk from my house so we go here all the time.  They have a great fresh meat counter, produce section and overall selection.  Even though the store is small you can find pretty much anything here, including a lot of local and organic options.  I have a fun time coming in because the owner is continuously adding new products (although many don't stick around) and there are often nice sales.  Prices are comparable to most larger supermarkets, cheaper in some cases.  The staff tends to be friendly as well.  This place does not take cards of any kind although there is an ATM on site and they will refund the $1 ATM charge when you purchase your groceries.  They do take checks and cash.", "business_id": "MLD-FXAHLbdiHOcyeoW-Fg", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-10-10", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "gDEo_V6QjFPp-B7rS90_Dw", "review_id": "ZHfjcGpA783zZvUSJIbbyA", "text": "My car needs some costly work done, so I took to asking friends for recommendations. A collegue pointed me to Northside. It took a while for us to schedule something because we kept playing phone tag. But everytime I left a message, Jeff returned my call within the day. His estimate for the work was a significant fraction to what I'd originally been quoted.\n\nAs long as they can fix it, I'll be taking my car there!!", "business_id": "Slv6Y4kw_wzZjbiVERII5g", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-09-04", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "oSA746-4MCJpWorJkzxqpQ", "review_id": "Cpx7eEP3tMOidHKwp_BUOw", "text": "Due to the employee giving me incorrect instructions I ended up with one copy that wasn't sized properly and was still made to pay for it. Even though the employee set the machine up wrong. While it was only 18\u00a2 or thereabouts, that's still a bit annoying. \n\n2 machines for self-service, with a full-service area too. Nothing special, but enough to handle most small copy jobs.", "business_id": "7hchHAiiUEET2eKA-unPhA", "stars": 3, "date": "2012-10-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "LkmcnJNBfnvaZk6MoE_k5w", "review_id": "5dpGrbS1a5o83gThtyic4w", "text": "This location is going out of business, so it was a bit of an atypical experience. I was running errands in the area and saw a gentleman standing on the road with an \"up to 80% off\" sign so I decided to stop in since I am in need of a laptop riser. \n\nAfter combing the store, I couldn't find any - hard to say if it was because they had sold out or just don't carry them in their usual stock. I checked out a couple of other items I could use like a bluetooth keyboard and HDMI cable, but those items have not yet hit mega-sale status. They're not bad buys (30% off if I remember correctly), but they still had many in stock so I'm willing to take a gamble on them coming down even farther in price. \n\nThe downsides were that I wasn't able to find a single staff person to ask for help finding what I was looking for  and that the registers were clogged up with people - there is no way to exit the store without walking through a register line, so I had to try to muscle my way through all the skeptical folks that seemed to think I was going to cut them in line despite not having anything in hand to purchase. Again, hard to say if this was just due to them cutting staff because the store is closing, or if it's just how things are run. I've popped into Office Max a few times over the years, and there was nothing memorable. The last time was a couple months ago when I needed a laptop case - I was able to find one that didn't seem to have a corresponding posted price tag and took it over to a register to get it scanned. No one had come by to help us, but it was also the very first shelf upon entering so we didn't really need a whole lot of assistance. \n\n*shrug* \n\nWorth stopping in if you are looking to score some deals on the cheap before they shut their doors.", "business_id": "7hchHAiiUEET2eKA-unPhA", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-10-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "RvweNJFVkR3ttkWsIBy7nQ", "review_id": "SJezewC1NE5mIUQfVztymw", "text": "If anyone reads, they are going out of business. Go there, you may have to sift but I have found some great deal!", "business_id": "7hchHAiiUEET2eKA-unPhA", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-11-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "e4e-IyxRdWBO0Ak88yyacw", "review_id": "wC11DmbJ4jSUaTdQHHzqpw", "text": "This place is huge, and has good food. Lots of different tap beers,pool tables,darts,golden tee, etc. This place can be busy if a Packers or Badgers game is on. Lots of big T.V.'s as well. I like this place during the week when its not too busy.", "business_id": "bAew9nt-tw8YGjjD64gVWQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2011-10-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "P9Clcg_-4W4OKj4R2NDfVA", "review_id": "WrJAvmSo65SRiUsY-Z2byA", "text": "This place is BIG and doesn't feel run-down like most bowling alleys I've been to. There's 30+ lanes and plenty of worn down house balls to choose from. \n\nThere's a bar attached to the bowling alley, but I haven't been in it. I can tell you that later at night, even during the weekdays, folks from the bar will spill out into the bowling alley and they get quite noisy. The distraction isn't the best thing if you're still learning.\n\nI didn't have any issues with programming our names in. There has been some issues with getting the right sized shoes. There's nothing more exciting to do on a weekend night than standing around and trying to get the attention of an employee who gave you shoes two sizes bigger than you asked for. They might be understaffed, but we always have to wait around for someone to put us down for a lane. \n\nThe prices fluctuate a lot depending on the day you go and what kind of deals they have going on. We always call ahead to see what the prices are that night. There was a deal listed on their website on the second to last time we were there but they told us it had ended and that they wouldn't honor it anymore.", "business_id": "bAew9nt-tw8YGjjD64gVWQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2013-09-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ISwiZNOXrgxlLfVZsGBUww", "review_id": "UtfExl51M6OTYrw90O6gaw", "text": "If you bowl this place is for you!  Bowl-A-Vard Lanes was the last place my Dad and I spent quality time together (mid Jul-13).  He enjoyed bowling and pool in his younger days so it was the perfect place to take him.  He was amazed and impressed with their 40 bowling lanes.  I'd have a beer and bowl a round there any day.", "business_id": "bAew9nt-tw8YGjjD64gVWQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-09-11", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "yp53x7323BR91xEnqKpOJw", "review_id": "dms1_cazTfUAiyvvjGwT1w", "text": "My husband, a friend, and myself went there for fish on black Friday. We were surprised that it was not very busy so we thought we would get service pretty quickly. We sat at a table near the salad bar and waited....and waited... and waited. We saw one server and also saw another table waiting for service as well. The waitress never once acknowledged that we were sitting there and she had to pass our table to to wait on another table. All the waitress had to do was say she would be right with us...or SOMETHING. After waiting a half hour with no word from the waitress, we got up and left. Murphy's Bar was way more accommodating.", "business_id": "bAew9nt-tw8YGjjD64gVWQ", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-11-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 3, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "oFhtzLhXS1iENWoBMdWk4w", "review_id": "wtDznbJK77i6cMoIX_ew2g", "text": "5-stars for Papa John's? Am I crazy?\n\nYes. Probably.\n\nBut it really is worth of the rating. Why?\n\n- So easy to order online; brilliantly intuitive and logical\n- The inside of the store is spotless - I've never seen it in disarray\n- Staff is friendly and efficient\n- Consistent quality; there's no hoping the pizza is as good as a previous time - it just is\n- Never greasy\n- Quite possibly the best \"well done thin crust\" pizza I've ever had in the Madison area. It holds-up without flopping over, even when piping hot, and it's always perfectly cooked, without being burned or overly charred. \n\nI'm not a fan of their commercials or PJ's personal philosophies. That said, I have yet to find a better thin crust in Madison. I'll keep looking, though.", "business_id": "7uoxZ35biPZfl8m5w2_XRA", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-09-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "4bsu8DLfDkBV84RKn6UmcA", "review_id": "VjbGDUFpCoZZsGWWes16Mg", "text": "Quality is consistent and prices are more than fair. The staff is very kind and accommodating. It's our go to Chinese carry-out. I wouldn't say it's the most authentic, but then again, it's delicious and cheap!", "business_id": "uzJ2Vefb951El2oneQI8NQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2010-09-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "tEIbIke2csoKggfohUF3kA", "review_id": "Tl3OHgRF9IU5kmd03-iWzg", "text": "Owners Lon and Wong are super (and always there, which makes it consistent). Ambiance and winter heating are lacking, but the food is always hot and good. A jewel of a place in a town with few decent Chinese restuarants....", "business_id": "uzJ2Vefb951El2oneQI8NQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2010-11-07", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "fl3z1szzUcpzuWEiy2mr3g", "review_id": "ZtojsL_qtqtitqPCnGc5jw", "text": "Excellent Ma-Po tofu, I usually do not order this because of how simple it is to make at home, but was very glad that I did. The service is always extremely good. Speaking of which, the waitress I have had both times I visited is one of the best wait staff I have had anywhere, including much pricier venues. \n\nPrices are great and everything I have tried is very well done.", "business_id": "uzJ2Vefb951El2oneQI8NQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2010-11-10", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 4, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "7zBbi9ux0WUU9LByZjCwgw", "review_id": "DfpClGSWBk8Y7Tg4FRnuNA", "text": "This place was recommended to me as some of the best Chinese food in Madison.  Totally agree!\n\nI went here for a Wednesday lunch at 2 pm and I was the only person there.  I don't mean to be stereotypical, but if you've ever walked into an empty Chinese restaurant in the mid afternoon...you're probably going to have to make your presence known by ringing a bell or yelling an awkward \"hello\" towards the kitchen.  Not in this case, I was promptly greeted and offered to sit anywhere. \n\nMy food was excellent.  Nothing daring, just general tso's chicken. Good sauce, good flavor, good consistency.   \n\nLunch doesn't get any better at $4.95 which includes an entree, rice, and soup!\n\nSummary: friendly service, awesome food, good prices.  I'll be back.", "business_id": "uzJ2Vefb951El2oneQI8NQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2011-10-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "1rxL3R-Qm1SFNZ-dF2gIeA", "review_id": "QDNwJksTjDiG_Uroq8Qr7A", "text": "I gotta say that the food from this restaurant is really good and the service is very nice. I came here and  a lady served me and she also was very attentive. Price is always good when you're student.", "business_id": "uzJ2Vefb951El2oneQI8NQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-11-29", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "WDGHEIPGtOfCXNFarC30qA", "review_id": "dzSc6HK1EmyEzY_JgLnnqw", "text": "I would not recommend Joyce for bridal alterations. First and foremost, she is not friendly at all. I put on my dress for the first time since I bought it at her store, and was so excited about it. She made me feel rushed and took away from the moment. Then, she charged me $200 for bad alterations, which I ultimately took to get fixed for $100 elsewhere.", "business_id": "smHuQzYNOkN2CHDjLG8KBA", "stars": 1, "date": "2010-09-11", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "AUwbL09alcK9SXrvTvWtkg", "review_id": "vwhdl_6RANFX65ilZ1ueTg", "text": "I have had 2 great experiences with Joyce (a rehearsal dress and my post-wedding picnic dress) and just called for an appointment for a bridesmaid dress. She does a great job and is straightforward.", "business_id": "smHuQzYNOkN2CHDjLG8KBA", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-09-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "LB4ARClL3KZ-AXLmFmJfqA", "review_id": "GmvUle7gRU6nAm0avTMlKg", "text": "Think Panera Bread with more of a coffee shop feel.", "business_id": "JPFzpR5PvZWqHXQMIZFk2w", "stars": 3, "date": "2009-11-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "x4nb0P8MigRPen66Xz08pQ", "review_id": "A_pRtz_GJhUhJsAjQQ5XKg", "text": "Healthy lunch items on the menu.  Quiches are delicious, hot, but not made to order.  Can be a little pricey on the beverage side ($3-5 for lattes, coffee, mocha, or hot chocolate).  Urban interior with cozy surroundings.  Snuggle up to the fireplace or find a table or up top counter to plug in the computer.  I like the mix of people and the free WiFi while sipping on a Hot Chai Latte.  Kiddie area outside and inside.  Patio area in summer is nice but not shaded.  Back room area is great for 10-15 people and can be reserved.", "business_id": "JPFzpR5PvZWqHXQMIZFk2w", "stars": 4, "date": "2011-11-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "2_OIo9KHuot8U6HuQ3U8Rw", "review_id": "GJec9EJ-9xfm244I7_sk_g", "text": "This place is cute, very comfortable inside and the staff is really nice :)\n\nI got a breakfast sandwich and a white chocolate mocha both were so delicious!! skip the starbucks and head over here, I would highly recommend this place!", "business_id": "JPFzpR5PvZWqHXQMIZFk2w", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-09-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "p9J617g4J_kMNrjZqraypQ", "review_id": "WOYoDCVsZ3cvD4VLIYBWqg", "text": "This place may be out by the mall, but it is one of my favorite places to write in Madison. The staff here are amazingly helpful. The coffee is fabulous (locally roasted), the food is fresh and tasty, and (even though it isnt advertised) they have Gluten-Free bread!!!! :)  They even have a separate meeting/gathering room. Love!", "business_id": "JPFzpR5PvZWqHXQMIZFk2w", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-11-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "fT-L9DABE2g3zgp1rRwJMQ", "review_id": "QPmJ4V1iS48JaLbCuZ6WSA", "text": "I don't like coffee...but I love Cool Beans!  I've been coming here for the last 4 years and still love it.  :)\n\nI usually get hot chocolate or chai tea.  When I'm really in a mood, I go for the White Cloud - highly recommend!  One of those great, highly caffeinated coffee beverages that doesn't taste like it.  The food is also very tasty.\n\nThe atmosphere is very relaxed.  The staff are always friendly and get to know their customers.  You have to check it out.", "business_id": "JPFzpR5PvZWqHXQMIZFk2w", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-11-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "c651fbIfACCBhX6mHgeDIA", "review_id": "lSY2LiRXSw64sB3ePZq0Jg", "text": "I was on the east side for the evening and saw Cool Beans. I remembered I had a coupon and decided to try them out. The staff was helpful in making my choice of drink, I got the Turtle latte. It was so amazing and the girl and the guy who were working there were friendly as could be. I will be going back! Worth checking out.", "business_id": "JPFzpR5PvZWqHXQMIZFk2w", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-11-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "IIDdfgsTEZ9h6sfJD_s74w", "review_id": "Wq6HUCJvUdjykbORHncHoA", "text": "Open at 6:30AM?  Only having one barista at opening?  Ugh.  When I first moved here 3 years ago, I frequented this place for some studying.  I love their chai.\n\nAs time went on, I would come and they were closed randomly.  When I did make it in, the service was hit or miss.  The baristas seem to be rushed.  I had made it in at 6:30 am one morning, right when they opened and I was 2nd in line.  I waited about 20 minutes for my drink, getting it after 4 other people were served.  I get it was one barista working but I really had intended to get my drink and run...not really the case that morning.\n\nOtherwise, their food is good.  A bit overpriced but there is not a lot of cafes or cute little shops in that area so they have the upper hand.  There are 3 Starbucks in a .5 miles in either direction of the place but I would prefer to support local shops over Starbucks, it is just hard to do that if they are not open or not able to serve in a timely manner.  Otherwise, I would come here when I have more studying to do when time is not an issue!", "business_id": "JPFzpR5PvZWqHXQMIZFk2w", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-10-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "8lj_cSOZp_97_d07wTrUCg", "review_id": "TT0-DoUTrIx9KVdlxEnL4g", "text": "I met a colleague here for a business meeting today. It was great! The coffee was great, well priced and served in a wonderful mug. The staff was helpful and friendly and the decor quite pleasant. The tables were spread out far enough that conversations at other tables were not intrusive and the overall volume was actually quite low for the number of people present. I will definitely return!", "business_id": "JPFzpR5PvZWqHXQMIZFk2w", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-09-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "kng9WnZK-I-fZQOj--18gg", "review_id": "4wCDi10IzvCGa9xbp8Z99w", "text": "Stopped here because it was the closest to the freeway through Madison. I prefer non-franchised coffee shops to the big chains.  Best dirty chai (red eye chai) I have ever had! The macchiatos are weird though, they put them in mini cups.", "business_id": "JPFzpR5PvZWqHXQMIZFk2w", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-09-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "AsIXiCIHH3SGzkdrBpYuKQ", "review_id": "GClwD22DixvT1hu3qWfYFg", "text": "5 Star all the way. I left a wordy review in tips, but they're top notch. The latte was amazing! Way better than some other places.", "business_id": "JPFzpR5PvZWqHXQMIZFk2w", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-10-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "ktDxq6YBiGaf8srz8ZuxpA", "review_id": "x1GB6mnH7ZSJh3kYp_cXHQ", "text": "Great atmosphere.  Nice free wireless.  Awesome coffee.  Good cobb salad.", "business_id": "JPFzpR5PvZWqHXQMIZFk2w", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-10-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "Gz6fAKjdcordacdJL4S_8A", "review_id": "3Q1Jr0RkOlSLRMwSidaJEA", "text": "One of my favorite coffee shops in Madison, I can always rely on them to be friendly, professional and to serve up delicious food!\n\nToday I enjoyed their butternut squash soup and half of a tuna melt.  Both were very tasty and the coffee was fresh and perfectly brewed.  \n\nThis coffeehouse has a large menu with fresh ingredients and their bakery counter always looks super tempting.\n\nBonus:  big two sided fireplace, cozy chairs and couch and a large children's play area.", "business_id": "JPFzpR5PvZWqHXQMIZFk2w", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-11-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "zz_GErcajHSXQt3HAedvoQ", "review_id": "Iv_oD1kQoO3oBrO7m0Reiw", "text": "Decided to check out Cool Beans since I was in the area. The atmosphere is very nice. Cozy fireplace and plenty of tables make it easy to work, as long as you don't need a fast connection. WiFi has been really slow this morning, both 5 and 2.4. \n\nFrom a food/ drink perspective, the cappuccino was good. Nice layer of foam on top but not intrusive. \n\nI cannot recommend the hot food here, which is why it is 3 stars vs 4. I ordered the custom omelet. What I received was a rubbery, square egg concoction that looked like it came out of the microwave. I only ate about half and was only able to do that cause i was really hungry. \n\nSo, come for the ambiance, come for the coffee, maybe come for the pastries, but definitely don't come for the hot food.", "business_id": "JPFzpR5PvZWqHXQMIZFk2w", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-11-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "6itqz-263KipP0RKwCkNTg", "review_id": "qiXhyGXNxQv6_VG2eoZKbQ", "text": "The bakery from the \"River Bakery\" was phenomenal, and warranted a 5 star rating on its own.  Unfortunately, the microwaved omelette that accompanied it was less deserving.   It was served \"Hot\" and topped with fresh ingredients... But the undeniable microwaved texture erased the points for presentation.  I will definitely give Cool Beans another try... And will no doubt look for a menu selection that will highlight one of the River Bakery's multi grain bread's.  The staff was very friendly and helpful.  The ambiance is warm and inviting, comfortable.  Free WiFi, a fireplace and excellent Hot Coco", "business_id": "JPFzpR5PvZWqHXQMIZFk2w", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-11-27", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "8ITVDdfK07owxCA1x878Vw", "review_id": "M6yN3EjtLxYCR58w4UCH_w", "text": "Monty's is a Madison favorite.  Breakfast all day.  Fantastic comfort food.  Friendly service.  Veggie options.  While nothing spectacular, it's consistently pretty damn tasty.  Of note: popular breakfast (expect to wait) and the Meatloaf of the Gods.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2005-11-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "tJmbxm8xHYHjFJoZRQ4ufA", "review_id": "0LfKA1x_G-QNZqwW5SBScQ", "text": "This diner offers an unexpectedly large number of vegetarian options, including a fantastic \"Sheldon\" sandwich--their veggie analog to the Rueben.  Fresh hot fries would have nudged this rating to five stars.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2006-10-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "W2BUnRMGRZjd0qvDqq4bFg", "review_id": "W8Ql5I0K7ReCwH6HG9Aqlg", "text": "Strengths: \n-easy parking\n-outdoor patio\n-vegetarian-friendly menu\n-attentive service and unending coffee refills\n-air conditioning\n-proximity to bike paths\n-lots of comfy booths\n\nWeaknesses: \n-they could only *almost* find the gluten-free menu and weren't sure what was in some of the sauces\n-the women's bathroom was about 120 degrees and stuffy\n-desert options looked non-existent for the gluten-free crowd, though I didn't look very closely\n\nIt was still a fun place to have brunch with a friend, even if I ended up drinking way too much coffee.  I had an omelette and it was fairly standard.  Apparently people say it's overpriced for Madison, though since I live in San Francisco, I'm not really one to say.  \n\nI would have happily given another point if only the staff could have found the gluten-free menu.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 3, "date": "2007-09-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "nqs6Avj7bfyavMUHO0XVBg", "review_id": "_n66DnUO1jLGeq0Itp0xCA", "text": "We went here for breakfast on a Sunday. It was very crowded, but we only had to wait 20-30 minutes. I'm not gonna lie, some of the staff seem incompetent, but they are nice in general. I am giving it 3 because:\n\n-Cool, old style, but generic diner interior\n-Reasonable prices\n-Food was decent\n-Crowd was good, chill\n-there were a good number of veg options, but not too many for us meat eaters (yum)", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 3, "date": "2007-10-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "S0WAH8ijhKjrs6cYE8mbcg", "review_id": "Lbb2RxJTn9ueoj7T1Oyxbw", "text": "It is about the most vegetarian-friendly diner I've ever known. Some things on the menu are stellar -- like the tofu wrap and the yummy waffle fries -- and others are so-so. Is suppose that, as far as \"diner\" food goes, it's better than average, but you're not really paying \"diner\" prices... \n\nThe staff always seems sort of out of it and not thrilled to interact with customers. We regularly wait long stretches to get some attention from our server once we are sat. But the faked-up old diner feels groovy and you always leave painfully full.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 3, "date": "2007-11-11", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "GEhwvEFLETXwLr_xhCnX5A", "review_id": "XiCCFwVIwyFeLoyb6sntyw", "text": "We dont live on that side of town any more but when we do go there on a Sunday, we like to stop there for lunch. And few times this summer even with gas price,we drove there for lunch.  You cant leave there without trying one of their pies or cakes. Usually,I wont have room after the regular food so I end up taking home the pie. Never been there without having to wait for 20 minute or so. But it's all worth the wait. I just wish they make the place just a little bigger or do soemthing about the noise level.  I'm a meat eatter but I tried their bean burger there and now that's all I eat there. Besides the dessert.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2008-09-10", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 3, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "UTyvIiy75U-mREUA7Y5Nog", "review_id": "tmWWruvnPibWDmx0XPsliw", "text": "Breakfast places are generally my favorite types of places to dive into in new cities simply because breakfast is my favorite meal of the day.  \n\nI'd never been to Madison before and I must say it's a lovely city.  Of course we were there in late May when the temperature was a balmy 67 with nice breezes throughout.  \n\nMonty's was good, very good, in fact.  So good that we went there 2 days in a row.  We were traveling with some vegetarians and they were able to find tasty eats on the menu as well.  \n\nThere was disappointment in their version of eggs benedict which had a mornay-type sauce that really tasted burnt.  Like burnt crap, actually.  Maybe I just don't like mornay sauce but ugh.  \n\nCoffee was good, we tried some of their desserts and enjoyed the diner atmosphere from our cozy booth.  Well done, Madison, well done.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 3, "date": "2008-09-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "1-bhSFWLp2eI1Bj8ZlG4HQ", "review_id": "orrXrK3e9uymAs0j4C2Gcw", "text": "I love the vegetarian Rueben and stuffed myself with the potato pie, but I haven't been thrilled with my breakfast experiences here.  I had the Scrambled Something or Other on the day that it happened to have asparagus in it.  I never did find any asparagus, but the eggs turned a horrendous shade of gray.  The potatoes were hardly cooked all the way through, but at least the biscuit was good.  I'm convinced the Mornay sauce is sausage gravy - I used to live in France and never had Mornay sauce like the stuff at Monty's!  Still - I give the place props for having so many vegetarian options.  It's fun to go out and have more to choose from than an iceberg lettuce salad or grilled cheese.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 3, "date": "2008-09-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "CBz3J2zFpWvwZioEv4oc6Q", "review_id": "Xw747TBYXepksY7krd6vKQ", "text": "Monty's Blue Plate Diner is one of those funny contradictions-in-terms that is a restaurant which is both good but overrated.  Overall, though, it is far and away my favorite Food Fight place and a fairly reliable spot to get a good meal.\n\nMonty's food is better than hit-or-miss but not quite consistently good.  Most of the things I've eaten there, especially the breakfast foods, have been delicious (and huge), but I've had a couple of very sub-par meals (one was so bad I literally could not eat more than a couple of bites).  The things that I ate and disliked are now off the menu, so that does say something for their ability to identify what's working and what isn't.  What I can say is that the egg-based breakfast-y menu items are almost universally good.  The \"scrambled something-or-other\" never fails to disappoint, nor does the newer Blue Plate Omelet (the one with cheddar, avocado and bacon... good lord!).  And the breakfast burrito is especially good, even without chorizo (which is how I usually order it).  As for the breakfast side items, the potatoes are just okay; the biscuits are great.  Most importantly of all, the coffee is superb (even my mother thinks so and she drinks a hell of a lot more coffee than I do).  Unfortunately, I tend to shy away from the lunch and dinner items so I can't really speak to their quality.  The pies, though, are heaven.  And it's certainly worth noting that the menu pays special attention to including veg*n options.\n\nThe atmosphere is pretty awesome.  Outdoor seating is spacious and comfy.  Indoors, the blue-topped tables are fun for making patterns with the wet bottom of your water glass.  Get a booth if you can; the tables are a bit cramped.  The waitstaff are generally friendly and attentive.\n\nThe upshot is that if you think you'll enjoy eating at a diner that's 70% greasy spoon and 30% hipster hot spot, and if you like breakfast foods and are a \"good orderer\" (you choose from menus wisely), Monty's is an excellent choice.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2009-09-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 2, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "QVYLcUNRvm5WHT3QUmVKjQ", "review_id": "w0-dINPqHndCdV_xTgTIIg", "text": "Corned beef hash, please marry me. You come with eggs, fruit, and a delicious biscuit. You are potatoey and oniony and wonderful. \n\nCoconut cream pie, you make my booty more bootylicious. Mmm.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2009-10-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "_HxOsUTJuvpedEdU_19iKQ", "review_id": "5YcIiJUOjuUphmdimxdksQ", "text": "Awesome breakfast!!! Had the \"something or other scramble\" and it was amazing, kinda like an omelette that is scrambled but with more cheese!  Breakfast also comes with a super fluffy, light biscuit and some sliced, browned potatoes. Delicious, absolutely delicious. Plus the waiter took pity on us being so hungover and gave me some aspirin, so he automatically ranks high in my book.\nThe cupcakes are a must have as well. I tried the Fat Elvis and was amazed; banana cake stuffed full of peanut butter and frosted with plenty of chocolate! Now i see why everyone loves the bakery here.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2009-10-05", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "AUvVtaSCLusTJiTpufZSwQ", "review_id": "S7ScUBfGcizYmKtzyW9TqA", "text": "I've been to Monty's at least once for every meal. The omelettes are to die for, huge in quantity unique in ingredients- highly recommend the spinach and feta. The salads are the same thing, definitely large and delicious. Last night I went for dinner and got the meatless loaf, and now I want the recipe for the cashew gravy (if my memory serves me correctly, it was cashew...) to put on EVERYTHING. Amazing shakes and malts complete the perfect comfort/diner food experience.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-09-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "6pe8xLncmf2F35Lh0olr4w", "review_id": "-RUnz7CbUCHv4rC-w1IlnQ", "text": "Monty's is obviously a popular and beloved place, judging by the number of reviews, and rightly so. Hard to beat the combination of an old-school setting and really good food. The only knock against it is the crowds, especially for weekend breakfast. But do make an effort to have breakfast there sometime - the donut French toast is fantastic. They also have great pies and desserts, and they do all the diner standards really well.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-09-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ymu-skJBNYejuqbpAYbmaw", "review_id": "o5ytZhMPxbDExvI9QuUvqQ", "text": "Oh my why didn't I review this place, like, a year ago?  \n\nWhat's not to like about Monty's.  The only bad thing (which is really a great thing) is all menu choices, especially if you're a vegetarian.  It's sort of scaled-up-diner-food-meets-comfort-food, then add a fair share healthy options.  And great prices.  And great service.  Although it's not on Willy St. it still has the same friendly neighborhood atmosphere.  \n\nSo I've been to Monty's twice, both times late morning, and was seated and served quickly.  The first visit a friend and I split the spinach and feta omelet which was great and large enough for both of us, and a third friend had the salmon hash.  After our meal Monty himself (well, not sure if it was the Real Monty, so lets say the chef) came out to ask us how our meal was.  The second visit I went with a lunch item and ordered chicken fried steak, also great and the portions were easily enough for two people.  Once again Monty came out and greeted his diners!  Ordered a piece of Fat Elvis cake to go, which is banana cake layered with peanut butter fudge icing and topped with chocolate icing. Yum!", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2010-09-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ONHodk6x_f7NMKdTilCJqA", "review_id": "Oycid7Ha_a8O3wFLT4ArTQ", "text": "The food was fantastic and the staff was extremely welcoming. The cook even came out and told a few jokes. I will return whenever I pass through Madison", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-10-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "_El9O8sv3NRPgrKKr1fIRQ", "review_id": "YKRPkpvoZLBvrSuP_0U1oQ", "text": "Yum! Monty's was absolutely adorable. After eating dinner there I can say with certainty this will become one of my new regulars. Right when I walked in I knew it would be a place I would enjoy. The atmosphere was that of an older, trendy diner and had a quick moving, upbeat, friendly staff making the atmosphere even more enjoyable. My friend got the artichoke sandwich, delicious, and I got the chicken in a pie, right from grandma's kitchen. Afterwards we ordered a red velvet cupcake which was to die for, and all for under $15. We shared great conversation and didn't feel at all rushed, our waitress was great. She made recommendations and shared jokes with us, not seeming to put up a front at all. I will be going back sooner rather than later.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-11-10", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "cNOrr2yuQ3zNCMtLAhWueg", "review_id": "-L01SIgukHsN7muVh-WaFw", "text": "In my opinion, almost all restaurants in the Madison area are bland. People may hate me for thinking it, but I don't care. There's no spice, little flavor, and it's gotten to the point where I just don't really go out, because I'm sick of wasting my money on mediocre food.\n\nIt got to the point where I thought my tastebuds were dying.\n\nEnter Monty's Blue Plate. I had the meatless loaf sammich, and it was awesome, though it tasted nothing like meatloaf. The waffle fries? delicious. The dipping sauce? Don't even think of stealing a dip. I will bite you.\n\nThere was so much I wanted. I will be back, perhaps tomorrow. I will find excuses to wander to the east side, then say \"While I'm here, I might as well hit Monty's\".\n\nAll-in-all, Monty's is making my life better. Thank you Monty's.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-11-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Hbq7RBmUFmg-zNSKRkMOnA", "review_id": "ahJv6_Pl1P3an0RXMspvhA", "text": "Yucky greasy food.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 1, "date": "2011-09-06", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 2, "useful": 3, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "f09UUBroZOmhSJlwr8-7RA", "review_id": "qx-nAmPW-UP1r8UDL6oIHA", "text": "It's a cute place.  The service was excellent. It was hard to choose from all the great-sounding items on the menu.  For the first ten minutes of my visit, I was really happy with it.  Then the food came.\n\nOhmigod, it was GROSS!  I ordered fettuchini with goat cheese, expecting a pile of noodles, some alfredo-ish sauce and cheese over the top, and maybe if I was lucky a few pine nuts or tomato bits or herbs.  Nuh-uh.\n\nIt was like somebody took a huge glob of cafeteria noodles, rolled them around in a cup of grated cheese, put a stick of butter on top and microwaved the whole mess on high for a minute.  The garlic bread was the kind of roll you'd use to make a sub sandwich dipped in some garlic butter.  My dog has deposited more appealing piles on the back lawn after gorging on leftovers.   Checking out the other tables, I doubt anything else would have been a better choice.\n\nThis is what they call comfort food--what Mom would give you to cheer you up after your Little League team lost or something.  I suppose people like this stuff because of the emotional connotations, I don't know.  My actual mom knew how to cook.  She would have called this stuff \"white food.\"  The servings are huge, except for the side salad which could have fit in a teacup.\n\nMany people love this diner.  If you're a mac-and-cheese type person, you may very well love it too.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 2, "date": "2011-09-07", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "zi_IeOTyioDcsVSJze7SBQ", "review_id": "c2notFsp9RznEJ-g8kIUbQ", "text": "Sweet potato hash is fantastic!  The tofu scramble has a bit of a spicy kick and is a great option for vegans.  In fact, their veg dishes are just plain good. Service is very friendly and their cheesecake is very creamy and delicious.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2011-09-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "IORZRljfUkedhh1SGMthTA", "review_id": "kzvQCuMv_JtBgrYli5Nxbw", "text": "Super Vegan/Vegetarian friendly, and can will accommodate any and all tastes!\n\nThe menu is pretty much impossible to choose from, since there are so many delicious items on it. I usually break down and get one of their awesome burgers. I only travel to Madison once every couple years to visit family, and I frequently think back to how yummy their Walnut veggie patties are.\nMy Grammy always orders a chocolate malt and the waffle fries (which are top-notch). She's 93, and she knows what's up.\nThis is the place to be.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2011-09-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "g0qtpa3Z5yF1P4mKuU1X8Q", "review_id": "1CwFulzCCGYwAp5o_crQ9w", "text": "One of my favorite brunch spots in Madison.  Good vegan and vegetarian options as well.  I'm a meat-eater and have had one or two of their all veggie dishes and been very impressed (I like the tofu scrambler)  Another favorite is whatever the scrambler of the day is.  Good reuben for lunch too.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2011-10-31", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "o60FTuZsKwQn3i7tffTJ6g", "review_id": "hj0x2yjxhLCesyY244Y-jg", "text": "I really loved this restaurant! Homestyle, diner food with a twist - including lots of options for vegetarians. The service was outstanding, as people beyond my primary server helped ensure that my drink was full and needs addressed.\n\nI had the Ultimate Mac, and it sure was ultimate! The best mac n' cheese I've ever had. The portion size was definitely enough for two to share. I tried not to think about the calories that I was consuming when I downed the entire bowl plus the two pieces of garlic bread that came with it.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2011-11-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 2, "useful": 2, "cool": 3}, "user_id": "SFsmpHle0R2BBe2oTz3vJw", "review_id": "Nk-Xk5WiEDT_MPDoCGDtJA", "text": "Monty's Blue Plate and the Holy Grail of Corned Beef Hash. \n\nIf I were to write nothing else, I think the previous sentence sums up my new found appreciation for the place. \n\n\"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries\" will never be uttered to an employee of Monty's. \n\nThe service was great, my coffee cup stayed full the entire meal, and the food was 'da bomb.' \n\nI'm eyeballing the Chorizo for my next visit, which will be sooner rather than later.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-09-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 4, "useful": 12, "cool": 4}, "user_id": "lC0KGXmIhyjzghBUlVnkhQ", "review_id": "unTh-vMJlrh6ON_4qhA-zA", "text": "Monty's has quickly become my \"can you\" place. What do I mean by that...\n\n\"You know your chocolate malt pie... can you turn that into a shake?\" YES\n\n\"You know the fried onions that come on the open faced meatloaf sandwich... can you put those on a burger?\" YES\n\n\"You know the biscuit that comes with some breakfast items... can I swap my diner roll for a biscuit?\" YES\n\nThe staff is extremely friendly, always up for great conversation and recently I've taken to sitting at the counter which is a blast... your meal comes with a free show!\n\nSo when I say Monty's is my \"can you\" place, I mean it's a place that doesn't mind me being a brat. And if they ever say no? That'll be ok with me. I may go once a week instead of my typical 3-4 (seriously how does that happen?) but I'll still go!", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-09-06", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "Z--cD6UD949c3vROUHwbSA", "review_id": "4jGJbqSzkqUqVJN6WWl1fg", "text": "I had attempted to go to Monty's Blue Plate Diner the last time I was in town, but it was so crowded that I was deterred and ended up at Ella's Deli for possibly the worst omelet of my life.  This time, I was determined to wait it out at Monty's for as long as it took - which ended up being only ten minutes at around 11:30 a.m. on a Sunday.  The wait was well worth every second.  My breakfast companion and I had the meatless meatloaf - a melange of carrots and other vegetables, covered in a cashew and sage gravy - and a caponata omelet, filled with a stew of perfectly-cooked, still-easily-recognizable vegetables and a pesto sauce made from basil grown out back.  Each bite of each dish was a delight.  I took home a slice of Reese's peanut butter cheesecake which I am hoping my son will find to be too rich for him because, uh huh!  That means I get to polish it off.  Can't wait to get back to Madison for another go-round at Monty's!", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-09-10", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "CLKSlbyP_NL-JS6CNCGnFA", "review_id": "XQXhy1YKhGqoRZPNZT-3_A", "text": "Always loved this place, but last time we tried it had a terrible experience.  Wanted to order fish and was told they no longer served it.  About 5 minutes later the same waitress brings out a huge fish plate for the lady next to us.  We are like \" What the HECK\" ????  Needless to say if we are not good enough to eat what anyone else gets, then we are taking our business else where.  The food that we got was not that great this time anyway.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 1, "date": "2012-09-11", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "011Ny5tOdSs_ZI_EzILaRA", "review_id": "HODyc6Q02dp83NvPPMRxIA", "text": "One of my favorite breakfast places in Madison.  The salmon hash is a dream.  And Tim bakes the best biscuits in town!", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-10-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "XE-EtNY1ogC6XdLYhYVVFQ", "review_id": "Yjax-tT_ITigIQaOJ4oRDA", "text": "NEVER had a bad meal at Blue Plate.  Great for any meal of the day.  Service always good whether you are at a table, at the counter, or outside on the patio.  Plenty of vegan and gluten free choices.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-10-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "j8WfOquRF3dXEDntot1vLA", "review_id": "ysD0TWRg0oW5U9sTP6wpoQ", "text": "I have only good things to say about Monty's! If you like unpretentious food that is filled to the brim with flavor you will also like Monty's. We had the meatloaf and chicken in a pie at our table. I think I said \"yumm\" no less than 9 times...really it couldn't be helped! The turtle cheesecake I got to go was also pretty spectacular. I appreciated the service as well. Our server was friendly and available without being overbearing. It was the perfect dinner.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-11-04", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "1Uhy0IGBZ0fzLpXD7VEpbQ", "review_id": "l4N5vZw4PlnQ0-DvLmDsPw", "text": "5 starts for being one of the few places I have ever been that has full on, decked out vegan breakfasts!  No wimpy smoothies or oatmeal here.  I'm talking tofu scramble and vegan hash.  I'm in love...", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-11-05", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 3, "cool": 4}, "user_id": "lpZtfD-vCqUER1yGKEvUPw", "review_id": "7gWH-YD4DbROQQgDUaOFhA", "text": "I can definitely see the appeal of Monty's. This delicious and clean diner serves up some tasty eats with a twist. It didn't take long for my buddy Corey D to share his love and thus I had to experience it for myself.\n\nIf you're not carrying a child, you must sample their drink menu. Looks super fantastic. Please have one for me. But beyond the cornucopia of boozy beverages lie various menus that will satisfy just about every craving. Sweet, savory, both...take your pick. \n\nDuring my visit, I sample the hash...but due to Corey's insight, I kindly asked if they could make my plate half sweet potato hash and half corned beef hash. Yes they can, and yes they did. The hash was nicely crisped and the corned beef perfectly salty. Portions were sizable without being gigantic, and honestly, I kind of appreciate that. No one needs to start their day with 6 pounds of corned beef hash. Yikes.\n\nThe sizes were just fine - I appreciate the substitution of fruit. Gotta add some healthy in your meal! My main gripe is for their biscuits. Mine was uber dry and crumbly. Bummer on the biscuit, but I'm sure I'll manage. \n\nNext time I make it up to Madison, I'd happily swing back into Monty's for another scrumptious breakfast.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-11-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "LrLcoTw3sDy7P6ZKDDGtmg", "review_id": "1DdLhEyXyt2mLfzFFZCPLA", "text": "Great desserts, great food, amazing service. Will be back soon.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-11-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "wtWwJT8wIzc2LXuUrdjc9Q", "review_id": "hAJqGjUHW_Gra0d6rGFYkQ", "text": "Blue plate omelette was delish, with avocado, pan fried potatoes and homemade biscuits. We also had the almond milk French toast. To top it off, local coffee, ground fresh with each pot! Must stop again.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-09-07", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "v_7KW52Z8r_su8v4uV98MA", "review_id": "w96XYlRBYCwlQiFH_ED6hA", "text": "I have been going here since the 90s and it has been up and down.  Some ok food, some terrible.  Once found fatty masses in my meatloaf.  Recently it has been just ok.  Inexpensive, pretty fast but low quality compared to other places on Willy street and mediocre compared to the many good options in Madison.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 2, "date": "2013-09-18", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "JeLKZeVGZgjt9T7bfeZiNA", "review_id": "fxgX7TW8KNcP_YjBlZpNeg", "text": "I had a wonderful experience at Monty's. My server was incredibly kind, attentive, and friendly. He could not have had a more pleasant demeanor. The food was also quite good, and the prices are great. I ordered the breakfast burrito and enjoyed it very much. I would definitely go back to Monty's", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-09-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "CMccjG7qlwFaPQbXyMziuw", "review_id": "7tXf7hsBnO15s9p2jEmQZw", "text": "Fabulous, just fabulous. Service is spectacular and food is beyond amazing. The wait was awhile, maybe half an hour or so but totally worth it. The breakfast burrito, salmon hash and potato and zucchini pancakes are delectable.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-09-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "j9W-EsdJz1nPTiAQyzgGfw", "review_id": "mMuJ4fAA7QyZLcLcFNr4vQ", "text": "The food was ok! Prices were reasonable. I got the almond French toast. It was simple, came with a side of fruits. Coffee was really strong and just what I needed for the morning. My boy friend got the steak hash. It was alright for the price, nothing special! Would I come back for breakfast? Nope!", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 3, "date": "2013-09-29", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "CRyOc3Njbf0jtRptTs5s2w", "review_id": "Qzi-lD1mv-rR-aXIVODB0g", "text": "It's unique diner food in a renovated old gas station. They have lots of  vegetarian options and a fantastic bakery!", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-10-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "O3mwY7iWReBQ7oTL8R4lzw", "review_id": "Q7dfrL87WmykQOdOwURKZw", "text": "I felt like a diner had been transplanted from the past, updated, and modernized. I had the artichoke sandwhich, which was great. No complaints!", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-11-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "1Zk_pHogEe2qj4_-LGeB7A", "review_id": "nWvXFvKRS2V465QibcTSJA", "text": "Meatloaf with red wine gravy and amazing mashed potatoes, followed by the best bumbleberry pie ever. Best place for comfort food. Did I mention the pie??", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-11-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "86lPnxq14I4n2STeK07FEw", "review_id": "R7xf9jc7P3G6Za3dPEdzWw", "text": "We stopped here on a road trip from Minneapolis to Chicago.  So glad we did. The meatloaf was the best ever.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-11-04", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 3, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "ETsGHcgJxldK9rlVXVB9lA", "review_id": "YLcGT27m9ILrAqR1Ru1xwg", "text": "Going to see a show or concert across the street at the Barrymore? Well, we all have to eat somewhere, why not Monty's? The first time I laid eyes on this joint, it was a few weeks ago after skipping dinner and going to Bo Burnham. I wondered if it was a bar or a restaurant, a week later, I found out that it's kind of both! It's a classic diner that happens to serve alcohol. I ordered and enjoyed the mushroom and swiss, but I came in on a mission. To order a burger. Their menu almost distracted me from my mission by offering breakfast all day. Oh, I shall return to conquer the idea of Breakfast for Dinner another time!\n\nWaffle fries! need I say more on this topic? Well, its Yelp, so yes. Just the right amount of crispy and not too many. I also managed a dessert on my first visit, that portion size of the Oat Fudge Bar was enough for me to have skipped the fries or the burger, it was huge! Sadly there were nuts mixed in (personal preference), but that didn't stop me.\n\nI didn't opt-in for a shake, but I should have. All I've learned about my visit is that I will have to make another trip before my next Barrymore concert!", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-11-04", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "YPrGskgm9mjmwz2l_7hTuQ", "review_id": "bCOLHE5uUNep-aIyqqmQ8g", "text": "Descriptive phrase: quaint, local diner.\n\nMonty's Blue Plate Diner is located in a quiet but neat part of East Madison, not far off Willy Street. It looks like an old gas station (could be), and there was a 25 minute wait for Saturday brunch when we came. There's space to sit outside, or shops nearby to wander to. Inside it's classic diner, through and through. We (4 of us) were seated at a small booth. It was cozy to say the least. \n\nKatie K. and I split a Chocolate Shake ($6) to start off. It's what you'd expect from the setting, served in a metal tin and absolutely delicious. I as good as chugged mine.\n\nI leaned toward lunch this time around and got the Roast Chicken, Bacon & Goat Cheese sandwich ($9). This dish was just missing a wow-factor (in addition to the Oxford-comma). I love goat cheese, and expected so much with it melted between two pieces of sourdough and chicken, bacon, and tomato. But none of the flavors that should've been present stood out. The salty bacon was lost in the grease of the bread. There may not have been any tomato. The chicken was bland.\n\nI loved the shake, and the sandwich was by no means bad, but there was no warm-feeling deliciousness I expected from a meal in such a diner. I'd return, but get something else.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 3, "date": "2013-11-06", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "NNM9aQXoEldTUJE-c0tuSA", "review_id": "kydRC2Rb22PGcJFJV2tLNQ", "text": "This place is AMAZING!!\nI've had the falafel wrap, Monty's Blue Plate Burger with the walnut burger and tempeh bacon and both were fabulous!!!  I had to narrow my options down to my top 6 choices before ordering... I will go back many more times so I can try everything I want to order!!\nAnd oh my gosh the pies!!  Fat Elvis (banana cake, peanut butter frosting filling and chocolate frosting) and Drumstick (Peanut butter silk pie with a fudge layer in the bottom) were both delicious!  \nThe staff is also very nice, helpful and passionate.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-11-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "n7ZDamziGqBDlJ7WDXI_mg", "review_id": "v3B-cMM9VRS6ECKPH7jcTQ", "text": "Great diner with tons of vegetarian and vegan options.   They even have the Trempeleau walnut burger!! My husband got the Elvis shake, which was beautiful and he must have liked because he gobbled it up.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-09-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "bucAFsIX4chOLptnVFpSTA", "review_id": "6nLWsPqHETb9ibcfQ2Yk4A", "text": "Monty's is amazing. Try to get breakfast at Monty's every time I'm in town. Which over the past 15 years has been a lot. Love the atmosphere, the staff, the cleanliness of the place and most importantly the food!", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-10-10", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "NhaU_pnuMQgETVQVEknFtA", "review_id": "5TRN5djMWT7chBVTvCCmVw", "text": "The 'Heathen Vegan Shoplifter's Delight' is probably the single best sandwich I have ever had in my life. Make sure to spring for the waffle fries with it. Oh my god! This is what I get pretty much every time I go.\n\nThey also have really good vegan pancakes.\n\nThe servers I have encountered have always been extremely friendly and attentive.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-10-10", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "3wAz9Gk5yd_xNr0ukjBpIw", "review_id": "W2JuVn4qxSRHWC502DKByQ", "text": "Went here last night after an exhausting day taking care of a newborn. Thankfully my baby slept through our entire dinner despite how loud the place is. The decor is simple but spacious and the service is really good and fast. We were seated immediately (on a Saturday night! ) and were served water by the waitress right away. She was friendly and always nearby her customers. My husband had the Mediterranean omelet  (can't remember what It's called). It had feta cheese,  mushrooms and spinach with potatoes on the side and a biscuit.  It was so good I wanted to steal his plate.  I got the meatless meatloaf.  It was very filling and the gravy was good but the  portion was way too big. By the time we were done we had no room for the amazing looking cheesecake. I guess we will have to come back to try dessert.  Oh and the couple next to us ordered an ice cream Sundae, it was ridiculously huge and looked awesome. Good for sharing!  I definitely recommend this once for simple diner food done well.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-10-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Fiec-fG39Gkd5mTK5WEi7w", "review_id": "2NzeahEfwFFCCE4l6-kHKQ", "text": "Their food is ok.  I would not call it special or extraordinary, but it is not bad.  The service is less than desirable.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 2, "date": "2014-10-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "IIDdfgsTEZ9h6sfJD_s74w", "review_id": "LHB6pIGFQmGSgdWPqx3Ipw", "text": "They have a bit of everything...I never get super excited to go to Monty's but it is never disappointing.  Possibly except for the 30-45 minute wait.\n\nThis last time, I went in seriously craving me some pie.  I ended up filling up on their mac and cheese.  No room for pie.  All of their pies at the time also just did not sound exactly to be what I wanted either.  I was craving a fruity cherry pie or something and it was just turning to fall so it was either chocolate or fall flavors.  Not their fault, but a curse of my pie needs.\n\nThe food is good.  I am not a huge breakfast person so pancakes are not usually my thing but they do have a few options I do eat, like breakfast potatoes and sometimes I even venture out of my comfort zone for the eggs.  I honestly do not think I have tried the same thing twice because they have so many options.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-10-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "O7Qnaecq57Qcerc480SaUA", "review_id": "SWCQclzROBGdAoeacLQfQg", "text": "Very busy and the for the floor show, I watched a small child dash back and forth from the dining area into the kitchen area and back again. Multiple times. I didn't like the floor show, so that was the last time I went there.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 2, "date": "2014-10-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "FIJ4rpPod1VbdUs99RXV3A", "review_id": "cas8vRneG5LW8cXww0RCEQ", "text": "My favorite used to be the DONUT FRENCH TOAST...It's no longer on the menu but I'm pretty sure they'll make it if you ask. Otherwise, go for a whopping slice of drumstick pie!", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-10-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "VsE7Ok1nJTToI9p_nLakBw", "review_id": "-tThinlqe-fvudHIPpYMHQ", "text": "I have only been here a few times. Service is pretty good but my big problem is the shakes. First time I got a shake it was really thick and almost worth the 6 bucks. I looked forward to having another some day. Last Friday I went there for another shake and it was really thin. Like chocolate milk! Maybe when teenagers are making milk shakes for minimum wage you get varied results. $6 is way too much for a watery shake. Get it together people.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 2, "date": "2014-10-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "3c8-nUrNUhT4ZDfypPSyhw", "review_id": "W7AwFKyCXORmwowiI3Np0g", "text": "My dad and I both had the Heathen Vegan Shoplifters Delight. Basically portobello mushrooms, tempeh, and avocado. Amazing. Great section of vegan and non vegan options. Loved it.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-10-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "P9Clcg_-4W4OKj4R2NDfVA", "review_id": "4zFGhX9XnaJdMC5_GlBdbQ", "text": "Big plates of food. Awesome staff. So, so many shake/malt options. \n\nThis is the place I usually come after my flight has landed in Madison. The food isn't aiming to be some crazy, new, cutting edge concoction. It's homey and it's familiar. \n\nI've been to a lot of diners. Not every diner does it right, but this one does. If you want tasty food, and ample servings of it, at a good place then this is the place to go.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-10-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "yq3WlW1mcoZWh1xIPLBIQA", "review_id": "TDaOP9kK1W5LLmL6Z6y0wg", "text": "Even though I had takeout, I really loved the inside of Monty's- it reminded me of the diners back home in New Jersey. I loved that they had homemade pies & cakes lining the glass display cases. I have been here twice and tried to get a table, but the wait was too long both times. \n\nI had the Chilaquiles, a favorite of mine, and theirs was really yummy:\nBerkshire pork simmered in a tomatillo chili verde served over crispy corn tortillas with two eggs, pico de gallo, and feta cheese\n\nIt was a huge portion, too, so I had it for two meals. Would definitely go back here, and would like to eat in next time!", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-10-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 4, "useful": 5, "cool": 5}, "user_id": "T-rg4SJ0wlc6z1yQbB8nbA", "review_id": "wzvbUp67ZkOqecP1UQFvwA", "text": "Leave it to me, but I have only really enjoyed an alcoholic beverage here. The Hot Peppermint Patty cocktail tastes just like sex on christmas. \n\nThe food, however, is kind of dull. Nothing stands out to me as particularly enticing. It's average, and there's nothing wrong with that, especially when you have picky eaters in tow, or are in the mood for something basic.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-10-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "g4brURk_CxZ_jI_X24qjtw", "review_id": "9j0i3ePU_RpMjJLubycv5w", "text": "Always a solid choice. Well made food, family atmosphere, but the menu really doesn't change.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-11-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "p_IPBOGamSs71jNsdcXy9A", "review_id": "EeFCjsKQK9DsfwK92Tf94w", "text": "My partner and I came with two friends who were from out-of-town. I had heard really good things about Blue Plate, and I wanted to try it out, but I wish we had left when we saw there was a wait.\n\nWe ended up waiting for a table for around 45 minutes. While waiting I had to use the restroom--disgusting. There was no soap in the dispenser, water all over the counter and floor, and paper towels crumpled everywhere. I realize this is largely because of the patrons, but you would expect somebody from the staff to pop in every once in a while to make sure everything is neat and in stock. \n\nWhen we finally got a table, service was rushed and impersonal. I was a little dismayed that a manager never came over to at least thank us for waiting for so long, but who knows if a manager was even there? It seemed totally chaotic and like nobody was in charge. Lunch was okay, but nothing special. I had an omelette that was pretty good, but the breakfast potatoes that it came with were soggy, and while some of the potatoes were heavily seasoned, others didn't have any seasoning on them whatsoever and tasted horribly bland. I also had to wait several minutes before I could even eat because the server who delivered the plates (not our server, who spent approximately two minutes at our table in total) brought everyone else's meals out first and left mine in the kitchen. \n\nWill not be back.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 2, "date": "2014-11-07", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "svNcfpwFAEhsqmcoiNzzxg", "review_id": "89A2WcmySoOA8c9l5BX__Q", "text": "In going with a common theme I have found in these type of diner establishments, I ordered a Fat Elvis Shake with Bacon (of course! also contains peanut butter, bananas, and chocolate) along with a country breakfast, eggs over easy and some gravy for the biscuit.\n\nI wish I got a bit more adventurous with the main dish as it was a simple straight forward affair, just as described, and I'm not a big breakfast guy. But as I was going here for the first time, I wanted to go classic. The shake was good as well.\n\nI can see see why this place is popular, as it has solid home cooking and the classic cozy atmosphere.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-11-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "fTy3bA0439l01Q8Hd1O8Vg", "review_id": "0huf1QoADh8PgpUNEtiJQQ", "text": "Such a fun place to get an interesting plate of great food.  The neighborhood is awesome and you can see it in their customers.  Great selection of pies,  and will take suggestions on what to offer.  Love their raspberry cream pie! May seem hipster but this is the real deal.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-11-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 3}, "user_id": "lC0KGXmIhyjzghBUlVnkhQ", "review_id": "ggGADlFOHrC-sA9wDHHkDw", "text": "The salmon hash for brekkie is probably the best way to start your day. Flaked and combined with crisp taters... it's a perfect balance of carbs and protein. Add to this the fresh fruit and warm biscuit... it's a perfect meal! And if you're solo, sit at the counter. Wait times are much slower than trying to snag a table and service behind the counter is stellar. Staff is attentive and always up for some morning convo!", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-11-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "OOQBXGdK6_cS_QM0ZkQgSg", "review_id": "H16ODdLX38I66WLsOycumw", "text": "This place was great! The food was stellar. There wasn't a part of the meal that was disappointing. Kudos!\n\nThe meatloaf is so good, my meatloaf-hating boyfriend is getting it next time.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-11-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 3, "useful": 2, "cool": 3}, "user_id": "QJ9NT6VOzMKfj992czZrEQ", "review_id": "c1TRJYnv3ZUrzd3Ox1D0Ow", "text": "Going to Monty's can feel like coming home. The place is warm and welcoming, the booths tall and spacious, staff gracious, coffee poured and refilled to your heart's delight... They're not reinventing the wheel with most of the menu but the breakfast dishes hit the spot, especially if they come with a warm, buttery biscuit. The GLBT (guacamole, lettuce, bacon, tomato) sandwich is the BEST. (Caveat: you might need to drink a gallon of water afterwards.) But really, it's a tremendous place. And you can ogle the pies and cakes on your way in or out.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-11-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "MrB_SR346mYE7gL7Ti4OOQ", "review_id": "iL_3ZjGkT5sO3n1TDQoqLw", "text": "The food is amazing!\nIt was my first time here. Saw the food ordered by the people next to us. That biscuit and gravy looks so good and so creamy~\nI ordered the Wisconsin Salmon Hash (in the breakfast item). It's like having hash browns but with LOTS of salmon in it. Never thought that they could mix so well together. For every bite, you get that smell from the potatoes but at the same time you get a mouthful of yummy salmon.\nMy friend ordered the turkey sandwich with waffle fries, which also tasted very nice.\nThe pies and cakes from the front desk also look so yummy. But we were already too full to care for dessert :( will definitely try that next time!", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-09-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "PmHVYGaHNaS8edcH9Q8WUg", "review_id": "7vYyC3e26uLdpNx9_6h_ow", "text": "We arrived today at 11am and were told that the wait was 10mins. 30 mins later and we were finally seated. It's been 40 mins now and we still don't have any of our food. The table next to us arrived 15 mins after we sat and they are now eating. Unbelievably bad service and only a weak apology aren't going to cut it. This will be the last time I ever eat here.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-09-06", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "igfHM3hBUOmAll28jSAFqA", "review_id": "XCBzexqeHlhZUA3W7tkk6w", "text": "Just had dinner here. Love, love loved it! \nClean, fresh, fair prices and wonderful service.  Will definitely be back!", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-09-06", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "xNgT9yJym1dSCZT2eFpE2g", "review_id": "ACxQZDBRyoGY1U-Tadwk5Q", "text": "Breakfast this AM. Tempeh with potatoes , onions green peppers and eggs was a disappointment!! I think I found two pieces of tempeh which would both fit on my little finger nail. A spec of green pepper, same for onion. Lots of diced potatoes. Good flavor. \n\nMy friend had the zucchini potatoes pancakes which were incredible.\n\nWould return but would no order the Tempeh. Again.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 2, "date": "2015-09-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "nQxZvH7QixXfNoO1rdhdFg", "review_id": "CxyxrvqET9uD47qc8G_6KA", "text": "Monty's Blue Plate Diner is my current breakfast based obsession in Madison. The atmosphere is delightful, food is well curated and prepared, and the prices are very affordable. Easily the most well rounded \"American roots\" style breakfast we've had around town so far.\n\nWe ended up at Monty's on a Saturday morning after the farmer's market because we didn't want to wait for a table at any of the downtown options. We walked in and immediately got a seat at the bar. If you're a Yelper make sure you check in to get a free bottomless coffee!\n\nFor a main course I ordered the sweet potato hash, which came with assorted fruit, a biscuit, and eggs cooked to your liking (scrambled with copious amounts of cheese please). The was cooked to perfection with just the right about of browning on it. The eggs were not wet or overcooked. The biscuit and fruit, well, you can't really mess that up. They were great too! The coffee was about what I expected from a diner. It wasn't Starbucks (don't you dare have that expectation, you Yelper-McSnooty face), but it got the job done.\n\nOur service wasn't AMAZING, but it was acceptable. The diner was absolutely slammed at the time because it was brunch hour so I'll let it slide. I wasn't left waiting long enough that I was hangry, and my coffee was always topped off. As far as I'm concerned service gets a check-mark in satisfactory from me.\n\nWe enjoyed the meal so much that we returned Sunday morning for brunch with an out of town friend. The second meal I had almond milk French toast with cinnamon swirl bread. The toast was perfectly dipped and not soggy with the right level of crunch to it. Unfortunately, I was still quite hungry after this plate. The portion size seemed much smaller than that of the hash the day before.\n\nI am looking forward to my return trips to Monty's for brunch, but we absolutely need to come back to try the pumpkin bourbon cocktail shake! Cheers!", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-09-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "GUWJ9cBtRm40OXMbLWUaDQ", "review_id": "UMbJEM_6SYgEkkHF9CkkPg", "text": "I have been hearing about Monty's Blue Plate Diner ever since I moved to Madison because some of my co-workers absolutely LOVE this place.  It took me almost 5 months to get here which is kind of unfortunate, because it is GREAT!\n\nThe first thing I was told about Monty's was that it is like an upscale diner that serves vegan and vegetarian food.  This is kind of true, because it is a diner, it is nice inside and not super divey and you can order lots of dishes as vegan, vegetarian, or gluten-free.  However, I would definitely not describe Monty's as a vegan/vegetarian restaurant because half of the items contain eggs or bacon, as any good diner should.\n\nThe first time I went I ordered blueberry pancakes, the short stack, and a simple glass or orange juice.  I passed on the free bottomless cup of coffee that you get when you check in because I had already had my coffee for the day.  The pancakes were good, nothing fancy, but solid.  Two was plenty for me as they were a large-ish size.\n\nSecond time I ordered the Monty's breakfast sandwich which had bacon, avocado, fried egg, herbed goat cheese, and something leafy I think on cheddar jalepeno bread.  It was served with their American potatoes which remind me of the potatoes I got at Grampas brunch.  The sandwich was tasty, though I was disappointed a little by the bread as it didn't have much jalepeno or cheddar flavor and mostly tasted like toasted white bread.\n\nThird visit I went with the Blue Plate Special Omelet that had bacon, avocado, and cheddar inside with salsa on top served with American potatoes and a biscuit.  I also finally got one of their mimosas that are very popular among Saturday brunch goers.  The omelet was really tasty, only needed a little salt and pepper on top and as always, the potatoes were awesome.  I also had an outstanding biscuit, warm, moist, flaky and crumbly at the same time with a nice crust on top.  Nomnomnom.  \n\nOverall Monty's is an excellent choice with solid diner food, friendly service and fairly reasonable prices.  Perfect for people that have different dietary choices as there is seemingly something for everyone!", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-09-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ZmnvrMWa2ZYYfufwkc_IGw", "review_id": "a0tTk7n-O41xSqKyaNiupg", "text": "We stopped in here for breakfast Saturday morning and were lucky enough to have no wait. Our service was great and the menu is has a lot of great options! I had the sweet potato frittata and it was excellent! TONS of food!! My finance had the salmon hash and I snuck a bite, and that was just as delish. It was a great start to our day.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-10-05", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "Wz4L2Jo4HxSD4lHKXmK3AA", "review_id": "Eah0jqBN7U7DqKig86xBpg", "text": "I walked in here not knowing what to expect. I sat down, and ordered a coffee, and then breakfast. I couldn't choose through all the delicious sounding names so I chose the dish with their name in it, Blue Plate Special Omelet. \n\nOverall, the breakfast dish was excellent. The Fried potatoes were done just right. The service is top-notch! I didn't wait long to get my large portion of we'll prepared and affordable food. \n\nI tried to eat all of it so at the end, I had a stomachache. Too much food in one sitting. I think it's a nice problem to have. Don't you?", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-10-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "2ci4gFuLskrf-ShTAt7UXA", "review_id": "9a_j79SawqoNVxFCph_Gqw", "text": "Traditional homemade diner fare with many vegan and gluten free options. Everything is good here from the coffee to the soup and everything in between. Great waitstaff and counter folks there too.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-10-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "FVmArbIwbeIm_SM69Kg9iQ", "review_id": "dv-d5yw9Jar_JpB8918Q_g", "text": "Monty's has great food - specifically the meat loaf and the mac and cheese. But the desserts are fantastic. The other night my wife and I wanted something sweet after 9 p.m. and stopped by to pick up twk cupcakes and two pieces of tge German chocolate cake. The price was just $14, and those cake slices were enormous! We ate desserts for days. A piece of cake that big (oh, and it's fantastic) would cost you $14 for one slice anywhere else, and that's without the second piece and the cupcakes. Monty's is not to be missed!", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-10-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "HpfAthk0SuC9PN-_FkVNoQ", "review_id": "w761q5DdB6BlDN7--DGATA", "text": "Situated in a cutesy little piece of the Atwood neighborhood, Monty's Blue Plate Diner is a great place for breakfast. A cozy little diner with a muted 60s feel, Monty's offers the usual diner breakfast standbys: pancakes, french toast, omelettes, etc. while also offering more trendy choices such as breakfast burritos, chilaquiles, and huevos rancheros. Check in with Yelp and get a coupon for free bottomless coffee. Their mimosas are top notch too. I highly recommend the huevos rancheros with black beans and chorizo- they are awesome. Get there early if possible because this place is usually hopping.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-11-07", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "OtpHvQFGbZ4sONaQAXankg", "review_id": "DiI8HOwF2G8t08Eas_TCzQ", "text": "I just love Monty's for breakfast. I've taken the parental units there twice, and they agree. The ambiance is great (if a wee bit noisy): a throwback to a classic, 50s-era diner, with the requisite neon lighting, \"lunch counter\", and bar stools. The portions are huge, so this is truly \"brunch\"! So far I've tried the chilaquiles and the breakfast burrito (yes, I like my Mexican/Southwestern fare!). Both were fantastic, especially when paired with a Mimosa. The menu is extensive: from  humble \"bacon & eggs\" selections to omelets and elaborate ethnic creations. \n\nIf weekend brunch is what you have in mind, I'd suggest arriving early--as in, no later than 8:30 a.m. After that, you'll likely have a long wait. (In the meantime, you can ogle the impressive bakery case.) The staff are friendly, and the service is fast. Despite its location in the busy Atwood neighborhood, I've never had issues finding parking at Monty's. The only slightly negative comment I'd make is that the booths, although they can accommodate 6 people as far as width is concerned, are a bit on the tight sight with regard to the distance from seat back to table. I'm a thin person, so I can imagine that this might be uncomfortable for those with a stockier build. \n\nMonty's is my new go-to breakfast joint. I highly recommend it.\n\nBe sure to check in on Yelp for a free bottomless coffee!", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-11-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "16fUoxbABxFICJuVNxvI1g", "review_id": "xQyKMO47WcgdjBhK6wim5g", "text": "I like coming here often, it is easy because you know what they have each time. The dinner entrees are always hearty and the shakes are good :)", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-11-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "eolXpWz0DQ6ss9EyFcO0VA", "review_id": "bKH7n0agtY-4d51dS2U5Ew", "text": "Came here on the recommendation of a friend. We showed up roughly around 11am. The place was packed (it's a sunday, after a badger game, I get it). We put our name in with the hostess who stated it would be 20 minutes. 45 minutes later, we were seated. I get it, you can't make people leave...but over estimate the wait time. 20 mintes, I can hang out, I can look at a menu, I can make small talk with strangers. 45 minutes? I can leave and get a cup of coffee in someplace else and then come back for breakfast. \n\nThere was no apology, just a shout and a point to our table. Again, I get it, not a 5 star experience. Our server was prompt, coffee was good and he was generous with refilling our beverages. Menu selection looked good. We ordered and our food came out very quickly, which after waiting so long was nice. I had the Blue Plate Special omlete.  Decent. Nothing over the top, but very good; avacados were a little sparse, but hey, it's November and that shit is expensive.  We also ordered a short stack to share. I went to pour the maple syrup...and immediately my fingers stuck to the handle of the syrup carafe.  Gross. The potatoes that came with the meal seemed very (very) seasoned. I didn't try them. They just looked too salty and underdone. But no harm no foul, I will just know not to order them again.\n\nAll in all, I would come here again. Probably not on a weekend though. The bakery items looked delish, so that's a definite possibility.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-11-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "1CSsDXtGl2Tfh9iEJBJjLw", "review_id": "VzaLCEPwvsvax1QSEmi2OA", "text": "This place is so close to my house and I've been meaning to go to it for a long while, however I've never made it inside until a few nights ago.  Usually my husband and I will try to go for brunch but it is always VERY crowded.  The other night my friend and I decided to stop in for coffee and dessert because the chocoletarian had just closed.  We came in at about 7pm on a Sunday and the place was all but desserted (pun intended :).   We had turtle cheesecake and malt pie.  The cheesecake was dense and sweet, I'd give it 4 stars.  The malt pie was bland and tasted nothing of chocolate nor malt, 1 star.  The waiter was sassy and chatty which added to our diner experience.  For a Sunday night coffee and dessert spot Monty's has earned 3 stars.", "business_id": "fjaQ3Ixkofh8xGhklUtDnA", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-11-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "Y-nr6eaHwP3HF1jV4JKDJw", "review_id": "0YDbV9OuRzd_uXAGEMXyYw", "text": "This place is easy to miss, but make a point to stop in. \n\nIf you live in Wisconsin, you've had yourself a brat or two...\n\nBUT--have you had a gyro brat, or a chicken habanero brat, or a Hawaiian brat? \n\nYou can if you go to Jim's! I talked to the man behind the counter(Jim?) my first time in, and he told me that he tries to come up with a few types of brat each season, and then he keeps the favorites. His goal is to get to 100. ONE HUNDRED KINDS OF BRAT, PEOPLE. There are fresh seasonal types, and of course your classic. In the freezer, you'll find the mecca of meat selection.\n\nOf course, there are more than just brats...otherwise he would have called the place Jim's Brats. You get the idea.", "business_id": "WxfedycTcbQO_GuXHo9Ypw", "stars": 4, "date": "2008-09-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "HyPHusWfqy41wKs36OQkjA", "review_id": "WODFiCdXmAq06Dtd7sP7Tg", "text": "i'll admit, i haven't been to jim's meat in over a year.. \n.. but i don't exactly live very close to it any more so i have to claim laziness.\n\nhowever, back in the day, we used to go to jim's ALL THE TIME.\nmy best friend had jim's meat programmed into his phone.\nnot only do they have fresh and quality meats (once, we got these chicken cordon bleu -- ham and swiss wrapped in chicken breast -- there that we took home, grilled and LOVED), but they also have prepared food, like amazing cheeseburgers and brats!\n\nwould definitely recommend going there if you're even remotely in the neighborhood.\n\noh how i miss jim's.", "business_id": "WxfedycTcbQO_GuXHo9Ypw", "stars": 4, "date": "2008-09-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "QCg5CRze-wwMO5HerI9dYg", "review_id": "g29Iy7cnyrcHX6KNJCR-3Q", "text": "Directions:\n\n1. Go to Jims.\n\n2. Get a package of gyro brats.\n\n3. Purchase gyro sauce and buns.\n\n4. Enjoy, rinse, repeat.\n\nSoooooo goooooood!  Every time I'm in town, I try to make the trip and grab a pack to bring back home.", "business_id": "WxfedycTcbQO_GuXHo9Ypw", "stars": 4, "date": "2010-10-18", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "p9qRsR26m_H6kUbtqX_BJQ", "review_id": "dP7crKC5kuxmKorx8We-lw", "text": "Love this place and the people that run it. They're just an old school neighborhood meat market.  Burgundy steaks are the best. Great deals ALWAYS!!!", "business_id": "WxfedycTcbQO_GuXHo9Ypw", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-10-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "QUdwTtmfY9wIcluOr-21xw", "review_id": "hyjTgE4wzuk2jnlWP-yaCw", "text": "Great selection of meats and sides. They also have a fryer for takeout food. So far we've tried their stir fry pork, chicken broccoli cheese patties, chicken kabobs, and other items that I can't remember at the moment. They are very nice and treat customers well. They'll answer any questions you have. Many times they have specials (brats or kebabs at $1 apiece). We are so lucky to have them right down the street. I can pick something up and tell my husband to start the grill and we're ready to go in minutes!", "business_id": "WxfedycTcbQO_GuXHo9Ypw", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-09-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 2, "useful": 4, "cool": 7}, "user_id": "O74GtUxBpnUBmMC4zZp60A", "review_id": "-2aX64zHbA7z-54WuBLgGw", "text": "I was looking for some gator meat last week, and Jim's was the only place that had it. \nI originally went just for the meat, but after spending ten minutes there, I've been back twice since for all my meat supplies.\nOne of the guys behind the counter talked about the great meats they had, but also gave me some good ideas on how to deal with the gator tail for best cooking. I ended up frying it, but next time, I'm definitely giving it a try.\n\nThey also have some great prices and a huge variety, combined with great service. Without a doubt, I'll be here weekly for all my protein needs.", "business_id": "WxfedycTcbQO_GuXHo9Ypw", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-10-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "vtYwZ0BnXIIcDRV-j8OQqw", "review_id": "nqWnxgOjhwf6DQFgViQmRw", "text": "This may be the nicest, most relaxing B&B my wife and I have ever stayed in.  We have stayed there about three times when we make an annual pilgrimage to Madison for a gardening conference at Olbrich.\n\nIt's in a farm house lovingly converted to a B&B.  The owners are lovely, friendly people and excellent cooks too!  One morning we were the only couple at breakfast and the food was fabulous!!!\n\nTheir dog was present while we had breakfast; that makes it seem more like home.  I wish that the llamas would come over to the fence so I could pet them.\n\nCheck out their web site at speckledheninn.com", "business_id": "FrT0OQFkUZBtfoW3V1Wpfw", "stars": 5, "date": "2007-09-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ttrS6KAN7F3lYPACzoFWtQ", "review_id": "fjbCjrXKP_-FX5XAToznUQ", "text": "My husband surprised me with a little getaway for my birthday and a wonderful stay at the Speckled Hen Inn B&B. We have some experience with B&Bs and this one is very nice. The Innkeepers are friendly, kind, and like others have said, not overbearing. It's located on a small farm that has sheep, llamas (or they may have been alpacas), chickens, a very cute dog named Happy, and some outdoor cats. The farm house where the guests stay is tastefully decorated. There is a nice living area and a library area where you can lounge about. There is also a mini kitchen you can use, if needed, with snacks. Our room was a very good size and it was neat and clean. We had a tv and dvd player with movies to choose from. I also noticed how nice and quiet it was. 4 of the 5 rooms were filled while we were there and yet it was always very quiet in our room. The breakfast was wonderful! The owners are very good cooks and served us 2-3 courses for breakfast. Some of the food we ate, like the eggs and some fruits were straight from the farm. Free WiFi was another convenient bonus. If you're looking for a romantic getaway I would highly recommend staying at the Speckled Hen Inn!", "business_id": "FrT0OQFkUZBtfoW3V1Wpfw", "stars": 5, "date": "2011-09-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "oAk3XjYPsTyh0Z55KRf50Q", "review_id": "zMGw5XQ-PVoN9Wctd9VWUA", "text": "This place is, amazing.  The owners are very welcoming, and when you eat breakfast it is like you are sitting in your parent's dinning room.  The room we stayed in was beautiful.  It had a huge shower/steam room, mini bar, great TV with satellite, fire place, and a bed that swallows you.  There are other features to this B&B other than the place itself.  As mentioned, there is the most amazing dog EVER here, properly named \"Happy\".  There are also a handful of amazing cats on the property that will gladly accompany you for a stroll on the property.  It's nice to hear that the B&B is also pretty sustainable.  All the food they make is pretty much from their farm/garden (fresh eggs, veggies) and anything that can not be grown on their property is from close by.  We have stayed at a handful of B&Bs but this one takes the cake.  I would recommend The Speckled Hen Inn B&B to anyone.  I couldn't even wait to leave our room to post this review!", "business_id": "FrT0OQFkUZBtfoW3V1Wpfw", "stars": 5, "date": "2011-11-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "_34ajo82FKow9KoAwQsjnA", "review_id": "EwzxtTrhHzZLrB5i6FnmGA", "text": "By far the best B & B I have stayed in (I have stayed in about 5 in my life thus far). Huge breakfasts that were yummy and a lovely, relaxing atmosphere. \n\nMy co-traveler and I honestly decided to stay in the inn rather than go into Madison on a Saturday night because it was that cozy. We are not 80 but in our late 20s/early 30s!\n\nYou can hear the highway when you sit outside, but it's kind of like the sound of strong winds. It's hard to believe that the property is that close to downtown Madison, yet it's a farm. \n\nAlthough I like to try out different B & B's, just for different experiences, I would strongly consider staying there again for a weekend getaway.", "business_id": "FrT0OQFkUZBtfoW3V1Wpfw", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-09-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "-3lRzLDxYl4ITXVjTPEERw", "review_id": "NC5BvHh-myp8q84tgVejkg", "text": "My business partner and I stayed at the Speckled Hen by chance while on business in Madison.  All hotels were booked and we were lucky enough to get a room here.  I can't say enough about this B&B.  We were overly impressed with the Inn, the Inn Keepers, our rooms and the breakfasts OMG!!! Awesome ;)   I felt at home here, my room was extremely comfy and cozy and quiet.  Breakfast is served in your time and is one of my favorite parts of the stay.  Every morning its something new and exciting and Delicious!!!  The Inn Keepers and warm and friendly and the conversation was never dull.  I will stay here whenever I'm in Madison.  The price and the service go way beyond the cost of any hotel I've stayed in...  This place is a real find.  There are also hiking trails, farm animals, and an abundantly beautiful property.  If that isn't enough a good deal of what is served for breakfast is grown on the property.    To say it in one word, AWESOME!!!!!", "business_id": "FrT0OQFkUZBtfoW3V1Wpfw", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-10-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "LGurCm3HifJ6h8_voLAtfA", "review_id": "xCxYooTFEBJrAexGl6xD7Q", "text": "Incredibly cozy property tucked away from the city, but well-within striking distance of downtown. Owned an operated by a friendly couple who take great care and pride in their hospitality. In the common area, they keep some homemade snacks and beverages available, as well as a selection of nice wines. There are also plenty of interesting books available to familiarize yourself with the local heritage and attractions. The rooms are well-furnished and clean, with warmth and character in the decor. The landscape itself is gorgeous and worth the time to enjoy some of the sitting areas to soak in the view. Although our expectations for breakfast were high, it still definitely took us by surprise; as inventive as it was tasty, with many of the ingredients being homegrown. We will definitely stay here again!", "business_id": "FrT0OQFkUZBtfoW3V1Wpfw", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-10-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "uNH770z0ld0A3yFlyVPMkA", "review_id": "bNbKGHE4qnqcToTSpL8Img", "text": "We loved our stay here last week! The Starkweather Creek room is beautiful, I loved the bathroom. The two person jacuzzi was very nice. The views out of the room are great, overlooking the pasture. The location to Madison is awesome- 20 minutes to downtown, but only about 10 to a nearby mall. The breakfast were delicious too, and I'm a very picky eater. For example, the first morning we had fruit and yogurt, apple caramel scones, thenbacon with a maple syrup glaze, scrambled eggs, and seasoned potato squares; finishing up with a grape/cranberry gelato/ice. The presentation of the meal is very beautiful and luxurious feeling. I would certainly recommend this B&B, and hope to return one day.", "business_id": "FrT0OQFkUZBtfoW3V1Wpfw", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-11-06", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "qzTl_FO8ogp5Aik8gML6Eg", "review_id": "jkZJJTVB-km--qAgVq1b3A", "text": "Loved this Hampton Inn!\nStaff was super friendly. Close to restaurants and shopping.\nClean, comfy, and well maintained hotel, close to the highway and perfect for a quick getaway from Chicago area.", "business_id": "HYFwjbK7HbvzENF44ACfdA", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-11-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "AEmMMo7dPr9BszGYz7BZLA", "review_id": "psOtOI499VqWSJilEkcpIA", "text": "Front Desk was rude and not helpful whatsoever. The rooms were small and when we got to our room there was pee in the toilet still. Would choose a different hotel if I was you.", "business_id": "HYFwjbK7HbvzENF44ACfdA", "stars": 1, "date": "2012-10-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "tWQm3X0Dfkwo2BJP7puepA", "review_id": "ZHm6Z0_zJ8kLgDBcXzKGpw", "text": "Slightly lower than average Hampton Inn.  Heat/AC wasn't updated, pretty typical besides that.", "business_id": "HYFwjbK7HbvzENF44ACfdA", "stars": 3, "date": "2013-09-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "Aod2AZgjfrCjuDdZM6q1bw", "review_id": "wFmLReolt-g3DdMN_QwwlQ", "text": "This was a fine place for an overnight stay during a road trip along 90/94.  Easy access from the Interstate and a ton of restaurants/malls within a 5-10 minute drive.\n\nThe room was a little smallish - no closet, just a little alcove-thing, but again, for one night not a big deal.  Room was clean and looked recently remodele\n\nFree wifi in the room - not sure if it was because we were using HHonors points, but free wifi should be a given these days. \n\nDownstairs common area was really nice.  We picked up dinner and hung out down there and watched football on the huge flatscreen.  There's a decent selection of snacks/drinks (including Spotted Cow) for sale at the front desk - but you can't buy beer past 9pm.\n\nFree breakfast is fine - nothing fancy, but it's free.  Also, 24/7 free coffee/tea in the lobby.\n\nThe exterior of the hotel is undergoing some big renovations - if you wanted to hang out in the hotel during the day, the noise might get annoying, but we got in in the evening, and left in the morning before they really got started.\n\nI'd stay here again if I was passing through town.", "business_id": "HYFwjbK7HbvzENF44ACfdA", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-10-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "5Csxq1W-N-RJ72NzJv5XlA", "review_id": "N3U0cOldUQBY2GEar4Jsxw", "text": "The room was clean and modern. The hotel has been renovated recently.  Customer service at the desk was great.  I would definitely stay again. Free breakfast, They have a pool, but it was being renovated so we didn't get to use it.  My only complaint would be that the eggs and sausage in the breakfast were pretty bad.  But they were free so can't complain too much.", "business_id": "HYFwjbK7HbvzENF44ACfdA", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-11-27", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "eKhvkuf8k-lLlHLyRXd_Aw", "review_id": "UDozPk9stPiEOJITgt_oRQ", "text": "Great hotel. For the first time in a while, housekeeping actually read the do not disturb sign on the door and didn't knock to double check if I needed services, what I needed was my sleep, and they gave that to me. I travel all over and it's amazing how many times I get woken up by housekeeping with that sign on the door. Not only did they let me sleep, I was great by a bag at my door, with fresh towels, soaps, shampoos, and even some Andes mints. It was a very nice touch that will keep me coming back. It amazes me how so many of these little Hampton inns do so much better than the higher end mainline Hilton hotels. Very nice staff and new, modern, and clean rooms. Enjoyed my stay", "business_id": "HYFwjbK7HbvzENF44ACfdA", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-10-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "89BrjhKMvd1S1ME_-rWdnw", "review_id": "6p2Jfu9jwj4TvKxMttvxXQ", "text": "Very nice Hampton Inn with a friendly staff. Nice pool and fitness area. The breakfast was standard breads, fruits, cereal, eggs, bacon, juices, etc. Special Diamond parking. Pantry sells food, wine & beer until 9 pm. \nThe room itself had a nice desk/ work area with a large flat screen TV. The bathroom was clean. Bed was comfortable. You won't be disappointed staying here.", "business_id": "HYFwjbK7HbvzENF44ACfdA", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-11-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "oFhtzLhXS1iENWoBMdWk4w", "review_id": "UzA3sZbKGPm_tYQ9_A73zw", "text": "Went here for Friday Night Fish Fry (after reading a decent review of the place from one of the fish fry ranking sites).  The place is T-I-N-Y tiny, but that's not a bad thing.  There are a handful of tables around the outside of the bar, and about 25-30 seats at the actual bar itself.  A low ceiling lends to the really smallish feel of the place.\n\nGreat jukebox, great service, good value.  We really enjoyed hanging out at the Villa Tap.  \n\nDrinks: we tried the whiskey old fashioned sour.  Lost points for not being muddled and for not using Squirt.  It was decent, regardless, and a great value; three old fashioneds came in at under $10.\n\nFood-wise - mixed results.  The appetizers (onion rings and cheese curds) were excellent.  Some of the best we've ever had, even if the curds were \"out of the box\" curds.  They were cooked perfectly, didn't show any signs of grease, and were absolutely wonderful.\n\nThe fish - we had deep fried cod all around - left much to be desired.  It was cooked better than any other fish we've ever had - it was so perfectly prepared... the batter was light and crispy; it was served piping hot; no signs of grease - it had all of the makings of a great fish fry.\n\nBut it was too fishy tasting; not in a good way, but in a bad way.  Cod shouldn't have a strong fish flavor.  Save that for bad Ocean Perch or Smelt... and that's what this cod tasted like.  :-(  So, despite being prepared to perfection, it failed to deliver on taste.\n\nThe fries were perfect, which is such a shame.  The Villa knows how to fry a mean dish - just wish the fish wasn't so \"off\" tasting.  We'll give them another shot, though.  I'm sure the burgers and other offerings are going to be good - The Villa was spot-on with everything else, so the fish may have been a fluke.\n\nVilla Tap = No Win/No Fail - it's a tie\n\nService = 4 stars (fast, prompt, spot-on)\nFood = 2.5 stars (fish = fail; all others = win)\nValue = 4 stars ($40 for 3 people with appetizers and fish)\nMisc = 4 stars (atmosphere, homey feel)\n\nDefinitely a great little bar; we'll give the fish another shot at some point and we'll certainly try the rest of the menu items!", "business_id": "J2AiPQnKWBxBwc4MMkbH8w", "stars": 3, "date": "2009-10-10", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "XmSPy_RTZArCirAqWsVP6w", "review_id": "PsETnfkw2whz7udZmsnZZw", "text": "This is a great example of a typical 'local color' Wisconsin tavern/grill ! Friday fish,reasonable beer/drink prices,and outstanding service. Fish was exceptional ,both perch and cod.Slight personal preference to cod.  Owner  is cook and keeps things running smoothly.In spite of no longer being in Mad \nCity cocktail book,still a solid 4 star for what it is..", "business_id": "J2AiPQnKWBxBwc4MMkbH8w", "stars": 4, "date": "2011-10-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Ml27UOLodYiipGlVjrtwGA", "review_id": "vH9tk2wCOxo6BUkLMRRiMg", "text": "I stopped at the Villa Tap the other day for a cold one, and to watch a little bit of the Badger game.  I haven't been to the Villa Tap in years. The place hasn't changed a bit.  Great neighbor hood bar.  The only down fall was--it was a little busy and took a little longer than I would have liked to get me beer.  Other that that great time--tap beer $2.50.", "business_id": "J2AiPQnKWBxBwc4MMkbH8w", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-10-11", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "_K_otIarxNgupkmvHJ-TlQ", "review_id": "HU1zU5Ju0DBuh3aYDcXQFA", "text": "I've had deep fried shrimp in a lot of places, but the Villa's is the best I've had anywhere in southern Wisconsin. They're big, the batter is just the right thickness, and the flavor is so good you won't bother with the provided shrimp sauce. The cod is very good too, and I've heard good things about the walleye, but the shrimp is my go-to for good Friday night eating. Get there early though as the wait after six or so can be VERY long.", "business_id": "J2AiPQnKWBxBwc4MMkbH8w", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-11-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "xcuxY7TjWZtF5XqGYvEBVQ", "review_id": "3Kn1la3pMQhTFNSLCuhiqg", "text": "The \"Ideal\" dive bar... although the front room, with its grizzled clientele, was a bit sketchy, we found the back porch to be the perfect size for our large-ish group to lay claim to.", "business_id": "MQtzOBwYXrTjqkWLLKInew", "stars": 3, "date": "2008-09-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Ueh1SrOa8KiR4yeZGl1bpQ", "review_id": "OAUBrE9Ps35OmulAayjSUg", "text": "Great bar for Packer games. Free shots for touchdowns. Pot Luck on Packer sunday. Bring a dish to pass.", "business_id": "YlznKuAxnd7j3QfXFzoIog", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-11-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "pPU4qo7raqMLGRQKeMS6IA", "review_id": "gRrYWfhmgQzzt2C99L1gdA", "text": "Do NOT go here if you are looking for a nice 4 1/2 star place. Not very clean and very loud!", "business_id": "YlznKuAxnd7j3QfXFzoIog", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-09-07", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 2, "useful": 5, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "TbrTV-oYi-jYXMgAWZoEQg", "review_id": "b8zCx79ilGbmrZcn9qACfQ", "text": "So I've been hearing this joint has one of the \"Best\" burgers in town. I'm generally reluctant to order a bar burger - they are generally frozen and then cooked to well done. Not at Players - hand pattied in view of the customer. Meat is from the Jennifer Street Market - Right around the corner. \n\nYou want your burger rare - Fine... It's rare... Sha- Freaking- Zam! I think perhaps the only Burger Joint in town that is capable of cooking a burger properly to order. \n\nSandwiches come with pub chips - you can upgrade to fries for a buck... Other stuff like onion rings for $2.  The sides are frozen and then dropped in the fryer. But you are here for the burgers - they are fresh, as is everything on them. The tomato on my burger was actually tasty. My only complaint is the burgers could use a more robust bun... But the fact that Players can properly cook a burger makes this discretion forgivable.\n\nSo go to this locals joint blue collar bar - have a beer, get the drink special and order a freaking burger!", "business_id": "YlznKuAxnd7j3QfXFzoIog", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-09-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "iGmWcPvhFvfy1WwxEB-_Tg", "review_id": "0M3LEDeedynnDkaYpyljIA", "text": "I love this place! I'm new to the area and being an eagles fan I have to go out for most of the games! I'm so glad I discovered this place! Everyone is super friendly and the drinks and food are great! Perfect little sports bar! This will be my little sports home for the time that I am here. Only con (not a problem for me) is it's cash only", "business_id": "YlznKuAxnd7j3QfXFzoIog", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-10-05", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "OTf6hcc9m8vfHY9kZL6Brg", "review_id": "d_El9d2sPYSpjyifzKkyvA", "text": "Doesn't look like anything special from the outside and was a bit reluctant to go in, but I'm thrilled I did. Honestly used to go here every weekend when I lived in the area. Perry makes one of the best burgers in town. I think they said they get their meat fresh from the willy st co-op every day. So delicious. Then I'd stay and fill up on relatively cheap drinks and catch the Brewers or Bucks game. They have a ton of tv's along with pool, ping pong, and darts. Perfect place if you want some good food and a place to watch the game.", "business_id": "YlznKuAxnd7j3QfXFzoIog", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-11-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "oFhtzLhXS1iENWoBMdWk4w", "review_id": "cngUlBgdCmfZRg2TxBul0A", "text": "Typical local bar - has ping pong tables, limited bar seating, and a decent juke box. Have never had the food here - appears to be typical bar fare. Decent pricing on PBR tallboys and limited tap list.", "business_id": "YlznKuAxnd7j3QfXFzoIog", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-11-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "q75MUoAeRv18TgvIba3naw", "review_id": "WT8Ju1Bin7ipL8dkMXVELA", "text": "The Players club is the BEST!!!! Wendy, the bartender, is the bomb!!!!! Definitely the best burgers ever!!!  Love love love this crew!!! It's a must do if you are in Madison!!!", "business_id": "YlznKuAxnd7j3QfXFzoIog", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-10-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "Zx8O_5Ix9Sl-CL-Cj-gqLQ", "review_id": "Jcg0UA5OS3lnNSEVhgQlMQ", "text": "Went to Players sports bar for lunch after following yelpers suggestions, and o my goosh! What an awesome, jucy ,large and flavor full burger! Just try and not get it all over yourself. We had a player ho burger and a bacon cheeseburger with cheese curds and l can't say I have had a better burger. The bartender and cook were friendly and in control. I will definitely be back for more.", "business_id": "YlznKuAxnd7j3QfXFzoIog", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-11-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "_HxOsUTJuvpedEdU_19iKQ", "review_id": "4LceuNnnkLPm7DRpqC99PQ", "text": "The bar itself is ok, cheap drinks and that kind of townie atmosphere that you need sometimes when you feel down on your luck. Plus singing karaoke with an Elvis impressionist makes for an impressive, different kind of evening! (He doens't do 60's Elvis by the way)\nThe large Blatz sign out front is their calling card and the drink is always cold. So prepare for your hangover tomorrow, cause for $20 you'll get tore up!", "business_id": "TLjnOhDnazyPJmI8LqU5-g", "stars": 3, "date": "2009-10-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "oSA746-4MCJpWorJkzxqpQ", "review_id": "o4w0KUbpxltZfy1ILGyQEA", "text": "I've been shopping here for years and years. Treasures galore of the home goods variety.\n\nThis weekend I bought a couch and the ordering and delivery set-up process was a breeze. Plus, the contractor they use for deliveries has incredibly reasonable rates. Yay!", "business_id": "IoPdC59QwkWYm31xPkwcPw", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-10-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "oFhtzLhXS1iENWoBMdWk4w", "review_id": "P4TTZSUDpYo8pxETgLqYmw", "text": "I miss \"my old Menards\" - the west side store is so awesome; it has a great layout, decent checkout speed, things are easy to find, it's big and bright... Unfortunately, this Menards shares nothing in common with its western sibling.\n\n+ Fairly close to my home\n+ Typical Menards stuff\n\n- Horrible layout; things are just scattered about in odd places.\n- Lack of sufficient, active checkout lanes\n- No room in checkout lanes for your items to accumulate as you're paying for them\n\nI wish Menards would choose a store layout and stick with it across all locations.", "business_id": "IoPdC59QwkWYm31xPkwcPw", "stars": 2, "date": "2013-11-10", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 2, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "wPmrjeDshlkS7TacuInQtQ", "review_id": "gACpW6uV9ZKJzAOGqVszpg", "text": "I've been lamenting the lack of Mediterranean establishments on the Eastside for a while. We have arguably the best Thai, Indian, Nepali, Jamaican, Japanese, Chinese and American restaurants in town. But Downtown and the Westside both hold the Mediterranean trump card.\n\nThen I discovered People's Bakery. How can you go wrong? Fresh pastry AND gyros? Wait. Did I say gyros? Yes, I did. No longer do you have to venture downtown to get said sandwich. And the one I had wasn't a ticking grease bomb!\n\nDo yourself a favor when you go and try the red lentil soup. The flavor is excellent and there's plenty of cumin to spare. Delicious! My gyro and bowl of soup plus coffee was under $10, so it's a great choice when you're low on cash and need a filling lunch.\n\n(Oh, and it's right next to El Pescador, across from the Madison East Shopping Center. Pretty easy to miss when driving.)", "business_id": "Ryq600aoE3h8_qRQGIed9A", "stars": 4, "date": "2009-11-05", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "z3uWp25_a0to6p7meH3sWw", "review_id": "Ati4o3Hp7FbfUZegQwQMew", "text": "I'm in love with gyros, and have been to all the places that server gyros within 25 miles of here.  This place has by far my favorite gyros in this area.  It is also the cheapest too!  As far as pastries, I really love their doughnuts and their baklava.  I've never had a bad experience here, and have gone maybe 20 times or so.  It's just one of my favorite places to eat around Madison.\n\nThe people that work there (I assume the owners), are super super nice.  I'm pretty cheap, and don't usually tip over-the-counter service, but I always tip here because they are so nice!", "business_id": "Ryq600aoE3h8_qRQGIed9A", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-09-04", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "uxLef8dQeOE5puaQ-pvbsw", "review_id": "UFfi2Hmy-Vde9fADiriDKw", "text": "wasn't sure what to expect, but the food was EXCELLENT.  personal service from the husband & wife owners make you feel right at home.  the tabouleh and hommos definitely rival anyplace i've ever tried.  they actually make the tabouleh to order!!!  incredibly fresh and delicious.  delicious baklava!  and, although i didn't try any, the donuts also looked amazing.  might have to stop back and pick up a dozen, for the road.", "business_id": "Ryq600aoE3h8_qRQGIed9A", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-11-18", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 4, "cool": 3}, "user_id": "Ffa864LL90s6oxImKPI7pw", "review_id": "h1HWUCVx9aJup0aGE4VaFw", "text": "Went for dinner the other night. We have found our new gyro restaurant!\nHubby & I both ordered gyro. One sammy, one plate. Man, was it good!\nTook a raspberry fritter home for dessert, and that was great as well.\nWe will definitely be back!", "business_id": "Ryq600aoE3h8_qRQGIed9A", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-10-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "B_UefrVB5Xw2X1WRZPRkbw", "review_id": "DOrdwtt93Au4VBoPRrKxzQ", "text": "Living 1 block away is dangerous! This is a hidden treasure for sure. The owners are a sweet older couple who knock out some amazing food. Can't speak for the donuts but I promise you will enjoy the food. The falafel with fries is a bargain--5 bucks or so--and it will be made totally fresh for you. My go to I don't feel like cooking spot.", "business_id": "Ryq600aoE3h8_qRQGIed9A", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-10-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 4, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "03vp3tenQ0aQOr0AE5j8Uw", "review_id": "PHAZhZLjfe1ttUtXmyPB6A", "text": "What do you get when you combine Lebanese cuisine, baked goods, gyros, funky interior design and second hand talk of bed bugs?  \n\nThe perfect #yelpnewvember storm, that's what.\n\nOver the summer, there was a spirited debate about where to find the best gyros in town after the unfortunate demise of Dmitri's.  After fellow Yelper Tawnie R boldly declared the People's Bakery as the worthy successor to Dimitri's, I knew a trip to the People's Bakery was in the cards for me.\n\nIf you are looking for elegant digs, this place is not for you.  It's a kitschy, little greasy spoon nestled into a strip mall at the corner of East Wash and East Johnson.  There's not a lot of seating and if someone is on the phone, you're going to be privy to their conversation.  In my case, I got a comprehensive update on a bedbug infestation of a family member that the owner's wife was describing in painstaking detail.  And while the chairs and tables are mismatched and the floor tiles are coming loose in places, the eating surfaces were all impeccably clean and the pictures on the wall gave the joint a homey feel.  And the husband and wife team that run the place have a great rapport with the regular customers getting their lunch fix. \n\nI ordered the $5.50 gyros and fries and grabbed a seat.  About ten minutes later, a massive foil wrapped gyros was delivered to my table.  I swear that an entire herd of sheep were sacrificed for this meal.  In terms of quantity, the People's Bakery delivered big time.  \n\nOn the quality side, things were a little less clear cut. First the negatives:\n* The next time I visit, I'm going to ask to have the pita spend a little time on the grill.  This dish deserves better than a cold, doughy pita.\n* More tzatziki sauce please!!!  When you give me a metric ton of lamb meat, I need more than a tablespoon of sauce to balance out the dish.\n* The same can be said of the tomatoes.  I need more than two very thinly cut slices.\n\nNow the positives:\n* The meat was served piping hot, moist and well seasoned.  It was clear this meat wasn't sitting under a heat lamp awaiting the lunch time crush.  The only thing I would have changed is to have a little char on some of the pieces to provide more textural contrast.\n* The onions served with the dish were pure awesomeness.  I'll be honest, I usually pick most of the onions off my gyros because they can overpower the other ingredients with their sulfuric pungency.  With a medium dice, these onions were fresh and sweet and complemented each bite.\n* I l-o-v-e-d the fries that accompanied the meal.  Salty and crunchy on the outside and hot and moist on the outside.   Yummmmmm.\n\nSo, does the People's Bakery unseat Trader Gus as my King of Madison Gyros.  I say it's too close to call right now.  What I do know is that I plan to return to the People's Bakery to conduct more extensive research.  And if you find yourself on the east side with an empty stomach and a light wallet, People's Bakery is an option worth considering.", "business_id": "Ryq600aoE3h8_qRQGIed9A", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-11-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "ocUayw1Ih7W_mHSR1RDdGA", "review_id": "EYdsdhpEKAqJ3M2GZZUgjQ", "text": "I can tell by the way it tastes that the falafel sandwich, baba ganoush and tabbouleh are totally vegan, and delicious too. I didn't bother asking them about ingredients because it's so obvious.", "business_id": "Ryq600aoE3h8_qRQGIed9A", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-10-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "5akrRpgnj3l_ia16gr0gHQ", "review_id": "TxROeiV9klqnL5sOIxu4Qw", "text": "Great donuts topped off a tasty meal. A little hard to find but like Arnold I'll be back.", "business_id": "Ryq600aoE3h8_qRQGIed9A", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-09-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "faACrzLJR0tK0ZqHi2jEuA", "review_id": "OL6ibnYk5-utLyrjzeibcw", "text": "A great couple who serve great middle eastern ethnic cuisine. I just bought a bunch of baklavas for my office potluck for a great price. \nEven though the decor and all is pretty modest, a true food lover will love this place", "business_id": "Ryq600aoE3h8_qRQGIed9A", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-09-29", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "O0lAQazaL-veJv8FCux37Q", "review_id": "MZR2KiYUrK8xLPBl6BURuA", "text": "Yelp and the restaurant itself states that this establishment is open until 8 pm. So I was confused and disappointed that they were closed when I pulled up shortly after 7:30 pm. Lights were out, nobody home. Hmmmm... \nHopefully I can update my rating in the future :(", "business_id": "Ryq600aoE3h8_qRQGIed9A", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-11-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "v_7KW52Z8r_su8v4uV98MA", "review_id": "bL5J5aZVG0esnGLDubyleQ", "text": "I love their thin crust pizza but I always feel a little ripped off which keeps me from ordering from them often.  They charge a steep delivery fee which if not taken form the tip makes a pizza almost 28 bucks.  Other places around here have bullshit delivery fees (along with bitchy statements about not taking the fee out of your tip, as if the person buying the food is responsible for the shitty wage the store pays or the tacked on fee that apparently does not actually support delivery) but they are usually less.", "business_id": "jqOPL979k-t_Vc049CnAjg", "stars": 3, "date": "2013-11-04", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "dmxXRo78_Eyf9kFgk-VVWQ", "review_id": "6-DIZZQzdDVHY46FfZbJGQ", "text": "The huge thin crust supreme pizza we had was delicious! If we lived here, we would be returning.", "business_id": "jqOPL979k-t_Vc049CnAjg", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-09-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "84rIbPquc9A2Wr_Gjp8yYA", "review_id": "_NKAO83aM1VYmuUjunJqLA", "text": "I was in town for the weekend with my son (13) and his friend. asked the front desk at my hotel if there was any good Chicago style pizza places in Madison. I was directed to rosati's. such a disappointment. very bland & the crust...just no. the teenagers even thought it was mediocre. we each tried a slice, put the rest in the hall & called a different place.", "business_id": "jqOPL979k-t_Vc049CnAjg", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-11-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "oSA746-4MCJpWorJkzxqpQ", "review_id": "Kn0-ovKl4ITpJF46XJV5RQ", "text": "While they have a decent amount of products and such, the store layout is a bit wonky. The clerks are almost overly helpful (aka: a bit over-eager), but it's a solid office store with mostly reasonable prices.", "business_id": "nE7GX1tMsGK4y7FjpPRmbA", "stars": 3, "date": "2012-10-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "PHKe2H1tKwECKNSX4iTTMQ", "review_id": "v99ey0N85dbN1htbJ00d7g", "text": "On Friday September 25 we contacted the print area via phone regarding memorial flyers for our mother's funeral services. It was an unexpected death and we did not know time tables on these kinds of things. We arrived later that day and spoke with Cassandra in person. We want to let you know that Cassandra went above and beyond for us. We are very thankful for everything she did for us. She is the kind of employee that you want working for you. As a manager myself for the last 20 year, she did everything to perfection. In our eyes she deserves a raise for outstanding customer service. Again, thank you for having such a wonderful employee working for you. It's not too often that you run into these types of employees and you should feel honored to have her.", "business_id": "nE7GX1tMsGK4y7FjpPRmbA", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-09-28", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "WMelGD7uD_ajakRR9s3N4Q", "review_id": "nG2qBcRA2LNOSeqC7EMQKg", "text": "Poor hours, selection and service. Try calling first. Sometimes a phone person (person available via phone, not a telco-human hybrid) is there after hours, and actually knows what they're talking about.\nStock: Typical cheaply-made Chinese office goods like everywhere else. Just there's not a lot of variety or selection. They used to have good media, but a couple years back they drastically cut most formats (even online inventory) and sold only immation (Memorex-the bad ones) branded optical media. That's the worst, and sadly most prevalent, media being sold, low quality, manufacturing problems abound, most all are coasters, etc. It seems the rest of the inventory followed optical media's example. But hey, I've gotten some OK paper clips here, even if they didn't have any assignment/planners for this year because, as one clerk said after being hunted down, \"Uh, it's already April... so... but I see we have some for next year, interested in those?\"  \n It's kind of isolated, on the other side of E. Washington Ave. from E Towne Mall. The OfficeMax (same company now, I know) nearby the mall, next to Best Buy, has worse hours and selection though. Is there a better place on this side of town for everyday office needs? ... Not so much, no; although arguments could be made for Target, Goodwill, Shopko, trekking to Sun Prairie or elsewhere in town.  \n\n  So, shopping for office supplies on the east side of town you're pretty much out of luck unless you try to force one of these places to work for you, and are happy with the selection, service and end results. If so, than congrats.  \nSorry to say but skip this one and try to go to the one on Whitney Way, or a Staples.\n\nOh, lookout in the parking lot: you may get panhandled by a 'homeless' guy, or worse; like just happened 30 seconds ago to yours truly. I swear I've never left this place not feeling awful.\n\nCheck their ad -  sometimes there are 'Sunday/Monday' only deals that might be worth your while.", "business_id": "nE7GX1tMsGK4y7FjpPRmbA", "stars": 2, "date": "2015-10-04", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "LkmcnJNBfnvaZk6MoE_k5w", "review_id": "Xmy3woIeMR8_jvSF0UuxIQ", "text": "I only needed one thing (brochure/flyer paper), had researched it online to find their brand, and had planned on just running in and out. \n\nThe paper set up is really spread out, and it took me several circles to figure out that the brochure paper was on a side shelf. There was an associate that was working way down the aisle that saw me walking back and forth but made no attempt to offer help or greet me. Yes, I could have walked down to ask where things were, and I would have if I still wasn't able to find it after another minute or two, but still. \n\nMy next beef comes with the paper being $5 more in store than the posted online price. I thought maybe I had misremembered the price, but looking it back up I was right. I'm also now noticing an in-store pick-up option that would have saved me money and time. Bummer.", "business_id": "nE7GX1tMsGK4y7FjpPRmbA", "stars": 2, "date": "2015-11-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "cMfvLtBnyXo5xlm9IB-8Og", "review_id": "_p8QyoQvFcfG7toLCgn6Eg", "text": "I used this place once, and it will be my last. The place reeked of old urine. I'm not sure if someone has used it as a bathroom, and the place never got cleaned, or what? All I know is that it stinks, and not a good smell at that.", "business_id": "BdO3fRKops_wgmUPYyLGDw", "stars": 1, "date": "2012-10-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "U-1xYyfxXMDBRFXzCxzQLA", "review_id": "4_alaHdKriSnfdtzYASwzA", "text": "This laundry mat is small but tidy and is never over-crowded. The owners are punctual, professional and I see them just about every time I do laundry, cleaning up and providing maintenance if needed. Some places you just can't beat; this is one of them. :-)", "business_id": "BdO3fRKops_wgmUPYyLGDw", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-10-04", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "njZMfx8WAhfDI8bBUOSDLw", "review_id": "nNXjPiqHYcPo3EATx7ZTlA", "text": "So, like others, I wasn't really looking to write a laundromat review. However, as I have been here plenty of times (as well as sitting waiting for my laundry to dry right now), I figured why not. It is not a big place, but pretty clean and not overly busy. Nor is it too expensive. I would give the place four stars, except for the fact that one of the dryers once stained my clothes with rust strains and they were a pain to get out. That hasn't happened again, so that is probably my own grumpiness and may very well be ignored. Overall, if you do your laundry at a mat, you could do much worse than going here.", "business_id": "BdO3fRKops_wgmUPYyLGDw", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-10-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "2VyNJUxHcVI8NbtSPX0hPA", "review_id": "Eugbskum-A0Sks7HOafj3A", "text": "First time here was Leather and Lace night in Oct. 2009. Finally an adult place to have adult fun. Not a bunch of college kids goofing around and giggling like fetish night at The Cardinal. This was much more mature and so much fun! Everyone friendly. So many beautiful sexy people. Loved the guy in the mesh shirt, hee hee! Ended up getting quite naughty and I cannot wait to return. I thought it was much larger than I expected, with the dance floor in the front, the middle area bar, and then the whole area in the back with two more bars there.\nFinally I have a place to go play!\nKissy", "business_id": "XTGb5b3LBuhWHhJS1xPnQQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2009-11-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "AXz26iQxhQQF7FFCkDNJ6w", "review_id": "CV63dlsnOUB9ELI7cBrzXw", "text": "Happy to live in a city with a club like this.", "business_id": "XTGb5b3LBuhWHhJS1xPnQQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-11-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "1i4Dx_83rJEP8OTriIynkA", "review_id": "tpV1XmwqV9vliv3FE-VtMg", "text": "I haven't been here too many times, but the place is great! It has a really nice atmosphere and looks a lot nicer than the clubs I've been to before. The floors weren't sticky and overall the place was actually really clean. I really wasn't expecting that especially since I went to one of the fetish nights. It's a lot smaller than I was expecting. I guess that's probably the difference between clubs in smaller cities and big cities. It's not that big of a deal to me, but I imagine they can't hold a really big crowd. The drinks are fairly strong and aren't too expensive. The bathrooms are very clean and well lit. The staff are all amazingly nice and friendly. I enjoyed taking a drink outside to the smoking area and chatting. The people I met were lovely and I'm excited to meet new people at future events!", "business_id": "XTGb5b3LBuhWHhJS1xPnQQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-09-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 4, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ctvJQmi5EEBndDQ0X1uDcg", "review_id": "qRbufI2R3s3f61zkmhVXHg", "text": "We loved this store..... for about a month. Then they sold us fish KNOWING they had ick. We knew it was the new fish because they had spots first.  After trying two different medicines all but one of our fish died. We took back the ones we had gotten from petsmart and I said, \"hey I think your fish gave our tank ick\" the employee responded with \"probably we found ick in one of our tanks and there's one fileter for all our tanks\" I could not believe it. Why would you knowingly sell someone sick fish? They wouldn't even refund our money for the fish we had bought. If you ask me they should have payed for the rest of the fish they killed and the two bottles of medicine too! We will never go back.", "business_id": "2fPABODueZ0RSOFln5Yl5A", "stars": 1, "date": "2010-09-29", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "omOnbJjKaJUkvYi3reIB9w", "review_id": "crbsMVBG9b_qjtrv_3BDiA", "text": "Maybe the most disorganized store I have ever seen. Now, add that in with trying to bring my dog with me into this store...Pure Chaos. \n\nMy last visit (of many I've made to this PetSmart) made me realize that I'm better off heading to either Fleet Farm or Tabby and Jacks to get whatever I may be looking at locally for my dog.  \n\nI enjoy the fact I can walk my dog into the store to get what I need, but when I head to the footwear isle to find nothing for medium to large dog sizes I get a little irritated. \nDo the employee's working here know how to stock the shelves? Why are all the socks and footwear thrown all over the bottom shelf of the clothing isle? \n\nNot everyone has a 10 lb dog. I'm not even asking much. I have a 48 lb English Bulldog and I still could not find anything in his size. \n\nThe last thing I want to do is sift through items thrown all over the floor and shelf. Forget it! \n\nI asked a employee if they carried socks for medium to large size dogs  (their website says this store does have these items in stock) and instead of even helping me sift through their ridiculous isle I was told, \"What you see if what we have\". \nCome on Man!!!!! Really? Is this your best customer service?\n\nNot sure If you will be seeing much more of me and my Bully anytime soon coming back in here.", "business_id": "2fPABODueZ0RSOFln5Yl5A", "stars": 2, "date": "2014-11-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "W2BUnRMGRZjd0qvDqq4bFg", "review_id": "lZ368c7WkqK7rR-Iyht41Q", "text": "I came here when I had some down time before meeting a friend for brunch farther down Atwood.  It looked like a funky atmosphere and I think they had a \"free wifi\" sign, so I came in.\n\nI had hot chocolate.  It was a fairly standard hot chocolate, no swanky dark chocolate and no spices added.\n\nWeirdly, I could better pick up the wifi signal of the bike shop next door, and couldn't connect to Zoma's own network.  So I used the bike shop's wifi, drank my hot chocolate, and went on my way.  \n\nI later noticed that they have a garden patio out back and a long set of bike racks out by the bike path that runs behind the cafe.  It's probably a great place to bicycle and enjoy a morning mocha on the patio, assuming the mosquitoes aren't too voracious.\n\nI'd give another star if the hot chocolate were more flavorful and another star if the wifi worked, which I imagine it usually does.", "business_id": "UV9c6A16IXXA7JmkTor8Tg", "stars": 3, "date": "2007-09-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "x4y6u3CgY7RzzrWvphcZDQ", "review_id": "ZP_q58L-dqn1OVNxze_ifw", "text": "The patio is as heavenly place to spend a day off in. The appeal of riding my bike up the path right to the patio is fantastic. I love that they offer different varieties of iced tea besides your regular black. My only criticism is that I had to wait a long time for my sandwich - it seemed like the ingredients weren't readily available (tomatoes had to be sliced first). Sounds picky, but I used to work at a coffee shop and it's crucial to have all of your sandwich items ready to go.\n\nEDIT: CLOSING? Nooooo!", "business_id": "UV9c6A16IXXA7JmkTor8Tg", "stars": 4, "date": "2008-09-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 6, "useful": 5, "cool": 3}, "user_id": "ZYaumz29bl9qHpu-KVtMGA", "review_id": "Eg0SaMalaILe4yUM2Ea68w", "text": "I have only been to cafe Zoma once, and I didn't even order anything.  My friends got coffee to go, and there were two customers ahead of them in line.  I had no idea that it could take a half hour to serve four people coffee, but the Clap your Hands Say Yeah listening idiots behind the counter at Cafe Zoma made it possible.\n\nI gave this place an extra star because my friends thought their coffee was pretty good.", "business_id": "UV9c6A16IXXA7JmkTor8Tg", "stars": 2, "date": "2008-10-06", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "wPmrjeDshlkS7TacuInQtQ", "review_id": "qzczfwDig0e-JosZw4cL0g", "text": "Zoma has a great vibe, what with the art gallery, the patio and the furnishings. But, like anything truly worthwhile, you can't expect Zoma to do all the work. Take a step towards Zoma and Zoma will take a step towards you.\n\nThe coffee is good. They're buying from Espresso Royal now. The miel I had was fine. Nothing spectacular. I had to ask after the bagel I'd ordered after about twenty minutes. However, the staff was warm and friendly.\n\nIf I were in a hurry, and needed a cup I probably wouldn't choose Zoma. However, whenever I have an hour or two and want to sip tea while soaking in the atmosphere, Zoma's the place for me. The fact that there's easy access from the bike path just adds to the bucket of coolness that's in the corner.", "business_id": "UV9c6A16IXXA7JmkTor8Tg", "stars": 4, "date": "2009-09-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "AaOyW6VkLy_eU3eaf3EVfg", "review_id": "1W1ZLxu-MJq-hLLt7_XUlQ", "text": "A mixed bag... In some ways, I preferred the homey feel of the previous owners, though their service was terrible and the food even worse.  The new management has the trains running on time, so to speak, with a cleaner, generally welcoming vibe to the place.  The only thing I absolutely loathe about the place is the freakin' VOLUME on the stereo -- the kids who work at this place insist on blasting the stereo loud enough that it's hard to have a conversation inside sometimes.  Especially during non-peak hours when, I suppose, they think they can just goof off?  I dunno, I love many things about this place but find myself coming here much less often than I thought I would after they re-opened.", "business_id": "UV9c6A16IXXA7JmkTor8Tg", "stars": 3, "date": "2009-09-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "4bsu8DLfDkBV84RKn6UmcA", "review_id": "0lrfYfYrS5tZdck3U0eKlg", "text": "It's a nice place in a great location, but the coffee is a let down. It's kind of bland, even when you get an extra shot of espresso to toughen it up. I'm not sure if it was me or the coffee, but I had terrible indigestion after having the coffee here. I noticed becaues based on my schedule, I would get my coffee here some days, and other days at McDonalds. Never on the McDonald's days, but always on the Zoma days, my stomach let the world know it wasn't doing too well. It happened too much to be coincidence. Anyhow, I guess if I'm in a bind I'll get my coffee here, but I think for now I'll take a pass :(", "business_id": "UV9c6A16IXXA7JmkTor8Tg", "stars": 2, "date": "2009-10-06", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "1RveMKg4_GYE3HL9aUX-rA", "review_id": "YiX_jw5TTlBu4GXbxIFKHQ", "text": "I love Cafe Zoma. I just discovered this place about two months ago and have visited about a dozen times since then. I really love the outside yard in the back where there are several tables and a play area for kids. This is very important to me since I have a one year old and a two year old. I also love the access from the bike path. I would highly recommend a smoothie, they are great. However, if I go in before work I usually get a Cubano, cause I need to caffeine to help wake me up in the early mornings. I've also had two different sandwiches and both were very hearty and delicious.\n\nWhen I go I'm usually there between 7am and 8:30 am and I've never had to wait more than a few minutes for my drink. I will actually come here over Starbucks when I'm in hurry because Zoma is always quicker.\n\nI'm giving five stars even though I have had one problem with a drink I ordered not being hot enough, not even close to the temperature of the times that I ordered the drink before. However, I'm am not counting that against their rating since the employee I talked to about it was great and offered to give me a free drink the next time I came in.\n\nI think that have a great staff and great customer service. If you haven't been I highly suggest you stop by sometime and give it a try.", "business_id": "UV9c6A16IXXA7JmkTor8Tg", "stars": 5, "date": "2011-09-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "4yv4bQSnx2R2kzeSo0XJwA", "review_id": "MihdcMOC1jSGKUd6V8aXBw", "text": "Everything about Zoma is, uh, OK. The coffee adequate if not excellent and not roasted here. The space quiet, if not warm. The chairs mostly comfortable but tables wobbly. It's not dirty, but not exactly spotless either (although I accept that for any coffee shop). On most visits, the counter staff are friendly and the outdoor space wonderful. I don't eat many treats here, but they smell terrific most days.", "business_id": "UV9c6A16IXXA7JmkTor8Tg", "stars": 3, "date": "2011-10-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "zDJy3eIio_6dBPvEMekhrA", "review_id": "M0B5CEYrcpRMwHHG35qKOQ", "text": "I am a semi-regular customer here, as I live in the neighborhood. Other than the typical music as background noise, the place is relatively quiet and, for me, an ideal study spot on Sundays. Just enough sunlight comes through the rear doors. Past those doors is the popular outdoor seating. There are a few \"Little Free Libraries.\" Bikers can appreciate the location, as it lies adjacent to the Capital City Trail. Electrical outlets are usually easy to access except during the busy hours when the seating along the wall is taken.", "business_id": "UV9c6A16IXXA7JmkTor8Tg", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-09-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "VT2uPEwPRfeUl3D_sGZhbg", "review_id": "D7X5wHeXIXL0wyHV3ugg7g", "text": "I don't get what all the hype is about. This seems to be a completely average coffee shop, with the added bonus of being off a bike path. So two stars for convenience. Coffee was, like I said, average. People behind the counter were indifferent at best. I asked for a 'cubano' based on previous reviews and was met with a blank stare and a 'what?!?', then told I could chose from the board. There was no cubano on the board. Maybe it's the same worker some other reviewers talked about, and possibly every other employee there is fantastic. But this has been my experience. Also, the food was a big disappointment. Even though they have a menu, when we tried to order from it we were pointed to the pre-made sandwiches in the display case. No veggi options, no choice of bread, just what was there, much like a Starbucks. Meh.", "business_id": "UV9c6A16IXXA7JmkTor8Tg", "stars": 2, "date": "2012-09-06", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "fJCwWvdZvvIC9f-K8QaosA", "review_id": "OBRhFoHoESjE1pwINF9Sng", "text": "Great local coffee shop! I love that it's right off the bike path - gives it a nice, neighborhood feel. Beautiful back patio and large glass doors for when the weather isn't ideal but you still want a view of the outdoors. The food and pastry options are minimal but the coffee is good and I usually only go there for a place to hang out and study. Theres a decent amount of seating but I have had trouble finding anywhere to sit several times already. I also love that they have a few games available as well, though I wouldn't complain if they added a few more options ;)", "business_id": "UV9c6A16IXXA7JmkTor8Tg", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-10-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "n6GcWuPYKKOu4oL3rOzBuw", "review_id": "nTPx4iYhbvH4L6BLM33f7Q", "text": "Ever since Caf\u00e9 Royale took over the scene, the coffee is not fantastic. The baristas are always super crass and I know multiple people whom have applied for positions there and have been turned away because their lack of coffee making skills. So, rather than hiring someone new and exciting and completely qualified, they don't want to bother with teaching others coffee making skills, so they keep hiring people with huge egos and previous experience. How neat! I don't come here anymore - bad vibes. Go to The Victory a block or two down!", "business_id": "UV9c6A16IXXA7JmkTor8Tg", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-10-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "aHC15XItROlYfZiXS9Zwsg", "review_id": "ZBhkQUeouj8PL29wuv1HWA", "text": "My chai wasn't as tasty as other places, but was drinkable. Friend said that it is not her experience...maybe a bad make.", "business_id": "UV9c6A16IXXA7JmkTor8Tg", "stars": 2, "date": "2014-10-28", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "draNjfksZ0DR8PLxmDMarQ", "review_id": "y_er5cXEBL7VmskvRfHpHw", "text": "Nice, relaxed atmosphere in this coffee shop.  Plenty of seating inside & out.  Staff is friendly and upbeat.\n\nSituated between popular Atwood Avenue and a bike path, this is a wonderful bike destination or stopover on your ride.  You can roll right up to the bike racks along the path in the Caf\u00e9's backyard.  \n\nMenu is pretty standard coffee shop, with coffee & espresso beverages, a nice variety of smoothies, soups and sandwiches, (several vegetarian options), vegan samosas, and fresh baked cookies & pastries.  \n\nWhat really makes this caf\u00e9 stand out is the eclectic artwork both in- and outdoors, which rotates frequently.", "business_id": "UV9c6A16IXXA7JmkTor8Tg", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-11-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "roUx18oNTJo5kdJORgJmNA", "review_id": "FfYB9O_BUoCRPiuTrySl8g", "text": "Zoma is OK, but it feels like it's run by an absentee landlord.  There are lots of BUTs here. They have good pastries, but never offer the fresh ones that they're baking right in front of you for their other stores. They have plenty of seating, but most of the tables are tippy. It's good space for laptop work, but (and this is incredibly annoying) the outlets are so worn that your plug falls out. \n\nThe greatest asset here is the rear courtyard next to the bike path...but it's often not well-maintained and the steps up from the bike parking area on the path are poorly constructed and often treacherous.  I'm glad Zoma is in my neighborhood, but with strong competition nearby they need to step up their game.", "business_id": "UV9c6A16IXXA7JmkTor8Tg", "stars": 2, "date": "2015-11-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "RvweNJFVkR3ttkWsIBy7nQ", "review_id": "Pcxf8ux3fiiVkq_GrW6lFQ", "text": "Hidden behind McDonald's, this place is a great addition to the East Side. It is not terribly difficult to get into this place. The prices are affordable. I dry cleaned 2 business  suits (each with two pieces, one male, one female), one cocktail dress and one business dress. This was all for $44 and change. \n\nThe staff is friendly. And all in all they did a great job. I had no major stains, it was just normal cleaning. I am happy and would definitely go back. They work fast and will work within a timeline if necessary.", "business_id": "tTHVQItpZrYZ_F0qtUTPcw", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-10-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "kYZ2ShA_IqTgsWRUI6dY-w", "review_id": "teArIkq8-OBgXjKHXSQcWQ", "text": "I have been a food fight customer and visit all of there restaurants on a regular basis. My favorite is Monty's blue plate. The meatless loaf of the gods is my favorite. Have tried other things and have always been happy. Every year they sell gift certificates and for every one hundred dollars they give you a twenty five dollar certificate. Can't beat that. I load up a gift card with five hundred and eat all year. I would never agree with the people that have bashed their places. Try it you will like it.", "business_id": "nE51k932dNFc-gClgPguVw", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-11-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "XBQAegoaNWA-GhITNFimeA", "review_id": "IPdj29fDucSJI4KTak4T4g", "text": "Great service. great prices. Local in our neighborhood. Easy to work with. Honest.  I wish we had more places like this in town.  I would highly recommend Kirch Appliance to someone on a budget or looking for a great value!", "business_id": "rYM99lw8LjkAnryA8PWCJw", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-09-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "iOucpEHVN5_zA6PxkRWfeg", "review_id": "P_faZYTcfRsGK_X4hNfBQQ", "text": "Mallards games are pretty incredible for as small as they are. There are a lot of handouts as they try to advertise and there are plenty of food options. The between innings and seating sections are also pretty cool. This is a pretty good place to bring a date to if she is into baseball also.", "business_id": "4N7dN61pyPfcxmKgXWQPfw", "stars": 3, "date": "2012-11-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "vtYwZ0BnXIIcDRV-j8OQqw", "review_id": "Q4jGpFoPyzU8pLOhAiEEyg", "text": "A great place for plant lovers any time of the year!\n\nMy wife and I come here every winter (if we can) to attend a conference put on by Horticulture Magazine(Fine Gardening).  Olbrich does a nice job with preparation, including the food.\n\nTheir tropical conservatory is a bit on the small side but the building and plants are very well tended.\n\nThe various gardens are very well tended.  There are 10 or more theme gardens.  I love their rose garden:  YES WE CAN GROW BEAUTIFUL ROSES IN WISCONSIN.  In fact some roses have been developed by a hybridizer at Olbrich.\n\nOlbrich is in a nice area of Madison - close to Lake Monona.", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 5, "date": "2007-09-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "8LSbsAOT7t8WAXvc14o6fw", "review_id": "dGDdFpvhfIp53rPIPd94PA", "text": "What a great garden!\nBe sure to see:\nThe Thai Pavillion\nThe Conservatory\nThe Reflecting Pool", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 5, "date": "2009-10-10", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "-hwN2juKYn-KTxa2WBYLnw", "review_id": "7-cxdevlGj9FfrAIOF9Atg", "text": "This is truly a beautiful place and a treasure for Madison.  Please don't ever leave us.  Be sure to check out the herb garden in the fall.  Amazing variety of scents.  The varieties of  geranium are amazing.  Lemon, chocolate, mint, vanilla, pepper, cinnamon, turmeric... well you get the picture.", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-11-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "qGovLmiXroxztb-X2cftiQ", "review_id": "HEZHTdss4ybAUFRJKZy62A", "text": "Its very nice, and a great place to stop if you're biking around lake monona. Its super large and super green, just how I like it!", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 4, "date": "2011-09-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "qirGKETf8WHQJzRuhMvzmg", "review_id": "0_MAefOFC67bPxtDwxaMzw", "text": "Note - grounds only, didn't get to the conservatory.\n\nOf the various Civic Tourism opportunities around Madison, Olbrich takes the prize for best in show. Fantastic assortment of native flora, meticulously planned to keep something interesting to see year-round (except during the Wisconsin winter, I guess).  Beautiful arrangements, with adjoining themed areas: roses, herbs, even poisons! It also features, perhaps oddly,  the only Thai Sala in the continental US -- I think I first saw one in Hawaii -- and its fragile gold leaf has survived multiple midwestern winters surprisingly well. \n\nIt's all free, and while you can self-guide I cannot recommend the tours highly enough.  We chanced to arrive just before the last of the day, and our guide, Paul, was everything you want in a volunteer guide: highly knowledgeable and enthusiastic about all aspects of the garden and its history, our tour was ninety minutes that felt like twenty.", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-09-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 3, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "2nP4V3CUSU4AylZt-nCE-g", "review_id": "pWu-IVPJxfw5sQyZgUSUaw", "text": "How do you give this place less than five stars? Olbrich is a free botanical garden! Sure, the growing season here is very limited (even Milwaukee and Chicago have longer seasons!), but that is no reason to detract a star from a place because of the weather! \n\nThis place is gorgeous and the flora/fauna you might be inclined to visit depends on the time of year...the Thai Pavilion is probably the exception as the gold leaf and smooth stones stand out at anytime of year. (Did you know there are no nails in the entire structure? I think that is so amazing!) \n\nThe Bolz Conservatory is also open year round. It includes tropical plants as well as many species of smaller creatures be them mammal, bird, or butterfly. While the Gardens in Chicago or Domes in Milwaukee might run you a pretty penny, the Conservatory costs only $2. The gigantic koi, the exotic trees, and not even to mention being the cheapest sauna in Wisconsin! This place is so worth it! I adore it and still pickup the 'kids-only' scavenger hunt.\n\nEverything about this place is delightful. Also, I have navigated this place, with the exception of the rock garden, with a wheelchair. So for those concerned about others who cannot walk far or without assistance, there are many benches and areas for a rest! Did I mention that it is free? (Although I always toss in something because I never want to see the day Olbrich Gardens closes its doors to the community due to lack of funds.)", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-09-18", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "AXz26iQxhQQF7FFCkDNJ6w", "review_id": "CUFfHL1kE3MPfMJveFo5Ow", "text": "Love this place", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-10-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 3, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "8pZ9tV7DCF-vxKBh8C9bXQ", "review_id": "wTZOlXaJhivh3QDhsEQdxQ", "text": "Wonderful place to spend the afternoon - great place for kids to run around and enjoy the space.  I'm really not big on the educational component of the Gardens (I know, shame on me!) but I love the atmosphere and being around nature.  Great all year round...", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-10-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "iOucpEHVN5_zA6PxkRWfeg", "review_id": "CoF31Tj-xxB5_tpcgUpuXA", "text": "This is a really well done garden. Truly spectacular.", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-11-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "lJnv4JUdz1plI-g2S4M6Ng", "review_id": "yyouC2UmAC2J_10ZB6frKQ", "text": "Free and much larger than I expected, this botanical garden was a pleasant surprise.  There are a few corners that are particularly nice, like the Rose Tower and Temple. Meander throughout and try to get lost. Sit a spell on a bench and enjoy the scenery.", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-09-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "tbUrDHtfFd1aepuIK9Qapg", "review_id": "TrVuKCbkfdo9g7TpOIJIXw", "text": "Amazing!  I can't believe all these types of plants shrubs and herbs grow in Wisconsin soil!  Such a beautifully kept grounds. They have a tram going around the 16-acres, but that's really for the elderly so we didn't take it.  Then when it rolled by us we saw no elderly people on it at all.  It was a nice day out so we enjoyed walking the grounds.  Best was the Thai garden as it felt so calm and relaxing, not to mention the beautiful pavilion.  Just a note to people, you really shouldn't be touching things in a botanical garden.  My partner didn't know that was implied, so just for future visitors to be aware and please inform your party.", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-09-29", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "QBKzfolWUTa0Ka9ujSm4gw", "review_id": "H0i7A4x_e2T66TBBMdJ9Vg", "text": "What a bonus Ohlbrich is... free and beautiful. Watch tha flowers bloom in the spring, in summer see the birds swooping in the twilight, in fall the colors are amazing and in winter the sun dazzles with the frosty foliage. \nHey, take your kids for a walk, steal a kiss from your lover, or bring a book and relax. This city treasure is in walking distance for me and is easily accessible by bus and bike (right on the bike path). Go, you won't be sorry.", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-11-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "RFCz1TQGisK5MgVgDHaGPQ", "review_id": "euIDuAJjv5bg4gwGkjea3w", "text": "Wow, this place blew me away being free.  This garden is huge and probably out does itself from the indoor conservatory.  I would equate the indoor conservatory to the Des Moines Botanical Garden so this easily surpasses it.  The Thai House was especially awesome and all the other gardens.  The rock garden was my personal favorite to just reflect.  The back part of it with all the swamp stuff was less appealing in my humble opinion.  We got free admission to the indoor conservatory which is $3 per person and $2 for children.  My Como Zoo and Conservatory membership got us complimentary admission.  Well, we finished up in about an hour and a half so plan about this much of time.  It opens early and the conservatory opens later at around 10AM.", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-09-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "IIDdfgsTEZ9h6sfJD_s74w", "review_id": "ujzVr2G-q0jsylXnFXXflQ", "text": "YES.  My new favorite thing to do is to go to Crema Cafa (or any other place I suppose) and sip a coffee while walking through the gardens.  So relaxing.  And for free!  \n\nThe gardens are friendly for studying, though I am not sure of the wifi situation.  Great for kids' field trips.  Great for adults just doing their thing.  I went and cartwheeled around their big center lawn.  Nobody even looked twice!\n\nI have not been through the butterfly exhibit because the gardens are good enough for me.  I will be saving the butterflies for a rainy day.\n\nIf you get a chance, check out the HUGE hibiscus like flowers.  They are my favorite and makes you feel you are at least a bit closer to Hawaii...the humidity helped as well though.", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-09-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "SEt-PUjpnblmWKKHQM9a3g", "review_id": "koYh7Wpdt2SJWkQ5yk3HSA", "text": "Really beautiful place. Must go see - herb garden - TOUCH N FEEL was really good. Otherwise really big place and definitely can cater to an event. Thai Garden was also good.", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-09-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ATNZbGodebIzvY36_gnYiQ", "review_id": "-NIysybFujmohhArU8PFYw", "text": "Pretty impressive landscaping, floral and fauna display. Free admission, but I suggest spending the extra $2 and visit the conservatory whi check has butterflies and a few birds.", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-09-06", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "NKknEvdcKwgm-8mkkIxfHw", "review_id": "qogEDBJv2KGIFnDedNC8fA", "text": "This place is magical. I really don't feel the need to expand on this statement too much. Go, just go! This is my only advice to you.\nI suggest taking the tram ride if possible. This enables you to get a mini tour and see the lay of the land, it also provides shade on a hot day. We learned some really cool things about the Thai Pavilion we might not otherwise have learned if we didn't take the tram ride. \nFamily friendly and affordable fun; It's free to enter the gardens and $2.00 per person to enter the conservatory. \nThey suggest you make a donation, and so do I. \nThis is a Madison treasure, I hope to enjoy in all seasons!", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-09-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "r2o90WlcVtHvJ2iQhmlpeQ", "review_id": "s08pAbzqVM3QVUwyj-dG-Q", "text": "Stunning collection, great designs, and unbeatable price - free! I've been spoiled growing up in St Louis and having the MO Botanical Gardens at my fingertips, a place a dearly miss, however, I was so delighted to find this gem and will be frequenting it often now that Madison is my new home. It's really such an incredible resource for this community and I'm so happy it's here. I can't wait to return and see how it evolves over the seasons.", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-09-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "uz3CtbPTwfuKK6oVNxy7Mg", "review_id": "2aGSIw-yWCDYc8UqiP0gZQ", "text": "Amazing FREE botanical garden, the only THAI Temple in North America.  HIGHLY recommended for all!", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-10-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "16fUoxbABxFICJuVNxvI1g", "review_id": "VYhr-0qHtPoeR28R7lJGKQ", "text": "Sometimes you just need to walk and this is a great place to do it. So many wonderful things to learn about for the avid gardener. The pavilion is great to explore with kids. I like to visit the indoor space during the winter when I need a break, I'll bring my sketchbook sometimes and draw the snow covered trees from inside.", "business_id": "Q3GGB4ZMajP-Qmtdr1cVZw", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-11-18", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "HAPeOwz8g3D8LNwPDf0aVA", "review_id": "_O9Dy64TbJq7SNN7Zuu2Ow", "text": "Grease running down my hand. That's a first. Maybe that's appealing to some people, but definitely not me.\n\nSorry, Pizza Pit staff. \n\n[Cue the Tim & Eric \"Ya blew it!\" .gif.]", "business_id": "xMyTUliefguc3bfetGebJg", "stars": 1, "date": "2013-09-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "CRyOc3Njbf0jtRptTs5s2w", "review_id": "H_RVH9GlgDgoFJaZbQNZ8w", "text": "The pizza here is OK, the staff here is friendly, and they have good daily deals.", "business_id": "xMyTUliefguc3bfetGebJg", "stars": 3, "date": "2013-10-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "k9ZauOOEDAsEhTcV9t2W4Q", "review_id": "BKXdLRnZDJrgnIFD9W7YeA", "text": "Wings are alright. The gyro is acceptable. The pizza is only slightly rubbery. Delivery however was speedy and service at the bowling alley was very nice and accomodating.", "business_id": "xMyTUliefguc3bfetGebJg", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-11-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "5Oz8BZbvdhkUmKXIS4sMNQ", "review_id": "aHvoEPM6COgQhU7Ot-oSgA", "text": "Tired of \"phone-it-in\" lunch buffets, with the same 6 dishes day after day?  Then Maharaja might get you out of your funk.  I've been to their lunch buffet about 5 times, and EVERY time there is a new dish or two that I've never seen before.\n\nGreat price on the lunch.  Wonderful dessert selection.  Good variety between meaty and veggie dishes.  Love the goat curry.  If you like Indian food at all, you can't go wrong with a lunch at Maharaja.\n\n(And for facebookers... No, I did NOT eat 4 times tonight.  Just catching up on some restaurants that deserve a good review.)", "business_id": "jqo3Ljexof9sA8PhSTwEjA", "stars": 4, "date": "2009-09-11", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 5, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "FuqjqlT3lGH2_TN3TfEvQg", "review_id": "KGM94olCuvzZSErWnQKm5Q", "text": "I have a love-hate relationship with this place. Let me explain what I meant by that. \n\nHere is a scenario: \n\nYou go in hungry and feeling like ready to chow down all the food display. After two plates, you start to slow down but you sill go for your thirds. then, you have to have the dessert. The mango ice cream is calling your name over and over. While you are near mango IC, why not, scoop up some of the pistachio ice cream and hey don't forgot those sweet balls.They are a must. Then, you are really stuffed and can't move. you look around the place and when you think no one is looking, you unbutton your pants and try to get up slowly. Thinking you might explode if you move quicker. You feel really bad that you had eaten all the food that can feed a small village. Then, you hate yourself for eating like a pig. You regret the whole thing ever happens. You go home and feeling sorry for yourself for putting 10 extra pounds in a matter of minutes. \n\nThe next day comes and when the food is digested, you crave for Maharaja buffet again. Eh!! Circle of life. Does it sound familiar to you or am I the only one? Hmmmm..........", "business_id": "jqo3Ljexof9sA8PhSTwEjA", "stars": 5, "date": "2009-10-18", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "nOa46hNJPUkp-33br-7hMg", "review_id": "f4oH75H3hs6XgH0aneVfqA", "text": "The staff here make the experience. Since I am not a fan of buffets, I can only tell you about the meals here. DELICIOUS. I don't eat meat, my boyfriend almost only eats meat, we both found things we loved. it was the best! We liked to eat here once a week since it was so amazing.", "business_id": "jqo3Ljexof9sA8PhSTwEjA", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-10-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "A0Qfr98pLOSlnpUDnVfTJg", "review_id": "EGLgv07ZJrYBbK045vtrUA", "text": "You'll be treated like royalty at the Maharaja. \n\nI first came upon this place by chance. I was in town for work and noticed that there was an Indian restaurant nearby. After reading the great reviews on Yelp, I knew I had to try it for myself.\n\nI ordered the Chicken TIkka Masala along with Naan bread and a cup of chai. I ordered the food to be Indian hot. The waiter replied, \"I like your confidence!\" It was very tasty and hot just as I like it. \n\nThe restaurant was well kept, the staff treat the guests as royalty so the service is wonderful, and the prices are decent for what you're getting.  \n\nDon't forget to stop by the Indian grocery that is located next door to this location! It has a large selection of items so that you can make your own Indian dinner at home. \nWill I be back the next time I'm in town?\nAbsolutely.", "business_id": "jqo3Ljexof9sA8PhSTwEjA", "stars": 5, "date": "2011-09-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "MHS-pQ5QxKI5N5_Z54zvhw", "review_id": "xeiLzSzdZMx4n83VVDDXKA", "text": "We did takeout and we ended up with large portions of excellent chicken tikka masala, garlic naan and veggie pakora and they gave us free chai for the road!", "business_id": "jqo3Ljexof9sA8PhSTwEjA", "stars": 4, "date": "2011-10-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "KacDtnCV5PFTZf7mEY-ekg", "review_id": "A5fiEWK-DN3CMUoSCpG_qA", "text": "Best Indian food in Madison. Interesting, delicious, diverse buffet. Wonderful service. Very attentive and friendly staff.", "business_id": "jqo3Ljexof9sA8PhSTwEjA", "stars": 4, "date": "2011-11-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "AlkwJyam3fAQ-xRkbQdT4w", "review_id": "FS_QaORswyE5tlztHnjmsQ", "text": "Excellent, excellent! Very impressed with their assorted curry dishes. Highly recommend. Don't expect fancy atmosphere. The staff moves at their own pace but that doesn't matter when the food is soooo good.", "business_id": "jqo3Ljexof9sA8PhSTwEjA", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-10-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "1Uhy0IGBZ0fzLpXD7VEpbQ", "review_id": "bHJH9hB0onL5mtH5HTeepQ", "text": "The neighborhood felt a little sketchy, and as a solo diner, my service wasn't very good.  Food was OK though.", "business_id": "jqo3Ljexof9sA8PhSTwEjA", "stars": 3, "date": "2013-11-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "C16vy9Z3VcNArNZEthU5uw", "review_id": "FGOAee1_w_Hay_sO6F-gvA", "text": "I had been hearing about Maharaja's from friends for months. One big win for them is that they deliver to Sun Prairie. Sun Prairie peeps, good news for us! \n\nWe stopped in a for a mid-week lunch buffet. The food was good, the prices were right on par with other Indian buffets. \n\nOn the top of the list for yumminess for me was the breaded fried Paneer cheese and the \"general tso's\" of indian food - tandoori chicken. The cheese had a great texture and what's not to like about cheese! It was tossed in a sweet and spicy sauce. The tandoori chicken was creamy and had a flavor to it that I haven't found before in tandoori chicken. Very flavorful. \n\nPlus, on an extra note, they let my 20 month old eat off the buffet for free. Yes, he only ate grapes and mango ice cream, but hey, he loved it! :) I've been to some buffets that charge for one year and up when they only are going to eat grapes and mango ice cream.", "business_id": "jqo3Ljexof9sA8PhSTwEjA", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-10-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "QBKzfolWUTa0Ka9ujSm4gw", "review_id": "yzCywBKuD5oZ_qq4qNrBcQ", "text": "Let me set the scene... Coming back from the Packers vs Panthers game. The trip is interminable. As we get closer to home we realize we are starving and need to grab take-out or else we will die.\nMy Pakistani guy suggests Maharajah East. There are 3 of us. We order two orders of Samosas, naan, parantha, chicken mougali, and palak paneer.  We swing by, grab the bag and before you know it we are seated at my table unwrapping our treats.\nThis is no easy crowd to please. We taste the crispy samosas which are filled with mashed potatoes and peas. Dipped in tamarind sauce they were downright heavenly. We nod silently in approval. We move on and find each dish to be equally yummy. The palak paneer (creamed spinach and cheese) was quite spicy and the mougali was very similar to tikka masala. Both dishes were quite rich. The naan and paratha were used to wipe up every last bit. As a treat, the restaurant threw in two little servings of mango ice cream. Thank you very much!\nA great meal to end a great day. Go Pack!", "business_id": "jqo3Ljexof9sA8PhSTwEjA", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-10-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "hToSCVEg2CfejHYst9cRhA", "review_id": "JBVFj0ApjZtzv7IFW6iPcA", "text": "DISCLAIMER.......I ordered Takeout and ate the food 1.5hrs after getting home\n\nI was staying in a nearby hotel and was really craving Indian so based on the reviews I headed to Maharaja.  I ordered Chicken 65 and Chile Chicken and Garlic Naan.  The food was ready when I got there, about 25min after making a call.  The food was well packaged and they included a plate and plastic silverware.  I also got some free mango ice cream, and a bunch of chutney's.  \n\nI'll start with the chicken 65 was well prepared with a smattering of raw onions and lemon.  The flavor was very good, but the chicken was chewy.  I don't know if this was because of the delay between preparation and consumption.......OR if the chicken was a little suspect.  \n\nThe Chile Chicken was a masala based curry that was well prepared.  The chicken was not chewy but still did not seem A grade.  The flavor of the gravy was excellent, with the proper amount of spice and flavor.  I did ask for it spicy and they did not hold back.  It was the ideal combination with the garlic naan I had ordered.  \n\nOverall....I feel guilty giving 3 stars, but I think if the chicken had been of a slightly better quality I was have loved the food.  \n\nOn a side note, there is a grocery/liquor store next door which has a great selection of Indian beers, about 4 including Taj, King Fisher, and Royal Salute.  They also have multiple liquors, and obviously a good selection of indian vegetables.", "business_id": "jqo3Ljexof9sA8PhSTwEjA", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-11-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "hToSCVEg2CfejHYst9cRhA", "review_id": "AXlEOyRuFvgeekUMpgYjcg", "text": "I feel compelled to write an additional review for this restaurant because the food I received on my second takeout experience was AWESOME. This time I ordered exclusively vegetarian. To start with the mixed veg appetizer is a great deal. For $8 you get a samosa, 4 spinach pakora, 2 paneer pakora, and 2 other pakora. All of them were excellent, not oily, and curry in the samosa was fresh and tasty. \n\nFor dinner we tried the Tandoori paneer and paneer jalfrizi. Both dishes were excellent . The combination of the spices with the vegs and the paneer was out of this world. The quantity was huge and one dish was plenty for two people. We also tried a ginger naan which I have never had before. Careful because it does have a kick to it, but I loved the flavor. \n\nWe also received two complementary mango ice creams which were also very good. Perfect quantity cups for each person. \n\nOverall I was extraordinarily pleased with the level of the vegetarian food that we had.", "business_id": "jqo3Ljexof9sA8PhSTwEjA", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-11-28", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "_WDrLSQXMgKmJbbTWMbJxg", "review_id": "omhrw9l4AJ4zSnr377QmvQ", "text": "I have been going to this lunch buffet about once a month for a long time and have always rated it high. Not so much anymore. The last three times things were just average. My main complaint this time is that the food is not hot enough on the buffet line. It was the same the last time I was here and it hasn't improved. I actually mentioned it to the cash register  person but nothing has changed. Some of the things that I really liked are now missing like that potato thing that I don't know the name for that was always there until now. The lentil soup is different  as well. Just doesn't have the same taste. One really irritating thing that happened this time was that I was criticized by a server for using the wrong spoon for the mango ice cream. It was in the ice cream when I got there so someone else had left it there. It was supposed to be in another dessert. The ice cream scoop was there in a bowl of water that looked filthy with the water and ice cream all melted together so I don't blame the previous customer for not using it. Either way the guy should have just moved the errant spoon and not criticized me, a paying customer, for using it. I suppose I am nitpicking but the other Indian places are now a step or two above Maharaja and I don't think I will go back for a while. Something has definitely changed here, at least for the buffet lunch.", "business_id": "jqo3Ljexof9sA8PhSTwEjA", "stars": 2, "date": "2015-10-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "qNgssB3UvyjdlLfIJaNOxQ", "review_id": "EcGFpYVVeWdoM3raD3wDLA", "text": "I went to the East location of The Camera Company with my 70-year old mother. She needed a new digital camera and had lots of questions and wanted to hold and play with the camera. The employee (sorry, I don't recall her name) was very helpful and patient, and was able to point out the features my mom was looking for without \"Let's look at the box together\" kind of ignorance.  We were very pleased with the attention and expertise and ended up buying a camera and accessories that fit my mom's needs - we were both happy with the experience. \n\nThis is the kind of service I'd never get at big box stores that probably sell the same cameras but without the great people to help.", "business_id": "cwGTjUMyfeAmTdLByEMh0g", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-09-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "1-bhSFWLp2eI1Bj8ZlG4HQ", "review_id": "53u1gLLPunTVAcwX87SKOA", "text": "Old-timey fern bar with a fish fry like you used to enjoy with Grandma.  Like the other reviewers, I order the ocean perch which comes family style with crinkle-cut fries!    This place is so good I make the destination of my twice-yearly meat craving!  (That's right - I consider fish meat.)  Don't sweat the wait you are likely to encounter (even if you and Gram get there at 4:30).  The bartenders make a delightful spicy Bloody Mary, which helps add to the overall feeling that have I reached retirement age.", "business_id": "68JsiWNLKs8NDCrBCxIWMA", "stars": 3, "date": "2008-09-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "yDhXxrXmucSlxLu7xefwJQ", "review_id": "8YmPehTr2CSSccgKw4ITnA", "text": "My semi-local friend thought nothing would be more authentically Wisconsin than a Friday Night Fish Fry. After overdosing on spam & corned beef hash for the past week, I was down for something local so I gladly obliged. \n\nWood-paneling and dim lighting make the main bar warm & inviting. Packed with locals, which is always a good sign. Strong brandy old-fashioned. Only downer was the downstairs dining area--kinda felt like a church bingo hall.\n\nSoft, tender & delicious bread, oddly sweet coleslaw. Fried cheese curds were good--moderately breaded, not greasy, smooth texture but not squeaky. Family style ocean perch was satisfying but not memorable. Un(der)seasoned but not greasy, breading a little thicker than desired. Crinkle-cut fries were great but also needed salt. Tartar sauce was a little too heavy on the mayo. Still ate a ton and didn't have room for dessert.\n\nOverall, excellent deep frying skills but might need a refresher course in seasoning. Great atmosphere; easy to see why they have such a strong following.", "business_id": "68JsiWNLKs8NDCrBCxIWMA", "stars": 3, "date": "2009-11-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 4, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "k60yW0XRImeFIGo2JApNsA", "review_id": "pdxIuQ9RKbdpWSDRFxaVXg", "text": "It's like Denny's built a food court at a retirement home.  If fish fry and old fashions is your thing and you want to hang out with grandma and grandpa while you eat your food, this is the place.  The upper crust in Maple Bluff love this place.  The only thing I can chalk it up to is they can get wasted and not drive that far to get home.  Wood paneling decor round out this gem.", "business_id": "68JsiWNLKs8NDCrBCxIWMA", "stars": 3, "date": "2011-10-11", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 3, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "_xf2ECTRftPV4bzK4mGYEg", "review_id": "qz15d3j7OPmRdjpqXvT85A", "text": "Friday night fish fry- AYCE for about $11.00. I highly suggest making a reservation- this place is packed to the gills. There's a huge bar in the main room, decent bartenders and reasonable priced drinks. We waited about 20 minutes past our reservation because there was a large party being served, but onced we had a drink in hand, the wait was tolerable. \n\nSeated, we were happily surprised to see how efficiently they run their fish fry- the tables were pre-set with a bowl of tartar sauce and a family-sized bowl of cole slaw, plus a basket with several slices of really tasty rye bread. \n\nThree of us enjoyed perch family-style, with fries and it was really good- a lightly breaded well-cooked platter of perch and fries was easy to share with friends.  \n\nLooking around, it was a good mix of north and east-siders with an average age of well under 60, on the low side for a supper club.\n\nCan't wait to go back!", "business_id": "68JsiWNLKs8NDCrBCxIWMA", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-11-04", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "IBURdIG6BLMQVfbTYSu1QQ", "review_id": "KRVGN-1fwHtOjY4FLTpQVQ", "text": "I'll start by saying I sat at the bar with a bunch of buddies for a game rather than actually sitting in the dining room so the comments about poor service may be legit. \n\nHowever, if you're looking to judge just the burgers and steaks they were great. Solid atmosphere with three big screens around a bar, the place is admittedly for an older crowd but they were very accomadating when six 24 year olds strolled in for a game.", "business_id": "68JsiWNLKs8NDCrBCxIWMA", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-10-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "AeargRrute0mYXS980sirQ", "review_id": "U8rCPFn3_oHrZ-DHo8VIgA", "text": "Headed here for a late meal on a Sunday night. Turns out it was a Packer Sunday night football Sunday night, so the dining room only had one other party, but the bar was pretty packed. The staff was a little pre-occupied with the game and the folks in the bar and the single waitress for the dining room was running herself a little ragged. \n\nOur meal came with soup and salad - the salads were typical pre-dinner and perfectly ok. The soups left a lot to be desired. We had one of each - cheeseburger and turkey pot pie - both lacked flavor and they weren't worth the space they'd take up in our tummies. \n\nOur steaks themselves were gorgeous. Both looked bigger than the 12oz we ordered and they were well cooked. However, we'd ordered fried onions to accompany them and my fried onions were burnt to a crisp. I had to scrape them to the side and eat around them to make sure their flavor didn't alter the taste of my steak. \n\nIn the end, it was a good, filling meal for a really good price, but it's not like I'll be jumping to head back.", "business_id": "68JsiWNLKs8NDCrBCxIWMA", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-11-11", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "A5QrSGXP8FaOFQ8ipQPk3Q", "review_id": "r1b29kAHMI_VX4a9zXJK8w", "text": "Took some friends here to Friday night fish fry. We used to come all the time , but moved out of town 1 year ago. So excited to get back and have the Lake perch fish fry-always my favorite! \nWe were really disappointed, looked like and tasted like we actually got bluegill and very little lake perch. The breading was also not what we remembered. Bluegill was over fried and very fishing tasting.  Wish I was told they did have lake perch. \nOur waitress was awesome and really attentive. After dinner drinks at the bar didn't go so well. The 3 bartenders just I\nignored us until my husband hollered at them. Keep in mind they were not busy like o remember them being busy -too bad", "business_id": "68JsiWNLKs8NDCrBCxIWMA", "stars": 2, "date": "2015-11-28", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "9dOo_HL8_Cu4aEZlGg1NmA", "review_id": "qD5UzBflkxECfx3ccWClTA", "text": "What a disappointment!  Came in to try the fish fry.  Crazy busy so we had high expectations!  3 ordered the fish fry, one a steak sandwich, - a big mistake.  Took forever to get seated, took even longer to get waited on.  The table was not completely cleared nor reset when we were seated.  Still, high expectations!\nThe fish came out, very dark as if fried in old oil and the steak sandwich-horrible.  It consisted of an extremely small tip of a steak, very fatty, served on two pieces of grocery store white bread, stacked, which acted as a sponge to soak up the bloody juices.  By the time I cut out the fat, there was precious little left to eat, other than the soggy fries.\nThe fish wasn't much better, definitely not what we had hoped for.\nMaybe it was our bad luck but we are not planning on a revisit, there are so many better places around worth trying.", "business_id": "68JsiWNLKs8NDCrBCxIWMA", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-11-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 2, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "6kp815UUjK--ukUjmDlSCQ", "review_id": "UJMOUg9kdFirSiC2Z2gLng", "text": "Another chain establishment.  The sad thing is that we \"tried\" to go to Red Lobster first, but were repelled by the large crowd of waiting people.  No, I don't want to stand around like cattle waiting for my pager to buzz so I can be ushered to a cramped seat, fed, branded, and ushered out again stampede style.  The mighty gods of chain restaurants everywhere are wagging their fingers at me right now saying, \"what do you expect lady?\"  I know, I know.  \n\nSo we went to Olive Garden down the street.  No wait there.  Our waitress was very young, I'll refer to her as \"Sparky\".  My dining companion had a sudden need to try some wine, so he asked Sparky what would pair well with the lasagna.  She didn't come across confident as she pointed to the list of wines on the menu that mister dining companion was holding.  She finally chose one and said that it would go well with the \"meaty\" dish.  I'm not sure what either one of us was expecting because after all this is Olive Garden and we have almost zero knowledge of wines.  So de-classA!!  \n\nAfter Sparky left our table, dining companion says that he expects the chosen wine to be the suck because Sparky doesn't look like she's even old enough to drink, let alone have knowledge of the fine wines.  But you know, none of this really matters when you consider the fact that compared to her we are old as dirt, and still don't know shit about wine.\n\nI had the eggplant Parmesan with Alfredo sauce.  It usually comes with marinara, but if I'm going to have a heart attack it had better well be because of something I enjoyed eating, not something I felt like I had to eat in the name of my health!  Hell no!  \n\nDining companion had his red wine something or other, and he was right it sucked.  He described it as tasting like, \"the barrel it came out of\".  \n\nAfter the main course I had the seasonal pumpkin cheesecake.  I made sure to look in a direction where no one could see my face before I crossed my eyes from sheer delight.  I am a pumpkin lovin' nerd by nature, and this cheesecake was gooood.\n\nSo this chain experience wasn't too bad.  The only thing that sucked was no refill on the bread sticks.  If I'm going to go slummin' at the chain restaurants, I expect the constant refills man.  Especially on those items they advertise as \"bottomless\" and/or \"never-ending\".   Finally, Sparky took a long time to bring by the check, and this goes against the code of chain fine dining, wham, bam, thank you mam.  Touche!", "business_id": "PhdMPqSdLZi6IV8SdnpUAQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2008-09-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "XE-EtNY1ogC6XdLYhYVVFQ", "review_id": "EM-9Rt1MynluXOE4FouqAw", "text": "Yes, it's a chain.  Is it top of the line?  No.  But the quality has greatly improved over the years and the service as well.  They handle groups well.  This place is always on the list for my office to have lunch.  I recommend it.", "business_id": "PhdMPqSdLZi6IV8SdnpUAQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-10-27", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "9zlpLPhXYwK_STi2u8DjxQ", "review_id": "K2Hc9hW4LbTc3b6IFzkGcw", "text": "It's been over a month & I can not remember the servers name unfortunately. We arrived late on a Sunday evening on our way home from Minneapolis.  After checking into our hotel we were pleasantly surprised the restaurant was still seating.\n\nWe walked in and while there was no hostess a really great brunette server welcomed us and sat us in her section that was immediately left of the bar area & first booth on the left. \n\nWe ordered the salad which is pretty much a given drenched with dressing.  We asked if we could just get a piece of grilled chicken and al dente veggies our waitress said she would check. We never ask for special orders unless its clear that similar options are on the menu. She brought out a chef to hear what we wanted. We were blown away. She cared so much about getting the order right she got a chef out there. To his credit he rocked it. YUM! Grilled chicken & lightly cooked veggies were perfect. We asked our waitress to please let him know how much we appreciated his efforts & how good they were.", "business_id": "PhdMPqSdLZi6IV8SdnpUAQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-11-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "p9mzhjE4D29smyFa31YY-Q", "review_id": "G-ulGcx2nthY5prJPd7WQQ", "text": "They took the Sausage and Peppers Rustica off the menu once again.... Lame! My friend and I were given 2 different menus, mine was old and many of the items were no longer available. Thanks for getting my hopes up Olive Garden...", "business_id": "PhdMPqSdLZi6IV8SdnpUAQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-10-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ow0-mYSp0HhV-HrfWsIi6w", "review_id": "WJKI8MpzyDBoAb3j_n5zUw", "text": "We've been eating at Olive Gardens for years. We've eaten at this particular Olive Garden in Madison many, many times. It has usually been very good: a relaxing meal, served well, the food pretty consistently good.....UNTIL!! We were there yesterday after dropping our kid off at UW and moving all the stuff into the dinky student apartment. We were tired and somewhat sad and looking forward to a nice dinner. It didn't start well. Our waiter was a strangely aloof, indifferent guy who seemed to deign to wait on us when he had a moment. Plus, horror of horrors, there are now those little 'ziosk' thingies on each table, just like in a sports bar. We hate those things and so moved it to face the wall. However, when Aloof Guy came to take our order for an appetizer, he pointedly reached across me to get the apparatus and clicked in our app order. In other places where they have these dumb things, using them is optional. Salad and breadsticks came as usual. For my entree I ordered fish and shrimp in 'light wine sauce'. Our entrees came very quickly, we were not done with salads yet, but Aloof Guy didn't care. He just crowded the plates onto the table while we scrambled to make room. When I saw my fish I was immediately wary. The sauce looked like something you'd find at a cheap hotel buffet or a highschool cafeteria. I tasted it, and yup, tasted just like it looked. Very, very salty and with a strange, sourish taste to it. Plus the 'seasoned' broccoli was dry, practically raw and inedible. I politely and apologetically told Aloof Guy that I couldn't eat it and asked for the portobella ravioli, which I've had numerous times before. It's very rich, which is why I didn't order it in the first place. AG said he'd inform the manager and put in my order and then left, leaving the unappetizing plate of fish in yuck sauce in front of me. It took quite a while for him to realize that he'd left it there. Finally he came and got it and finally removed the empty plates from the appetizer and salads. The manager came by and asked about the problem with the fish. When I explained, she as much as told me I was mistaken, as that was her 'favorite'. She just loved that salty sauce! The ravioli finally came and - ah well - not in the sauce they sauce they usually were in - this was thin and broken ( showing the fat separated out). By this time I had given up. I'm assuming that this was just a bad day for the cook, but the aloof and uncaring waiter was a bit much. Also, when we were ready to pay, sure enough, he grabbed the ziosk thing again. I said, are you going to make us use that to pay? and he just firmly said, yes ma'am and left. It was a pain to figure out. So much for the relaxing dinner after a trying day. I guess we'll skip Olive Garden next time!", "business_id": "PhdMPqSdLZi6IV8SdnpUAQ", "stars": 2, "date": "2015-09-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ny6UJdNIZz_VQmPXH7V27g", "review_id": "swIVYpTjmQqw_se8Tf1T7A", "text": "I love these guys.  I needed some glass replaced in one of my windows in a hurry because we were selling our house and closing within the week.  I contacted Martin Glass with my emergency because I couldn't get the window out easily enough to take it to them.  By that afternoon it was all fixed!  This was a huge relief and they were super helpful and friendly during the process.", "business_id": "cv5gS-zYooEchtLRlvpXpg", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-09-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "WJ-7ayUSHwzAluVfOhAz1A", "review_id": "WBzOyxtWMiqybkzaxx7spQ", "text": "The food is fresh and good. we have ordered hot and sour chicken and sesame chicken. Looks like both of them are cooked fresh. The soup is mediocre. The service is really good.", "business_id": "eC4iEcRR3p5NLq9Zf80ZGg", "stars": 4, "date": "2011-09-28", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "gAQCiTp5vpMVTd7qbioD-A", "review_id": "8pzCa9g940pNlXO1BxkAkg", "text": "This is the worst Chinese food I have had could not even finish meal...ordered general tso's chicken with egg roll.  I do not recommend this place.", "business_id": "eC4iEcRR3p5NLq9Zf80ZGg", "stars": 1, "date": "2011-10-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "I7XB-Z-sMh8LhDfqk5hMPQ", "review_id": "QF4D97ta3ywuWdrmCUoj5A", "text": "Overall experience was disappointing. For all of the awards that they've received that they display in the entrance, this experience was not good. Food was okay, probably one of the most bland general tsao's chicken I have ever had. And last but not least, the service was terrible. I had to wait 20 minutes for my second glass of water. If you are looking for a good Chinese restaurant, your best bet is to save a few dollars and get a better meal at Panda Express at the east town mall across the street.", "business_id": "eC4iEcRR3p5NLq9Zf80ZGg", "stars": 2, "date": "2012-09-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "waYIh79Oj-jYHze72aIlrQ", "review_id": "pk1v4X6Xl_VkLOuGXo-lgQ", "text": "I don't know what all the bad reviews are about. I eat lunch here once a week or so and like the food and service. Not bad at all!", "business_id": "eC4iEcRR3p5NLq9Zf80ZGg", "stars": 3, "date": "2012-09-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "9SgOL43GemQjAt_kBX4aJg", "review_id": "jggRxFoFiou1e6uJ39z4AA", "text": "Lame, I didnt have very high expectations but had heard a very good things and I was not impressed.  The bartender told me everything was fresh and prepared in house and made to order.  After I ordered the food came out literally within 1-3 mins so I know for a fact that it was not fresh or made to order.  To be honest I would have been more satisfied with food court chinese/asian food.  Sad comparison i know, but true. I would not eat there again.", "business_id": "eC4iEcRR3p5NLq9Zf80ZGg", "stars": 1, "date": "2012-11-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "36o2KqpLE_mxsURRN6XrPg", "review_id": "X0yaivQtEFJm80zaGy-GlQ", "text": "Hands down my favorite place for Chinese food in Madison. Consistency is key for me and IG is always consistent. The pace is slower than some restaurants, but it's worth the extra time. We eat here at least 4-5 times a year and it's always a great night with great service. \n\nCashew Chicken, egg roll, shrimp rangoon and a glass of wine = LOVE!", "business_id": "eC4iEcRR3p5NLq9Zf80ZGg", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-11-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "I1xXEPjv23Y31qDak3kjXg", "review_id": "YUBxuK08W3sSm-B8al8rGA", "text": "The food was very good but beware the take home packs of soy sauce! They are not soy sauce but colored salt water.  Not the thing I expected from this restaurant .", "business_id": "eC4iEcRR3p5NLq9Zf80ZGg", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-10-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 3, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Ht43WIt1vNIaodW-u8Xxng", "review_id": "51iGtmQDeI_ltlCmjzHI6w", "text": "Very unhelpful. The staff did not even attempt to address my needs.", "business_id": "qt3WwxMYShshHX7UsyTK-g", "stars": 1, "date": "2012-09-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "3l_qUgA1Ec67rgSSfbcPLA", "review_id": "L-eShni5nyX9wuJNF6Uc8w", "text": "Frankie is a GREAT salesperson: very knowledgable, fun to work with, and attentive!! Alex is the manager we worked with and he is also extremely knowledgeable (and a good salesperson too). We had a defective antennae on our long-awaited iPhone 6; it couldn't be authorized or connect to cellular service. Both Verizon and Apple tried hard to troubleshoot over the phone for HOURS, but it was the staff at the East Wash store in Madison that resolved the issue immediately. Frankie and Alex spent much time diagnosing the problem and then acting immediately when it became clear the antenna was defective: they ordered a replacement iPhone shipped overnight!! Phone issues are maddening, given the amount of cash we pay for our phones, and after weeks of waiting we were beyond-frustrated to get a defective phone from Apple. But the staff at this store took control and resolved the issue overnight: FIVE stars for a rare level of customer service!!", "business_id": "qt3WwxMYShshHX7UsyTK-g", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-11-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 3, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "wE7kSbc96IIXpQxJgLrGMQ", "review_id": "UyyRTSSAaTHyXTR3mWywXQ", "text": "It is what it is. Divey bar in the extreme, drop your high expectations at the door and you'll be fine. Met some old friends here the other night for karaoke and a birthday celebration for one of us; I hadn't realized they even did karaoke there. The clientele that evening ranged from decidedly shady to incredibly adorable, the latter being a super cute older couple in their 70s, I'm guessing. They both had nice singing voices and they sang old standards from the 40s, and we were all completely charmed. Us ladies dragged our reluctant gentlemen onto the dance floor just to show our appreciation for their performances. Bottom line, don't let the diviness scare you, because you just might be surprised what a nice evening can be had here. They have a fairly basic tap beer list, several pool tables, and friendly bartenders.", "business_id": "-4PHmmCt_RmAfaE3sDKW_g", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-10-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "B1dI-c5xBAobfM_ZzG_wUw", "review_id": "rMvjypBsbBLwJOrnNJ49-A", "text": "From the moment we pulled up the line guys were exceptionally friendly and were very attentive to our needs. The facilities were being cleaned during our stop over but they were more than accommodating. The pilot lounge was very comfortable with a sleep room and several recliners and full Dish Network.\n\nThey had a couple of crew cars, dodge stratus i think, the one we got smelled a little bit like smoke but who the hell cares?\n\nReasonable fuel prices and cute desk girls make this a complete FBO experience.", "business_id": "AyAJs-XGv2_Cn_LPH1DWyg", "stars": 4, "date": "2011-09-27", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "xcuxY7TjWZtF5XqGYvEBVQ", "review_id": "D9TqymkwgLWj1DxQ5g0U3Q", "text": "Another east-side dive bar... not great, but not bad either.", "business_id": "JJFoeKZXgi2_LeECDMkkoQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2008-09-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 3, "cool": 3}, "user_id": "d6lSgxUKx_VJCPRYC2xhNQ", "review_id": "lKj3inC1qgzRifeKKanHMA", "text": "I live about four blocks from the Tip Top.  I am so happy with this establishment.  I have been going to this place since it has opened under new owners.   Ben and Co. are very amiable and will go well out of their way to make your visit worthwhile.\nCash is King...no credit/debit cards.  Everything is delicious and reasonably priced.  I have made it a point to try everything on their menu.  So far my favorite dish was a \"man maker\" walleye sandwich (Saturday special) with their own in house remoulade sauce.  You will require extra napkins.  The fried pickles are really good too... you may need to get some extra Tip Top sauce.  Bloodies and Brunch on the patio are a must.  They also have several specialty adult beverages... I would highly recommend the Ghost Mary.  The tap list caters to my ever changing palate... with Nitro on tap as well.  Overall, this is a fantastic little neighborhood tavern that has a terrific atmosphere and is a welcome amenity to the local area.", "business_id": "JJFoeKZXgi2_LeECDMkkoQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-09-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 2, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "8jE0U4NrZe0qzM7Yp6jbXw", "review_id": "M48_imP9Fci543Xe7Mvwjg", "text": "I have been on two trips to Top Top now, and figured it was time to write a quick review. I've done weeknight dinner and Sunday brunch.\n\nThe weeknight we stopped in was a beautiful night for patio eating. My partner and I both had the Tip Top burgers and they were wonderful. Nice albeit modest selection of beers on tap (disclaimer: we moved from Milwaukee where anything less than a novel in a beer menu is modest) and just an all around pleasant experience. Service was good--relaxed but not too distant--and we were in and out in decent time.\n\nBrunch was a few days ago and nearer to memory. I stopped in with a friend who ordered the pastrami hash and I had the veggie benedict. Mint and avocado? Apparently delicious! My only minor complaint on the benedict was that the tomatoes weren't quite ripe, but as my own garden will attest it's been a rough tomato year. My friend who has a gluten allergy was delighted to learn that they offer gluten free bread and said his hash was delicious. It was pretty quiet, just us and a few other people around noon. Hoping other people find this little neighborhood gem soon. Just, you know, not when I want to be there, it's nice to have some room to stretch out ;).", "business_id": "JJFoeKZXgi2_LeECDMkkoQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-09-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "mYNVxf_lmGZEcgdGrqR8lw", "review_id": "GwRPy8XEStyZoiQXy-XPQg", "text": "I went for Sunday brunch.  We got there early, around 10, so it was not busy.  The service was good, as was the food.   The veggie patty was excellent! I like the coffee bar so that you don't have to wait for someone to refill your cup.   I will go back.", "business_id": "JJFoeKZXgi2_LeECDMkkoQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-09-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 3, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "uPfj-4d7n5aAQezOQoDG5Q", "review_id": "CHEJ-0fNMGqs6q1zlNMJNQ", "text": "I really wanted to give this spot 4 stars -- but man oh man! We arrived early, and like another reviewer said, we had to wait FOREVER for service. We got menus, but no water. When the server finally came to take our drink order (15-20 minutes after our party arrived), we ordered wine and also asked for water. Our drinks came out 10 minutes apart, and we never did get that water.\n\nThe food is tasty. The fish fry is overpriced. The interior is fun and adorable -- the kind of place that inspires you to hang out with friends and linger over your meal.\n\nBut man -- don't go when there's even a chance it will be busy, because the service can be dreadfully slow.", "business_id": "JJFoeKZXgi2_LeECDMkkoQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-10-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 6, "cool": 3}, "user_id": "lC0KGXmIhyjzghBUlVnkhQ", "review_id": "iFWYztuOJrp6qEcGK2t2iA", "text": "Tip Top Food.\nTip Top Drink.\nTip Top Tavern! \n\nWhile the cash only thing is sort of a drag, their beer line-up is not. Easily one of the best pumpkin beers I've had, spicy, with notes of nutmeg and cinnamon, not sweet. I'll head back and grab the name then update this, as it escapes me. \n\nThe build your own burger is super solid, a la Five Guys in that it's one set price and you can add a bajillion toppings. Premium items like avocado are a little extra, but totally worth it when you consider the burger itself loaded with standards comes in at around 8 bucks. \n\nI agree with a few others who say the noise level can be hard to tolerate, but two people sitting at the bar or a table will be a-ok. Perhaps a larger group might have trouble hearing each other, but the space is quaint and intimate, I'm not sure you'd want to give it a go if your party is larger than 4.", "business_id": "JJFoeKZXgi2_LeECDMkkoQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-10-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "nySi3cmYrYu3bkPzQFiNHQ", "review_id": "gYieyjcPHbATjW3zD9tbCQ", "text": "We came for brunch; this is what I wanted the new Avenu to be, fresh food at a decent price.  \nI got the scramble, it was excellent. The toast tasted home made, and I'm quite confidant the cheesy potatoes came into the restaurant as whole potatoes that had to be prepared, as opposed to potatoes pre cut and pre cooked as a heat and eat dump out of the bag thing. I'll be back for more.", "business_id": "JJFoeKZXgi2_LeECDMkkoQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-09-28", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "EJB-uIT3YCxGAsT4ePUxBw", "review_id": "ePytS50C1iPJmoO3Oi3DYg", "text": "What a experience!! We met the owner and friends and it was on from there! Great food drink atmosphere man if you want a good time with people who have the same thinking as you this is the place! Will definitely come back!!", "business_id": "JJFoeKZXgi2_LeECDMkkoQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-10-28", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "aQT5pnF5nXMy0UFKsAqo8A", "review_id": "lBcuxaZUciV1lXk6mGzs_A", "text": "Just went here for lunch with a friend before the snow storm hits.  \n\nI ordered the Tip Top Burger w/ a side of cheese curds-it was excellent, and served quickly. \nBar tender was friendly, tap selection was small but had some great options.\n\nDefinitely will be going back! \n\nCash only.", "business_id": "JJFoeKZXgi2_LeECDMkkoQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-11-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "1CSsDXtGl2Tfh9iEJBJjLw", "review_id": "zAeMhlfZvhbsKePoXR5a3Q", "text": "My husband and I came back here for burgers on a Sunday night.  Here's my rundown:\n-Service-5 stars, our server was friendly, attentive and prompt.\n-Atmosphere-4 stars, cozy bar atmosphere\n-Food-3 stars, Good but not great by my Madison burger standards\n-Price-3 stars, A little over the top for what it is (pretty sure the meat is just conventional), everything is a la carte so a burger with fries can put you over $12-14.\n-Payment-1 star, They only accept cash and check, the ATM charges a $2 fee.  Honestly this really annoys me because it is the servers who end up paying for it.  We left a good tip but I know a lot of people are not going to want to after being charged $2 plus whatever their bank charges just to get $$ to pay for dinner.  Honestly I think it is a greedy policy and they should change it (or do what Jennifer street market does and refund the ATM fee for those who need to use the ATM).  Their servers deserve better.", "business_id": "JJFoeKZXgi2_LeECDMkkoQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-11-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "8ITVDdfK07owxCA1x878Vw", "review_id": "mBqF8LeX0DhDMTJ0dzuv-g", "text": "The crash from that \"extra tasty crispy\" high is pretty harsh.", "business_id": "vdWTm_hVFdt5s8Ca1Xyddw", "stars": 2, "date": "2005-10-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "sRzJNAkaxw4oIdvt1SbhNg", "review_id": "I9RH5MSiTx_-HEGCTLoP3A", "text": "I love this friendly, neighborhood gym. It has everything you could want - cardio, weights, machines, trainers, power-lifting/strong man equipment, boxing, plus yoga and martial arts classes upstairs. This old-school gym is all about working out!  :-)", "business_id": "LkFYWBEdmHE05UkfIkK4EA", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-10-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "TbrTV-oYi-jYXMgAWZoEQg", "review_id": "7KZjQKfv30VAzoHa4npI3Q", "text": "Madison's Hardest Working Gym. With the closing of the Cemetery circa 1992, Ford's - formally Muscles & Fitness remains Madison's only real gym. It's where you go to get in shape when the mega clubs have failed you. It's where you go to get strong, to be strong. It also has arguably one of the countries best Boxing programs, which has been nurtured by the legendary Bob Lynch. If you don't know who Bob Lynch is, look it up. \n\nFord's has something for everyone - Strong Man equipment, Olympic gear, classic Powerlifing equipment and more. The place is always a bit dusty and musty... Why... Because it's a Freaking Gym, not a club or a spa. This is a place where legends train and are made.", "business_id": "LkFYWBEdmHE05UkfIkK4EA", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-10-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "UJP3jPnR70Kbhm44QeCnXA", "review_id": "xQ3pE8LjO4kx6s9OsVADSA", "text": "I started going here on and off about eight years ago. The pizza is the best, but the burgers (veggie and regular) are very good as well. It's bar food at its very best. Hot chips with dipping sauce are good too! There's often bands on the weekends, and the occasional lesbian after bowling league get together, but not angry, man-hating, shemales. Quite a few different groups of people get together for good beer, food and music at reasonable prices.", "business_id": "KHOHjA8HOcTlFBCtMQFv8A", "stars": 5, "date": "2007-09-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "zMzVLKJ-cC14zRrF0ogEkQ", "review_id": "tBhl73KuBGKqwkPgf8ldqg", "text": "I like bars that are a little rough around the edges, but they don't usually have good food.  Harmony, on the other hand, manages to come through quite nicely in the food department.\n\nI had a walnut burger and an order of their potato chips which they apparently make fresh.  The burger was great.  Large but not too large, a little bit messy, and just the right amount of toppings.  The chips were great too... at first.  Though I have to say that they started to feel a bit heavy about half way through.  They're still good, just be warned that if you eat an entire thing of chips your heart might explode.", "business_id": "KHOHjA8HOcTlFBCtMQFv8A", "stars": 4, "date": "2010-11-04", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 9, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "vV1UJhJbLn-0uJiP15Pr2A", "review_id": "RmJJtsEAlPCQPXb2rcLsvg", "text": "If I could give the Harmony less than one star, I would. I live in the Shenk-Atwood neighborhood, so I'm not writing as an outsider. I've been to the Harmony many times, but I'm finally done being abused by the notoriously unfriendly owner, bartenders and waitstaff at the Harmony. The Harmony is worse than Seinfeld's Soup Nazi because there's no irony or humor in being treated the way the employees here treat their customers. \n\nI won't get into specifics. I can only say that I take pride in my neighborhood. My wife and I frequent those establishments that understand that they are part of a community and treat their paying customers as such. The Harmony is a black mark on our neighborhood, and I am ashamed that unsuspecting visitors to the quaint east side should have to endure the abusive, disrespectful and generally unapologetic service at this establishment. If you scroll down you'll read other comments about the owner's girlfriend who is now manager. The last time I was in there with a group of friends, she couldn't have been more rude or insulting. When we all said we wouldn't be back, she merely shrugged her shoulders. \n\nIf you're visiting the East Side, there are plenty of other places that serve great food with friendly service. Alchemy, Mickey's, Wilson's, The Weary Traveller all come to mind as places that will make you feel and taste the love on the East Side.  If you're a masochist, be sure to head on over The Harmony for your daily dose of abuse. \n\nYou've been warned. You certainly won't catch me sitting at this bar ever again.", "business_id": "KHOHjA8HOcTlFBCtMQFv8A", "stars": 1, "date": "2010-11-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "VeNnKcqsb2Ikq7TGG9Nwpg", "review_id": "BRy1FhTqKn6kxV8HYlW23g", "text": "Attended Harmony bar to watch the Peoples Brothers Band.  The band was great and I was awarded 3rd place in their costume contest.  I ordered several drinks at this establishment and it was never clear to me what the beer selections were. Regardless, the bartenders seemed friendly enough and it was a fun place for a show.", "business_id": "KHOHjA8HOcTlFBCtMQFv8A", "stars": 4, "date": "2011-11-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "8LSbsAOT7t8WAXvc14o6fw", "review_id": "60dRGitys2WuPbHWx_63Zw", "text": "This is a classic Wisconsin Tavern and I enjoyed watching football at the Harmony.  No bullshit here.", "business_id": "KHOHjA8HOcTlFBCtMQFv8A", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-09-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "o46EXQpXhenCTs6RU51CSA", "review_id": "gxGuk_EtYbPah6EyAyRDpA", "text": "Great local place in the Atwood neighborhood. Pizzas are amazing, as are the pretzels. Keith and staff do a great job. Plenty of local brews on tap.", "business_id": "KHOHjA8HOcTlFBCtMQFv8A", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-09-18", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "oXUNp_ozKepg1Ni9Tp-HXA", "review_id": "FR7AlW5zE5SeAN-qOi5R1Q", "text": "I'm truly a carnivore at heart, but the walnut burger at The Harmony is quite spectacular & totally unique - great flavor, great texture and totally satisfying. Paired with a side of hot chips & blue cheese dip, you've got a delicious and memorable meal.", "business_id": "KHOHjA8HOcTlFBCtMQFv8A", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-09-18", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "otD7HPcvvfqJ1ambxE-MNQ", "review_id": "cTRZ7v-AWh4lE4npndb0Rw", "text": "The Harmony hours listed are dead wrong and they are open, not closed. Makes me wonder about the fact-checkers at yelp... do they have any?", "business_id": "KHOHjA8HOcTlFBCtMQFv8A", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-09-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 6, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "oFhtzLhXS1iENWoBMdWk4w", "review_id": "UnbSJCvG6eEf8dtT_SVbHQ", "text": "It's a slow, but steady slide... \n\nTrying to count the total number of times I've been into the Harmony is futile; Yelp shows I have 16 check-ins, but I'd venture a guess that I check-in maybe once for every 2-3 visits.\n\nInteracting with the bartenders, one would think each of my visits was my first. They don't seem to recall regulars, or if they do, they don't seem to care much. Not looking for any special treatment, but when I walk-in, sit down and say, \"Hi, how's it going?\" I'd hope for a bit of a reply other than a grunt or a \"I'm so busy I couldn't possibly bother with a response\" eye roll.\n\nFood is continuing to slide; had a cheeseburger with fried onions last night... the dry bun overwhelmed the small, overcooked burger. A mound of fried onions delivered almost no extra flavor. Removed the bun and ate the burger solo.\n\nLake Louie Arena Premium is usually a fave of mine, but the one I had on Saturday (a few days earlier) tasted off - like the tap line was in need of a good cleaning.\n\nI also wasn't allowed to start a tab; it was pay-as-I-go... so, when I ordered food and a beer, I had to pay (and tip). Need a refill? Pay again. Ugh.\n\nThere are so many great places in the area; I'll be visiting the other haunts. So sad.\n\nPub chips, though... yum.", "business_id": "KHOHjA8HOcTlFBCtMQFv8A", "stars": 2, "date": "2014-09-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "x9ye3KfYFuxo8n23oAF94w", "review_id": "79UdfoY5IEt23Jj0HwLu6g", "text": "Bartenders and clientele not as bad as a fart. Food is good. If you're looking for random stimulating conversation though, stay home and talk to yourself.", "business_id": "KHOHjA8HOcTlFBCtMQFv8A", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-09-16", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "1CSsDXtGl2Tfh9iEJBJjLw", "review_id": "3frxYdhbSMIlmOMmcLr8Mw", "text": "This review is just about the food, service and atmosphere on a night where they did not have live music.  I've been here a couple of times.  The food is good.  I've had the burger and the walnut burger and both were solid (not excellent, but good). Every time I've gone it's been pretty empty and the bar feels a bit dirty (I'm a fan of dive bars but something about this one was a bit too much for me).  Maybe if it had been full I wouldn't have noticed.  While service here has been adequate some of the staff seem to have a very negative attitude towards the customers.  They are generally curt, and one time, when we came in after the kitchen had closed (but didn't realize it), we were rudely told that they were no longer serving food and would close soon.  Now, I have worked in food service so I know what it's like to have people come in when you've already shutting things down, but we were not demanding or anything.  They could have courteously let us know that the kitchen was closed and we would have been on our way.  Anyway, at this point, I generally stay away from this place but if a friend really wanted to go there, or a band was playing that I wanted to see, I would stop by.", "business_id": "KHOHjA8HOcTlFBCtMQFv8A", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-10-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "9FSM9AxSCXFSjMR2j3zrcg", "review_id": "-QfvFOvpauIitutVVtGuPA", "text": "First time here. I had the WI brat and hubby had the BBQ pork sandwich - both were packed with flavor! The environment is casual and we had fun people watching :) Best part is, it's right on the capital bike trail.\n\nI do wish we had known it was cash only though - they do have an atm with a $2 charge. Remember to bring cash!", "business_id": "KHOHjA8HOcTlFBCtMQFv8A", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-11-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "gJMJjgIv-68HOQs4loMkNg", "review_id": "gLMgNrtE-rs6LR-E-mIY7w", "text": "I dream about the hot potato chips with blue cheese (basically thick blue cheese salad dressing served on the side).\n\nGood things to know:\n- Definitely not a gastro pub as others have mentioned but delicious affordable food and decent beer selection.\n- Cash only\n- Sometimes get kicked out of the main room for concerts\n- Order both food and drinks at the bar, then they'll give you a number (or not if its not busy) and bring your food to you", "business_id": "KHOHjA8HOcTlFBCtMQFv8A", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-11-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "-0DdjXDUionSn0AX0hv_9g", "review_id": "Lh87ugfAs1qwRUc-SikqLA", "text": "My boyfriend and I went here because we had a $25 gift card and thought we'd get a cheap meal. Too bad TGI Fridays is incredibly overpriced. Maybe it's my own fault for choosing something besides a hamburger, but the pasta dinner I ordered was just awful. It was clearly a frozen meal they just heated up (I asked for no mushrooms and they told me it wasn't possible). I know many restaurants do this, but when I get a $50 bill for food I could have heated up at home it doesn't make me happy. Might as well go to Denny's. Same quality food, way better price.", "business_id": "ykxf0XiJt-d76dBwfO_yew", "stars": 1, "date": "2013-10-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "fTy3bA0439l01Q8Hd1O8Vg", "review_id": "T6nmVJaGk3KnOnFIsq5Ouw", "text": "Started going here in college with my roommates when they had $5 burger Tuesdays.  Yeah its a chain but they seem to do it right. Menu has the standard fare,  with noticeable twists. They recently changed the recipes for some of their apps,  not for the better in my opinion,  but the green beean fries are my favorite.  Waiters are generally really good, and their stripes card gets you free chips and salsa,  as well as points for free food and desserts.  Vanilla bean cheesecake is a wonderful way to end your tgif dining!", "business_id": "ykxf0XiJt-d76dBwfO_yew", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-11-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "X9S1BciPtIHkSqalVM1lgQ", "review_id": "903Gv41wcuJnFgWQr2eD6Q", "text": "I'm not a big fan of chain restaurants but the food was good and our server, Russ, really made our experience a great one. He was super attentive and went out of his way to make sure we were happy. Wonderful way to end a girls night with my daughters. Thank you Russ!", "business_id": "ykxf0XiJt-d76dBwfO_yew", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-11-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "8ITVDdfK07owxCA1x878Vw", "review_id": "Oefpioxzai3PEKsBMQNWEw", "text": "Having been fucked over by U-Haul one too many times, I passed over their convenient downtown locations and headed out to the airport for a recent move.  \n\nThis is how truck rental should be done.  Quick, efficient, clean, reasonably priced. And they had the advantage on U-Haul in that they actually had trucks available.  \n\nOne caveat: moving season in Madison is August and this rental was in November.  That might account for the ease of the transaction.", "business_id": "3m64jZztOV8UnKf0RBGUQA", "stars": 4, "date": "2006-11-28", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 2, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "oFhtzLhXS1iENWoBMdWk4w", "review_id": "-5OWUio9PIL52BRfBsigMg", "text": "Recently discovered this place and have come to really enjoy it.  Don't visit if you're expecting an upscale or hipster experience - this is a pure tavern with a limited beer selection, slightly wobbly barstools, low ceilings, limited space, and a seasoned crowd.\n\nThere are three beers on tap, including Spotted Cow.  The taps come in a 10oz mug; otherwise, there's a narrow range of canned and bottled beers - I usually go with a PBR.\n\nThe mixed drinks are excellent; the bartenders know their way around a highball glass.  They're also really nice folks - easy to chat with, interesting, and attentive.  \n\nAs others have mentioned, there's a decent jukebox (it's internet connected, so you can find nearly everything), and then of course there's the shuffleboard table.  Don't worry if you don't have a balanced/complete team - there will be someone that you can recruit from the bar to join.\n\nNothing really new to share here, other than to say don't hesitate to swing by here for a beverage or two.  As another reviewer said, \"You can definitely do worse than Woody Anne's\" and that's a statement I'd echo.  It's a bit of a haul for me to visit the place, but I'm always glad when I do.", "business_id": "pSYCSXgabSKKJrIEJG-FLQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2011-09-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "_gJremOWua3SW1dbXVMHeA", "review_id": "Gbfl8HPpUhQgdhONrWN7Vw", "text": "A true, authentic dive in the most accurate sense of the word. There's neither pretense nor irony, either. This place has cheap-ish beer, decent shots, a great jukebox and patrons with good enough taste to make the right decisions when pumping money into it.\n\nIt's small and I'm pretty sure it's not air conditioned. However, this is a great down-to-earth place to while away some spare time. Nice people. As others have said, Don's a great bartender too.\n\nCash only, 'natch.", "business_id": "pSYCSXgabSKKJrIEJG-FLQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-09-27", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "9JvFO1vnsfsSNItzq6axmw", "review_id": "drxk-KJ3FrO0nhTghRMiwA", "text": "Overall I think Firestone is a rip off but I go there because of the credit card. I prefer the East side location to the west. Bill S. Is very helpful at East.", "business_id": "Yn89vJYXcdprx9U_w1qmMw", "stars": 3, "date": "2012-10-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "yfWlinXvvv3C1QTuO6Yv9A", "review_id": "TBMLqdL32lRv-CxItOy8hQ", "text": "I had a very pleasant experience at this dental office.  Front office staff was friendly and helped me figure out my new insurance.  Had one filling done and it wasn't bad at all!", "business_id": "seYxnMc1VrZsR7nc09ufmg", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-10-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 3, "useful": 4, "cool": 3}, "user_id": "ZYaumz29bl9qHpu-KVtMGA", "review_id": "R6ZCbBQddK-NXEiwnwNsaA", "text": "As this is LITERALLY my favorite restaurant, I can't believe it's taken me until now to review it.  I carry a bottle of Smoky Jon's sauce with me when I go to other places to eat.  That's how good it is.  The pulled pork and brisket sandwiches are excellent.  I can put down a 1/3 slab of ribs, a pulled pork sandwich and their super-excellent fries with a side of corn like it's nothing.\n\nMy only small gripe is that sometimes, after about 7:00 PM (they close at 9), the ribs seem like they can be a little over-done.  (Not as tender)\n\nSmoky Jon's turns me into a pig, and I love every delicious mouthful.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2008-09-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 2, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Y-nr6eaHwP3HF1jV4JKDJw", "review_id": "4b_EXhUCh4GUONIc4dg6Zw", "text": "Went here tonight based on Yelp reviews!\n\nWhat a great find! I drove by this place on my way to work for a YEAR and never thought to stop in. At a glance, it doesn't seem like much. Nestled(snugly) between two other buildings you can almost miss it. \n\nI'm so glad we stopped in! It has that true BBQ joint atmosphere- checkered cloth tables(each complete with it's own roll of paper towels), wood paneling, and Southern blues playing overhead. You order at the counter off of a big overhead wood sign, and they bring piles of saucy goodness to your table. This place is littered with awards for their barbecue. I guess the owner travels and competes(and a lot of times, wins) at national cook-offs.\n\nI got the 1/3 slab rib and beef brisket combo. The ribs were super yummy. Flavor-full, but not too smokey. The brisket was nice too, not too fatty. I would say that the house sauce has that vinegar-like tang. It's sweet and spicy and tart all at the same time. Nice. \n\nMy saucy side dish(aka boyfriend) ordered the turkey, which we both thought was good...but nothing amazing. The sides were really tasty too. The beans were delish, and the sugar-buns(read: fried dough dusted with confectioners' sugar) weren't too bad either.\n\nWe both left with tingling tongues, full bellies, and smiles on our faces.\n\n* just a note--parking in the \"lot\" is super sparse and hard to navigate in and out of...the only drawback!", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2008-09-19", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "6kp815UUjK--ukUjmDlSCQ", "review_id": "HbQCT9p1PRmW7YwrG1wy2w", "text": "Smoky Jon's rack o' ribs puts all other rib places, and places that serve ribs to shame.  The portions are ginormous and the meat is tender.  The sauce that's slathered everywhere is spicy, tangy, sweet but not disgustingly so, and smokey.  \n\nIt reminds me of sitting around a campfire roasting some damn fine meat, slathering it up in top notch BBQ sauce and then grubbin' happily. \n\nFor sides we had baked beans, garlic mashed potatoes and dinner rolls.  However after stuffing ourselves with tons of ribs there was no room for the sides! \n\nWe ordered out because the dining area in Smoky Jon's is teeny tiny and the parking lot is even worse.  \n\nTruly, my only complaint was that I spent all night in the bathroom after eating here.  I think that's because my system was just not prepared for the rich, smokey, deliciousness that I have never experienced before.\n\nSo it was worth it!  YAY!!!", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2008-10-05", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "_HxOsUTJuvpedEdU_19iKQ", "review_id": "Z0Cp3xWE2_RCuNus32GfAA", "text": "I'm not a die hard BBQ fan nor do I normally spring for it when I'm hungry but after eating here I may change my tune.\nThe ribs are amzaing, the meat practically falls off the bone and is so tender!! The pulled pork sandwich is equally delicious and the serving size is more than generous. The sweet bisquits are a nice way to end the meal, served piping hot and covered in powdered sugar; although ordering them serperate is recommended as the baked beans and fries are a must have!!", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2009-09-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "7KuHQmPGlThD3cTG6LayKw", "review_id": "10zQd1OzpxN1B0RfYJqwSQ", "text": "I may be a little biased since I've grown up on these ribs but damn it if these aren't great ribs I have no clue what are.  Got off the plane and the first thing on my mind is ribs.  It's right next to the airport.  Even if you are there for a layover just take a cab up the street and get yourself a full slab of pork ribs with two sides for only 20 bucks.  That's enough food for 3 people folks.  If you ain't keen on sharing with your nasty, always sick, finger licking companion(s) then they have individual meals too.  The meat is fall off the bone tender and juicy.  The bbq sauce is what I judge other sauces by.  It's vinegary and a little sweet and a whole lot of flavor.  If you are in Madison and you  crave ribs then this is the only place you should think of.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2009-10-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "DBp9UzN6WyaFhqzTn7dXIw", "review_id": "PboN83iA3mRZbxwlJgvvrA", "text": "BEST SWEET MEAT IN MADISON! The sauce is unique and fantastic with tiny onion pieces in it contributing a bite to the sweetness of the base with it's slight tang. The meat is prepared exactly how you'd expect--falling off the bone with a slight resistance. I'd kill for these ribs! ...I'm serious... For take out, I find the ribs to be a little under sauced. I bought a bottle of Smoky Jon's Sauce to take home to load up the ribs.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2009-11-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "e7sPCZfdZL8vxna4UkDi7g", "review_id": "4gsRQzzpgDuGt1hQkEPwog", "text": "\"Forrest, what's going on with them damn sugar fried biscuits!\" Yes, that is what I literally heard there. This was followed by a refund on some of our meal-more on that later.\n\nMy friend is a UW student and after deciding to visit him he took us here to eat. We ordered the brisket, rib and chicken. The brisket was cut, almost chipped with a tangy/sweet sauce with a little bit of a bite at the end and little bits of onions that were chewy/crunchy. I asked the person taking my order about his recommendations for sides. He said-definitely the fries and the baked beans. The baked beans were delicious! Also sweet with a little kick at the end and then with a little sweetness to it. I just want to take the time right now to say that I hate beans-the consistency of it and the way that they're often overloaded with lard/butter. As mentioned above, yummy and on top of that he said that if I didn't like either of the sides he recommended to let him know and he would get me something else. \n\nI tried the ribs which were so soft that it basically came apart in my fingers, the sauce was consistent throughout. My friend placed an order of the 'doughnuts' as he called it but they were sugar fried biscuits. We waited and waited, ordered them to-go and even then they weren't ready. The counter-man, who must have been the manager then asked the unseen Forrest what was going on with the damn sugar fried biscuits and then said he was going to give back the money for the biscuits. That's really an extra step in fixing a slight problem in an otherwise small kink.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-11-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "zi_IeOTyioDcsVSJze7SBQ", "review_id": "4QRVIvjw457nurddTmEWFA", "text": "1/2 slab and pork shoulder with sugar fried biscuits and garlic mashed potatoes. We need one of these in Philadelphia. The BBQ was so tender and flavorful.  Sides were good but not as amazing as the meat. Will definitely be back to try the brisket before I head back east. The restaurant itself is small and cramped but the food is worth it.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2011-09-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ewAyQvwCWWZ4o4s7ikPuAA", "review_id": "OFPGS1yga9dQowGQhRKDsA", "text": "Long story short...\n\nPork ribs are amazing. I've had ribs all over the US and the ones here compare favorably with all of them. The meat falls off of the bones and have a smoky flavor. The sauce is also quite tasty with a tinge of spices.\n\nThe beef brisket and pork shoulder are fairly average.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2011-10-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "g0qtpa3Z5yF1P4mKuU1X8Q", "review_id": "2fwN3r53Qt0LjSk8YlW3kQ", "text": "This is pretty good bbq for madison, but that doesn't say that much.\nI haven't been everywhere in town, but honestly I think Famous Dave's is better.\n\nBasically its decent food, but if you've had real bbq somewhere like memphis, kansas city, st. louis, or anywhere south of wisconsin,  you will be disappointed.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 2, "date": "2011-10-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "e4e-IyxRdWBO0Ak88yyacw", "review_id": "aNAzhY6LLFWlZHuW6EIXZg", "text": "Well this is a tough one. A few years back, I stopped going to SJ'sbecause I was sick of getting rubbery non tender ribs. In the 90's, you could always count on getting the BEST ribs around, EVERY time. I think that the fact that Jon worked there then made the difference. Since he retired, I dont know what happened exactly? However, recently I stopped in for a shoulder platter, and everything was great, so go figure. The sauce is fantastic, and when done well, this place is something special.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2011-11-07", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "_34ajo82FKow9KoAwQsjnA", "review_id": "V_Lf3PP05QFBpzwKsXLsig", "text": "The ribs, you must try them! My major mistake was getting a 1/3 slab.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-09-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "QmXVPx1jfWz8-jhe23xVFA", "review_id": "7b-aGXZwDDIX55n-dRplbA", "text": "Very good food, would defiantly go back if i was in the area, not as a destination though.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2012-09-27", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "uQocyq1KAlq_whkt1P3P8Q", "review_id": "kE0xRPDPbNEBb1wQUY7WfA", "text": "Smoky Jon's is absolutely the best barbeque joint in Madison, bar-none. \n\nThe ribs are fall-off-the-bone tender and cooked to perfection, but their brisket is a real treat - slightly smokey with a seasoning that compliments their barbeque sauce amazingly.  Their meats are served with your choice of all the classic barbeque joint sides that you would expect - my favorites are the beans and the coleslaw, the latter of which is rich and creamy (not oily and bland like the \"Creamy Coleslaw\" at Brickhouse).\n\nI'm astounded by the reviewers who prefer the likes of  Brickhouse BBQ or Famous Dave's to Smoky Jon's and can only assume that they have never had real Kansas City or Texas barbeque.  If you want authentic barbeque, nothing beats Smoky Jon's.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-10-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Nf_8RYY4dTnvwaz96KMq-w", "review_id": "foshzjhmEP_zUs2Wfrh9QA", "text": "Hands down the BEST BBQ IN MADISON! And yes, it was so good I had to use caps.\n\nThe ribs are smothered in delicious sauce and fall right off the bone. You can pick your sides. I would recommend the cole slaw and french fries. The cole slaw is nice and creamy. Mashed potatoes are another solid pick. Always get the ribs. You will be disappointed when your friends are gnawing away at their ribs and you have your little pulled pork sammie.\n\nThe checkered tablecloths and roll of paper towels on each table complete the experience.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-10-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "CRyOc3Njbf0jtRptTs5s2w", "review_id": "EHDbGqLf0fH9fedVwq4Lww", "text": "My girlfriend talked me into giving this place one more chance so I said alright, my experience this time was a huge improvement from the last few times I was there. I had the 1/2 slab of ribs with a double order of fries and my girlfriend had the same but with the fried buns and a single order of fries. The room was full of people when we first walked in, this was somewhat of a worry but my girlfriend made me wait it out since she wanted to eat inside the restaurant. The service was very friendly even though one worker was constantly moving in and out between the dining room and the kitchen. The music and the atmosphere was very enjoyable. My girlfriend was very pleased with the experience and suggested that we come back for a \"date night\". I was very pleased that this experience was a great one. :)", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-11-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "si3ZCein67CxiE1zFHgaFw", "review_id": "GglP7ij4QOcQukHgsGI14g", "text": "A real gem!  I don't get to Madison often but I am sure that if the next trip is near a meal time I know where I'll stop, Smoky Jon's. Recently our party of three each had a different entree, one that the host suggested after learning we were newby's. He guaranteed that we would love our choices and we all did.\n\nThe BBQ pork sandwich was generous, the pork was extremely tender, cooked just right (not dried out or raw) had a smokey tang that makes it so special. The ribs were cooked to perfection and tender meat nearly fell off each bone.Their sauce is mild and OK but I was surprised by the limited choices in that area.\n\nThey offer several sides and the ones we sampled were all above par. The place is adorned with \"Best Of\" plaques and I can see why.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-11-08", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "YVsDQFI2mBzTxFnDsGDmHg", "review_id": "t8Uco4qxB1emknHYUaiKuA", "text": "My husband and I tried Smoky's for the first time a few weeks ago after checking out the new Ale Asylum location. I used to live in an apartment complex not far from Smoky's and always meant to try it and never did. I can't believe it took me this long! It was awesome. I've traveled in the south a bit so I think I can tell good bbq  when I taste it (even though I'm a Wisconsin native) and this was the real deal. I had the pork dinner (not sure if that's how it's listed on the menu) which included their pork shoulder and ribs along with 2 sides (I had the corn and beans). It was A LOT of food. Next time I'll stick to either just ribs or just a pork sandwich. My husband had ribs and beef brisquet. He couldn't stop raving. The restaurant is small and was full when we showed up shortly before closing time. A table opened up quickly though. They started mopping up as we were eating (which the staff had graciously \"warned\" us about) but it didn't take away from the delicious food. Hopefully it doesn't take as long as at did for my first visit to get there a second time.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-11-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "_QGiVxjSbK6xPT9bvKgGHA", "review_id": "oa-m6GYogMJm7CxN8Da3iA", "text": "The ribs are the best BBQ in Madison by far and have never disappointed in many visits. The rest of the menu is inconsequential -- trust me, just get the ribs.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-10-13", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 4, "cool": 3}, "user_id": "nxpqZbZj6W9JtIlEtk5Fmw", "review_id": "uVYuSzcBT_j-TsgLHPw2Tw", "text": "Damn good barbeque. Possibly the best I've had in Madison if I'm looking for something rich that will definitely fill you up and leave you feeling guilty. The ribs are top notch and the sauce is just right. Meat falls right off the bone and the sides are adequate. Just wish they had a spicy variant of some of their items. The interior goes great with the food; lots of vintage Americana items and newspaper cutouts of stunning reviews of the food. The service is very friendly, always willing to help you make up your mind about menu choices. The wait isn't very long for an entr\u00e9e and that's valuable. A friend I came with had the pulled pork burger and praised it greatly. \nThe food really lives up to its record-setting reputation. I'll be back in moderation so as not to clog my pipes up.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-11-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "aoDM2oE3P4dNoFDKRljVkg", "review_id": "T4bze5XY1-V17h9btu3i-w", "text": "Very quaint little place.  Seats 24 people inside so if you're having a party, it's best to get it to go.  I had the 1/2 rack of Ribs platter which came with Garlic Mashed Potatoes and a side salad.  The platter was served with a roll as well.  The size of the side salad was great and it even had different lettuce types and carrot matchsticks.  The Garlic Mashed was very tasty but there wasn't a lot - perhaps a small ice cream scoop (like, tiny child size).  That's great for portion control!  The ribs were very tender and the sauce was a sweet, fruity vinegary Barbeque.  I found it overwhelming with a small bite but then as I noshed on, it was very good.  My husband got the 1/2 chicken and it was fantastic!  The chicken was moist there was a touch of char and the sauce was quite elegant with the meat.  The creamy coleslaw was quite tasty, in fact, if you're a person who loved your mom's creamy coleslaw from the 1960's (it was actually based off a Miracle Whip recipe) then this is the one for you.  Next time I return, I'm trying a sandwich, with cole slaw and the biscuits (\"tastes like a funnel cake\" says the server).  NOTE: If you share a plate there is a $4 surcharge.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2013-11-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "7DOoUjw5UPDkuYQ73Mh2Pg", "review_id": "_9fQUSk1p9_kxX0H48tB6g", "text": "Checked this out based on the reviews.  Good selection, a little bit more pricey than some others.  Very good ribs.  Served with a lot of sauce which I wiped off a bit to find the ribs with a pleasantly smoky taste. Very tender.  Service was mediocre, waitress wasn't exactly rude but wasn't very friendly either.  Not sure about the neighborhood, I haven't had to show an id to use a credit card in this area before.  I'd go 5 star but for the service, but maybe I hit them on a bad day.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-11-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Wt5PHME6_xh1aTtHj-5FVg", "review_id": "ueSGZq5w7ELxGSrUvrZeew", "text": "This was our first time trying Smokey Jons.  It is a new favorite for sure.  The space was small but cozy, and the food definitely deserves best in Madison (or the universe).  Patanne (the lovely lady who took our order) was friendly and made us feel right at home.  We will be back.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-11-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "bJJwK8gqIWj8WK5okgq8Sg", "review_id": "SeKlOLpOSbZq87mMkltzAg", "text": "I was visiting Madison for the Ironman tournament, and had to check out Smoky Jon's. I loved the the ribs! The ribs were flavorful, fall off the bone goodness. The sides were just ok, but that's ok because I came for the ribs. I wish I could be regular Smoky Jon's customer, instead of back in Los Angeles with a hungry memory.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-09-11", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 2, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "dHIFiCvi4EZ718qUjjNOWA", "review_id": "Lh3hh9fLyjubLqRy07qSmQ", "text": "After a nice shopping day at the East Towne Mall my boyfriend and I had to satisfy our craving for bbq and I am so glad we found this cute, aromatic place that really made us drool once we open the door...\n\nBetween our hunger and the so many good choices they have it was hard to decide what we wanted to order, but we finally ended up having a half slab of ribs, a brisket sandwich and for the sides, cole slaw, baked beans, corn and fries.\n\nLet me tell you....every first bite was like mmmmm....mmmmmmmm.....mmmmmmm, we loved everything, the ribs were tender with the right amount of sauce on top (a glorious tangy sweet marriage between my palate and that sauce), The brisket was really good with a little bit of fat  ;) the slaw was creamy and mildly sweet, the corn had a smoky garlicky flavor I enjoyed a lot, the beans were also smoky, sweet and to my surprise they had a nice kick of spiciness (but not too spicy), the fries were ok.  The only thing I didn't like too much was the bread for the sandwich, it was soft but a little bit dry, I think a more moistured bread would be better. However; that is a minor thing, that would not stop me from coming back again, I used to live in Austin, Texas and this place reminded me of those bbq places I miss, thank God I would not miss them too much anymore ;)", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-09-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Hind7bw93AzDbCRZ7YTBsg", "review_id": "XrAufHlO83orJ3F3G0esXA", "text": "Just hellllllll yeah!!!\nThis is good, good, good!!!!!!\nRibs, briscut, garlic mashed potatoes, onion rings.\nThis meal was fine as frog hair!!!!!!!!", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-10-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 6, "useful": 10, "cool": 3}, "user_id": "HXAyV0HvrZKGGp4HaIHPfw", "review_id": "fhQeWQM2B-xe5vS6rlDK5g", "text": "EDIT - REPLY TO SMOKY JON - ORIGINAL REVIEW BELOW\n\nHi Jon,\n\nThis is the same canned reply you leave for all of your negative reviews (yep, read them all), and it shows the same cavalier attitude as your bbq.... In reading through all of the reviews, the one thing noticed is that the vast majority of positive reviews are unable to compare to bbq eaten in the known meccas of this country, while the negative reviews have many comparisons to KC, Texas, S Carolina, etc, etc.....  you know, the people that have been around and actually do KNOW what it is they are APPRECIATING.\nKnowing that you HAVE won numerous awards in these very places, you would think that you wouldn't fall back on the review rating of those that don't know any better. No slam, I didn't know bbq from bratwurst until I started traveling either, but maybe it would be best to show WI what good bbq is, and not high-five yourself for being better than burgers and brats off the old Weber.... as my review stated, your place does have the potential to do that.\nSo, while respecting your opinion as well, I still must disagree with you, and have offered all of the actual reasons for doing so. In the end, it's your business, run it how you will - just don't point at awards for sauces you don't offer, years of experience when it's not you at the pit, and a canned reply to those of us that know bbq stating we must not know how to appreciate it..... \nAlso - my original review had everything in it regarding how to raise your food up to my, and many others, standards. Fix those issues, and I'll give it another shot. \n\nBest Regards,\n\nCaleb\n\n\nHi Caleb,\n\nThanks for your feedback, I respect your opinion but I must disagree with you. As you can see on the other reviews and by the awards we have won, our BBQ has great quality and taste. Also, we've been on the market for over 25 years, which makes us a great BBQ tradition for those who know how to appreciate it. Please contact me next time you visit us and we'll make sure our food is up to your standards.\n\nBest,\nJon Olson \n\nORIGINAL REVIEW\n\nI'm not sure why this place has 4 stars - was some of the worst bbq (with potential, will explain after I complain) that I've had. I also get that this IS Wisconsin, and bbq has a whole different meaning than in the bbq meccas around the nation, but damn....\n\nOrdered 1/2 rack w 1/2 chicken, 1/3 rack w pork shoulder sandwich, and 1/3 rack w brisket sandwich. Sides of baked beans, mashed potatoes, and mac-n-cheese. So, pretty good variety of what they offer. \n\nThe bad:\n\n- membrane not removed from ribs - trying to eat meat stuck to a huge piece of essentially dried and smoked skin as the bones are pulled apart is pretty gross. Any pitmaster or fan of bbq knows this needs to be removed prior to smoking, any other explanation boils down to plain laziness. Fully half of the meat was stuck to the membrane as it fell off the bones. And a star is lost!\n- chicken was smoked beyond merely dry - think chicken jerkey. And a star is lost!\n- both sandwiches were minced meat to the point of being indistinguishable from one another in both taste and appearance. Where are the slices of brisket and juicy chunks/shreds of pork? Not here. And a star is lost!\n- only one bbq sauce is offered standard, the only other flavor (same sauce, only spicier) has to be ordered separately and at extra cost. Sides were very small (about 2oz) and nothing extraordinary - mac-n-cheese was somehow \"flour-ey\" with overcooked noodles. Can't imagine what end piece of corn with 5 kernels I would have received had I ordered that. And a star is lost!\n\nThe \"potential\":\n\nThe taste of the ribs was not bad, the chicken as well. I think if the \"pitmaster\" was given a raise and some training, or given the boot and replaced with someone qualified to run the pit, the food could be brought to par. I also think it's not to much to ask for a wider variety of sauces - where are the sauces that all of the newspaper clippings on the walls referencing Smoky Jon's contest awards at? Quit being cheap with the sides. I like taters, more than 5 bites please!! Hook up the mac with some cheese!! I support small businesses and love bbq, give me a reason to!!\n\nThe \"good\":\n\nStaff is friendly. Most of the food had good flavor, but fell way short on the prep/handling end. Place was very clean and smelled delicious.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-10-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "NINRZbyBa2F-enFBhZHggQ", "review_id": "SQujqn-RtN-9eQJ7vCHBbw", "text": "Ok I travel all over and eat lots of BBQ! This place is below average at best.... suggestion is for the owner to visit a few BBQ places in other parts of the country and revisit what BBQ is really about. YES! THE BBQ is  quality if you have nothing to compair to. STAFF WAS VERY FRIENDLY! Thank you.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-10-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 3, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Ewi-STfTosVRCIF-LkYfbw", "review_id": "hqmr7WNM3A9ukUuhR-IcUw", "text": "Having returned from a BBQ binge in Kansas City a few months ago, we decided we'd get ribs in celebration of the Royals making the playoffs. Then winning the pennant. And then again for Game 7 of the World Series. So we've had Smoky Jon's ribs and pork shoulder three times in three weeks.\n\nHere's what's excellent: The pork shoulder and the sauce are fantastic. Right up there with the best there is. Just yummy.\n\nHere's what's not: Extremely inconsistent ribs. (I completely agree with another reviewer regarding the membrane... it really ought to be removed, every time.Not doing so is laziness by the pitmaster.)\n\nFor us, Batch #1 was pretty good -- not KC level, but totally fine. Batch #2 really was KC level... just excellent--tender, juicy ribs, clean bones, very nice. Food heaven. Batch #3 was terrible -- dry meat, thick membrane, difficult to even cut into 3-rib chunks. There's no way what we received could have ever won an award from anyone.\n\nSo after spending about $165 here in the last three weeks, I can't recommend it. Hey, ribs ain't cheap (and that's fine), but it's hard to justify if the quality isn't even close. I realize there will always be slight variations...that's what makes BBQ great. But the incredible inconsistency here kills it for me.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-10-30", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 2, "useful": 5, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "kOMhhbFBBBthwLfup9ZjPg", "review_id": "XcWUIc52HGGFD9Tdl352sw", "text": "I keep thinking my experience at Smoky Jon's will be better than it ever is. I lived and worked nearby for a number of years, and ate there often. \n\nThe staff were always incredibly friendly, and even got to know my order after awhile. Their sugar fried biscuits were a must until I had to go gluten-free, and I always enjoyed the corn and mashed potatoes with my pork shoulder.\n\nOvershadowing this, though, were the counterproductive idiosyncracies of the business.  I enjoy quirky (and don't see it often enough these days,) but in this case, in the business sense, it confused me.\n\nThe owner is a bit...eccentric, to say the least.\n\nAlso, he's famous for his BBQ sauces. There are awards and ribbons all over the restaurant saying so. Fantastic! Why can't I get them on my dinner? \n\nThere's only ONE sauce available in the restaurant (and it's on the sweeter end of the spectrum.) What about adding a mustard-based sauce? Or something in a spicier Texas-style?\n\nYour sauce skills may be excellent, but if you don't allow your restaurant patrons to experience them, you're leaving them with a really narrow excerpt of what you have to offer. TELLING us how wonderful your work is PALES in comparison letting us TASTE it.\n\nEven if there were only 2-3 options, that would put a whole 'nother spin on the SJ dining experience!\n\nAdditionally, the sides are tasty, but TEENY! I know the focus is on the protein, but even simply increasing the portion size by 50% (and keep the 2 sides/entree) would be a good start. Or double+ their size and have 1 side/entree. (The entrees w/sides aren't exactly cheap.)\n\nIn closing, next time you stop by, on your way in, take a look at the happy, oblivious-looking pig painted on the building, sitting on the globe, munching on a rack of tasty pork ribs. \n\nIs he just there for the award-winning sauce, or do you think he knows he's unintentionally advocating porcine cannibalism?", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 2, "date": "2014-11-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "CA0Mc8HN8dtVGv0wsfQI9Q", "review_id": "gD63HomB_VhkHpftyns3Ww", "text": "The service hasn't gotten any better here.  Still the best ribs in town but the attitude of some of the staff is still a problem.  \n\nWalked in at 8:31.  Nice employee #1 started to take my order   Bad employee #2 walked up and asked me if i was dining in tonight?   I said yes.   She says I can't let you do that, the dining room closed at 8:30.\n\nSo officially I was in the wrong but it was the attitude and smirk on her face that was maddening.   \n\nI feel sorry for these businesses that have to try and make money with these kind of employees.  \n\n#dontbeaminutelate!", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 2, "date": "2014-11-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "eM61OtXknqXF96NGg3RmbQ", "review_id": "V2h7bXwAX3Syb9l7Jk4bAQ", "text": "This place is great and very authentic. The sauce is so yummy...no wonder they sell bottles of it! I just wish the sides were a bit bigger. I was also expecting cornbread, but they didn't have any. I would have preferred that over the dinner roll. They also don't have beer/wine which would have been nice. Despite these things, I will definitely be coming back!", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-11-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "Zx8O_5Ix9Sl-CL-Cj-gqLQ", "review_id": "zZIcRjyWzoCNVDt26_BbrA", "text": "Smoky Jon's has been around a long time, I grew up in this neighborhood and can remember them being located in the side of the Eagle foods building , now Jungs garden center. Barbeque sauce flavor is a personal preference, the ribs were tender and fall off the bone and I did like the flavor! We stopped by on a busy Saturday night and ordered takeout, five minutes later it was ready! Excellent job Smoky Jon's!!", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-09-07", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "O74GtUxBpnUBmMC4zZp60A", "review_id": "O9XvOnQohcdUy5ON_477JA", "text": "As usual, I'm pretty divided on my review here. It's certainly better than 3-stars, but not quite 4.\n\nThe service is fantastic. I went around 3pm and they were fast, friendly, and accurate with my order. The price wasn't bad at all either.\n\nI ordered the pork sandwich, with a half-rack of ribs, cole slaw, and potato salad. The dinner combos come with a roll too.\n\nThe roll was good, but absolutely generic. Then again, you don't care about the roll, and neither do I.\n\nThe sides were solid. Nothing overly great, but no complaints at all. The coleslaw improved with pepper for sure.\n\nThe pork sandwich was a great choice. I don't mean to brag, but I'm pretty proud of my decision. It was lightly seasoned, with a great smoke flavor and managed to be both moist and have texture at the same time. It came sauceless, but the sauce was a definitive addition.\n\nSpeaking of sauce, let's move on to the ribs. (Sure, the segue was awkward, but you'll see how it works out.)\nThe rib meat was awesome. Great smokey aspect to them, crisp edges, tender meat, and pull off the bone with not too much pressure at all. The meat alone would've made this review much better.\n\nSo, what's the issue? Great question.\n\nThe ribs come out smothered in sauce. Not Kansas City-style, but just doused in it. The sauce is great. It's heavily peppered, which can seem overpowering, but in moderation is a great addition. The sauce bath knocked the ribs way down, both in flavor and enjoy-ability, which is a real shame considering how good the meat was.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-09-23", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "AcZzBKa5TSAjOCL7CV-ZFA", "review_id": "fm1imwJA8waqAuwN2Gl3RQ", "text": "Absolutely Killer BBQ", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-10-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "T7jzpc870CNnrEpXzUtAOw", "review_id": "paseLNZuyE3StSX7dh3O5A", "text": "I did not understand the hullabaloo. BBQ sauce was good. Side servings tiny. Since out of town, asked what was good and was told the pulled pork sandwich was popular for lunch. On reflection, should've gotten BBQ ribs as that was what all the awards on the walls were for. Oops.", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 2, "date": "2015-10-09", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "wnFoflbkQIQL0dkocBg0mw", "review_id": "f5dKsif-LB7vrJw5mmNKZw", "text": "So good!! Meat was tender and juice with a great smoke flavor, but not so much smoke that it will give me heartburn later like some do. Loved the bbq sauce, even bought a jar to take home!", "business_id": "HLWtNcf3l-wKb6v9duteMQ", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-11-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "QP-MdjpUFejr9apuAWcfQg", "review_id": "G41yJqThbG39hBpxvbSC-g", "text": "Very frustrating experience.  Our order was very simple but the cashier couldn't get it right.  While waiting for our food I watched the beleaguered manager apologizing to every table.  Every customer had a problem with their food or order.  We waited twenty minutes for our food and decided to leave.   I have never experienced more incompetence.  Never again.....", "business_id": "XIZ259hZ6Yww3C0o97MgUQ", "stars": 1, "date": "2012-10-07", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "ctvJQmi5EEBndDQ0X1uDcg", "review_id": "bhuHLZ-Q24367RYS4K8r_g", "text": "Extreamly helpful. The car just randomly broke while my fionce wason her way to work, she turned off the main road and ended up at Chets. They said they'd fix it that day and even gave her a ride to the west side. After work, she went to Chets and picked up the car. They fixed the problem and also informed us that the power steering was leaking (we knew something was up with it already). They filled up the power steering for free and told us to come back when it started making the noise we had heard before. \n\nAt that point we actually decided to go to a few other places to fix the car and two places quoted us over $500, and told us it would be a week. Chet's told us they could do it the next day and the total bill was $210. \n\nWe will come here first from now on!", "business_id": "cbodGg8dt0gZpdtrQBgduQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-09-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "0gnHHAaw8fimmvrR3Mo3dw", "review_id": "qe4hLBeL0JSrzP3ngGBpOg", "text": "Came to Chet's because of the good reviews it got on Yelp! Here's another one! \n\nSo I don't know crap about cars. Unfortunately, this fact shines through when asking my questions about my car (\"oh the year of my car?...um...I..uh...don't know off the top of my head\", \"was my temperature gauge high? well...uh...no lights lit up on the dash...?)  Yeah, I'm a prime target to get scammed at a auto repair shop.  So when smoke started coming out from under the hood, I was pissed and fearful of taking it to a car repair shop.   But Chet's was super nice and helpful!!  The guy taking all my information at the desk was incredibly cheerful and happy to have me as a customer. Their reception area is pretty nice too (especially for a car place). And when I found out my car had to stay at the shop for a few hours, they offered me a free ride home.  My car was diagnosed, fixed, and cleaned up in a few hours and they didn't charge me through the roof for it!!  \n\nDefinitely coming back to Chet's the next time my car is being a piece.", "business_id": "cbodGg8dt0gZpdtrQBgduQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-10-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "7la3qalCjgbpxCEBYJOV4w", "review_id": "qc8KEmKDGqqJ2DXHFRv9Dg", "text": "Honest, friendly, clean and efficient service.  I will be returning here again for all my current vehicle's maintenance needs - which should be relatively few, according to the mechanics at Chet's, who could have frankly sold me quite a significant line of bull about that had they cared to.  In and out for an oil change and tire rotation in about an hour and for about $40 total.  Thanks, guys.", "business_id": "cbodGg8dt0gZpdtrQBgduQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2010-11-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "RdufJ-Wl0abkMOlE2WNaLw", "review_id": "xKgRLw24YpeWhUhjKUVu6g", "text": "My Toyota Rav4 had a hole in the muffler. I took it to Chet's for an estimate. After his guys looked it over, he called around for a price. The parts place told him $1300.00. He said that seemed crazy and called another place, same thing. Then he tried to figure out different options. He called the Toyota dealership to see if the muffler was still under warrantee, and because the catalytic converter was inside the muffler, it was still under warrantee.\nI took it to Toyota and it was fixed for FREE.\nI have never had a place go above and beyond like they did at Chet's. This is a place you can trust. I will bring all my vehicles to them.", "business_id": "cbodGg8dt0gZpdtrQBgduQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2011-10-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "9TDqZLPsOgWERXii_etbcw", "review_id": "SMLC4BQNinXTLWTH4WaRbA", "text": "It's hard to find a good auto repair place where you won't get taken advantage of.  Because of the great reviews on Yelp, I drove out of my way to take my car to Chet's.  I'm a young woman with an old car that I didn't want to put a lot of money into.  I just need my car to last me another year or so until I can afford a new one.  I dropped by Chet's without an appointment or anything, and one of the mechanics came out to the parking lot to take a look at my car right away (free of charge).  He actually got on the ground to peak under my car, and he knew what the problem was in less than a minute.  He answered all my questions, and I arranged to bring my car back the next day to get fixed.  When I brought my car in to get fixed, the guy at the front desk recognized me right away and slipped me a coupon from their ad for 10% off my services because he knew that I didn't want to put a lot of money into my car.  I was taken aback by his thoughtfulness.  The mechanics kept me informed as they were working on my car, gave me the estimate, gave me their opinion, and answered all my questions.  All around great service at a reasonable price.", "business_id": "cbodGg8dt0gZpdtrQBgduQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2011-10-31", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "fzvX93h2jQtnp5g7I0Ehaw", "review_id": "bLhddty3lSOio-kg7DJaQw", "text": "Was so impressed with this place. We called them this summer, knowing we needed some serious work done. After reviewing many places online, we decided to go with Chet's due to their high Yelp rating. From start to finish, superb service. When I called, the guy answering the phone was nice and helpful. We brought the car in the next day and they offered a ride. They kept us informed throughout the day about what was going on and what the cost was going to be. There was a LOT of work to be done, so they kindly asked if they could keep it overnight. The next day, we got the total, which, considering all they had to do, was very fair. Also, the mechanics talked to us in both simple terms (so a non-mechanic could understand), but didn't treat us like we were stupid. They were honest and detailed. Will get my car care from them!", "business_id": "cbodGg8dt0gZpdtrQBgduQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2011-11-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 4, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "nbCirGvhw0TIf4HaNzwfVw", "review_id": "LnfS5JGCAZhG1L9eAqeYjw", "text": "My previous review was for an oil change, which I still stand by.  This time I brought in my car because it was making a rattling noise.  I was told that the bracket holding my flex tube was broken and it would be around $350 to replace the whole pipe.  The pipe itself was not damaged and I asked if there was a cheaper option to attach the pipe back to the car (either by welding it or creating a new bracket). The mechanic gave me a rude answer about coat hangers.  \n\nI called around and was quoted $200 to replace the pipe at Speedys Muffler. When I brought it in there to get it replaced, they told me the pipe itself could just be bracketed to the car for $45. \n\nMake sure you call around before getting work done here in case there are other repair options that Chet's didn't consider.", "business_id": "cbodGg8dt0gZpdtrQBgduQ", "stars": 2, "date": "2013-09-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "iSZ0G9l_Vb1PnXZtOnuHyw", "review_id": "V9xUmU5pjhDvzfz39-cZ6w", "text": "I popped in because my tire pressure light was on, and also because I had bought my car a month ago with a little over 100k miles on it and I wanted to make sure everything checked out. An energetic guy by the name of Roman checked out my tires while humming merrily, and then answered all of my new-car-owner questions about maintenance for the next ten minutes. After everything was set I asked where I should pay, and his response was, \"Pff. Air is free.\" So is consultation, apparently. Very generous of them.", "business_id": "cbodGg8dt0gZpdtrQBgduQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-09-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "wE7kSbc96IIXpQxJgLrGMQ", "review_id": "Z9swGe7KNfz6Tg5QCnodDw", "text": "Chet is an old school stand up guy with professional integrity that you don't see so much of anymore. My storage rental experience could not have been better. He let me use as many of his pallets as I needed with no extra charge; he was extremely kind about every interaction. My deposit was returned immediately with a hand written thank you note from Chet. I mean, who does that? I had zero moisture or mold issues with the storage unit itself, although everything was in there for 2+ months thru the hot, wet, humid end of summer. Extremely pleased. Can I give six stars?", "business_id": "cbodGg8dt0gZpdtrQBgduQ", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-10-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "hpRLi-BUTn3utVLxfBoxYQ", "review_id": "b6puSh0pEjJAhxqkX2iG3g", "text": "This guy is a crook.  When I took my vehicle to my regular mechanic he was so pissed he wanted to know who ripped me off!!", "business_id": "BRqIGc5nGobwIVxX9vxyig", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-10-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 2}, "user_id": "FxcuXkDIMy5E3clsOg_-hQ", "review_id": "nwDbcttj4sC62FzdWP6CpA", "text": "The Jet Room is our go to place for breakfast with visiting friends.  The food of a down home diner, but with a huge wall of windows that look out onto the tarmac for WI Aviation...little commuter planes come and go while you eat some of the best breakfast around.  The pancakes are AMAZING!\n\nOnly issue is that TV is always tuned to Fox News, but on mute, so are easy to ignore.  A packed place on weekends - so call ahead for seating or get there early!", "business_id": "j515klfbCAEF3KPiKvHz9g", "stars": 4, "date": "2009-09-25", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "QmXVPx1jfWz8-jhe23xVFA", "review_id": "lFMfPKBYy5Jayvv9i5djhg", "text": "Great morning breakfast spot. Take the kids, they love watching the planes.", "business_id": "j515klfbCAEF3KPiKvHz9g", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-09-27", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 1, "useful": 3, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "pNtazWShJ9XSSVMRmrpEBQ", "review_id": "ggZByYZCr_3CULbLrrN8EA", "text": "Unique place that is, as Steve said, a little off the beaten path.  Pat O'Malley's Jet Room is a pretty no-frills breakfast place (they offer lunch as well) serving up some good diner grub.  Bonus feature: You can watch planes take off and land while you're chowin' down.\n\nOut of all the diners in Madison that I've been to, the Jet Room service is the best; seriously top-notch.  Pat or his wife have been hosting every time I've gone (and have even remembered my name when I went a couple weekends in a row), the staff are friendly and always on top of things.  I get a pretty good mom 'n pop type vibe from here.\n\nI've never had a problem with the food here.  It's solid diner food; nothing unexpected or that exciting, but always delicious.  I like it enough that it's one of the few places where I'll try to switch my order every time I head over there.  \n\nWaits are long on weekends, so call ahead or expect to spend some time looking around the building.", "business_id": "j515klfbCAEF3KPiKvHz9g", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-10-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "XE-EtNY1ogC6XdLYhYVVFQ", "review_id": "VvjmlPyxVLQJoi-MrczN-Q", "text": "First off the view is outstanding.  O'Malley's is right off the runway at the Madison Airport.  The waitstaff is very good,  and the food as well.  There can be a wait so do not expect to get in an  out very fast.  I recommend trying the Jet Room.", "business_id": "j515klfbCAEF3KPiKvHz9g", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-10-28", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "uxLef8dQeOE5puaQ-pvbsw", "review_id": "Dh02zqzvsFH3oVDwHmm1Og", "text": "very good food.  excellent service!  eggs benedict is the specialty here and it's excellent.  decent coffee and a great view of the tarmac, right outside the window.", "business_id": "j515klfbCAEF3KPiKvHz9g", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-11-18", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 2, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "VGsc4f7neYrINaqvLNadUw", "review_id": "Dl_cOki-KADe-HJUXx_pLw", "text": "Was thrilled to see vegetarian options. Very nice restaurant, clean, fun decor. Son absolutely loved watching the planes land & take off. Best moment was seeing plane land & pilot came into diner- was very cool for him. Had California Benedict which was good not great- not best Hollandaise but wasn't expecting gourmet granted. Liked fruit cup that was offered, good variety. Average diner food but good menu options and above average atmosphere. Host was delightful but service was slow & spotty.", "business_id": "j515klfbCAEF3KPiKvHz9g", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-09-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "GL1AwaX-3gGVuG4fioL7aw", "review_id": "vWdnpDALV_UHjwzRJYXvjw", "text": "We ordered two salads this morning and the waitress snarled at us, took our menus and through them on the front desk behind her.  Apparently the waitresses have to make the salads. At one point she told the table next to us when they were not ready, that she would be back then as I have to go make salads.  Based on this experience I will never make another cross country flight to KMSN nor would I recommend anyone go out of their way to only to be treated so poorly.", "business_id": "j515klfbCAEF3KPiKvHz9g", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-09-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "_Ebs69dhGNpbGpPsUySc0w", "review_id": "lHycheuukT_KQoIbvLnigQ", "text": "I agree the crab cake Benedict are delicious. Who gets big crab cakes for $9.99 with hashbrowns?!! For what you get, including the cool view, the price was worth it. Our server was also great.  She brought out pancakes with a candle on top because we were celebrating a little one's birthday.", "business_id": "j515klfbCAEF3KPiKvHz9g", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-10-11", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "jjUpHgkFyHNIV27io_9YhA", "review_id": "DEWsjhnqFOmZnfCWY9is4g", "text": "What a fun breakfast spot! Lovely view and solid food w generous portions. Pat and Pam are super friendly. Read about them in a Mary Bergin book and was delighted to finally go.", "business_id": "j515klfbCAEF3KPiKvHz9g", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-10-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "1CSsDXtGl2Tfh9iEJBJjLw", "review_id": "dEThMNZ1W0LEH2rwM6tXEA", "text": "I want to start off this review by saying that I REALLY like this place.  A lot.  It's in a cool spot (the little airport) and it is so fun to sit there and watch planes take off as you eat your food.  The staff has always been friendly and polite to me and my husband and the food is ready fast, even when the place is crowded (which is often is on the weekends).  \nSo why am I not giving it a higher rating?  Honestly, the food, although VERY well prepared, seems to be mostly Sysco products.  The items I am referring to specifically are things like their hash browns, french fries, bread and biscuits (I'm not sure about this, I just got the impression), bacon, sausage, etc.  It's hard for me to give a higher rating to a place that just throws stuff directly from the bag in the freezer to the grill.  Not to say that NOTHING is prepared in house, they make the eggs to order, potato pancakes and a few of the sauces.  Anyway, I do really like to eat here.  It has a great down to earth diner atmosphere.   And the food is well done (for what it is). I know we will be coming back here from time to time because it really is a lot of fun, I'm just ready to accept the quality of food for what it is.", "business_id": "j515klfbCAEF3KPiKvHz9g", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-11-02", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "acEwyMHO1i6ahGYVUNGhOw", "review_id": "b5qH-oGM-q4fqO7BIr3gYA", "text": "Wonderful. My girlfriend had to pick up her new glasses from them and they were really great. They greeted us as soon as we walked in and were very polite. The woman behind the counter was helpful and made sure the glasses fit exactly right. She even complimented my girlfriend on her selection which really made me smile. All in all, great experience.", "business_id": "bYEwuO-Z14enA88RKyMHbw", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-10-04", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "tRZ2zNcmZvxQY46VB6OH2A", "review_id": "9q-q9-KUkd4RF1g-_9X8Yw", "text": "I have lived in Madison my entire life, 28 years, & I have needed glasses since I was about 15 years old. I have gone to many different places in Madison for eye exams and frames, but I have never had such a good experience as I had at this place. The price was good, they had online offers, they even offered me a deal that wasn't advertised. The exam was competent and thorough, the people working there were extremely helpful and had very constructive input when helping me choose my frames. This is been the best experience I've ever had shopping for new glasses. It is usually a terrible chore that I don't look forward to, but the people at Wisconsin Vision really helped to make it an enjoyable experience, I highly recommend them.", "business_id": "bYEwuO-Z14enA88RKyMHbw", "stars": 5, "date": "2014-10-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "y_XOJFAJW4cOPeMPCkS_pg", "review_id": "_1P9J0tt0_a-yC7RzK9uoQ", "text": "saw a fly dancing on my sandwich when waiting for my order, they don't bother to pay attention anyway since there are quite a lot customers , awful awful place even though i have very good experience with other panera bread", "business_id": "S2x-rEziU3ONR9zO_vpPxA", "stars": 1, "date": "2011-10-03", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "oSA746-4MCJpWorJkzxqpQ", "review_id": "X7orjAjRSKkyGzz6p90Vaw", "text": "This Panera would have gotten 5 stars a few years ago when I practically lived there the month I was finishing up my grad school portfolio. But those lovely leather armchairs that I so loved so sit with a drink and a pastry are now gone. Lounging around all day is no longer encouraged, it would seem.\n\nThat being said, this Panera is still a pretty great one. Quick service, friendly faces, always clean. You really can't go wrong with soup in a bread bowl.", "business_id": "S2x-rEziU3ONR9zO_vpPxA", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-10-17", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "tOS1MVVagkPxR-fiodhjXw", "review_id": "sRKiLsStI0Hf2P0q_zvFFw", "text": "As much as I want to hate Panera, I just can't.  I tend to hate chain restaurants, but Panera is my weakness.  Damn you Panera.  Another day of good soup and a tasty sandwich, served quickly and efficiently.  One day I wish you would just screw the pooch and deliver something awful so I can live out my dream of openly hating you.  But not today.  You delivered another tasty lunch.", "business_id": "S2x-rEziU3ONR9zO_vpPxA", "stars": 4, "date": "2014-09-12", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "vUpY0PcCCNb3J6x40jqZeA", "review_id": "Ny-aKr0-J02tqKm-r7noiA", "text": "Ordered the pick 2 and tried the new turkey cranberry flatbread and the tortellini Alfredo. The pasta is delicious.. Not a huge fan of the flatbread, however. Great tea selection!", "business_id": "S2x-rEziU3ONR9zO_vpPxA", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-09-18", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "RvweNJFVkR3ttkWsIBy7nQ", "review_id": "ryQOQcZCqggnSglimbezPQ", "text": "Panera is a chain so the food stays pretty consistent. The service here is phenomenal! Bussers during lunch to keep things clean and make sure the tables turn over.  \n\nI appreciated that there was a good number of baked goods. Not to mention, the line moved quickly. If you plan to go to a chain, head over here.", "business_id": "S2x-rEziU3ONR9zO_vpPxA", "stars": 3, "date": "2014-11-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "HYLbflVtCoQSnoZsRCwOPw", "review_id": "HUgN_tpCmH7z_Pa-yczOGw", "text": "Two words: Come early. If you want to get any variety of baked goods, you've got to be there before 3pm. The quality of food is about what you would expect from a McDonaldized bakery. Most people don't know that they don't literally bake there; things come either half-baked and/or frozen and are finished in the store. Not terrible, just know what you're getting. The service for me is hit or miss.", "business_id": "S2x-rEziU3ONR9zO_vpPxA", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-10-27", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "RvweNJFVkR3ttkWsIBy7nQ", "review_id": "zdwD6DlD1jUP1U7vb4hj7Q", "text": "So, I saw a GIANT sign that said SALE!  Yet, when I went in, I was not shown any sale items. I know they are salespeople but I came in for the grand opening sale. They were nice, but I do not know if I will go back. I felt like I did not want to offend them so I saw there longer than I wanted to.", "business_id": "XRSKxJ_qmo_fmbnTrjOKAg", "stars": 3, "date": "2015-10-15", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "w_XIO9On-No5SiJfsGqtLg", "review_id": "IraH7XCS-RUm-qlMbsLYzQ", "text": "I have been to many stores in the area and won't go any where else but La-Z-Boy.  The experience was no pressure and they came to my house to help me with my whole room.  The sales associate and designer were great.  I love my new room.  Will go back when I finish my lower level.", "business_id": "XRSKxJ_qmo_fmbnTrjOKAg", "stars": 5, "date": "2015-10-20", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "zycqYaHhEjqIdkAYVSqQIA", "review_id": "Xz1AKLyN1L3GXHA3DinNNg", "text": "Big plus: the baggage claim is RIGHT next to the rental car stations. WELL DONE MADISON. \n\nBig minus: you have to walk to a giant, hard-to-navigate parking lot to find your car/rental company. Recall that 6 months out of the year the weather can be COLD.\n\nEdge: friendly staff. Even though they sneak a cig on the walk from the desk to the lot. Gotta keep it real.", "business_id": "yCbzzYKkPe1kfeMDdGq03Q", "stars": 4, "date": "2012-11-26", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "HbXt3GPYiZtkdRtINfA9mA", "review_id": "w7kRoMZWFk29tOMnl65a7g", "text": "Convenient location.  Was traveling with a small infant and needed a car seat.  I booked everything online and called to confirm.  When I got to the rental desk the price was $100 more for the ten days than the online price I was given.  I was told it was a 25% deposit.  When I dropped the car off it still cost me $100 more, so no 25% deposit.  \nThe car seat was not ready when I arrived and I was told she had gotten me a nice \"clean\" one.  The car seat was disgusting:  full of crumbs and food leftovers and smelled horrible.  I had to cut holes I a blanket to run the straps of the car seat through because it was so nasty.  My word of advice:  don't ever rent a car seat!  When I inquired about car seat installation I was told they are not aloud to install them due to liability reasons which wasn't a problem.  When I asked for the installation instructions and they didn't have them that was a problem.  She said she would send her manager out to instruct me but he was just as clueless as she is about the word \"clean\".  \nNext month I will be renting from any other company besides enterprise.  There are about 4-5 to choose from at that location.", "business_id": "yCbzzYKkPe1kfeMDdGq03Q", "stars": 2, "date": "2014-10-05", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "PUWm0K7Z0sRdbOqwElzQ9g", "review_id": "yt4AyqHfKFhUPN8ztzOCUA", "text": "I typically rent my cars through Enterprise, but this experience has me shaking my head. I landed less than 30 minutes early and went to get my rental. When I got to the counter I was told they didn't even have a car the property and would make some phone calls. They told me they had another car, but they wanted to charge me extra. (I've always been upgraded at no extra cost in these situations) I booked my car through hotwire and was told that by choosing a compact over economy that I would get more features. However, when I got my car it didn't even have cruise and I had to put on about 300 miles. The car didn't drive straight, wasn't that clean (front windshield was streaked from the inside and something was spilled in the center cup holder.) There were no power seats or adjustable steering wheel. (I found a lever, but it didn't seem to do anything - broken maybe?) I was mostly upset that the car didn't have cruise, you would think that would be a standard feature. When I returned the car and the lady asked me how it was, I told her that I was unhappy, but she didn't seem to really have anything to say except when I told her my biggest complaint was that it didn't have cruise, she did say that the guy who issued the car to me at the airport should have told me that. Come on Enterprise... you can do better than this!!!", "business_id": "yCbzzYKkPe1kfeMDdGq03Q", "stars": 2, "date": "2014-10-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "3jUGVuj34pJdrzXeIVS4lA", "review_id": "I-i6bnIu-YZavT6-iYXRSg", "text": "NEVER have I been stranded at an airport because a reserved vehicle was unavailable.  I arrived in Madison---on time---with a confirmed RESERVATION made through Enterprise's website.   I waited at the counter for over 5 minutes while the agent talked to a co-worker or friend on the phone.   When she was done and I handed her my ID and credit card and told her I had a reservation she said \"that won't do you any good\"  \"We are out of cars\".  I asked how long of a wait and she said \"maybe an hour----maybe not until tomorrow\".    So having traveled thousands of miles today, I am now stranded at the airport.  She offered no options----no taxi service, etc.  NOTHING...and on top of it she was RUDE and offensive in her handling.   She took great delight in informing me that there were fourteen others waiting in front of me that also didn't have cars.   \n\nFortunately, a travel companion had a reservation with HERTZ who handled his reservation professionally and quickly.   I got a ride from him to my hotel and will deal with this fiasco tomorrow morning.   You can rest assured I will NEVER RENT FROM ENTERPRISE AGAIN.      \n\nAwful does not begin to describe tonight's experience.   She's one heck of a good will ambassador for the Madison area.  \n\nWord of advice---if you think your reservation with Enterprise guarantees a car, guess again.  Cancel and go with a reputable company", "business_id": "yCbzzYKkPe1kfeMDdGq03Q", "stars": 1, "date": "2014-10-22", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 1}, "user_id": "YXrNEia1e8VcwchmdqdgUQ", "review_id": "JqnwfDn598DbiEf3sdgg3A", "text": "When buying through a third party things are always difficult. Long story short, Dale is an awesome person. I enjoy his service and his positive attitude especially so early in the morning!", "business_id": "yCbzzYKkPe1kfeMDdGq03Q", "stars": 4, "date": "2015-09-21", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 5, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "0_atcfYVO_f48A_Rvq9SyQ", "review_id": "nHOnvus3v4PEy_9w88Bceg", "text": "It blows my mind that I am a first reviewer... I think there must be another on here that I can't find. Nonetheless- 5 star review, watch out.\n\nWe went to a specialist in Chicago for our dog's juvenile cataracts and could not have had a worse experience... so driving to Madison seemed a little crazy, but worth it.  300+ miles of driving later, half the price, twice the service, and a completely different diagnosis later I am glad I went.\n\nGetting there was easy, parking is available.  The waiting room was what you would expect, very clean for the amount of animals in there.  I waited all of about 4 minutes before I was called back.  A number of students came in and saw Cora (my dog) before the attending ophthalmologist came in.  With 3 different opinions on the line, 2 of them full-fledged and well practiced vets... I trusted what I heard.  \n\nWe left, it was well worth the drive.  I urge others to go here!", "business_id": "mzl5Z5I7NG6guH5I8e7Zxg", "stars": 5, "date": "2013-09-05", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "wwI5pof37WGS4m4Ja9ycfA", "review_id": "MorLI_swqEufA3EOYKv5wg", "text": "If I could select zero I would have. Nothing wrong with the bowling alley, the staff just sucks. Pick another spot to have your event /party/whatever. The staff are extremely rude and not very accommodating. Prices are a bit high too. It kind of explains why nobody comes here.", "business_id": "4ldKdZC5E5LZRbxfxKvYpg", "stars": 1, "date": "2015-10-24", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 3, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "x3k3_PbqdO8fM33si6tv4Q", "review_id": "mevwG-r5jTErXmcykCgj0w", "text": "Excellent prices, wonderful basic food, and outstanding service.  The wait staff is very efficient and consistent, and I particularly enjoy the potatoes obrien.\n\nOpen only until 2pm, for breakfast and lunch.", "business_id": "MONajnUQ5-IRtv8PSPn_yA", "stars": 4, "date": "2010-10-14", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 0, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "7w-xUbtFFCQeAyrKhCykcA", "review_id": "as3iIc0jQXBjxyI2wtU78A", "text": "Awesome breakfast!", "business_id": "MONajnUQ5-IRtv8PSPn_yA", "stars": 5, "date": "2012-11-01", "type": "review"}
{"votes": {"funny": 0, "useful": 1, "cool": 0}, "user_id": "fLlH6ePcOgdD05qvYoJoWA", "review_id": "EPs24TMJ_Av96CRxOgy4kw", "text": "Came here a few times and always had really good food and friendly service! Thanks again!", "business_id": "MONajnUQ5-IRtv8PSPn_yA", "stars": 4, "date": "2013-11-15", "type": "review"}